most of these could still have Wolverine slapped on to them just cause
May 24, 2016 8:50 AM   Subscribe

"Nerd pandering at its finest! Got an idea for a shirt! How about combining Doctor Who and Mega Man? That doesn't make sense, you say? Doesn't matter! It's just two things! Put it on a shirt!"
posted by Krom Tatman (2055 comments total) 56 users marked this as a favorite
 
The fact that I am not swimming Uncle Scrooge-style in tech industry nerd culture money is a testament to this country's failure of inspiring me with Entrepreneurial Spirit to go out and fleece people who will buy literally, literally, any rectangular prism painted up like a TARDIS or circle painted like Deadpool's logo.

What the fuck, America. I expected better.
posted by griphus at 8:53 AM on May 24, 2016 [40 favorites]


I loved this for the thirty seconds or so I thought these were clever mashups mocking the phenomenon, not documenting actually shirts. Now I still appreciate it, but I refuse to say that I love it.

(And I say this as they owner of a t-shirt with a TARDIS and DeLorean on it.)
posted by MCMikeNamara at 8:56 AM on May 24, 2016 [10 favorites]


Wait, these are actual shirts? .........I got nothing. This is ridiculous.
posted by Existential Dread at 8:57 AM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


This is fantastic.
posted by Greg Nog at 8:57 AM on May 24, 2016 [6 favorites]


I have weirdly complicated feelings about this, because I think the premise is knife-sharp in terms of just how much material there is that it applies to, but there's this tension between the stuff that falls in the "this is the sort of lazy shit that justified me starting this blog" category, and stuff that's more of a "well, I have this blog already and I need material, so...I'm gonna make fun of this too" reach.

Like, I'm not a King of the Hill fan or a Dragon Ball Z fan, but like I dunno if you are gonna put a little love into this sort of thing that feels less like lazy pandering than like just some weird media remix goofiness.
posted by cortex at 8:57 AM on May 24, 2016 [13 favorites]


I own three TeeFury tees (Supernatural ones that I realize I don't wear anymore) and I just remember going through the designs, thinking, "But why? BUT WHY?"
posted by Kitteh at 8:57 AM on May 24, 2016


But WHY was my reaction to the Firefly/Charlie Brown one. That's like a Markov chain generated nerd meme matchup. Complete nonsense.
posted by Existential Dread at 9:00 AM on May 24, 2016 [7 favorites]


That one also features the "Calvin and Hobbes" typography for the quote, so it's a triple.
posted by briank at 9:03 AM on May 24, 2016 [4 favorites]


I didn't go far enough back into the blog to see if they linked this "Popular thing" comic by shenanigansen, but: this blog, short form
posted by Greg Nog at 9:03 AM on May 24, 2016 [6 favorites]


At some point they took the humans out of the decision train entirely, I'm pretty sure.
posted by Artw at 9:03 AM on May 24, 2016 [4 favorites]


I thought the "BURR SHOT FIRST" in Star Wars font was pretty clever, in a Still Never Going to Buy It kind of way.
posted by Atom Eyes at 9:04 AM on May 24, 2016 [11 favorites]


The fact that I am not swimming Uncle Scrooge-style in tech industry nerd culture money is a testament to this country's failure of inspiring me with Entrepreneurial Spirit to go out and fleece people

I'll sell you my idea for a "Three Wolverines Moon" shirt.
posted by octobersurprise at 9:05 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Already been done.

(Though I give 'em a pass because I like the podcast and they at least made it three different Wolverines)
posted by Krom Tatman at 9:06 AM on May 24, 2016 [6 favorites]


I had a Bartman shirt as a kid. Who am I to judge.
posted by cmfletcher at 9:06 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Already been done.

Ok, then, what about a Three Aubergines Moon shirt?
posted by octobersurprise at 9:08 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


OHMIGOD THE CALVIN AND HOBBES FONT
JUST KILL ME NOW
posted by redsparkler at 9:11 AM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


And yet, Scar as Scarface kind of works for me.
posted by redsparkler at 9:15 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


This dovetails with my personal pet-peeve of drawing everyone as a cool-dude smirking badass regardless of characterization.
posted by SharkParty at 9:16 AM on May 24, 2016 [8 favorites]


Am I the only one completely done with mashups? The whole notion seems tired and boring to me.
posted by uberchet at 9:17 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Or what about Frodo, on a crying eagle, flying over the smoking ruins of Mount Doom, above the words "Never Forget" in a Star Wars font?
posted by octobersurprise at 9:17 AM on May 24, 2016 [21 favorites]


This is great! It reveals contemporary nerd culture as the mindless capitalist enterprise that it is.
posted by grumpybear69 at 9:18 AM on May 24, 2016 [25 favorites]


These are puns. Some puns are delicious and some are wooden. People make too many of them because the form is so clear you can make one without questioning whether you should.
posted by little onion at 9:18 AM on May 24, 2016 [12 favorites]


SEINKNOWN PLEASURES?

"No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked, wearin' somethin' like that, man."
posted by The Card Cheat at 9:23 AM on May 24, 2016 [7 favorites]


I just wish it were easier to find genuinely funny and creative T-shirts that aren't just "here's a popular thing and another popular thing!" - I'm coming up on my biennial Science Fiction Convention Weekend and I genuinely wanted to buy a new cute thing to wear, and ... nope. It's just countless repetitions of Thing A and Thing B mashed together.
posted by Jeanne at 9:25 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


And yet, Scar as Scarface kind of works for me.

Yeah, the ones that play on types are more interesting, because they actually say something. Most of them just say, "You like both of these things, and feel safer with what you already like, so enjoy a new way of looking at something you like, rather than deciding whether you like something unfamiliar."
posted by little onion at 9:28 AM on May 24, 2016 [8 favorites]


I am about to be rich as fuck from making this shirt:

"I have noticed that many media products and franchises feature similar tropes and archetypes."

And on the back:

"I enjoy those products and franchises. Hashtag geek."
posted by ernielundquist at 9:29 AM on May 24, 2016 [30 favorites]




I bet the people who make these shirts could also tell me why crossovers are interesting. I can't get into them, myself.
posted by chainsofreedom at 9:30 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


I . . . I would buy and wear that Three Wolverine Moon shirt. I would.
posted by schroedinger at 9:33 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Nerd garbage pitches
posted by Artw at 9:35 AM on May 24, 2016 [9 favorites]


I love almost all of these. I may actually need the "Burr Shot First." I don't care that I'm being pandered to. When it works, it is so worth it.

Also if this shirt ever goes back into production I will be the happiest person.
posted by Mchelly at 9:42 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


It's a courtroom drama version of Metroid.

Is it weird that I might consider watching that?
posted by Existential Dread at 9:43 AM on May 24, 2016 [8 favorites]


I kind of love this phenomenon. Maybe it's an ugly capitalist enterprise but it's also a hilarious fuck you to gatekeepers of taste and propriety, and it elevates laziness which is an undervalued virtue in creative endeavors. Maybe I've got my own standards for what a worthy visual pun is, but who cares? I can buy the shirt or not. There's so many eyes and so many shirts you have to figure someone's getting their absolute dream shirt every day. And it's so gleefully disrespectful of copyright, but doesn't have the scumminess of outright piracy of content. Finally, folks can plunk down their $10 or $15 and have their own instance of the thing, unlike a lot of art that has an entry-level price that is out of reach.

/looks down at three Grumpy Cat moon t-shirt and smiles
posted by lefty lucky cat at 9:43 AM on May 24, 2016 [11 favorites]


Gotta admit I like the the Pokéball/Death Star one.
posted by straight at 9:44 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Is it weird that I might consider watching that?


I was just going to say the same thing: God damn I would watch a courtroom drama version of Metroid.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 9:44 AM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


How is this not a double post?
posted by ardgedee at 9:45 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


yeah this stuff is like 80% of ript's submitted designs, most of which are barely worth a chuckle but occasionally someone does something excellent. i tend to like the fake product ones.
posted by poffin boffin at 9:46 AM on May 24, 2016


It's just two things!

"If you nail two things together that have never been nailed together before, some shmuck will buy it." -- George Carlin, 40 years ago
posted by Greg_Ace at 9:47 AM on May 24, 2016 [16 favorites]


All of a sudden I have a courtroom drama Metroid hole in my life
posted by prize bull octorok at 9:48 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


This video game is a epic fantasy whodunnit with nudity.

Is...is there a GoT video game?

googles

Why yes, yes there is.
posted by Existential Dread at 9:49 AM on May 24, 2016


Actually, the nerd garbage pitches are starting to become more and more appealing...

Madeline set during a war between magic and technology, with Batman as the villain? Sign me up!


Anne McCaffrey model railroad version of The Tempest? Yes, please!


Perhaps I've finally gone mad...
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 9:51 AM on May 24, 2016 [8 favorites]


I'll admit that part of the appeal of this Tumblr is that it's just confirming what I've already observed and believe; one of the things that lessens its impact is that it doesn't achieve much more than what you could get just from browsing through Teefury's back catalog. (This is something that I came very close to getting, and that I haven't quite fully rejected, TBH.)
posted by Halloween Jack at 9:51 AM on May 24, 2016


"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock and add a caption that says 'Logical Me.' There's a prison for people like that."

"We're calling it Pander Arcade."
posted by straight at 9:51 AM on May 24, 2016 [7 favorites]


I was a geek before it was uncool the second time.
posted by srboisvert at 9:53 AM on May 24, 2016 [7 favorites]




This is why Shirt Woot! has been on a decline since college, not that people post-college should wear graphic tees often anyway.
posted by Apocryphon at 9:56 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Best part is that the shirt sites don't even need to come up with their own designs - they just hold a "contest" and get their customers to do all their work for them!
posted by robocop is bleeding at 9:57 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]




not that people post-college should wear graphic tees often anyway.

you'll have to pry my illegible logo black death metal longsleeves out of my cold dead hands
posted by Existential Dread at 9:59 AM on May 24, 2016 [15 favorites]


why crossovers are interesting

I feel like—having been disappointed by a few—it's the easy cognitive mistake that your enjoyment of the two things should be additive. "I love Alien and I love Predator, so I will love Alien vs. Predator 2x as much per minute as either individual movie!"
posted by little onion at 9:59 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Hey now I wear my Goggalor shirt with pride.
posted by Elementary Penguin at 9:59 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Wolf moon shirts are excepted from my rule.
posted by Apocryphon at 9:59 AM on May 24, 2016


I admire that some of you are brave enough to post the ones you think are okay.

I mean you're part of the problem and have to be destroyed, but your courage moves me.
posted by SharkParty at 10:04 AM on May 24, 2016 [44 favorites]


Mainly I wear t-shirts with the logos of fictional evil companies.
posted by Artw at 10:05 AM on May 24, 2016 [8 favorites]


you'll have to pry my illegible logo black death metal longsleeves out of my cold dead hands

posted by griphus at 10:06 AM on May 24, 2016 [11 favorites]


Mainly I wear t-shirts with the logos of fictional evil companies.

Just discovered Last Exit to Nowhere last week, why is the pound to dollar exchange rate so skewed against America
posted by Apocryphon at 10:07 AM on May 24, 2016 [6 favorites]


someone made popular mefi posts into a shirt collection
posted by beerperson at 10:08 AM on May 24, 2016


I'm stealing the crap out of Metroid as courtroom drama for the podcast now.
posted by thecaddy at 10:11 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


The fan service mashup tee is getting a bit tired, yeah. I can't say I haven't had any fun with it. I have this one, which is still kinda funny. But then when I bought that, friends and family started giving me other Who mashup shirts that made less and less sense. Phantom Toolbooth+ WHo. Who+ "vintage" style Houdini poster. Now I'm kinda done.

Mainly I wear t-shirts with the logos of fictional evil companies.

