LET THE MACHINE LIVE YOUR FANTASY
December 1, 2013 12:46 PM Subscribe
I have the most pixellated boner right now
posted by Teakettle at 12:59 PM on December 1, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by Teakettle at 12:59 PM on December 1, 2013 [2 favorites]
Ah, the wonders of Second Life.
posted by Valued Customer at 1:12 PM on December 1, 2013
posted by Valued Customer at 1:12 PM on December 1, 2013
it's pretty much impossible to distinguish satire anymore.
posted by The Whelk at 1:22 PM on December 1, 2013 [3 favorites]
posted by The Whelk at 1:22 PM on December 1, 2013 [3 favorites]
So...it appears that 11-year-olds can totally use 3D design software.
posted by darkstar at 1:40 PM on December 1, 2013
posted by darkstar at 1:40 PM on December 1, 2013
Best of the web. Read the tin, stay for the satire.
posted by Samuel Farrow at 1:49 PM on December 1, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Samuel Farrow at 1:49 PM on December 1, 2013 [1 favorite]
Homersexuality is not a crime
posted by Potomac Avenue at 2:03 PM on December 1, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Potomac Avenue at 2:03 PM on December 1, 2013 [1 favorite]
This is pretty much how I imagine the club scene in Liar Town.
posted by Foci for Analysis at 2:10 PM on December 1, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by Foci for Analysis at 2:10 PM on December 1, 2013 [2 favorites]
Somewhere someone is having all their special private buttons mashed.
posted by The Whelk at 2:33 PM on December 1, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by The Whelk at 2:33 PM on December 1, 2013 [1 favorite]
Holding out for the Amiga port is also a fetish, I've heard.
posted by ardgedee at 2:39 PM on December 1, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by ardgedee at 2:39 PM on December 1, 2013 [2 favorites]
This is what happens when the makers of Cube move on, inevitably, to porn.
posted by JHarris at 3:23 PM on December 1, 2013
posted by JHarris at 3:23 PM on December 1, 2013
It's like Internet Rule 1,156.
posted by localroger at 3:31 PM on December 1, 2013
posted by localroger at 3:31 PM on December 1, 2013
I regret to inform you there is material like this that is made in earnest, and it is weirder.
I do feel sort of like I was standing next to David O'Reilly at a urinal and snuck a peek at his junk, so well done, I suppose.
posted by louche mustachio at 4:43 PM on December 1, 2013
I do feel sort of like I was standing next to David O'Reilly at a urinal and snuck a peek at his junk, so well done, I suppose.
posted by louche mustachio at 4:43 PM on December 1, 2013
shame cube ... this is not pornography to me, it is as though I were a plumber who met many lonely housewives day to day
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 9:18 PM on December 1, 2013
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 9:18 PM on December 1, 2013
I don't understand what we are supposed to get from this completely vanilla animation. The banality of traditional intercourse, as depicted here? I think that is a huge straw man. No one could possibly be satisfied by the tame coyness of the linked video.
posted by Nomyte at 11:06 PM on December 1, 2013
posted by Nomyte at 11:06 PM on December 1, 2013
Watching this, I was reminded of something. Lurking at the back of my mind. Something the images and words seemed to echo uncannily, but I couldn't put my finger on it--
Ah! Apple Cabin Foods! These are fetishes from the universe that contains Apple Cabin Foods.
posted by JHarris at 11:21 PM on December 1, 2013 [1 favorite]
Ah! Apple Cabin Foods! These are fetishes from the universe that contains Apple Cabin Foods.
posted by JHarris at 11:21 PM on December 1, 2013 [1 favorite]
My gf and I tried Emerging From Sphere the other night. There are some things you really need to limber up for.
posted by Mister Moofoo at 11:35 PM on December 1, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by Mister Moofoo at 11:35 PM on December 1, 2013 [2 favorites]
Well I don't know about you guys, but MY DESIRES R MET!
posted by Locobot at 1:47 AM on December 2, 2013
posted by Locobot at 1:47 AM on December 2, 2013
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