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May 17, 2013 5:39 PM   Subscribe

Little pug puppy dries off after a bath! (slyt)

That's it. That's the whole thing.
posted by elizardbits (69 comments total) 28 users marked this as a favorite

 
Talk to your pug about airbending before it's too late.
posted by The Whelk at 5:42 PM on May 17, 2013 [2 favorites]


everything changed when the pug nation attacked
posted by elizardbits at 5:44 PM on May 17, 2013 [9 favorites]


Well, that's pretty much it.
posted by kinnakeet at 5:49 PM on May 17, 2013 [1 favorite]


I needed that

thanks
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 5:52 PM on May 17, 2013


Deploy the Tongue! -- the pug answer to everything!
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:53 PM on May 17, 2013 [10 favorites]


What the fuck. That's a really fucked up penguin. You know, penguins aren't even supposed to be kept in captivity. And that one is CLEARLY being abused. You can tell because it has four feet (sign of bad penguin owners) instead of two (normal for penguins). Also, it's sticking out its tongue (beak? hard to see in this low-resolution video). I really hope the ASPCA is looking into the circumstances surrounding this poor penguin.
posted by Greg Nog at 5:54 PM on May 17, 2013 [32 favorites]


I like dogs that you can hold in your hand like a grenade or a soda can.
posted by painquale at 5:55 PM on May 17, 2013 [14 favorites]


I was almost positive there was no way this video could be cuter than MY dog's way of drying off after a bath, which is to frantically attempt to BECOME ONE WITH the nice fluffy towel I throw over him.

Boy, was I wrong.
posted by Sara C. at 5:56 PM on May 17, 2013


oh no elizardsbits tumblr has found me here i must hide now
posted by Kitteh at 5:56 PM on May 17, 2013 [5 favorites]


The pug is the only animal in the world that enters a room with its eyeballs first.
posted by salishsea at 5:57 PM on May 17, 2013 [8 favorites]


The pug is the only animal in the world that enters a room with its eyeballs first.

You've obviously never owned a chihuahua made out of C4.

Only does it once, but still.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 5:59 PM on May 17, 2013 [5 favorites]


I prefer using high velocity dryers. (Would not use on a puppy the size of the one in the original post.) But seriously, high velocity dryers are SO MUCH FUN.
posted by fluffy battle kitten at 6:03 PM on May 17, 2013 [9 favorites]


Holy Crap FBK. I know some humans who could stand a bit of high velocity de-dandering. Also, this is right about the time of year when if you groom an absurdly hairy cat on the balcony, sparrows will swoop in and pluck drifting bits of fur out the air with which to line their nest.
Fortunately, I no longer live with a stupid furry cat so I'm not padding the nest eggs of sparrows today.
posted by Cold Lurkey at 6:09 PM on May 17, 2013 [1 favorite]


Somehow I knew who posted this from the title alone. Somehow.
posted by mollweide at 6:14 PM on May 17, 2013 [2 favorites]


Holy cow this may be the only pug I've ever loved. Look at her trying so hard to distract the Omnipotent Hand & Attendant Noisy Hot Air Thing with cuddles!

'Love me, love me, love me! Stop with the Air Thing and snuggle me as you are meant to do!'

That is like weaponized prashus.
posted by winna at 6:16 PM on May 17, 2013 [4 favorites]


But seriously, high velocity dryers are SO MUCH FUN.
posted by fluffy battle kitten at 9:03 PM on May 17 [1 favorite +] [!]


The very epitome of eponysterical!
posted by FelliniBlank at 6:19 PM on May 17, 2013 [9 favorites]


Thanks, that showed me the way to this vicious killer dog attacking an unwary cameraman.
posted by Ghostride The Whip at 6:19 PM on May 17, 2013 [8 favorites]


That little pug could use some product.
posted by Seymour Zamboni at 6:26 PM on May 17, 2013 [1 favorite]


Wow, that golden video is so over the top cute.

Pugs, however, are pure distilled satan. I've been a vegetarian over half my life and are absurdly kind to animals, but a pug licking it's nose for the entire night has driven me to the edge of pugicide more times than I care to contemplate.
posted by nevercalm at 6:28 PM on May 17, 2013 [2 favorites]


You come at me with your wind gun? EAT HOT TONGUE, WIND! I WILL LICK MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE snort wheeze snort
posted by middleclasstool at 6:38 PM on May 17, 2013 [3 favorites]


Pugs and Boston Terriers are seriously the worst about the tongue thing. Seriously, I am trying to clip your nails you do not want to lick the clippers!
posted by fluffy battle kitten at 6:56 PM on May 17, 2013


I would love to be held in some giants hand while he used
a huge machine to blow dry my butt crack.
posted by quazichimp at 6:57 PM on May 17, 2013 [24 favorites]


Have you tried Craigslist?
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 6:58 PM on May 17, 2013 [58 favorites]


I WILL RESIST THE PUG HEGEMONY!

