[sfx under: multi-engine propeller aircraft engine moan]
H: Ciao baby, this is Major Hit in the cockpit of the Enola MacLuan, flagship of the 7th Airborne Peace Corp and Lending Library. We're now over the center of rebel resistance in Northern Nigeria London Moscow Washington ???? and preparing to drop literature. . . .
P: Do the bomb bay door thing.
B: Bomb bay doors swinging and open baby. Groovy and out.
P: Bombardier, it's your karma.
H: We're almost ready to drop it. . . . I can see the entire rebel force running out of their huts, looking up at the sky. . . .
B: Target ready. Books away!
H: There they go, the literature is in a tight pattern. The rebels are beginning to scatter . . . but it's too late. . . .
H: On target!
H: God this is an awesome moment! The last stronghold of unhip resistance -- outta sight! Under eight million hardbound copies of the Naked Lunch Cat's Cradle Things Fall Apart ????.
H: It's all over! We're coming home!
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