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Petittube is a Youtube video aggregator that shows you videos with 50 views or less. [possibly NSFW results]
posted by Taft (25 comments total) 26 users marked this as a favorite

 
Missing plugin. No kidding.
posted by clvrmnky at 2:46 PM on June 7


non, cette vidéo n'est pas bien.
posted by bicyclefish at 2:59 PM on June 7 [2 favorites]


50% of the videos I got doing reloads were ads for cars.

And, when you get bored of this.... here you go...
posted by HuronBob at 3:02 PM on June 7 [1 favorite]


"Consider the set of all sets that have never been considered...wait, where did they all go?"
posted by straight at 3:03 PM on June 7 [12 favorites]




I got a informational video about a device for trying twist ties onto bags.
posted by SpaceWarp13 at 3:08 PM on June 7


an oblique test pattern for something

Extremely oblique -- and discussed previously on the blue!
posted by tew at 3:08 PM on June 7


Huh. I got some videos of spanish-speaking kids sitting around, typical family home video stuff, followed by an ad involving explosions, fire, and large-diameter steel pipes.
posted by sfenders at 3:38 PM on June 7


I got some band covering the Mossy Nissan jingle.

MOSSY NISSAN
MOSSY NISSAN
MOSSY NISSAN
MOVES YOU
posted by Redfield at 4:28 PM on June 7 [2 favorites]


And, when you get bored of this.... here you go...

And I was thinking the same thing...
posted by Alexandra Kitty at 5:33 PM on June 7


Consider the set of all sets that have never been considered...wait, where did they all go?

You can consider a set without considering each member of that set (e.g. consider the set of all natural numbers), so there are no problems here. /pedant
posted by painquale at 5:37 PM on June 7 [2 favorites]


an oblique test pattern for something

...so glad I'm not high right now
posted by threeants at 7:21 PM on June 7


the first clip it offered me was this which I found delightful and, again, made me super-glad not to be high.

and yes, both of the two total views are from me.
posted by threeants at 7:45 PM on June 7 [6 favorites]


trop mince.
posted by blue_beetle at 8:36 PM on June 7


real estate ad
personal injury lawyer ad
user-created song from some mobile game
kid playing with dog. Bingo.
oh, and then a used car ad
posted by chrominance at 9:24 PM on June 7


Non-Olympic Biathalon coverage in Finnish. Epic. Win.
posted by Slap*Happy at 10:17 PM on June 7


I got elephants mating.

petittube is quite the misnomer, let me tell you.
posted by goethean at 3:16 AM on June 8 [3 favorites]


Am I missing something? Where is the function to move to the next video?
Cause that's what keeps me from keeping it open any longer.
posted by whatzit at 6:44 AM on June 8


Refresh or click on the banner.
posted by Taft at 8:46 AM on June 8


Obviously! Why didn't I think of that! No really, why didn't I think of that..
posted by whatzit at 9:39 AM on June 8


codacorolla, the test pattern you found is one of the great mysteries of the internet. Or is it?
posted by a halcyon day at 10:51 AM on June 8


You can consider a set without considering each member of that set (e.g. consider the set of all natural numbers), so there are no problems here. /pedant

If you're saying that the set of YouTube videos and the set of natural numbers are both uncountably large, I can't prove you wrong.
posted by straight at 1:29 PM on June 9


Oh, my god, it's a promotional video for a really, really nice forklift. Half of it is the driver trying to figure out how the fuck to buckle in while showing off the sweet rims and smooth, gleaming bodywork in a tasteful brick-red. I like forklifts, this is good. Oh! He's gotten buckled in and it's moving, now!
posted by Slap*Happy at 7:34 PM on June 9 [1 favorite]


Then, some guy with a GoPro skiied into a fence. Now it's an ad for Frenchy Traditional Spinnig Wooden, and appears to be a coat-rack made in India. OH! OH! Now it's an ad for an RC stunt-plane, in Spanish! Now it's a sermon in Portuguese in a store-front church by a Black pastor who looks a great deal like NdGT in a long-tailed tuxedo and reading glasses, he's very, very dull, but charming. Reminds me of an Episcopalian pastor. Most of his congregaton are white, and look like Episcopalians during a sermon, bired but contemplative, and a jerk kid is running up and down the side aisle. Now it's a guy in an Ultraman costume with a mohawk who's trapped another guy in a giant net, and is laughing, and a girl yells at him in Spanish, and he flies away.

This link is freakin' great!
posted by Slap*Happy at 7:43 PM on June 9 [1 favorite]


Also, now, the Globetrotters in Tel Aviv, taken with in iPhone circa 2011. I'll stop now, but man. It's heroin for insomniac ADD kids.
posted by Slap*Happy at 7:48 PM on June 9 [1 favorite]


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