Which ones do you have? I'm currently wearing a HAL9000 Logic Memory Systems shirt. Yesterday was Umbrella Copr.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:11 AM on May 24, 2016


I have a few that aren't Last Exit, but they are decidedly of lesser quality.
posted by Artw at 10:11 AM on May 24, 2016


That one also features the "Calvin and Hobbes" typography for the quote, so it's a triple.

One must acknowledge "Calvin peeing/praying on X" stickers as the archetype for this entire family of pastiche.
posted by rhizome at 10:12 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


I saw a recursive Calvin peeing on Calvin peeing on Calvin peeing... animated gif once and wish I still had a copy.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:14 AM on May 24, 2016


> not that people post-college should wear graphic tees often anyway.

My wife has said more than once that if she were single shirts like these would serve the useful purpose of pre-screening any grown man wearing them from her personal dating pool.
posted by The Card Cheat at 10:15 AM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


If you're going to make a Metroid Courtroom Drama please don't forget to cast Gwendoline Christie as Samus Aran.
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 10:16 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Calvin and Hobbes and Firefly are two beloved things that are fucken over! get over! it, so they provides most of the fodder for this crap.

Why don't they ever make t-shirt designs mashing up the cast of Newsradio with Clone High?
posted by Apocryphon at 10:17 AM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


We should make a site with even more aggressively awful versions of these. Buck Rodgers with Captain Kangaroo. Manimal with Ghoulies. Species with Law & Order.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:20 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing + The Budweiser Frogs
Limp Bizkit + Digimon
Ford Taurus + Hydro Thunder
R.L. Stine's Ghosts of Fear Street + Macintosh Performa

why isn't anyone buying my nostalgia shirts
posted by theodolite at 10:23 AM on May 24, 2016 [57 favorites]


the Toxic Avenger meets the Avengers

Nuke 'Em High meets Duke Nukem

Robocop meets Megaman
posted by Existential Dread at 10:24 AM on May 24, 2016


To be fair, the tone of this tumblr doesn't seem to be as vitriolic and cruel as other "make fun of awful cheeseball crud" image blogs I've seen. The authors seem to even like some of the designs, in a never wear way. The "Icons Unmasked" stuff is terrifying and I would never let it near my computer wallpaper, let alone my body, but I'm glad someone made it.
posted by Apocryphon at 10:24 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Doctor Giggles with Doc McStuffins. Megaforce with Caillou. Bloodsport with Dora the Explorer. The Emperor's New Groove with Pumpkinhead. Rugrats with Salo, the 120 Days of Sodom. A Serbian Film with A Goofy Movie.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:24 AM on May 24, 2016 [6 favorites]


oh man

Forrest Gumpkinhead
posted by Existential Dread at 10:27 AM on May 24, 2016 [12 favorites]


Only God Forgives with The Hangover Part II
posted by Apocryphon at 10:27 AM on May 24, 2016 [4 favorites]


The "Icons Unmasked" stuff is terrifying and I would never let it near my computer wallpaper, let alone my body, but I'm glad someone made it.

Those run the gamut from eyerollingly obvious to sublimely brilliant
posted by prize bull octorok at 10:29 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Star Wars + Infographics
posted by beerperson at 10:29 AM on May 24, 2016 [7 favorites]


Animal House of 1,000 Corpses
posted by thecaddy at 10:29 AM on May 24, 2016 [4 favorites]


Veggie Tales with 300. Blossom with Audition.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:29 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


(The best thing I ever saw along these lines was posted by a friend of a friend on facebook:

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Deadpool)
posted by thecaddy at 10:31 AM on May 24, 2016 [28 favorites]


DuckTales with Cannibal Holocaust.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:31 AM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


Mr. Holland's Opus with The Human Centipede.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:32 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Miracle on 34th Street with Nightmare on Elm Street.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:33 AM on May 24, 2016


Last Big Momma's House on the Left.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:33 AM on May 24, 2016 [7 favorites]


nightmare on 34th street and it's just a guy who wants to talk to you about jesus
posted by poffin boffin at 10:35 AM on May 24, 2016 [12 favorites]


It's A Wonderful Life of Pi
posted by griphus at 10:36 AM on May 24, 2016 [4 favorites]


Battle in Heaven Is for Real
posted by prize bull octorok at 10:36 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


I would def watch The Barbershop Around the Corner tho
posted by beerperson at 10:37 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Cold as Ice Age.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:37 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Diary of A Mad Black Woman On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown
posted by griphus at 10:37 AM on May 24, 2016 [9 favorites]


Rosemary's Baby's Day Out
posted by beerperson at 10:38 AM on May 24, 2016 [20 favorites]


Dr. Strangelove Actually
posted by griphus at 10:38 AM on May 24, 2016 [33 favorites]


Calvin and Hobbes and Firefly are two beloved things that are fucken over! get over!

Don't have a cow, man.
posted by rhizome at 10:40 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Godfather Knows Best
posted by soundofsuburbia at 10:40 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Some of these are clever enough that some hack at Tee Fury is probably taking notes for a shirt right now.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:41 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Among artists, this kind of thing, called "con jobs" (ha) are fruit from the poisoned tree. This shit WILL SELL at a con, but it doesn't lead to future sales or new followers or any interest in your other, original work. It's a cash grab that works on IP police being lenient and doesn't translate to long term fans.

So, it's cheap and easy cash grabs that don't go anywhere.
posted by The Whelk at 10:41 AM on May 24, 2016 [10 favorites]


And it occurs to me that Bart shirts almost definitely predate Calvin stickers.
posted by rhizome at 10:41 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Captain American Psycho: The Winter's Bone Soldier
posted by beerperson at 10:43 AM on May 24, 2016 [13 favorites]


The Wicker Man Who Knew Too Much
posted by griphus at 10:43 AM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


A lot of these are starting to sound like a round of Hashtag Wars on @Midnight.
posted by Ber at 10:44 AM on May 24, 2016 [8 favorites]


So, it's cheap and easy cash grabs that don't go anywhere.

Basically, an upscale internet version of bootleg t-shirts sold at concerts, like the TOOL FUCKIN TOOL shirts being sold outside the Hollywood Palladium back in 97.
posted by Existential Dread at 10:45 AM on May 24, 2016


The Repo Man Who Shot Liberty Valance.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:46 AM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


@Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
posted by prize bull octorok at 10:46 AM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


The Passion of Joan of Arcadia
posted by beerperson at 10:47 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Midnight Express in the Secret Garden of Good Burger and Evil Dead
posted by rhizome at 10:47 AM on May 24, 2016 [22 favorites]


Family Guy
posted by beerperson at 10:49 AM on May 24, 2016 [18 favorites]


That's it, Pool's Closed.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 10:49 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Freddy Krueger Got Fingered
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:49 AM on May 24, 2016 [10 favorites]


I just stole that prize bull
posted by The Whelk at 10:49 AM on May 24, 2016


Glengarry Glen Ross or Glengarry Glenda Ross?
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:50 AM on May 24, 2016 [18 favorites]


Freddy Krueger Got Fingered

That one's a felony just for renting it
posted by Existential Dread at 10:50 AM on May 24, 2016 [14 favorites]


The Third Eye Blind Man
posted by cortex at 10:50 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


M. Night Shyamalan's Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
posted by comealongpole at 10:51 AM on May 24, 2016 [13 favorites]


I want a 4chan shirt made to look like the Friendster logo please help send money
posted by Potomac Avenue at 10:51 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


M. Night Shyamalan's Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

I believe that needs an "About..." at the beginning
posted by rhizome at 10:52 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


SeFurious 7en
posted by cmfletcher at 10:52 AM on May 24, 2016 [8 favorites]


Timecop Rock
posted by cortex at 10:53 AM on May 24, 2016 [6 favorites]


Creature from the Blue Lagoon
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:53 AM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


It's a Good Life, Charlie Brown
posted by Krom Tatman at 10:54 AM on May 24, 2016 [4 favorites]


The Con Air Up There
posted by griphus at 10:54 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


oh no

Boney M. Night Shyamalan
posted by poffin boffin at 10:55 AM on May 24, 2016 [15 favorites]


Twins Peaks
posted by Existential Dread at 10:56 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


You Don't Mess with the Xanadu
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:57 AM on May 24, 2016


Dynamite Hedy Lamarr-sters Of The Universe
posted by comealongpole at 10:57 AM on May 24, 2016


The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malkovich
posted by cortex at 10:58 AM on May 24, 2016 [34 favorites]


Blazing Saddlestar Galactica
posted by cmfletcher at 10:59 AM on May 24, 2016 [7 favorites]


The Adventures in Babysitting of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
What are we doing?
posted by Potomac Avenue at 10:59 AM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Ford Prefect
posted by cortex at 11:00 AM on May 24, 2016 [29 favorites]


The Umbrella Corporation of Cherbourg
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:00 AM on May 24, 2016 [7 favorites]


Gravity's Rainbow Brite
posted by cortex at 11:01 AM on May 24, 2016 [7 favorites]


Gross Pointe Blankman
posted by griphus at 11:01 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Indiana Jones and the Last Slaughterhouse Five, or: the Children's Crusade
posted by thecaddy at 11:02 AM on May 24, 2016 [6 favorites]


Air Force One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Innerspace Jam
The Muppets Escape from Manhattan
Con Airplane!

posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 11:02 AM on May 24, 2016 [6 favorites]


the good the bad and the ugly betty
posted by poffin boffin at 11:02 AM on May 24, 2016 [9 favorites]


Defender(s) Of The Battlefield Earth
posted by comealongpole at 11:03 AM on May 24, 2016


Metal Wolf Gear Chaos Solid
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 11:03 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Fievel Goes Westeros. I hate myself.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 11:03 AM on May 24, 2016 [26 favorites]


No Country for Old Man Murray
posted by cortex at 11:03 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Combustible Confederated Edison
posted by Mayor West at 11:03 AM on May 24, 2016


The Taking of Pelham 3-2-1 Contact
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 11:04 AM on May 24, 2016 [13 favorites]


Last Action Gear Solid Hero
posted by cortex at 11:04 AM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Deadpool
posted by beerperson at 11:04 AM on May 24, 2016 [42 favorites]


an officer in the streets and a gentleman in the sheets
posted by Krom Tatman at 11:05 AM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


The Hills Have Eyes Wide Shut
posted by Existential Dread at 11:05 AM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


Neighbors 2: Valhalla Rising
posted by griphus at 11:06 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Purge meets The 'Burbs

Funny People meets Funny Games
posted by Existential Dread at 11:06 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


purbs
posted by griphus at 11:07 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Thorazine: Ragnarok
posted by Mayor West at 11:07 AM on May 24, 2016


Goodbye.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 11:07 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Save the Last Dance of the Mohicans
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 11:07 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Can't Stop the Music or My Mom Will Shoot
posted by beerperson at 11:07 AM on May 24, 2016 [9 favorites]


Carlito's Waydowntown
posted by prize bull octorok at 11:08 AM on May 24, 2016


What About Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice
posted by griphus at 11:08 AM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


Thunder...
Thunder...
Thunderbirds, ARE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 11:09 AM on May 24, 2016


moscow on the hudson hawk
posted by poffin boffin at 11:09 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Sometimes They Come Back To The Future
posted by comealongpole at 11:09 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Requiem for a Dreamgirls
posted by beerperson at 11:09 AM on May 24, 2016 [6 favorites]


Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song of Ice and Fire
posted by Krom Tatman at 11:09 AM on May 24, 2016 [13 favorites]


Calvin and Hobbes, literally just lithographs of John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes next to each other on a black tee shirt
posted by Mayor West at 11:10 AM on May 24, 2016 [20 favorites]


A Boy And His Dog Day Afternoon
posted by griphus at 11:10 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


some like it hot tub time machine
posted by poffin boffin at 11:10 AM on May 24, 2016 [9 favorites]


