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December 1, 2013 12:46 PM

FETISCHPRO: UR DESIRES R NOW MET (Blinky, NSFW)

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posted by griphus (20 comments total)

What they don't tell you is that Shame Cube and Konnecting Rod (and why else would you even bother?) are both in app purchases that cost as much as the base program. What a rip-off.
posted by codacorolla at 12:57 PM on December 1, 2013 [4 favorites]

I have the most pixellated boner right now
posted by Teakettle at 12:59 PM on December 1, 2013 [2 favorites]

Ah, the wonders of Second Life.
posted by Valued Customer at 1:12 PM on December 1, 2013

it's pretty much impossible to distinguish satire anymore.
posted by The Whelk at 1:22 PM on December 1, 2013 [3 favorites]

So...it appears that 11-year-olds can totally use 3D design software.
posted by darkstar at 1:40 PM on December 1, 2013

Best of the web. Read the tin, stay for the satire.
posted by Samuel Farrow at 1:49 PM on December 1, 2013 [1 favorite]

Homersexuality is not a crime
posted by Potomac Avenue at 2:03 PM on December 1, 2013 [1 favorite]

what
posted by jquinby at 2:08 PM on December 1, 2013

This is pretty much how I imagine the club scene in Liar Town.
posted by Foci for Analysis at 2:10 PM on December 1, 2013 [2 favorites]

Somewhere someone is having all their special private buttons mashed.
posted by The Whelk at 2:33 PM on December 1, 2013 [1 favorite]

Holding out for the Amiga port is also a fetish, I've heard.
posted by ardgedee at 2:39 PM on December 1, 2013 [2 favorites]

After Last Season, after dark!
posted by belarius at 2:48 PM on December 1, 2013

This is what happens when the makers of Cube move on, inevitably, to porn.
posted by JHarris at 3:23 PM on December 1, 2013

It's like Internet Rule 1,156.
posted by localroger at 3:31 PM on December 1, 2013

I regret to inform you there is material like this that is made in earnest, and it is weirder.



I do feel sort of like I was standing next to David O'Reilly at a urinal and snuck a peek at his junk, so well done, I suppose.
posted by louche mustachio at 4:43 PM on December 1, 2013

shame cube ... this is not pornography to me, it is as though I were a plumber who met many lonely housewives day to day
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 9:18 PM on December 1, 2013

I don't understand what we are supposed to get from this completely vanilla animation. The banality of traditional intercourse, as depicted here? I think that is a huge straw man. No one could possibly be satisfied by the tame coyness of the linked video.
posted by Nomyte at 11:06 PM on December 1, 2013

Watching this, I was reminded of something. Lurking at the back of my mind. Something the images and words seemed to echo uncannily, but I couldn't put my finger on it--

Ah! Apple Cabin Foods! These are fetishes from the universe that contains Apple Cabin Foods.
posted by JHarris at 11:21 PM on December 1, 2013 [1 favorite]

My gf and I tried Emerging From Sphere the other night. There are some things you really need to limber up for.
posted by Mister Moofoo at 11:35 PM on December 1, 2013 [2 favorites]

Well I don't know about you guys, but MY DESIRES R MET!
posted by Locobot at 1:47 AM on December 2, 2013