Don't blink.
December 17, 2012 10:31 AM Subscribe
He warned us about the coming thousand-year reign of darkness, and we ignored him. NOW FEEL THE PITILESS GAZE OF HIS DISAPPOINTMENT.
posted by Think_Long at 10:36 AM on December 17, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by Think_Long at 10:36 AM on December 17, 2012 [1 favorite]
So what happens if Chuck Norris stares at the Gangnam Style elevator dude for 10 hours? Is that how the world will end this Friday, not with a bang but a blinker?
posted by chavenet at 10:41 AM on December 17, 2012 [4 favorites]
posted by chavenet at 10:41 AM on December 17, 2012 [4 favorites]
This is stupid.
That's not necessarily a criticism.
posted by Mister_A at 10:42 AM on December 17, 2012 [7 favorites]
That's not necessarily a criticism.
posted by Mister_A at 10:42 AM on December 17, 2012 [7 favorites]
That's what I hate about this place, everyone has to jump in with some comment BEFORE they've read the link, watched the video, whatever... I'm waiting until December 18, 2012 1:31 PM before I pay any attention to anything any of you have to say about this....
how many of you slide that little slider up to 10 hours to see if the damn image ever changed.
posted by HuronBob at 10:49 AM on December 17, 2012 [1 favorite]
how many of you slide that little slider up to 10 hours to see if the damn image ever changed.
posted by HuronBob at 10:49 AM on December 17, 2012 [1 favorite]
If crap like this keeps coming up, we who use YouTube for more creative purposes are going to have to go back to the under-10-minute rule again. :-|
posted by TinWhistle at 10:52 AM on December 17, 2012
posted by TinWhistle at 10:52 AM on December 17, 2012
It only took me 30 seconds before he blinked.
posted by blue_beetle at 10:53 AM on December 17, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by blue_beetle at 10:53 AM on December 17, 2012 [1 favorite]
Chuck Norris is nothing compared to THIS.
posted by HuronBob at 10:53 AM on December 17, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by HuronBob at 10:53 AM on December 17, 2012 [1 favorite]
And, yeah, when did youtube start allowing 10 hour videos?
posted by HuronBob at 10:54 AM on December 17, 2012
posted by HuronBob at 10:54 AM on December 17, 2012
If that's too passively staring for ten hours, then maybe something more thrustingly staring ...
I think this is a suitable replacement for Rickroll.
posted by KokuRyu at 10:56 AM on December 17, 2012
I think this is a suitable replacement for Rickroll.
posted by KokuRyu at 10:56 AM on December 17, 2012
Chuck Norris: "We Need to Choke the Life out of ObamaCare"
Fuck Chuck Norris.
posted by gwint at 10:57 AM on December 17, 2012 [4 favorites]
Fuck Chuck Norris.
posted by gwint at 10:57 AM on December 17, 2012 [4 favorites]
And, yeah, when did youtube start allowing 10 hour videos?
Ages ago.
So now you got all kinds of hilarious extended remixes of memed out videos, from nyan cat to hobbits being taken to Isengard (still shorter than the new movies) to Hitler gangnam style.
posted by MartinWisse at 10:58 AM on December 17, 2012 [1 favorite]
Ages ago.
So now you got all kinds of hilarious extended remixes of memed out videos, from nyan cat to hobbits being taken to Isengard (still shorter than the new movies) to Hitler gangnam style.
posted by MartinWisse at 10:58 AM on December 17, 2012 [1 favorite]
Chuck Norris: "We Need to Choke the Life out of ObamaCare"
Fuck Chuck Norris.
... pretty sure he's been eye-fucking me for the last twenty-five minutes.
posted by Think_Long at 10:58 AM on December 17, 2012
Fuck Chuck Norris.
... pretty sure he's been eye-fucking me for the last twenty-five minutes.
posted by Think_Long at 10:58 AM on December 17, 2012
But you DO need to choke the life out of ObamaCare (and implement a single-payer system). Wait... isn't that what he's saying?
posted by blue_beetle at 10:59 AM on December 17, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by blue_beetle at 10:59 AM on December 17, 2012 [1 favorite]
Chuck Norris: "I'm proud to serve as the honorary chairman of Trigger The Vote, the National Rifle Association's nonpartisan campaign to register voters who support the Second Amendment."