The Great Escape To Victor/Victoria
posted by comealongpole at 11:11 AM on May 24, 2016


Margot at the Wedding Crashers

Logan's Midnight Run
posted by Existential Dread at 11:11 AM on May 24, 2016


2001 Staplers: An Office Space Odyssey
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:12 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Talespin as Old As Time
posted by Mayor West at 11:12 AM on May 24, 2016


the seven year itchy & scratchy show
posted by poffin boffin at 11:12 AM on May 24, 2016 [12 favorites]


Better Call Paul Blart Mall Cop
posted by cortex at 11:12 AM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


13 Going on 30 Days of Night
posted by griphus at 11:12 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


All Quiet on the Western Full Frontal with Samantha Bee
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 11:12 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


In the Company of Men Who Stare at Goats
posted by prize bull octorok at 11:13 AM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


The Running Mandingo
posted by Existential Dread at 11:13 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Babylon Party of 5
posted by cortex at 11:13 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Kindergarten Copland
posted by griphus at 11:13 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Great British Half-Baked Off
posted by cortex at 11:13 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Falcon Crest White Strips
posted by Mayor West at 11:14 AM on May 24, 2016 [6 favorites]


The Men Who Stare At Goats, or Who Is Sylvia?
posted by griphus at 11:14 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


this thread has become the thing it was created to mock
posted by beerperson at 11:14 AM on May 24, 2016 [46 favorites]


Are You There, God? It's Despicable Me
posted by cortex at 11:14 AM on May 24, 2016 [43 favorites]


Willow and Grace
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 11:15 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


All Reservoir Dogs Go To Heaven
posted by Existential Dread at 11:15 AM on May 24, 2016 [12 favorites]


Dude, Where's My C.H.U.D?
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:15 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


the king and i spit upon your grave
posted by poffin boffin at 11:15 AM on May 24, 2016 [20 favorites]


Hellraising Arizona
posted by cortex at 11:15 AM on May 24, 2016 [6 favorites]


Doctor Whoogie Howser, MD
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 11:17 AM on May 24, 2016


Mulholland Taxi Dr.
posted by beerperson at 11:17 AM on May 24, 2016


Sex, Lies, and Videodrome
posted by cortex at 11:18 AM on May 24, 2016 [8 favorites]


Goodfellas Tango in Paris
posted by griphus at 11:18 AM on May 24, 2016


Dog Day Afternoon Delight
posted by Existential Dread at 11:18 AM on May 24, 2016


The Doctor Who Sell Out
posted by prize bull octorok at 11:18 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Mary Sue Ellen Mischke
posted by Mayor West at 11:18 AM on May 24, 2016


The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfirefly
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:18 AM on May 24, 2016


Whatever happened to G.I. Jane?
posted by cmfletcher at 11:19 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Oh Godfather! Part II: You Devil
posted by cortex at 11:19 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Amelie of Darkness
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:19 AM on May 24, 2016 [11 favorites]


Fountainhead Of The Class
posted by cortex at 11:19 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Into the Wild at Heartbeeps
posted by prize bull octorok at 11:20 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Under The Tuscan Whole Milk Sun
posted by Mayor West at 11:20 AM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


The Crying of Heavy Metal Parking Lot 49
posted by Existential Dread at 11:20 AM on May 24, 2016 [6 favorites]


When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might so When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You'll Know That You're The Right Stuff
posted by beerperson at 11:20 AM on May 24, 2016 [15 favorites]


October Vanilla Sky
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 11:20 AM on May 24, 2016


Sex, Lies And Videodrome Killed The Radio Star Wars
posted by comealongpole at 11:20 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Die Hard: Die Better Faster Stronger
posted by Mayor West at 11:21 AM on May 24, 2016


School Dazed and Confused
posted by griphus at 11:21 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Departed Aviator of Wall Street*

*Shirt image shows an Oscar with Leonardo DiCaprio's Revenant poster beard poorly photoshopped on
posted by Krom Tatman at 11:21 AM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


Good Will Hunting for Red October which in retrospect is a plausible Jason Bourne sequel
posted by cortex at 11:21 AM on May 24, 2016 [15 favorites]


MetacriticFilter
posted by Potomac Avenue at 11:21 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Schindler's Bucket List
posted by lefty lucky cat at 11:21 AM on May 24, 2016 [7 favorites]


The Best Little Chainsaw Whorehouse Massacre in Texas
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:21 AM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


Pretty in Pinky and the Brain
posted by little mouth at 11:22 AM on May 24, 2016 [4 favorites]


Damn you cortex, I was making tea!
posted by comealongpole at 11:22 AM on May 24, 2016


Do the Right Stuff
posted by beerperson at 11:23 AM on May 24, 2016 [14 favorites]


Point Breakin' II: Surfer Boogaloo
posted by cortex at 11:23 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Kids Are All The Right Stuff
posted by beerperson at 11:24 AM on May 24, 2016


Grindredbox
posted by Potomac Avenue at 11:24 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Inner Space Ghost
posted by cortex at 11:24 AM on May 24, 2016


The Muppets Take Dr. Manhattan
posted by Mayor West at 11:24 AM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


The Right Stuff at Your Door
posted by beerperson at 11:24 AM on May 24, 2016


May the Salesforce Be With You
posted by Potomac Avenue at 11:24 AM on May 24, 2016


Spaced: Above and Beyond
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 11:24 AM on May 24, 2016


Who Wants to Marry a Slumdog Millionaire?
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:25 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Thomas, the Trainspotting
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:25 AM on May 24, 2016 [7 favorites]


Terminator GenySister Act II
posted by comealongpole at 11:25 AM on May 24, 2016


Mr. Right Stuff
posted by beerperson at 11:25 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Hubspotify
posted by Potomac Avenue at 11:25 AM on May 24, 2016


Bad Boys from Brazil
posted by griphus at 11:25 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Copy of Eat Pray Love
posted by lefty lucky cat at 11:25 AM on May 24, 2016 [12 favorites]


The Right Stuff, But Like The Horror Movie About The Mind-Control Frosting
posted by Krom Tatman at 11:26 AM on May 24, 2016 [4 favorites]


Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolverine?
posted by little mouth at 11:26 AM on May 24, 2016 [11 favorites]


Tinker, Tailor, Winter Soldier, Spykids
posted by cortex at 11:26 AM on May 24, 2016 [34 favorites]


Lampen
(I am now just naming things on my desk)
posted by Potomac Avenue at 11:26 AM on May 24, 2016 [10 favorites]


The Right Stuff Kind of Wrong
posted by beerperson at 11:27 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


K-Pax Prime
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 11:27 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead Milkmen
posted by cortex at 11:27 AM on May 24, 2016 [16 favorites]


Vagina Dentata Monologues
posted by Mayor West at 11:27 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


but these are not visual mashups like for t shirts
posted by robocop is bleeding at 11:27 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Sophie's Teen Choice Awards
posted by lefty lucky cat at 11:28 AM on May 24, 2016 [15 favorites]


The Wild Thornberry Lyndon
posted by prize bull octorok at 11:28 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Samurai Apocalypse Now You Despicable See Me

The Elephant Manhunter
posted by sapagan at 11:28 AM on May 24, 2016


Transformers: Dark of the Moonrise Kingdom
posted by griphus at 11:28 AM on May 24, 2016


The Fellowship of the Traveling Pants
posted by cortex at 11:29 AM on May 24, 2016 [4 favorites]


The Right Stuff Turn Clyde
posted by beerperson at 11:29 AM on May 24, 2016


I'd like to apologize to everyone's employers for getting this rolling.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:29 AM on May 24, 2016 [16 favorites]


Maid in Manhattan Murder Mystery Menace II Society
posted by griphus at 11:29 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Spy Kids D3: The Mighty Ducks: Game Over
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 11:30 AM on May 24, 2016


DirtyOldTown Called Malice
posted by prize bull octorok at 11:30 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Drop Dead Right Said Fred
posted by cortex at 11:30 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Beakman's World War Z
posted by Mayor West at 11:31 AM on May 24, 2016


Big Trouble in Little Shop of Horrors
posted by cortex at 11:31 AM on May 24, 2016 [7 favorites]


Bring It On Her Majesty's Secret Service
posted by griphus at 11:31 AM on May 24, 2016 [9 favorites]


STOP POSTING I'M TRYING TO THINK OF ONE JEEZ
posted by bologna on wry at 11:31 AM on May 24, 2016 [10 favorites]


Get a Lifeforce
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:31 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


SLC Punky Brewster
posted by cortex at 11:31 AM on May 24, 2016 [6 favorites]


The Right Stuff Said Fred
posted by beerperson at 11:32 AM on May 24, 2016


but these are not visual mashups like for t shirts

Nobody has said this to you here before, but you just need to use your imagination a little harder.
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 11:32 AM on May 24, 2016 [7 favorites]


Save the Last Dance with Wolves
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:32 AM on May 24, 2016 [7 favorites]


D.A.R.L.Y.E.H.
posted by cortex at 11:33 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


A Simple Plan 9 from Outer Space
posted by Mchelly at 11:33 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


oh neat it's actual things that are opposite of this previously
posted by numaner at 11:33 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Never Give a Sucker an Even Breakfast at Tiffany's
posted by griphus at 11:34 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


5 Earth Girls Are Easy Pieces
posted by Mchelly at 11:34 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


V for Valley Girl
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 11:34 AM on May 24, 2016 [4 favorites]


The Right Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator
posted by beerperson at 11:34 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


The World, Not Eight, Is Enough
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:36 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Joy Luck Fight Club
posted by prize bull octorok at 11:36 AM on May 24, 2016 [25 favorites]


If It's Tuesday with Morrie, This Must Be Belgium
posted by griphus at 11:37 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


This is like Before and After Wheel of Fortune puzzles for forever.
posted by chainsofreedom at 11:37 AM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


Harry Potter and the Philosopher Is Stone Cold Steve Austin
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:37 AM on May 24, 2016 [7 favorites]


From Justin to Kelly's Heroes
posted by cmfletcher at 11:37 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Menace II Dead Poet's Society
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 11:38 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Kevin James: Sweat the Small The Right Stuff
posted by beerperson at 11:38 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Carrie Get Iped
Kraner get Tommyknocker
The Langoliers get iPhon 6
posted by Potomac Avenue at 11:39 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Detachable Pianist
posted by lefty lucky cat at 11:40 AM on May 24, 2016 [4 favorites]


The Encino Man Who Would Be King
posted by griphus at 11:40 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


what if batmen and supremans have fite
posted by poffin boffin at 11:41 AM on May 24, 2016 [14 favorites]


What of them kis
posted by Potomac Avenue at 11:41 AM on May 24, 2016 [6 favorites]


Go Ask Alice B. Toklas in Wonderland, Who Doesn't Live Here Anymore
posted by prize bull octorok at 11:42 AM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


My Little Pony: The Equestria Girlfriend Experience
posted by griphus at 11:42 AM on May 24, 2016 [4 favorites]


Tales From the Crypt of a Fourth Grade Nothing
posted by cortex at 11:43 AM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


Thomas, the Trainspotting

You mean the interstitials from The Shining Time Station, introduced by Boy George Carlin Simon?
posted by thecaddy at 11:43 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


House of the Devil and Daniel Webster
posted by griphus at 11:43 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


a view to a killing field of dreamgirls just wanna have fun with dick and jane
posted by poffin boffin at 11:43 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Best In Showgirls
posted by cortex at 11:43 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Thelma and Lousie Belcher
posted by cortex at 11:44 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Dudley Do-The Right Stuff
posted by beerperson at 11:44 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Batman and Robinson Crusoe You Think You Can Dance
posted by thecaddy at 11:45 AM on May 24, 2016 [12 favorites]


