Giddyup Big Boy.

November 26, 2001 6:22 PM

Giddyup Big Boy. Is this guy hot to trot or should he just be put out to pasture? Personally, I find HBO's Real Sex to be a real waste of time. That and the sight of this stud in his little leather gear is, well, it's just downright disturbing.
posted by MAYORBOB (30 comments total)

WTF?
posted by verdezza at 6:29 PM on November 26, 2001

Personally, I find HBO's Real Sex to be a real waste of time.

"I was just there to get directions on how to get away from there."

Real Sex is distressingly fake. But I soldier through episodes anyway. I'm not sure this outdoes the whole Adult Baby thing, but it's still good to know about.

That old advice for public speakers about imagining the audience in their underwear? It should be changed to imagining the audience (or your boss or whomever) in a big diaper on top of another idiot in a big diaper.

The next time someone starts up about white people being a master race, I'm sending them that link.
posted by yerfatma at 6:31 PM on November 26, 2001

paypal.... pha!
posted by tomplus2 at 6:34 PM on November 26, 2001

The next time someone starts up about white people being a master race, I'm sending them that link. That's hysterical!
posted by tippiedog at 6:43 PM on November 26, 2001

I got two words for that guy: glue factory.
posted by gimonca at 6:47 PM on November 26, 2001

You know, oddly enough this wasn't nearly as profoundly disturbing as their segment on "RealDolls"... I always thought of myself as pretty open-minded, but Real Sex has more than its fair share of things that make you shudder for humanity.
posted by clevershark at 6:57 PM on November 26, 2001

For more info on that whole adult baby fetish (infantilism)......... go here.
posted by ewwgene at 7:01 PM on November 26, 2001

Ah, Danny the Wonder Pony, where have you gone? Oh, right, back to Jersey.
posted by nicwolff at 7:11 PM on November 26, 2001

Aw...I think it's kinda cute.
At least he's not(that we know of) wearing one of those horsetail buttplug things.

Go find a picture yourselves, you perverts.
posted by Su at 7:28 PM on November 26, 2001

It's good to know that hot chicks in leather are leading the way in finding alternate sources of transporation.
posted by Hildago at 7:35 PM on November 26, 2001

Anyone remember when someone thought it a swell idea to eat a babies placenta and umbilical cord??? uuuuuuuughhhhh.
posted by madmanz123 at 7:38 PM on November 26, 2001

WHAT????
posted by Optamystic at 8:01 PM on November 26, 2001

Remember more innocent times? Before we were blinded by the naked man in the horsey outfit. BTW, HBO did the horsey-tail/butt plug thing on a different episode.
posted by eyeballkid at 8:15 PM on November 26, 2001

Um, it's just another fetish, and not a terribly unusual, out-of-left-field one in the grand scheme. Maybe I'm familiar enough with certain fringe communities' practices not to be that shocked by things like this, but the reactions here are kind of surprising; I've come to look to MeFites for open-minded commentary and fresh insight.
posted by pudders at 8:26 PM on November 26, 2001

OK next person who asks for a pony should be given this link!
posted by sillygit at 8:44 PM on November 26, 2001

At least he's not(that we know of) wearing one of those horsetail buttplug things.

WHAT?!? I mean, butt plugs are one thing, but with a tail?!? Um, ok, wait, maybe they are pretty much equally off beat. Nevermind...
posted by shagoth at 8:49 PM on November 26, 2001

Who's asking for a pony?
posted by brittney at 8:50 PM on November 26, 2001

i don't want a pony anymore. at least not a dirty-man-pony.
posted by lotsofno at 8:59 PM on November 26, 2001

brittney:
pony requests
posted by sawks at 9:47 PM on November 26, 2001

um.

shouldn't this be on portalofevil.com instead?
posted by mcsweetie at 10:29 PM on November 26, 2001

I think the 'tail' butt plug might be a reference to that Mapplethorpe self-portrait where he stuck a whip up his ass. It looked like a tail.
posted by QrysDonnell at 10:48 PM on November 26, 2001

Oh, wow, look at the pervert! Jesus, people, turn off your computers and go get laid.

Wait, let me rephrase that constructively: okay, he's not my idea of hot and those pictures are pretty damn funny. But condescending towards the SM crowd is pretty tired.
posted by RJ Reynolds at 10:57 PM on November 26, 2001

I bet ya the producers of Fear Factor will try to turn this into a challenge.
posted by ZachsMind at 11:01 PM on November 26, 2001

Now that I'd watch.
posted by Optamystic at 11:14 PM on November 26, 2001

Burl Ives?!?!

NO!!!
posted by Kafkaesque at 11:17 PM on November 26, 2001

or

If you're gonna ride, you ride the old balding white bearded horse.

RJ Reynolds...what can I say? Unless that's you in that picture, let it go brotherman. It's goofy as hell.
posted by Kafkaesque at 11:18 PM on November 26, 2001

Come on, it's fringe fetish fun and Anne Rice popularized it in her Beauty books, which date back almost twenty years now. I've met more than one of the individuals in this Real Life segment and have known one of them for several years now.

But so what. I'm a pervert too. Big deal.
posted by debrahyde at 7:11 AM on November 27, 2001

The HBO Real Sex shows are absolutely hilarious! My only complaint: no gay themes, and not enough male nudity.
posted by yesster at 8:00 AM on November 27, 2001

I think the 'tail' butt plug might be a reference to that Mapplethorpe self-portrait where he stuck a whip up his ass. It looked like a tail.

Um, no, it's a reference to a butt plug with long horsehair attached to it so it looks like a tail when inserted. Available at many fine fetish emporiums, such as Mr. S Leathers.
posted by dnash at 8:02 AM on November 27, 2001

Naww, this isn't distrubing at all. Did you see the women on the bottom photo? I wouldn't mind being their pony for a while. Here's disturbing [from the equine webring]
posted by skallas at 9:40 AM on November 27, 2001