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April 1, 2014 8:30 AM   Subscribe

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posted by Fizz (21 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite

 
April 1st is more about wasting 5 minutes than making a funny joke.
posted by Napierzaza at 8:35 AM on April 1 [4 favorites]


I thought this was funny enough.
posted by jessamyn at 8:36 AM on April 1 [1 favorite]


Watching this video really made me miss Better Off Ted.
posted by infinitewindow at 8:37 AM on April 1 [14 favorites]


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posted by Blazecock Pileon at 8:38 AM on April 1


My sister just commented on the video:

"A very corporate-esque video where there is a lot of talking without anything of substance being said."
posted by Fizz at 8:38 AM on April 1


A tiny bit of explanation?

It's all about hats.
posted by Nonsteroidal Anti-Inflammatory Drug at 8:41 AM on April 1


Yeah, this video is better with the payoff. It's also a pretty funny skewering of all those tech superbowl ads.
posted by muddgirl at 8:42 AM on April 1


They really should have been fedoras.
posted by Katemonkey at 8:42 AM on April 1 [3 favorites]


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posted by The Whelk at 8:44 AM on April 1 [25 favorites]


Related.
posted by Fizz at 8:47 AM on April 1


Related 2 blah blah blah generic video snips, music
posted by growabrain at 9:09 AM on April 1


I was waiting for the punchline of Tumblr pro empowering someone to make their grand civilization-inspiring idea of a blog full of animated gifs or something. That punchline never came.
posted by jnnla at 9:15 AM on April 1


That punchline never came.

I think that's why I love this joke so much. .tumblr is filled with cat .gifs and black and white photos of people having sex and photos of someone's breakfast in a valencia filter. The joke is how serious this video and how corporate it feels. I loved it.
posted by Fizz at 9:21 AM on April 1 [2 favorites]


I enjoyed it, but then I do have a tumblr dedicated to pictures of my nail art, so the theme of changing the world through the power of ideas really resonates with me.
posted by bookish at 10:18 AM on April 1 [4 favorites]


I thought for sure the big idea that was going to bring down civilization was the outbreak of 'look at this fucking _____' tumblrs a few years back. Maybe it's a slow burn.
posted by item at 10:36 AM on April 1


The punchline isn't contained within the video; after the video plays on tumblr, you're given an option to "go pro", and if you select it, a black top hat descends from the heavens and sits itself on your avatar. And that's it.
posted by AllShoesNoSocks at 10:44 AM on April 1 [1 favorite]


Adding the top hat has really made my Hanniblog more professional. Would pro again.
posted by haplesschild at 10:47 AM on April 1 [3 favorites]


And you can see who among all your friends has hats and who doesn't! It's very important.
posted by Sequence at 11:09 AM on April 1 [1 favorite]


Is it still a thing to say outloud ". (dot) tumblr . (dot) com" after someone you know says something hilarious or awful or basically anything because I do this ALL the fucking time.
posted by Fizz at 11:22 AM on April 1 [2 favorites]


I'm worried my idea will end civilization so please don't retumbl it.
posted by surplus at 11:25 AM on April 1


I thought the video was going to culminate with the pinnacle of human achievement: the brave redesign of the envelope icon, or one of the other completely useless changes that tumblr's made instead of fixing any of the actual issues with the site (my kingdom for reply notifications!).
posted by dialetheia at 12:01 PM on April 1 [1 favorite]


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