Donnie Darkcity
posted by griphus at 11:45 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Are You There God? It's Me, Mary Poppins
posted by lefty lucky cat at 11:45 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Moulin Rugrats
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:46 AM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


It's Always Sunny in the Philadelphia Experiment
posted by cmfletcher at 11:46 AM on May 24, 2016 [10 favorites]


God Is a Real Housewife of Atlanta
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:46 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


David Foster Wallace's Dune
posted by glonous keming at 11:46 AM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


Ernest Goes to Space Camp
posted by bologna on wry at 11:47 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Peter and the Wolf of Wall Street
posted by cortex at 11:47 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist II: The Heretic
posted by griphus at 11:48 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Steel Magnolia(s)
posted by numaner at 11:48 AM on May 24, 2016


what if michael jordan were playing basketball but with aliens and bugs bunny and bill murray
posted by Krom Tatman at 11:49 AM on May 24, 2016 [15 favorites]


Meet Joe Blacula
posted by cortex at 11:49 AM on May 24, 2016 [7 favorites]


Zombieland Before Time
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:49 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Never-Ending Great Escape from L.A. Story
posted by thecaddy at 11:50 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Ghost Dogma
posted by griphus at 11:50 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Last Ninja Turtle
posted by numaner at 11:51 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Get Big Shorts
posted by Artw at 11:51 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Midnight in the Garden of the Good, the Bad, and the Evil Dead
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 11:51 AM on May 24, 2016 [4 favorites]


Mean Streets of Rage Against Florence + the Hot Tub Time Machine
posted by prize bull octorok at 11:51 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Ten Commandos
posted by lefty lucky cat at 11:52 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Three Men and a Rosemary's Baby
posted by Atom Eyes at 11:52 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


The $6 Woot.SnorgTeeFury Red Bubble Shirt of the Day
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:52 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


She's Gotta Have It Follows
posted by Aya Hirano on the Astral Plane at 11:53 AM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


The Full Pontypool
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:53 AM on May 24, 2016 [7 favorites]


The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Guardians of the Galaxy
posted by thecaddy at 11:54 AM on May 24, 2016 [9 favorites]


Who Let the Dogs OuThe Right Stuff
posted by beerperson at 11:54 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


How Stella Got Her Grover Back
posted by cortex at 11:54 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Das Kinkyboot
posted by thecaddy at 11:55 AM on May 24, 2016 [8 favorites]


Mrs. Frisby and The Rats of NIMHphomaniac
posted by Existential Dread at 11:55 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


NymphoManiac Cop
posted by Existential Dread at 11:56 AM on May 24, 2016


Children of a Lesser Corn
posted by Atom Eyes at 11:56 AM on May 24, 2016 [9 favorites]


Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion
posted by Potomac Avenue at 11:56 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Ford Taurus + Hydro Thunder
R.L. Stine's Ghosts of Fear Street + Macintosh Performa


Because you aren't posting them in the right vaporwave groups, honestly.

If the first one had a water background like the hydro thunder box art, you'd be 100% of the way there to AESTHETIC
posted by emptythought at 11:57 AM on May 24, 2016 [4 favorites]


carrie on, do the right stuffing.
posted by sapagan at 11:57 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


just the poster for star trek ii: the wrath of khan but with sherlock's head pastede onto ricardo montalban because they are both smrt
posted by Krom Tatman at 11:57 AM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Oh, Godwin! You Hitler
posted by Potomac Avenue at 11:57 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Irreversible Me
posted by Artw at 11:58 AM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Field of Dreamcatcher
posted by Existential Dread at 11:58 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Immanuel Kant Hardly Wait
posted by cortex at 11:58 AM on May 24, 2016 [4 favorites]


Independence Descartes
posted by Potomac Avenue at 11:59 AM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Sound of Music and the Fury
posted by cortex at 12:01 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Open Waterworld
posted by Existential Dread at 12:01 PM on May 24, 2016


Aqua Teen Pope Holyforce
posted by Potomac Avenue at 12:01 PM on May 24, 2016


The Right StufFace/Off
posted by beerperson at 12:02 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Spice World + Dune (ft. Posh Beckham as the Gom Jabbar)
posted by Mchelly at 12:03 PM on May 24, 2016 [4 favorites]


Threads meets Pixels
posted by Existential Dread at 12:03 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Do The Right Thing(s) You Did Last Summer Of Which I Know Much About Schmidt (Much Ado) Nothing

hey guys I think I'm getting the hang of this
posted by bologna on wry at 12:03 PM on May 24, 2016 [4 favorites]


Numb4rs
posted by Potomac Avenue at 12:04 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Ghosts Can't Just Do It
posted by lefty lucky cat at 12:05 PM on May 24, 2016


Threads meets Pixels
posted by Existential Dread


Eponysterical.
posted by thecaddy at 12:05 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


My Left Footloose
posted by Mchelly at 12:06 PM on May 24, 2016 [7 favorites]


Tron Burgundy
posted by DirtyOldTown at 12:07 PM on May 24, 2016 [13 favorites]


RoboCopland
posted by lefty lucky cat at 12:08 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Anchorman of La Mancha
posted by cortex at 12:08 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Dancer In the Dark The Right Stuff
posted by beerperson at 12:09 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Canterbury Ducktales
posted by cortex at 12:09 PM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


The Avengers: Age of Barbarella

That's not a good mashup title, just a thing I would legit like to see.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 12:11 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Early Summer of Sam
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 12:11 PM on May 24, 2016


Broadcast Newsies
posted by Atom Eyes at 12:11 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


500 Days of Summer of Sam
posted by cortex at 12:11 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Spamilton-alot
posted by Mayor West at 12:11 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas The Right Stuff
posted by beerperson at 12:12 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Shadow Over Smashmouth
posted by Atom Eyes at 12:12 PM on May 24, 2016 [6 favorites]


okay that's some hella synchronicity
posted by cortex at 12:13 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Jack Frost/Nixon

that's this jack frost, not that treacly crap
posted by Existential Dread at 12:14 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


New Jack City of Lost Children
posted by Existential Dread at 12:15 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Village People Under the Stairs
posted by DirtyOldTown at 12:15 PM on May 24, 2016 [6 favorites]


The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Interrupted
posted by cortex at 12:15 PM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


Maid in Dr. Manhattan
posted by Existential Dread at 12:16 PM on May 24, 2016


O Brother, What Other Planet Art Thou From
posted by cortex at 12:17 PM on May 24, 2016 [11 favorites]


Stop Making Sense and Sensibility
posted by Atom Eyes at 12:19 PM on May 24, 2016 [17 favorites]


The Catcher in the R'lyeh
posted by cortex at 12:19 PM on May 24, 2016 [14 favorites]


Sling Blade Runner
posted by Existential Dread at 12:20 PM on May 24, 2016 [9 favorites]


The Lion King II: Simba's Pride of the Yankees
posted by thecaddy at 12:21 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodeuce Bigalow: Male Gigilo
posted by cortex at 12:22 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Inland Empire Strikes Back

Tarkovsky's Polaris
posted by glonous keming at 12:22 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Dagon Girl
posted by prize bull octorok at 12:22 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Smilla's Sense of Snowden
posted by thecaddy at 12:24 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Romancing the Stone Cold Steve Austin
posted by Existential Dread at 12:24 PM on May 24, 2016 [4 favorites]


Strawberry Short Circuit Cake
posted by cortex at 12:25 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


How Interstellar Got Her Groove Back
posted by glonous keming at 12:25 PM on May 24, 2016 [9 favorites]


To Wong Foofighters, So Long and Thanks for All the Fish, Julie Taymor
posted by Atom Eyes at 12:25 PM on May 24, 2016 [6 favorites]


The Color Purple Rain Man
posted by Mchelly at 12:26 PM on May 24, 2016 [7 favorites]


All Quiet on the Westworld Front
posted by cortex at 12:26 PM on May 24, 2016 [6 favorites]


Simon and Gwarfunkel
posted by The Man from Lardfork at 12:26 PM on May 24, 2016 [18 favorites]


Rhonda Byrne's The Secret Garden State
posted by Mayor West at 12:27 PM on May 24, 2016


Aguirre II: The Wrath of Khan
posted by lefty lucky cat at 12:27 PM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


Master and Commando

Arnold's adventures on the high seas
posted by Existential Dread at 12:27 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Morris Day and The Land Before Time That Time Forgot
posted by prize bull octorok at 12:27 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Under the Cherry Moons Over My Hammy
posted by Atom Eyes at 12:28 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


100 Days of Summer
posted by Artw at 12:30 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Hill Street Blues Have Eyes
posted by thecaddy at 12:30 PM on May 24, 2016


Daredevil Wears Prada
posted by DirtyOldTown at 12:32 PM on May 24, 2016 [8 favorites]


Metroid Prime 4: Double Indemnity
posted by thecaddy at 12:32 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Right Stuff
posted by beerperson at 12:33 PM on May 24, 2016 [6 favorites]


Importance of Being Earnest Goes To Camp
posted by drezdn at 12:34 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Watership Eastbound and Down
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 12:34 PM on May 24, 2016 [9 favorites]


The Right Stuff but the "Stuff" is the stuff from the movie The Stuff
posted by griphus at 12:35 PM on May 24, 2016 [13 favorites]


I feel like I'm reading a Reddit parody of MetaFilter. "What if those dorks tried to have a thread about nerd-pandering mashup t-shirts? They'd have to do it with just words. HAHAHA!"
posted by straight at 12:35 PM on May 24, 2016 [8 favorites]


Dorf Goes The Fisher King
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 12:35 PM on May 24, 2016


My brain is now rolling into Troy McClure quips.

Suddenly Last Supper
The Greatest Story Ever Hula'd
posted by Existential Dread at 12:36 PM on May 24, 2016


Bloom is the Warmest County
posted by Artw at 12:37 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Who's Afraid of the Brotherhood of Virginia Woolf
posted by Existential Dread at 12:38 PM on May 24, 2016


The Importance of Being Ernest Saves Christmas With the Kranks
posted by Atom Eyes at 12:38 PM on May 24, 2016


I Am Curious (George)
posted by griphus at 12:38 PM on May 24, 2016 [19 favorites]


Menace II Dead Poets Society

Edit: Already Said.
posted by cmfletcher at 12:38 PM on May 24, 2016


Eaters of the Dead Poets Society?
posted by Existential Dread at 12:39 PM on May 24, 2016


Reddit Dawn
posted by prize bull octorok at 12:39 PM on May 24, 2016 [8 favorites]


Arsenic and Cagney & Lacey
posted by Atom Eyes at 12:40 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Ernest Goes to Hell: The Final Varney
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 12:40 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Three Colors: Reddit
posted by griphus at 12:41 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Arsenic and Oldboy
posted by prize bull octorok at 12:42 PM on May 24, 2016 [8 favorites]


Run Lola Run the Jewels
posted by cortex at 12:42 PM on May 24, 2016


Revenge of the G.e.e.K.e.R.
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 12:43 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


[Garfield and one other thing:]

Strawberry Garfields

Children of the Corn V: Garfields of Terror

Garfield of Dreams

A Garfield in England

Garfield Park

W.C. Garfields and Me

Garfield Copperfield
posted by sapagan at 12:43 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Arsenic and Oldboy
HA

OldBoyhood
posted by Existential Dread at 12:43 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


No Country for Oldboy
posted by prize bull octorok at 12:44 PM on May 24, 2016 [6 favorites]


Grumpier Oldboy
posted by Existential Dread at 12:45 PM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


The Incredible Hulk who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombie
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 12:45 PM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


The Killing Garfields
posted by prize bull octorok at 12:45 PM on May 24, 2016 [7 favorites]


Oldboy Yeller
posted by cortex at 12:46 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


An Oldboy and his Dogville
posted by griphus at 12:46 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


At Play in the Garfields of the Lord
posted by Existential Dread at 12:47 PM on May 24, 2016 [4 favorites]


