How do you even set a fucking bike on fire?
April 30, 2013 11:35 AM   Subscribe

 
i've never seen two bikes fucking but I'd guess you set a fucking bike on fire the same way you set a non-coital bike on fire.
posted by spicynuts at 11:42 AM on April 30, 2013 [1 favorite]


I made it to 1:20. What do I win?
posted by Uncle Grumpy at 11:44 AM on April 30, 2013


I like how "Kerplunk" sounds when an Irish person says it.
posted by Sys Rq at 11:49 AM on April 30, 2013


Ireland has many excellent comedians, and I was trying to remember if David O'Doherty is the (in my opinion for what it's worth) painfully unfunny one that annoys the crap out of me or one of the funny ones. He is in fact the painfully unfunny one who annoys the crap out of me. Some people really like him, personally I don't get it.
posted by TwoWordReview at 12:34 PM on April 30, 2013


That. Was indeed. Bloody hilarious. Guaranteed to appeal to a curmudgeonly misanthrope Brit like me.

Now my sides hurt. Which is just bloody typical, isn't it? Still at least no one set my bike on fire. Probably because I don't even have a bike. Life, eh? Aching sides. No bike. Fucking sucks.
posted by Decani at 1:38 PM on April 30, 2013


I found it wry, but not laugh-out-loud funny, except for the how-do-you-even bit.
posted by dhartung at 2:51 PM on April 30, 2013


"while drunk in a hotel room."

I haven't found the "funny drunk" bit humorous in a long while. Sorry to harsh your buzz, but I think that behind every drunk musician, artist and writer, there is a human being in pain. Pain can inspire Art (ask Kafka), but as I grow older, I feel the Pain more than the Art.
posted by SPrintF at 8:16 PM on April 30, 2013


I haven't found the "funny drunk" bit humorous in a long while. Sorry to harsh your buzz, but I think that behind every drunk musician, artist and writer, there is a human being in pain. Pain can inspire Art (ask Kafka), but as I grow older, I feel the Pain more than the Art.

It is possible to be drunk without being a drunk, you know.
posted by Sys Rq at 8:28 PM on April 30, 2013


Yeah, being a 'drunk comedian' isn't really part of David O'Doherty's schtick. He just happens to be drunk in this one particular recording.
posted by EXISTENZ IS PAUSED at 6:51 AM on May 1, 2013


If you get tipsy and have a laugh with your mates, you're fine. If you write that joke down, you're a tragic clown grappling with an unsounded abyss of pain.
posted by forgetful snow at 7:06 AM on May 1, 2013 [1 favorite]


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