All You Need To Know About Aphrodisiacs.

December 25, 2001 4:22 PM

All You Need To Know About Aphrodisiacs. Forget mistletoe this holiday season, try onions instead, or better yet, brush up on your mathematics.
posted by Voyageman (8 comments total)

Having said that, in defense of mistletoe.
posted by Voyageman at 4:26 PM on December 25, 2001

Can't a man just enjoy a nice hot bowl of tiger penis soup, for crying out loud?

On a more serious note, I have a theory regarding aphrodisiacs. The only ones that work are salt and vinegar or barbecue potato chips.

Don't believe me? Eat one. Someone nearby will inevitably want to kiss you.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 4:52 PM on December 25, 2001

Cripes, I hate onions and have math phobia, but that doesn't stop me.

Debra
posted by debrahyde at 6:14 PM on December 25, 2001

Remember that numbers that are "friendly" with themselves are defined as perfect. Up with auto-aphrodisiacs! Geeks rule!
posted by anewc2 at 4:53 AM on December 26, 2001

I want to get some mistletoe for my belt buckle.
I've been waiting all year(actually, the past week or so)to say that.
posted by fuq at 7:52 AM on December 26, 2001

$$$ is the only real aphrodisiac. Like my dad used to tell me: "No finance - no romance".
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 11:52 AM on December 26, 2001

Don't forget the antidepressants, opiods, amphetamines, sweet sweet booze, and all that marvellous other crap.

I reckon people who need some kind of chemical soup to help them fuck better should just reduce their focus on The Fucking and find another hobby.

But perhaps that's just me.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 7:57 AM on December 27, 2001

'opioids', gosh darn it.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 7:59 AM on December 27, 2001