Breakfast on Pluto Nash
posted by Artw at 12:47 PM on May 24, 2016


Dr. Strangelove or: How to Stop Worrying and Bomb a Guy in 10 Days
posted by DirtyOldTown at 12:47 PM on May 24, 2016


Oldboy School
posted by Existential Dread at 12:48 PM on May 24, 2016


Oldboy Bebop
posted by prize bull octorok at 12:49 PM on May 24, 2016 [7 favorites]


Oldboyfinger
posted by Artw at 12:49 PM on May 24, 2016


Giglizabeth: The Golden Age
posted by griphus at 12:49 PM on May 24, 2016


The Oldboy and the Sea
posted by Existential Dread at 12:49 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Oldboy
posted by griphus at 12:50 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Oldboy Stuff
posted by beerperson at 12:51 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


National Velvet Goldmine
posted by DirtyOldTown at 12:51 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Where the Oldboys Are
posted by prize bull octorok at 12:51 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


American Horror Story: Feivel Goes West
posted by cnelson at 12:52 PM on May 24, 2016 [12 favorites]


American Horror Story: Feivel Goes Herbert West, Re-Animator
posted by DirtyOldTown at 12:53 PM on May 24, 2016 [8 favorites]


Ulee's Goldboy
posted by prize bull octorok at 12:54 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Rango Unchained
Rango and Cash
The Lone Rango
Home on the Rango
Last Rango in Paris
The Rangover
Rangled
Mighty Morphin Power Rango
Doctor Strango
A Clockwork Orango

posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 12:54 PM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


Sturgeon's Law applies to mash-up culture, too.
posted by rmd1023 at 12:55 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


10 Years Cloverfield Lane
posted by Artw at 12:55 PM on May 24, 2016


Once Upon A Time In China and Chill
posted by Artw at 12:57 PM on May 24, 2016


12 Monkees
posted by cmfletcher at 12:58 PM on May 24, 2016 [14 favorites]


Lorenzo Lamas' Oil
posted by cortex at 12:58 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Super Mario Brothers Karamazov
posted by Atom Eyes at 12:59 PM on May 24, 2016 [8 favorites]


A Tale of Babe, Pig In Two Cities
posted by Atom Eyes at 1:02 PM on May 24, 2016 [4 favorites]


Throne of Blood Simple

My Fair Lady Sings the Blues
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 1:02 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Throw Mama from the Midnight Meat Train
posted by sylvanshine at 1:05 PM on May 24, 2016 [6 favorites]


Not surprisingly, googling many of these phrases comes up with existing mashups.
posted by AzraelBrown at 1:08 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


for you, AB: A View to a Killjoy
posted by DirtyOldTown at 1:09 PM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


Death of a Disco Dancer In the Dark
posted by Existential Dread at 1:14 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Descent of a Woman

A Few Good Men In Tights

posted by Existential Dread at 1:17 PM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


The Big Chill in Little China
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 1:18 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Oldboyaanisqatsi
posted by prize bull octorok at 1:18 PM on May 24, 2016 [20 favorites]


V for Vendetta but it is lizards.
posted by Artw at 1:28 PM on May 24, 2016 [6 favorites]


The Other Boleyn Girl with a Dragon Tattoo
posted by axiom at 1:38 PM on May 24, 2016 [4 favorites]


Saved by the Bell Jar.
posted by BuddhaInABucket at 1:57 PM on May 24, 2016 [16 favorites]


Rear Windows NT
posted by cortex at 2:06 PM on May 24, 2016 [7 favorites]


Se7en Brides for Se7en Brothers
posted by knuckle tattoos at 2:12 PM on May 24, 2016 [10 favorites]


full house of postcards from the edge of reasonable doubtfire
posted by poffin boffin at 2:15 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


House of Eats, Shoots, and Leaves
posted by cortex at 2:17 PM on May 24, 2016 [7 favorites]


That @midnight show but with people from Metafilter and it's on in the afternoon in the US.
posted by MCMikeNamara at 2:19 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]




The Human Stain Bears
posted by Atom Eyes at 2:22 PM on May 24, 2016 [6 favorites]


Your Sister's Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit
posted by axiom at 2:27 PM on May 24, 2016


Funny I remembered it as the Human Stein Bears
posted by thecaddy at 2:27 PM on May 24, 2016 [9 favorites]


Kung Fu Panda Express

there i did it!

Ok, OK, Midnight Panda Express
no wait Midnight Cowboy Express

maybe I need to sketch the tee shirt first
posted by colex at 2:27 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Twelve Angry Mentalists
posted by lefty lucky cat at 2:32 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Twilight Saga: Phffft
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:32 PM on May 24, 2016


The Lion, The Witch, and The Right Stuff
posted by Krom Tatman at 2:32 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Grave of the Fireflies but with Firefly
posted by knuckle tattoos at 2:33 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Discreet Charm of the Country Bears
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:34 PM on May 24, 2016


Space Pirates of the Caribbean
posted by Metro Gnome at 2:39 PM on May 24, 2016


Those run the gamut from eyerollingly obvious to sublimely brilliant

prophetic
posted by Krom Tatman at 2:51 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Breaking Trek

Breakin' Bad II: Electric Crystalblue


posted by Halloween Jack at 3:12 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Holy shit this thread is long... John Silver? Am I doing mashups right?

Some of these sound like suggestions for Jim'll Paint It. "Dear Jim, Please paint me Thom Yorke the Tank Engine."
posted by teponaztli at 3:21 PM on May 24, 2016


somebody IRL just said "the right stuff" within earshot of me and I may have freaked out a little
posted by prize bull octorok at 3:27 PM on May 24, 2016 [7 favorites]


DuckTales from the Crypt
posted by DoctorFedora at 3:43 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Raise High the Roof Beams, John Carpenter's The Thing
posted by Atom Eyes at 3:43 PM on May 24, 2016 [6 favorites]


Paul Blart, TimeCop
posted by DoctorFedora at 3:44 PM on May 24, 2016 [4 favorites]


You Don't Mess with the Voltron
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 3:48 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Year of Living Johnny Dangerously
posted by cortex at 3:50 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Room Stuff
posted by grumpybear69 at 3:59 PM on May 24, 2016


Let the Right Stuff In
posted by prize bull octorok at 4:00 PM on May 24, 2016 [14 favorites]


You Gotta Fight for Your Right to the Right Stuff
posted by DirtyOldTown at 4:03 PM on May 24, 2016


(making that weird Bill Clinton emphasis gesture, with my thumb on top my my fist)

I. Love. This. Thread.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 4:04 PM on May 24, 2016


The Seven Year VVitch
posted by Artw at 4:05 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


My Brother, My Brother, and Me and Everyone We Know
posted by cortex at 4:13 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


A Girl Walks Home Alone

aaaaugh
posted by Existential Dread at 4:18 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Last Temptation of Christo
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 4:23 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Last Starfighter of Christ
posted by prize bull octorok at 4:26 PM on May 24, 2016 [9 favorites]


Dat Boi's in the Hood
posted by yellowbinder at 4:26 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


What If God Was One of The 100
posted by sylvanshine at 4:26 PM on May 24, 2016


Dat Oldboi
posted by prize bull octorok at 4:28 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Last Tango & Cash in Paris
posted by knuckle tattoos at 4:30 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


O Brother, Where's My Car?
posted by grumpybear69 at 4:34 PM on May 24, 2016 [9 favorites]


Franny and Zooey Get Laid
posted by lefty lucky cat at 4:41 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


A Supposedly Right Thing Which I Will Never Do Again
posted by arto at 4:44 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Consider the Lobster? Why Not Zoidberg?
posted by arto at 4:45 PM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


Dat Oldboi

o stuff rightthe
posted by thecaddy at 4:47 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Troilus and Cressida and Abed in the Morning
posted by arto at 4:48 PM on May 24, 2016 [6 favorites]


Mr. T Ate, Prayed, Loved My Balls
posted by cortex at 4:49 PM on May 24, 2016 [9 favorites]


À la recherche d'Animal Chin perdu
posted by arto at 4:51 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Un Chien Andalouie
posted by prize bull octorok at 4:54 PM on May 24, 2016 [4 favorites]


The Unbearable Lightness of Are You Being Served?
posted by lefty lucky cat at 4:55 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


La Jeteenwolf
posted by cortex at 4:56 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Something Wicked About Mary This Way Comes
posted by arto at 4:57 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Comedy Kiss Kiss Bang! Bang!
posted by cortex at 4:58 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Step Up 2: The Streetcar Named Desire
posted by Bromius at 4:59 PM on May 24, 2016


Manimal of Green Gables
posted by Bromius at 5:01 PM on May 24, 2016 [6 favorites]


So You Think You Can Danzig
posted by arto at 5:05 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Sexus Plexus Spies Like Us
posted by Bromius at 5:10 PM on May 24, 2016


To Sir, With Herbie the Love Bug
posted by Bromius at 5:15 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Kramer vs. Kramer v Batman
posted by Mchelly at 5:16 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Children of Phantom of the Paridise
posted by Bromius at 5:18 PM on May 24, 2016


the passion of the big lebowski
posted by poffin boffin at 5:19 PM on May 24, 2016


I used to be so excited when TeeFury initially came out, actually waiting for when the time clicked over in the middle of the day to see what new tee had come out. Got over that real quick though, and now have a handful of marginally funny/interesting tees that I just wear to bed.
posted by liquorice at 5:21 PM on May 24, 2016


The Thing Man
posted by Bromius at 5:24 PM on May 24, 2016


It Happened One Night of the Lepus
posted by kewb at 5:29 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


A Room With A View From The Bridge Of Spies Like Us.

Oooh. Four Rooms With A View From The Bridge of Spies Like Us.

The Sign of Four Rooms With A View from the Bridge of Spies Like Us.
posted by Pickman's Next Top Model at 5:31 PM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


some suggestions from my housemate:

Secondhand Lions, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

Drag Me to Hello, Dolly

Galaxy Quest For Fire

Amelielo & Stitch

Guess Who's Coming to America

Clue Runnings
posted by nonasuch at 5:41 PM on May 24, 2016 [7 favorites]


(also it should be batman v kramer v kramer v superman)
posted by nonasuch at 5:42 PM on May 24, 2016 [6 favorites]


Freddy vs Alien vs Batman vs Kramer vs Kramer vs Superman vs Predator vs Jason
posted by Pickman's Next Top Model at 5:45 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


vs. Rocky
posted by Mchelly at 5:48 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Grand Budapest Hotel Rwanda
posted by cortex at 5:49 PM on May 24, 2016 [10 favorites]


Moonrise Kingdom Hospital
posted by Existential Dread at 5:53 PM on May 24, 2016


The Discreet Charm of the Babadook
posted by cortex at 5:55 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Leprechaun: Back to the Hud
posted by Bromius at 5:58 PM on May 24, 2016


Darjeeling Limitless
posted by Existential Dread at 6:01 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Lady in the Open Water
posted by Existential Dread at 6:02 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Revenant-Man
posted by Artw at 6:06 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


I kind of hate myself for this one, but it feels like a Tarantino film:

B.E.T: The Blaxtraterrestrial
posted by Existential Dread at 6:08 PM on May 24, 2016 [6 favorites]


Thor with a Pearl Earring
posted by lefty lucky cat at 6:11 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Better Call Son of Saul
posted by Bromius at 6:12 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


The DaVinci Code of the Woosters
posted by Bromius at 6:27 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Carol-ine
posted by Artw at 6:28 PM on May 24, 2016


Pretty in Pink Flamingos
posted by Mchelly at 6:30 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Cloudy With A Chance Of Moneyball

Ordinary People Under The Stairs

Taxi Driving Miss Daisy

posted by glonous keming at 6:33 PM on May 24, 2016 [4 favorites]