Chesapeake Bay Retriever puppy struggles to stay awake
posted by the man of twists and turns at 6:58 PM on May 17, 2013 [9 favorites]


Best thing.
posted by invitapriore at 7:10 PM on May 17, 2013


One day, in the cold dark future when we have pugified all the animals, once majestic horses with bug eyes and smush faces, lions dragging their stubby butts across the savanna, rotund eagles with sight problems, the original pugs will rise up and destroy us all. And we will deserve it.

But yeah that's pretty cute right there i guess
posted by Mizu at 7:14 PM on May 17, 2013


In my experience, pugs have two thoughts in their minds at all times. Those two thoughts are:

1. What's going on?
2. I'm going to get that thing!
posted by mcmile at 7:15 PM on May 17, 2013


This video has a poodle and so much concentrated awesome ima not even tell you anything else until you watch it.
posted by winna at 7:20 PM on May 17, 2013 [3 favorites]


That's some high octane squee there.
posted by arcticseal at 7:34 PM on May 17, 2013


Winna, I feel really conflicted about whether to flag that as noise or whether IM SO EXCITED THAT THERE'S FINALLY NEW JANELLE MONAE STUFF POPPING UP SOOOOOOO AWESOME YAY
posted by Sara C. at 7:42 PM on May 17, 2013 [2 favorites]


LBR, if somebody came at each of us with a blowdryer and attempted to point hot air at our tushes, most of us would probably behave the same way.

Except quazichimp. Dunno what's going on there.
posted by These Birds of a Feather at 8:03 PM on May 17, 2013 [1 favorite]


oh no elizardsbits tumblr has found me here i must hide now


There is no escape. Trust me.


just give in and accept that you will never get anything done again

like sleeping
posted by louche mustachio at 8:06 PM on May 17, 2013 [2 favorites]


SAVE YOURSELF
posted by The Whelk at 8:16 PM on May 17, 2013 [3 favorites]


More puppy videos please
posted by onwords at 9:02 PM on May 17, 2013


PUPPY WITH BALLOON
posted by The Whelk at 9:09 PM on May 17, 2013 [1 favorite]


PUPPIES VS. STAIRS
posted by The Whelk at 9:10 PM on May 17, 2013 [3 favorites]


Three week old vallhunds

About three weeks later
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 9:23 PM on May 17, 2013 [1 favorite]


thank you thank you
posted by onwords at 9:27 PM on May 17, 2013


AAAAHHHHH!!!!

That's it.
posted by rtha at 9:35 PM on May 17, 2013


If we're doing more puppy videos...

Baby Rottweilers!

Baby Bassets!

Baby Bulldogs!

Okay it's more pugs but it opens with PUGS RUNNING.

Fluffy baby huskies!

Golden puppies losing their shit because OH MY GOD THE WATER IN OUR POOL IS GONE.
posted by Ghostride The Whip at 9:45 PM on May 17, 2013 [5 favorites]


If we're doing more puppy videos...

Every single puppy video ever should end with a closeup on their widdle feet and their sleepy widdle faces.
posted by six-or-six-thirty at 9:47 PM on May 17, 2013


LITTLE DUDE
posted by FAMOUS MONSTER at 9:58 PM on May 17, 2013


also this is the video i was going to post on mother's day but then i forgot because i think a thing happened maybe with too much flexeril and a migraine.

it's a babby bear
posted by elizardbits at 10:09 PM on May 17, 2013 [9 favorites]


This is why we need more surveillance of pug nation's activity, and our Government needs to invest in pug snout and eyeball recognition and tracking software algorithms; these pugs have unleashed cute on innocent angry people before, but it looks like they were lost in the system because of a transliteration issue with their names from Huttese to Pugwick to english.

If you are going to show what appears to be a violent attack by a human operated air gun, and a poor arctic penguin drinking in the sweet warm air like a drugs... you should contextualize it amidst the ongoing cute offensive... undried pugs cannot be tolerated; pugs are not innocent, and we must be ever more vigilant ever since Everything Changed.

PSA: People, don't bathe pugs after midnight, and don't feed them water with bubbles as food has no one seen the documentary gremlins about some kind of pug cousins, it turned four wet pugs into a single dry pug.

Moments before being dried... (I know it is the same humon because they are wearing red clothes also [plus there is a scene with the same pug being dried]).
Pug Puppies In A Tub
Pug Puppies In A Tub gif
Tumblr of pets doing pet things
Everyone Needs a Pug.
posted by infinite intimation at 10:20 PM on May 17, 2013


This seems like a good time to ask: which is the past tense of "blow dry"? Is it "blown dry" or "blow dried"?
posted by Boxenmacher at 10:29 PM on May 17, 2013


Tibbie Deathmatch: There Will Be Blood Sneezes
posted by FelliniBlank at 11:11 PM on May 17, 2013


I went directly from watching a late-era George Carlin HBO Special, to this. Hence, I have blown a few fuses in my cerebrum. Time for bed.
posted by not_on_display at 11:49 PM on May 17, 2013


all the animal babies!
posted by hap_hazard at 12:15 AM on May 18, 2013


I was minding my 3yr old nephew today, we went to the children's farm just up the road. At one point, he and the 2yr old girl he had made friends with were sitting next to each other on a bench patting and cuddling a guinea pig.

