These Things Happened
May 14, 2012 6:02 AM Subscribe
"In the space of My Darkest Year, in no particular order, these things happened. My younger son died. My marriage ended. A rabbi and renowned jazz musician whom I’d only met once performed my son’s funeral. People applauded. I fell in love with a blond poet suffering from PTSD. It didn’t work out. My divorce was granted. The only Jewish funeral director in town admitted to me, unbidden, that her life’s passion is improv comedy. My ex-husband threatened my boyfriend’s balls via Facebook. I fled—and sold—my dream house. My older son lost his first tooth and entered kindergarten. I performed stand-up comedy. People applauded. I fell in love again. I realized I’m not afraid of anything."
Michelle Mirsky's column No Fear of Flying: Kamikaze Missions in Sex, Death, and Comedy
won the 2011 McSweeney's Column Contest. It's funny, aching, gutsy, and heartwrenching.
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