The Angry Birds starring Tippi Hedren.
posted by ardgedee at 6:33 PM on May 24, 2016 [4 favorites]


The 300 Blows
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 6:40 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Transformers: High-Rise of the Fallen
posted by Artw at 6:41 PM on May 24, 2016


I think I've used up most of today's favorites on this thread.
posted by Greg_Ace at 6:43 PM on May 24, 2016


2001: An Office Space
posted by ardgedee at 7:01 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Au Hasard Boromir
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 7:05 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Birdman; or, The Unexpected Virtue of Antz
posted by Bromius at 7:07 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Kiss From a Rosemary's Baby
posted by Existential Dread at 7:10 PM on May 24, 2016


Howls Moving Castle Wolfenstein
posted by MysticMCJ at 7:10 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Breaking Bad Lieutenant: Portmanteau of Call New Jack City Slickers
posted by grumpybear69 at 7:10 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


National Blue Velvet
posted by Bromius at 7:10 PM on May 24, 2016


August: Brisco County Jr
posted by Existential Dread at 7:14 PM on May 24, 2016


The Iron Man from U.N.C.L.E.
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:16 PM on May 24, 2016


The Wateroldboy
posted by cortex at 7:17 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Duck Soup for the Soul
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:18 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Lion, the Blair Witch Project, and the Wardrobe
posted by lefty lucky cat at 7:19 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Magnum Force P.I.
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:19 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Fellini's Eight and a Half Weeks

~ or ~

The Whole Eight and a Half Yards
posted by cortex at 7:19 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Rocky Silver Horror Linings Playbook Show
posted by lefty lucky cat at 7:22 PM on May 24, 2016 [4 favorites]


The X-Men in Black
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:22 PM on May 24, 2016


The Jungle Notebook
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:23 PM on May 24, 2016


The oldboys of summer
posted by Existential Dread at 7:23 PM on May 24, 2016


The San Dimas High School Cider House Rules
posted by lefty lucky cat at 7:24 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Mission: Impossible - Ghostbuster Protocol
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:25 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Zootopialander
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:26 PM on May 24, 2016


Baywatchmen
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:27 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Alice Through The Looking Glass Menagerie
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:28 PM on May 24, 2016


Bad Santa Clause
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:29 PM on May 24, 2016


How I Met Your Mothra
posted by cortex at 7:33 PM on May 24, 2016 [12 favorites]


Once Upon a Time in the West Wing
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:38 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Mad Max Headroom
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:40 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Two and a Half Bicentennial Men
posted by lefty lucky cat at 7:41 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


I Am Legend of the Fall of Tarzan
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:42 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Thor Losers
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:43 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Natural Bourne Killers
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:46 PM on May 24, 2016 [4 favorites]


3 Ninjas and a Baby
posted by knuckle tattoos at 7:46 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Top Guns of Navarone
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:47 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Hedwig and the Angry Birds
posted by knuckle tattoos at 7:48 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Ferris Beuller's Face/Off
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:49 PM on May 24, 2016 [14 favorites]


The Birth of a National Velvet
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:50 PM on May 24, 2016


Raiders of the Lost Highway
posted by knuckle tattoos at 7:50 PM on May 24, 2016


Parks and Californication
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:50 PM on May 24, 2016


Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Nemo
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:51 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Dark Knight Court
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:55 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Ha! The Dark Knight Rider
posted by Existential Dread at 7:56 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Thomas Crown Affair to Remember
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:58 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Seven Samurai Like It Hot
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:59 PM on May 24, 2016


Their Eyes Were Watching Godzilla
posted by Existential Dread at 8:01 PM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


The Taking of Pelham 9-0-2-1-0
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:02 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Fish in a Barrel
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:03 PM on May 24, 2016


Kontroll-F "Greg_Ace"
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 8:05 PM on May 24, 2016


The Magnificent Seven Year Itch
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:05 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


Greg_Ace Ventura: When Movies Call
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:08 PM on May 24, 2016


this thread has become the thing it was created to mock
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 8:09 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Trading Places in the Heart
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:10 PM on May 24, 2016


School of 30 Rock
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:11 PM on May 24, 2016


Man, now I need a drink.
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:13 PM on May 24, 2016


The Incredible Drinking Man

A Drinkle in Time
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:14 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


This might be the place to mention that I've always wanted to submit a diorama to the Washington Post contest entitled "Human Centipeep"
posted by daisystomper at 8:18 PM on May 24, 2016 [10 favorites]


Country Joe and the Fish Called Wanda
posted by kyleg at 8:20 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to Steven Universe
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:25 PM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


I Braveheart Huckabees
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:29 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


EastEnders of Eden
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:34 PM on May 24, 2016


The Phantom Menace of the Opera
posted by nonasuch at 8:38 PM on May 24, 2016


20,000 Leagues of Their Own Under the Sea
posted by nonasuch at 8:39 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


A Big Fish Called Wanda
posted by ActionPopulated at 8:43 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Roger & Marley & Me
posted by sylvanshine at 8:43 PM on May 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Guardians of the Galaxy Quest
posted by ActionPopulated at 8:44 PM on May 24, 2016


Billy Pitch Black
posted by Ignorantsavage at 8:51 PM on May 24, 2016


Breakin' Bad 2: Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test
posted by kyleg at 8:56 PM on May 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Steven King's The Shining Time Station
posted by kyleg at 8:58 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Ridiculous Sixpence None the Richer
posted by kyleg at 8:59 PM on May 24, 2016


Milo and Otis Go to White Castle
posted by Mister Cheese at 9:11 PM on May 24, 2016 [5 favorites]


Casino Royale Tenenbaums.
posted by Songdog at 9:46 PM on May 24, 2016 [3 favorites]


An American Tale: Fievel Goes Westworld
posted by Songdog at 9:53 PM on May 24, 2016


A Marathon Man for All Seasons
posted by Songdog at 9:56 PM on May 24, 2016


(Sorry, Potomac Avenue, I should have finished reading the thread carefully!)
posted by Songdog at 9:58 PM on May 24, 2016


Bloodsport Simple
posted by cortex at 10:24 PM on May 24, 2016


One of my current favorite shirts is Just Two Things, but hear me out.

It's chibi Aang, Toph, Katara, and Zuko, all standing and holding their respective elements. And off to the side is chibi-Sokka, looking intensely pleased with himself, shouting "Heart!"

It's a mashup that actually does have a comment on the properties in question; just like Ma-Ti, Sokka is perennially underestimated because he has crappy powers compared to the others, but he's in many ways the spirit of the team. It makes me happy every time I wear it.

(And I am constantly getting, "Oh, I love your shirt!" from people who are blatantly not thirty years old and who have clearly never even heard of Captain Planet and the Planeteers. They all just like chibi Avatar characters. Le sigh.)
posted by Scattercat at 10:42 PM on May 24, 2016 [4 favorites]


A friend contributes:

Cloverfield of Dreams

and

The Princess Bride of Frankenstein
posted by JHarris at 3:20 AM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


two more that I'd like to see someday:

Franz Kafka's Transformers: The Rise of Samsapocalypse

A Fish Called Kung Fu Pwanda
posted by sapagan at 3:57 AM on May 25, 2016


Withnail and I, Claudius
posted by kewb at 4:05 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


This may have been said already, but somewhere out there may be a T-shirt manufacturer that's scrolling down this thread with one hand while furiously taking notes with the other.
posted by Halloween Jack at 4:37 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


You got the adverb right, but that hand isn't taking notes.
posted by kyrademon at 5:48 AM on May 25, 2016 [6 favorites]


I have a shirt that is the two-man standoff from Reservoir Dogs, but photoshopped so that it's Elmo and Cookie Monster in suits-and-ties pointing guns at each other. I have gotten more compliments on that shirt than on any other that I own.

I will go sit in the corner.
posted by delfin at 6:01 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Bob & Carol & Ted & The Right Stuff
posted by beerperson at 6:09 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Debbie Does The Right Stuff
posted by Elementary Penguin at 6:15 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Alien vs. The Right Stuff
posted by beerperson at 6:22 AM on May 25, 2016


Zack and Miri Make The Right Stuff
posted by Elementary Penguin at 6:24 AM on May 25, 2016


The Right Stuff of Madame du...
posted by beerperson at 6:26 AM on May 25, 2016


Bob & Carol & Ted & The Right Stuff

That's the name of the damn movie! I spent all day trying to figure out if it was Harry & Susan & cetera, just so I could do this:

Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice's Excellent Adventure
posted by thecaddy at 6:45 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


The Dark Boogie Knights
posted by sapagan at 6:51 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Ferris Bueller's Day of the Jackal
posted by lefty lucky cat at 6:52 AM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


Oldboy vs Predator Dawn of Justice
posted by Artw at 6:58 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Waterw-Oldboy
posted by Artw at 7:01 AM on May 25, 2016


Fast Times at Owl Creek Bridge
posted by lefty lucky cat at 7:06 AM on May 25, 2016 [9 favorites]


The Right Stuff To Kill A Mockingbird
posted by glonous keming at 7:06 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


La Substance Droite de la Bourgeoisie
posted by cortex at 7:08 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Don't Trust the E.T. in Apartment 23
posted by lefty lucky cat at 7:09 AM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


Franz Kafka's Anamorphosis
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 7:16 AM on May 25, 2016


If I didn't favorite your contribution, it's likely only that I was running out of favorites or time with which to stop laughing and mark stuff. All of you are awesome.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 7:20 AM on May 25, 2016


Dream a Little Requiem for a Dream
posted by DirtyOldTown at 7:21 AM on May 25, 2016 [6 favorites]


Bram Stoker's Dune
posted by Artw at 7:23 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Four Wolverines and a Funeral
posted by lefty lucky cat at 7:25 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Hellboys on the Side
posted by DirtyOldTown at 7:29 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Mel Brooks' History of the Waterworld Part 1

The Young Frankenstein and the Restless

Silent Goofy Movie

Robin Hood: Men in Black

posted by nonasuch at 7:33 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Children of the Koyaanisqatsi
posted by DirtyOldTown at 7:36 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Les Amants du Vanishing Point-Neuf
posted by Artw at 7:44 AM on May 25, 2016


10 Things I Hate About the Passion of the Christ
posted by DirtyOldTown at 7:52 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Bridget Jones: All You Need Is Kill Edge of Tomorrow
posted by DirtyOldTown at 7:54 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Inspector BoJack Morseman
The Best Little BoJack Whorsemanhouse in Texas


both starring Hughhorse BoJackman
posted by sapagan at 7:55 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Sherlock Holmes Alone
posted by cortex at 7:58 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Muppets Take the Manhattan Project
posted by DirtyOldTown at 7:58 AM on May 25, 2016 [6 favorites]


Toy Story Threesome
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:00 AM on May 25, 2016


Gosford Porky's
posted by lefty lucky cat at 8:02 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


And its sequel, Gorky Porky's
posted by Atom Eyes at 8:07 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Waiting for GodOldboy
posted by Existential Dread at 8:08 AM on May 25, 2016


Jurassic Porky's
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:08 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Falcon and Frosty the Snowman
posted by Atom Eyes at 8:09 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Follow That Birdemic
posted by Mchelly at 8:11 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Jurassic Parker Lewis Can't Lose
posted by Atom Eyes at 8:11 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Island of Dr. Moreauldboy
posted by Existential Dread at 8:14 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Children of the Tron
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:16 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Spy Kids
posted by Existential Dread at 8:16 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Gummoldboy
posted by cortex at 8:18 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Tucker and Dale vs. Kramer

Mulholland Driving Miss Daisy
posted by Spathe Cadet at 8:18 AM on May 25, 2016


The Oldboy Who Fell To Earth
posted by cortex at 8:19 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Best In Showldboy
posted by Existential Dread at 8:19 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Oldboiler Room
posted by knuckle tattoos at 8:20 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Goldboy
posted by cortex at 8:20 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Last House on the Right Stuff
posted by Existential Dread at 8:22 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Beavis and Butthead Do American Psycho

District 9 to 5

What's Eating Gilbert and Sullivan
posted by Spathe Cadet at 8:22 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Bring Me the Herman's Head of Alfredo Garcia
posted by Atom Eyes at 8:23 AM on May 25, 2016


Alien 3 Men and a Baby
posted by cortex at 8:23 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Somewhere a vendor of quickie two things merch is going to end up stuck with an immense pile of unsellable Oldboy T-shirts.
posted by Artw at 8:23 AM on May 25, 2016 [6 favorites]


Big Top Old-Boy
posted by lefty lucky cat at 8:24 AM on May 25, 2016


The Gods Must Be Crazy Town

Their Eyes Were Watching Godsmack
posted by knuckle tattoos at 8:24 AM on May 25, 2016 [6 favorites]


Married with Children of a Lesser God
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:24 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


"This is a huge order. Are people really that into Oldboy, though?"
Trust me, Todd, I've done some serious market demo research on this.
posted by cortex at 8:25 AM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


Sophie's Choice 2: From Justin to Kelly

not even sure what that means
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:25 AM on May 25, 2016


The Oldboy Luck Club
posted by cortex at 8:25 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


"But... But... They said Velvet GOldboy-mine! It's two things! Why isn't it selling?"
posted by Artw at 8:25 AM on May 25, 2016


Madonna's Truth or D.A.R.Y.L.
posted by lefty lucky cat at 8:26 AM on May 25, 2016 [6 favorites]


"But... But... They said Velvet GOldboy-mine! It's two things! Why isn't it selling?"

