Diplomacy
October 10, 2001 7:17 PM   Subscribe

Diplomacy

Short Shockwave piece. Kumbayah, my Lord, Kumbayah...
posted by bwg (10 comments total)

 
Faster mirror on my server.
posted by waxpancake at 7:23 PM on October 10, 2001


Sweet. Kickass.
posted by owillis at 7:30 PM on October 10, 2001


it was worth the download, just to see powell and allah give each other a high five.
posted by lotsofno at 7:40 PM on October 10, 2001


How about a little more description next time. . .
posted by UrbanFigaro at 7:41 PM on October 10, 2001


[although I hate 99% of the war-related flash crap I've seen in the past few weeks, this is hilarious and quite good]
posted by mathowie at 7:59 PM on October 10, 2001


this rocks...the fact that OBL has a name tag and he says fuck is great!
posted by plemeljr at 8:10 PM on October 10, 2001


i contemplated a description, but in this case i thought it was better experienced without commentary.

besides, saying it was shockwave is almost enough.
posted by bwg at 10:14 PM on October 10, 2001


It would have been more effective without the carnage at the end. The strongest image - most humiliating for Binny - is the X-ray revealing an American heart. If he'd joined the hippies and been converted to Ben and Jerry's spiked with Applejack - and then been killed or, better even, ignored, it would have been perfect.(It's very, very good all the same and, btw, UrbanFigaro, description would have spoilt it completely)

Forgive my abstraction but the Bert thing and this prove that America is finally fessing up. I shudder when I hear people say "Osama Bin Laden" in full. It's too respectful. He needs a truly laughable nickname. Even Goatfucker would be preferable. Besides, "bin Laden" means son of Laden and why should the father be dragged into it?
At least one of his sons - the one at Harvard, at least - turned out O.K.

Look back at the anti-Hitler propaganda and you find that ridicule is the strongest weapon. So get the guy a funny, offensive monicker. The guy skulks in caves, pays other guys to do his work, is obviously sexually challenged and must have been cruelly ditched by an American girl(or boy, more likely)in the past.

Diss the man down. Being laughed at is worse than bombs. Come on, you Americans - nobody can beat you at this game - roast the simpering maniac and make all his followers snicker every time they look at his oh-so-saintly-and-sensitive, fuckin' terrified face!
posted by MiguelCardoso at 12:13 AM on October 11, 2001


That was hilArious! More, more!
posted by prototype_octavius at 8:27 AM on October 11, 2001


So get the guy a funny, offensive monicker.

I choose Captain Von Dork-a-lot.
posted by byort at 8:52 AM on October 11, 2001


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