Fuck Chuck Norris.
posted by gwint at 10:59 AM on December 17, 2012 [8 favorites]
Fuck Chuck Norris.
posted by gwint at 10:59 AM on December 17, 2012 [8 favorites]
Imagine living in a society where we had plenty of power and space to store 10 hours of HD video of a man staring.
posted by DU at 11:01 AM on December 17, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by DU at 11:01 AM on December 17, 2012 [1 favorite]
That thing near the end totally took me by surprise
posted by memebake at 11:02 AM on December 17, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by memebake at 11:02 AM on December 17, 2012 [1 favorite]
Is this really the best of the web? A right wing gun nut staring for ten hours?
posted by marienbad at 11:04 AM on December 17, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by marienbad at 11:04 AM on December 17, 2012 [2 favorites]
Go to YouTube, search "for 10 hours", watch something better.
Like this.
posted by sixohsix at 11:07 AM on December 17, 2012
Like this.
posted by sixohsix at 11:07 AM on December 17, 2012
Is this really the best of the web?
No, this is: moustached Swedish men throttling their sticks and pushing their equipment to the max as blonde women bicycle along in gym shorts.
Viggen: it's Swedish for hot.
posted by MartinWisse at 11:12 AM on December 17, 2012 [2 favorites]
No, this is: moustached Swedish men throttling their sticks and pushing their equipment to the max as blonde women bicycle along in gym shorts.
Viggen: it's Swedish for hot.
posted by MartinWisse at 11:12 AM on December 17, 2012 [2 favorites]
I tried for five minutes. The emptiness behind those eyes is frightening.
posted by monospace at 11:29 AM on December 17, 2012
posted by monospace at 11:29 AM on December 17, 2012
how many of you slide that little slider up to 10 hours to see if the damn image ever changed.
yep...I did.
The last 30 seconds
(you might need to hit the main link to get the timed version to work)
posted by lampshade at 11:48 AM on December 17, 2012
yep...I did.
The last 30 seconds
(you might need to hit the main link to get the timed version to work)
posted by lampshade at 11:48 AM on December 17, 2012
This is a scene from Expendables 3: Eyes Dried Open
posted by orme at 12:09 PM on December 17, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by orme at 12:09 PM on December 17, 2012 [1 favorite]
The 90 minute kitchen faucet loop is magical for putting my 4-month-old to sleep, without the waste of water.
posted by jimmythefish at 12:35 PM on December 17, 2012
posted by jimmythefish at 12:35 PM on December 17, 2012
It's not ten hours, but when it comes to staring this feels obligatory - Big Train - Staring final
posted by toadflax at 1:05 PM on December 17, 2012
posted by toadflax at 1:05 PM on December 17, 2012
Is this really the best of the web?
soundtrack's pretty cool -- I could handle ten hours of that.
posted by philip-random at 1:20 PM on December 17, 2012
soundtrack's pretty cool -- I could handle ten hours of that.
posted by philip-random at 1:20 PM on December 17, 2012
So, if the real Chuck Norris stares at the recorded Chuck Norris, who wins? Does the monitor melt?
posted by Malor at 2:33 PM on December 17, 2012
posted by Malor at 2:33 PM on December 17, 2012
And, yeah, when did youtube start allowing 10 hour videos?
Ages ago.
July 2010
posted by P.o.B. at 2:53 PM on December 17, 2012
Ages ago.
July 2010
posted by P.o.B. at 2:53 PM on December 17, 2012
So what happens if Chuck Norris stares at the Gangnam Style elevator dude for 10 hours? Is that how the world will end this Friday, not with a bang but a blinker?
Maybe it's the meds and insomnia, but the deadpan Wikipedia synopsis of the Gangnam Style video amuses greatly. Best read in the voice of the dullest speaker you know; includes:
"At a parking lot, PSY is approached by a man (Yoo Jae-Suk) with a red Mercedes-Benz SLK-Class and a yellow suit; they have a dance duel. He then appears in an elevator underneath a man (Noh Hongchul) who is straddling him and thrusting his pelvis."
posted by Wordshore at 7:44 PM on December 17, 2012 [1 favorite]
Maybe it's the meds and insomnia, but the deadpan Wikipedia synopsis of the Gangnam Style video amuses greatly. Best read in the voice of the dullest speaker you know; includes:
"At a parking lot, PSY is approached by a man (Yoo Jae-Suk) with a red Mercedes-Benz SLK-Class and a yellow suit; they have a dance duel. He then appears in an elevator underneath a man (Noh Hongchul) who is straddling him and thrusting his pelvis."
posted by Wordshore at 7:44 PM on December 17, 2012 [1 favorite]
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