Because it needed the right stuff.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:27 AM on May 25, 2016


Sharknadoldboy
posted by Existential Dread at 8:27 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Riding in Cars with Oldboys
posted by Atom Eyes at 8:27 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


All Reservoir Dogs Go to Heaven

Who Framed the Velveteen Rabbit?

Party Girl, Interrupted

Heathersface
posted by Spathe Cadet at 8:27 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Krulldboy
posted by cortex at 8:28 AM on May 25, 2016


It Takes the Birth of a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:28 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


OLDB

Neo-Tokyo is about to .O.Y.
posted by Artw at 8:28 AM on May 25, 2016


You Godot Served
posted by cortex at 8:29 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


John Wickerman
posted by cortex at 8:29 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Raging Bulworth
posted by Existential Dread at 8:31 AM on May 25, 2016


The Great Aristocratsby
posted by lefty lucky cat at 8:31 AM on May 25, 2016


The Land Before Timecop
posted by Existential Dread at 8:32 AM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


John Wickerman

This is actually kind of a great two word plot pitch.
posted by Artw at 8:32 AM on May 25, 2016


The Facts of Half-Life
posted by Spathe Cadet at 8:32 AM on May 25, 2016


This Band of Brothers Could Be Your Life
posted by cortex at 8:34 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


All the President's Men in Tights
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:36 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Witches of John Wick
posted by lefty lucky cat at 8:36 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Sid and Nancy Drew
posted by Existential Dread at 8:37 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Breaking Bad Dudes
posted by cortex at 8:37 AM on May 25, 2016


The Diary of Anne Frankenstein

Actually, that's kind of rad. (Makes mental note.)
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:38 AM on May 25, 2016 [6 favorites]


The Hot Tub Time Machinist
posted by cortex at 8:38 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Witches of John Wick

THE VVICK
posted by Artw at 8:38 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Se7enth Seal
posted by cortex at 8:39 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Dude Where's My Carnosaur
posted by Existential Dread at 8:40 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


I Am a Fugitive from a Chain of Fools
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:40 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


My Dinner With Beats By Dre
posted by cortex at 8:41 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Roadhouse of a 1000 Corpses
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:43 AM on May 25, 2016


Hausu of the Devil
posted by cortex at 8:44 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Man Bites Dog, Goes to Heaven
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:45 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


I'm Alright Jack Flash
posted by Artw at 8:45 AM on May 25, 2016


Mama's Family Robinson

Manos: The Hand that Rocks the Cradle

Orphan Blackfish
posted by Spathe Cadet at 8:46 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


The City on the Postcards from the Edge of Forever
posted by lefty lucky cat at 8:46 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Silent Night, Deadly Night at the Museum
posted by cortex at 8:46 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


What about (the) Blob?
posted by Existential Dread at 8:46 AM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


My Dinner With Spawndre
posted by knuckle tattoos at 8:47 AM on May 25, 2016 [6 favorites]


Das Pootie Tang
posted by cortex at 8:48 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Groundhog Day of the Dead
posted by Existential Dread at 8:49 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Man with One Red October
posted by lefty lucky cat at 8:49 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


*crashes through thread door, collapses, breathless to the floor*

Men In Black Beauty

*dies*
posted by Jofus at 8:50 AM on May 25, 2016 [13 favorites]


The Dolemite-y Ducks
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:50 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Sound of Music
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:50 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Fresh Prince of Tides
posted by Spathe Cadet at 8:51 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Charlie and the Chocolat Factory
posted by Atom Eyes at 8:52 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Winnebago Man from UNCLE
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:52 AM on May 25, 2016


Harold and the Purple Crayon and Maude
posted by Atom Eyes at 8:54 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Tommy Wiseau's The Strictly Ballroom
posted by cortex at 8:54 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Triumph of the Hills, 90210
posted by Spathe Cadet at 8:54 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Cabinet of Dr. Caligarfield
posted by knuckle tattoos at 8:55 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Johnny Dangerousliaisons
posted by cortex at 8:55 AM on May 25, 2016


It Takes a Village of the Damned
posted by Existential Dread at 8:55 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Englishman Who Went Up a Benny Hill But Came Down a Brokeback Mountain
posted by Atom Eyes at 8:55 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


The Return of The Man Who Would Be King
posted by valkane at 8:56 AM on May 25, 2016


The Man with One Red Shoe Diary
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:57 AM on May 25, 2016


The Great Story Ever Toldboy
posted by Existential Dread at 8:57 AM on May 25, 2016 [6 favorites]


In the Mouth of the Madness of King George

~ or ~

In the Mouth of Truly, Madly, Deeply
posted by cortex at 8:58 AM on May 25, 2016


Maximum Overdriving Miss Daisy
posted by Atom Eyes at 8:59 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Cat on a Hot Tin Drum
posted by cortex at 8:59 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


How the West Was One Missed Call
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:59 AM on May 25, 2016


Save the Last Seduction for Me
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:00 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Amityville Horse Whisperer
posted by Spathe Cadet at 9:00 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Man or Astro-Man's Wife
posted by cortex at 9:02 AM on May 25, 2016


Manos: The Hands of Fat Albert

That actually sounds scarier, given context.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:03 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Of Mice and Tetsuo, the Iron Man
posted by cortex at 9:05 AM on May 25, 2016


Of Mice and Manos
posted by Greg_Ace at 9:07 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


The Iron Man in the Iron Mask
posted by Existential Dread at 9:08 AM on May 25, 2016 [7 favorites]


A Few Good Manos
posted by cortex at 9:08 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


91 new comments, show Holy fark, this thread has reached critical mass! Must... read... faster
posted by colex at 9:08 AM on May 25, 2016


When Hellboy Met Sally
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:09 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


All Dogs Go to My Blue Heaven
posted by cortex at 9:10 AM on May 25, 2016


When Harry and the Hendersons Met Sally
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:10 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


9 to Fievel Goes West
posted by cortex at 9:11 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Little Oldboy
posted by Existential Dread at 9:12 AM on May 25, 2016


Star Trek II: The Wrath of Con-Air
posted by cortex at 9:12 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Romy and Michelle's Fight Club Reunion
posted by Spathe Cadet at 9:12 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


When OldBoy Met Sally
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:12 AM on May 25, 2016


Fast Times at Ridgemont High School Musical
posted by cortex at 9:13 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Everyone Says I Love Oldboy
posted by lefty lucky cat at 9:13 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamold Boy
posted by glonous keming at 9:13 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Henry: Portrait of a Serial Mom
posted by cortex at 9:13 AM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


There Will Be Bloodsport
posted by Existential Dread at 9:14 AM on May 25, 2016


She's All Gattaca
posted by cortex at 9:15 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Women on the Verge of a Nervous Point Break
posted by lefty lucky cat at 9:15 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Henry, Don't Tell Mom the Portrait Is of a Serial Killer
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:15 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Don't Tell Mom the Baby Geniuses are Dead
posted by lefty lucky cat at 9:16 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Portrait of Dorian Grey's Anatomy
posted by cortex at 9:16 AM on May 25, 2016 [6 favorites]


The Walking Dead Like Me
posted by Spathe Cadet at 9:17 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Jason Goes to Hello, Dolly
posted by Existential Dread at 9:18 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Bridget Jones' Vampire Diaries
posted by lefty lucky cat at 9:18 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Walking Deadwood
posted by Spathe Cadet at 9:18 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


I have one of the shirts featured on this blog! It's both my favourite shirt and the only piece of clothing I've ever owned that caused friends, people in work, and complete strangers in public to stop me to tell me how much they like it.

I guess I'll slink into that corner with delphin.

Also, because apparently we're doing this now:

Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Evita.
posted by metaBugs at 9:18 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


not that people post-college should wear graphic tees often anyway.

My wife has said more than once that if she were single shirts like these would serve the useful purpose of pre-screening any grown man wearing them from her personal dating pool


I'm a 42 year old father, married, grown man, wearer of graphic mashup tees. I spend most of my week being required to wear business casual. The tees are just something fun to wear on the weekend. I occasionally get compliments from one of my people. This is one of my favorites.

They also serve the useful purpose of pre-screening people who would judge me based on my t-shirt from my personal friend pool.

Sorry to be a Debbie Downer. Mashup jokes are fun. Mocking people for the things they enjoy, not so cool.
posted by Fleebnork at 9:19 AM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


The Walking Dead Poet's Society
posted by Spathe Cadet at 9:19 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Matrix Wore Tennis Shoes
posted by lefty lucky cat at 9:20 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Ah! Who Framed Roger & Me
posted by Existential Dread at 9:20 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Bowling for Columbo
posted by cortex at 9:20 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Fanny & Alexander the Great & the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
posted by glonous keming at 9:23 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Days and Talladega Nights of Molly Dodd
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:24 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Talladega Nightcrawler
posted by Existential Dread at 9:25 AM on May 25, 2016


Orange is the New Curse of the Black Pearl
posted by Greg_Ace at 9:26 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Lost Oldboys
posted by Existential Dread at 9:26 AM on May 25, 2016


The Devil in the White Men Can't Jump City
posted by Atom Eyes at 9:27 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Creature from the Black Lagoonies
posted by Existential Dread at 9:28 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


A Clockwork Lemony Snicket

posted by Greg_Ace at 9:28 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Devil Wears Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
posted by cortex at 9:28 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Staying Dead Alive
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:28 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


John Dies at the End of the Tour

True Romances With Wolves
posted by Spathe Cadet at 9:28 AM on May 25, 2016


Saturday Night Cabin Fever Pitch Perfect Crime and Punishment
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:29 AM on May 25, 2016


RuPaul's Scarface
posted by Spathe Cadet at 9:30 AM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


Don't Look Now the Babysitter's Dead
posted by Atom Eyes at 9:30 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


City of Lost Children of the Corn
posted by Existential Dread at 9:30 AM on May 25, 2016


The Lady in Red October
posted by metaBugs at 9:31 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Secret of Roan in Ishtar
posted by Atom Eyes at 9:31 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Midnight Cowboys & Aliens
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:33 AM on May 25, 2016


The Apple Dumpling Gangs of New York
posted by Greg_Ace at 9:33 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Adobe Midnight Express
posted by Artw at 9:34 AM on May 25, 2016


It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Max World
posted by Greg_Ace at 9:34 AM on May 25, 2016 [7 favorites]


Mars Needs Madeas
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:34 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Wolfcop of Wall Street
posted by cortex at 9:35 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Death Becomes Hercules
posted by cortex at 9:35 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Foxcatcher and the Hound
posted by Atom Eyes at 9:37 AM on May 25, 2016


Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Urkel
posted by Spathe Cadet at 9:37 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Magnificent Seven Samurai

wait
posted by prize bull octorok at 9:37 AM on May 25, 2016 [7 favorites]


Reservoir Dogs Day Afternoon Delightness of Being John Malkovitch Way But Loose Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakfast & Fury Road House on the Left Footloose
posted by Molesome at 9:38 AM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


Citizen Khan
posted by cortex at 9:38 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Sister Act 2: Back in the Hobbit
posted by cortex at 9:39 AM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


Reservoir Dogs Day Afternoon Delightness of Being John Malkovitch Way But Loose Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakfast Fight Club

Dude, you gotta pace yourself - it's gonna be a long thread...
posted by Greg_Ace at 9:39 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Citizen Khan

That one exists, although the title is more of a pun than an indication of a mashup.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:40 AM on May 25, 2016


Sister Act 2: Back in the Hobbit

Ouch.
posted by Greg_Ace at 9:40 AM on May 25, 2016


I Would Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Analyze That)
posted by Atom Eyes at 9:41 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


The Cocoonies
posted by Spathe Cadet at 9:42 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Dude, you gotta pace yourself - it's gonna be a long thread...