I thought that was the cutest thing I'd see for a while.

I was wrong.
posted by Hello, I'm David McGahan at 1:18 AM on May 18, 2013


How To Wake Up Your Dog
posted by homunculus at 2:24 AM on May 18, 2013 [3 favorites]


also this is the video i was going to post on mother's day but then i forgot because i think a thing happened maybe with too much flexeril and a migraine.

it's a babby bear


OMG it's a video of me every morning for the past 5 years....
posted by gomichild at 3:16 AM on May 18, 2013


Hmmm. 48 seconds of cute doggieness vs 12 seconds of unskippable crap advertising.
posted by sneebler at 6:40 AM on May 18, 2013


8 seconds of cute doggieness vs 12 seconds of unskippable crap advertising.

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posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 8:31 AM on May 18, 2013


How To Wake Up Your Dog

Doing that later.
posted by Sara C. at 9:32 AM on May 18, 2013


nevercalm: "a pug licking it's nose for the entire night has driven me to the edge of pugicide"

Fun note: with a slight change in pronunciation, this word would also be useful if your dog was an annoying boxer.
posted by Riki tiki at 9:32 AM on May 18, 2013


Though I will also add that any of the above cute puppy videos that included wild sound of a litter of puppies whining/mewling (?) caused my dog to jump up out of a deep sleep and start looking around with a concerned expression on his face.

I imagine it was the same sort of expression I would have if I suddenly started hearing a crying baby coming from somewhere in the apartment.

(awwww my silly pup would make such a terrible, absent-minded dad.)
posted by Sara C. at 9:34 AM on May 18, 2013


Boxenmacher: "This seems like a good time to ask: which is the past tense of "blow dry"? Is it "blown dry" or "blow dried"?"

Having been both I prefer the former.
posted by Splunge at 10:22 AM on May 18, 2013 [1 favorite]


I feel like it depends on context.

I would probably say, "After I leave the salon my hair usually looks great because it was just blown dry."

But I would probably also say, "I haven't blow-dried my hair in a week."

I think both are fine.
posted by Sara C. at 10:26 AM on May 18, 2013 [1 favorite]


This seems like a good time to ask: which is the past tense of "blow dry"? Is it "blown dry" or "blow dried"?

Done blow-drieded. It's the only way to be sure.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 10:40 AM on May 18, 2013 [3 favorites]


Still not as cute as a cat.
posted by numberwang at 11:41 AM on May 18, 2013


Hungry baby ringnecks disagree.
posted by Splunge at 12:25 PM on May 18, 2013


I'll just leave this here
posted by jrochest at 12:26 PM on May 18, 2013


If anyone has never been crushed beneath the slobbery waggy-tailed weight of a puppy stampede I highly recommend you arrange for one to befall you at your earliest convenience.
posted by elizardbits at 3:29 PM on May 18, 2013 [1 favorite]


You want a good time?

Imagine you've just cleaned out the pen with a litter of puppies in it... no poo, no pee, fresh clean towels down. And then imagine sitting down with them like a puppy hot tub, and they bomble around by you and on you and one or two go to sleep in your lap and maybe another one in your hands. It's just... wonderful. I think it's physically impossible to experience any stress in there.

Until the biting starts. And it will. Then there's a lot of owowOWFUCKFUCKFUCKSTOPITOW as they chomp your tootsies with their horrible little needle teefs.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 3:45 PM on May 18, 2013 [2 favorites]


Am I panda? Or am I dog?
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 8:16 PM on May 18, 2013


i didn't choose the pug life

the pug life chose me
posted by elizardbits at 4:01 PM on May 19, 2013 [2 favorites]


Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as puglife
And morning soup can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as puglife
John's got brewers droop he gets intimidated by the dirty pugs
They love a bit of it puglife
Who's that gut lord marching... you should cut down on your puglife mate... get some exercise

[Chorus]
ALL THE PUGLETS
SO MANY PUGLETS
THEY ALL GO PAW IN PAW
PAW IN PAW

Puglife
posted by arcticseal at 6:20 PM on May 19, 2013 [1 favorite]


탕욕을 즐기는 고양이 설이
posted by homunculus at 3:49 PM on June 1, 2013 [1 favorite]


Toy Critic Pug
posted by homunculus at 1:39 PM on June 12, 2013 [1 favorite]


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