Dan Akroyd and Tom Hanks would not approve
July 10, 2013 9:07 AM Subscribe
Somebody make them stop - they're so soft!!
Because everyone needs a little (slyt) adorbz in their life.
that is both horrifying and the best thing ever
posted by phunniemee at 9:13 AM on July 10, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by phunniemee at 9:13 AM on July 10, 2013 [1 favorite]
This is normal behavior for these violent, savage carnivores. It is part of their instinct to tenderize the meat of their victims before hungrily devouring them.
posted by elizardbits at 9:15 AM on July 10, 2013 [10 favorites]
posted by elizardbits at 9:15 AM on July 10, 2013 [10 favorites]
This is normal behavior for these violent, savage carnivores. It is part of their instinct to tenderize the meat of their victims before hungrily devouring them.
I was thinking the same thing; this is so obviously the first five minutes of the horror movie where we think "oh, how cute" before the little furry death-machines just keep coming, and coming, and coming....aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
posted by yoink at 9:23 AM on July 10, 2013 [2 favorites]
I was thinking the same thing; this is so obviously the first five minutes of the horror movie where we think "oh, how cute" before the little furry death-machines just keep coming, and coming, and coming....aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
posted by yoink at 9:23 AM on July 10, 2013 [2 favorites]
The rapid deathswarming of the victim is an excellent example of their strong prey drive in action. They are truly relentless killing machines.
posted by elizardbits at 9:26 AM on July 10, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by elizardbits at 9:26 AM on July 10, 2013 [1 favorite]
She deserved the pile-on for being such a dick to that baby goat.
LOOK LADY, HE DOESN'T WANT TO DANCE
posted by Sys Rq at 9:29 AM on July 10, 2013 [5 favorites]
LOOK LADY, HE DOESN'T WANT TO DANCE
posted by Sys Rq at 9:29 AM on July 10, 2013 [5 favorites]
Put it in slo-mo and add some horror movie music and it'd be terrifying.
posted by Ghostride The Whip at 9:39 AM on July 10, 2013
posted by Ghostride The Whip at 9:39 AM on July 10, 2013
I am ashamed at how long it took me to make the Hanks<>Akroyd<>goat connection.
Thanks for the adorbz.
posted by I Havent Killed Anybody Since 1984 at 9:39 AM on July 10, 2013 [1 favorite]
Thanks for the adorbz.
posted by I Havent Killed Anybody Since 1984 at 9:39 AM on July 10, 2013 [1 favorite]
I am SO ambivalent about goats. On the one hand, they are cute and rambunctious rapscallions. On the other hand, those eyes! Those evil, haunting eyes.
posted by Benny Andajetz at 9:40 AM on July 10, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Benny Andajetz at 9:40 AM on July 10, 2013 [1 favorite]
I think I'll celebrate by sipping a little bit of the nectar of Shaitan.
posted by grubi at 9:41 AM on July 10, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by grubi at 9:41 AM on July 10, 2013 [1 favorite]
On the other hand, those eyes! Those evil, haunting eyes.
As John Hodgman called them in his stand-up special "Ragnarok": "those fucked-up Kermit the Frog eyes."
posted by grubi at 9:42 AM on July 10, 2013 [1 favorite]
As John Hodgman called them in his stand-up special "Ragnarok": "those fucked-up Kermit the Frog eyes."
posted by grubi at 9:42 AM on July 10, 2013 [1 favorite]
I am ashamed at how long it took me to make the Hanks<>Akroyd<>goat connection.
I am proud to say that, as I was clicking, I tried to figure it out and thought "Goats? Is this a goat thing?"
posted by grubi at 9:43 AM on July 10, 2013
I am proud to say that, as I was clicking, I tried to figure it out and thought "Goats? Is this a goat thing?"
posted by grubi at 9:43 AM on July 10, 2013
He said 'adorbz' out loud.
posted by jonmc at 9:48 AM on July 10, 2013 [3 favorites]
posted by jonmc at 9:48 AM on July 10, 2013 [3 favorites]
dammit just realized I spelled aykroyd wrong. I also just realized that aykroyd is a bad science fiction alien robot name.
posted by ericbop at 9:51 AM on July 10, 2013
posted by ericbop at 9:51 AM on July 10, 2013
aykroyd is a bad science fiction alien robot name.
"I AM THE ACHE-ROID. BRING ME THE HU-MAN."
posted by grubi at 9:55 AM on July 10, 2013
"I AM THE ACHE-ROID. BRING ME THE HU-MAN."
posted by grubi at 9:55 AM on July 10, 2013
dan arkanoid
posted by grubi at 9:59 AM on July 10, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by grubi at 9:59 AM on July 10, 2013 [1 favorite]
Cute, but once she was down I immediately cringed at the thought of all the little goat shit-pellets she's going to have in her hair and pressed to the back of her clothes.
posted by chococat at 10:07 AM on July 10, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by chococat at 10:07 AM on July 10, 2013 [2 favorites]
New band name: Goat Swarm
Unfortunately, there is already a song named Dan Arkanoid.
posted by Muddler at 10:15 AM on July 10, 2013
Unfortunately, there is already a song named Dan Arkanoid.
posted by Muddler at 10:15 AM on July 10, 2013
Having just watched Shaun of the Dead again the other night, I half expected this video to end like David's last visit to the Winchester.
posted by blueberry at 10:23 AM on July 10, 2013
posted by blueberry at 10:23 AM on July 10, 2013
So say we a-a-a-a-a-all.
posted by xedrik at 10:28 AM on July 10, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by xedrik at 10:28 AM on July 10, 2013 [1 favorite]
I like that little white goat near the end who was all like, "Ima go stand on that lady, bros!" and then he/she got all 4 little cloven hooves on her hip.
posted by Mister_A at 10:30 AM on July 10, 2013
posted by Mister_A at 10:30 AM on July 10, 2013
all the little goat shit-pellets she's going to have in her hair and pressed to the back of her clothes.
Goat shit is perhaps the least offensive poop produced by ruminants, actually.
posted by elizardbits at 10:33 AM on July 10, 2013 [1 favorite]
Goat shit is perhaps the least offensive poop produced by ruminants, actually.
posted by elizardbits at 10:33 AM on July 10, 2013 [1 favorite]
perhaps the least offensive poop...
...always says please and thank you, never discusses politics at a dinner party.
posted by blueberry at 10:46 AM on July 10, 2013 [1 favorite]
...always says please and thank you, never discusses politics at a dinner party.
posted by blueberry at 10:46 AM on July 10, 2013 [1 favorite]
The eyes, the cloven hooves, the way they adorbz themselves into your head, and then take over your body ...
posted by thinkpiece at 12:29 PM on July 10, 2013
posted by thinkpiece at 12:29 PM on July 10, 2013
Great! But ... I don't get the Ackroyd/Hanks ref. Puhleeze somebody.
posted by LonnieK at 2:11 PM on July 10, 2013
posted by LonnieK at 2:11 PM on July 10, 2013
Great! But ... I don't get the Ackroyd/Hanks ref. Puhleeze somebody.
Here you go.
posted by Sys Rq at 2:59 PM on July 10, 2013
Here you go.
posted by Sys Rq at 2:59 PM on July 10, 2013
Put it in slo-mo and add some horror movie music and it'd be terrifying.
posted by Ghostride The Whip at 12:39 PM on July 10 [+] [!]
I tried (no slo-mo)
posted by mcrandello at 4:05 PM on July 10, 2013 [3 favorites]
posted by Ghostride The Whip at 12:39 PM on July 10 [+] [!]
I tried (no slo-mo)
posted by mcrandello at 4:05 PM on July 10, 2013 [3 favorites]
They aren't hugging her, they are throwing her a beatdown for making that first goat dance.
posted by Ad hominem at 7:01 PM on July 10, 2013
posted by Ad hominem at 7:01 PM on July 10, 2013
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