You're kidding right? Mefi is about to implode
posted by Molesome at 9:43 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Switchblade Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
posted by Atom Eyes at 9:43 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Ghost Dad in the Shell
posted by Timmoy Daen at 9:50 AM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


Kirk Cameron's Saving Private Silverman
posted by glonous keming at 9:50 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Where the Wild Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead Are
posted by cortex at 9:51 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


City Slickers 2: The Legend of Zelda
posted by Timmoy Daen at 9:51 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Starship Super Troopers
posted by Greg_Ace at 9:52 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


God's Not Deadpool
posted by prize bull octorok at 9:52 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Harry and the Hendersons of Anarchy
posted by Atom Eyes at 9:53 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Total Recall Saul
posted by cortex at 9:53 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


When Dirty Harry Met Sally
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:54 AM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


Raiders of the Lost Arkanoid
posted by cortex at 9:55 AM on May 25, 2016


A Simple Planet of the Apes
posted by Existential Dread at 9:56 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Xevious Maids
posted by prize bull octorok at 9:57 AM on May 25, 2016


The Wu-Tang Bang Theory
posted by sapagan at 9:57 AM on May 25, 2016


A Handmaid's Talespin
posted by cortex at 9:57 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Beauty and the Sexy Beast
posted by Existential Dread at 9:58 AM on May 25, 2016


The Right Doc McStuffins
posted by lefty lucky cat at 9:59 AM on May 25, 2016


Popeyes Wide Shut
posted by Greg_Ace at 9:59 AM on May 25, 2016 [8 favorites]


Blue Velvet's Clues
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:59 AM on May 25, 2016


Kramer vs. Primer
posted by cortex at 9:59 AM on May 25, 2016 [7 favorites]


Anne of Green Inferno
posted by Existential Dread at 9:59 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Hateful Eight Is Enough
posted by Timmoy Daen at 9:59 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Alice Doesn't Live Free or Die Hard Here Anymore
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:00 AM on May 25, 2016 [13 favorites]


Tetsuo: Iron Man
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:01 AM on May 25, 2016


O Heathers, Where Art Thou?
posted by Spathe Cadet at 10:01 AM on May 25, 2016 [9 favorites]


Die Antwoord Hard
posted by cortex at 10:01 AM on May 25, 2016


The Land Before Timecop
posted by cortex at 10:02 AM on May 25, 2016


The Land Before Timecop

Let the record so reflect that it was I that got there first
posted by Existential Dread at 10:04 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Single White Men Can't Jumpin' Jack Flashdance
posted by glonous keming at 10:05 AM on May 25, 2016


goddammit, and I've otherwise been so good about searching the thread first
posted by cortex at 10:06 AM on May 25, 2016


The Facts of One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:06 AM on May 25, 2016


The Land That Timecop Forgot is still available though
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:07 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Barney Miller's Crossing
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:07 AM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


There Will Be Blood Simple
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:07 AM on May 25, 2016


A Wrinkle in Timecop
posted by Existential Dread at 10:08 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Timecop After Timecop
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:08 AM on May 25, 2016 [6 favorites]


Inherent Miami Vice
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:08 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Cremaster and Commander Cycle
posted by prize bull octorok at 10:09 AM on May 25, 2016 [6 favorites]


Punch-Drunk Love Actually
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:09 AM on May 25, 2016


Justified Green Tomatoes

Veronica Mars Needs Moms
posted by Spathe Cadet at 10:09 AM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


Veronica Mars Needs Moms

aw, it's funny because it's true
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:10 AM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


Practical Magic Mike
posted by Existential Dread at 10:11 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Ender's Most Dangerous Game of Thrones
posted by prize bull octorok at 10:12 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


For A Few Dollars Mordor
posted by cortex at 10:12 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Truly, Madly, Deep Space Ninely
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:12 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Cloud Atlas Shrugged
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:16 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


La Règle du jeu faim
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:18 AM on May 25, 2016


Two Mules for Sister Act
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:20 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Great Train Flubbery
posted by cortex at 10:20 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Shawshank Raid: Redemption
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:21 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Phish Styx
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:22 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Girls Just Want to Have Fungi from Yuggoth
posted by Atom Eyes at 10:22 AM on May 25, 2016


Mr. Science Theater 3000
posted by prize bull octorok at 10:23 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Walker, Texas Power Rangers
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:25 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


In the Mouth of Mad About You
posted by Existential Dread at 10:26 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Never Been Kiss Kiss Bang Banged
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:30 AM on May 25, 2016 [9 favorites]


With Six You Get Timecop
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:34 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Yours, Mine, and OldBoy's
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:35 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


David Onion Field
posted by Atom Eyes at 10:36 AM on May 25, 2016


Mothra vs. God Is Real
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:36 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Mommy Deerhunter
posted by Existential Dread at 10:37 AM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo High Plains Drifter
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:38 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Paul Blart, Mallrat
posted by Existential Dread at 10:39 AM on May 25, 2016


How I Met Your Motgoddammit cortex
posted by prize bull octorok at 10:40 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Pale Easy Rider
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:41 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Kindergarten Timecop
posted by Existential Dread at 10:41 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Carrie Cristina Barcelona
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:42 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Mothra Marcy May Marlene
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:43 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Goodfellas, The Bad News Bears, and the Ugly Kid Joe
posted by Atom Eyes at 10:43 AM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


Fifty First Blood(s)
posted by Existential Dread at 10:43 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Ivan the Terribulworth
posted by prize bull octorok at 10:43 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Fletch Me If You Can
posted by cortex at 10:45 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Supernatural Born Killers
posted by cortex at 10:50 AM on May 25, 2016


Mr. Holland's Oldboy
posted by Existential Dread at 10:51 AM on May 25, 2016


Inspector Gidget
posted by cortex at 10:52 AM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


Space Jamiroquai
posted by Atom Eyes at 10:52 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Sabrina the Teenage VVitch
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:52 AM on May 25, 2016


Mr. Magorium's Wonderwall Emporium
posted by Atom Eyes at 10:54 AM on May 25, 2016


Erin Brockovvitch
posted by prize bull octorok at 10:55 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Sesamean Streets
posted by Atom Eyes at 10:55 AM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


Oldboiled Angel
posted by prize bull octorok at 10:57 AM on May 25, 2016


Dirty Harry Potter
posted by cortex at 11:04 AM on May 25, 2016


Sorry, Existential Dread; I had not seen your reservoir Dogs one when I duplicated it.

The Men Who Stare at "Murder, She Wrote"s
posted by Spathe Cadet at 11:06 AM on May 25, 2016


Picnic at Hanging The Rock
posted by Timmoy Daen at 11:13 AM on May 25, 2016


The Man with the Golden Armageddon
posted by Timmoy Daen at 11:14 AM on May 25, 2016


Die Hard To Be a God
posted by Timmoy Daen at 11:15 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Every Apocalypse Now And Then I Get A Little Bit Lonely And You're Never Coming Round
posted by cortex at 11:15 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Howard the Duck Soup
posted by Atom Eyes at 11:22 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Napoleon Dolemite
posted by Timmoy Daen at 11:23 AM on May 25, 2016 [6 favorites]


From the blog's statement of purpose:
I have a problem with mash-ups.
Not someone who draws something for their DeviantArt or their Tumblr as a fun thing, I have no problem with that. My problem comes with all of these various internet t-shirt companies that throw two IPs, IPs that don’t belong to them, onto one shirt and call it a day.
And from a second post elaborating on the first:
And you deserve better. You deserve better than Finn from Adventure Time with SSJ3 Goku hair fighting the Ice King who is Frieza.
In conclusion, you could say he's "looking for The Right Stuff baby this evening, I want The Right Stuff baby tonight"
posted by Krom Tatman at 11:30 AM on May 25, 2016


The Remains of the Day of the Dead
posted by cortex at 11:33 AM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


The Godzillas Must Be Crazy
posted by Existential Dread at 11:34 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


(sorry, that was in reply to Sorry to be a Debbie Downer. Mashup jokes are fun. Mocking people for the things they enjoy, not so cool. Fast threads, man)
posted by Krom Tatman at 11:37 AM on May 25, 2016


Days of the Dead of our Lives
posted by Existential Dread at 11:37 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


All My Children of the Corn
posted by cortex at 11:38 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Oldboy and the Beautiful
posted by cortex at 11:38 AM on May 25, 2016


Smokey and the Band Called Death
posted by Atom Eyes at 11:39 AM on May 25, 2016


The Young Guns and the Restless
posted by cortex at 11:40 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


As the Jurassic World Turns
posted by cortex at 11:40 AM on May 25, 2016


The Chronicles of Narnia: The Horse and His Oldboy
posted by lefty lucky cat at 11:40 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Dawson's Creepshow
posted by cortex at 11:41 AM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Another World War Z
posted by Existential Dread at 11:41 AM on May 25, 2016


One Life to Live Die Repeat
posted by Atom Eyes at 11:41 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Friday Night Right Stuff
posted by Existential Dread at 11:41 AM on May 25, 2016


The O.C.SI: Miami
posted by cortex at 11:43 AM on May 25, 2016


Black Adder Down
posted by cortex at 11:43 AM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


One Tree Hills Have Eyes
posted by Existential Dread at 11:44 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


America's Next Top Oldboy
posted by Existential Dread at 11:47 AM on May 25, 2016


Last Year at Marienbad Boys II
posted by Timmoy Daen at 11:47 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


You Only Saturday Night Live Twice
posted by cortex at 11:48 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Less Than Zero Dark Thirty
Zero Darkman Thirty
Zero Dark Thirtysomething
posted by Atom Eyes at 11:49 AM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Man With the Oldboy Gun
posted by cortex at 11:49 AM on May 25, 2016


Donny Darko Thirty
posted by Atom Eyes at 11:49 AM on May 25, 2016


Lost Highway to Heaven
posted by Timmoy Daen at 11:50 AM on May 25, 2016


Boondock Saint Elsewhere
posted by colex at 11:52 AM on May 25, 2016


Se7enth Heaven
posted by Existential Dread at 11:53 AM on May 25, 2016


Talladega Night Gallery
posted by colex at 11:54 AM on May 25, 2016


The Twilight New Moon Zone
posted by cortex at 11:55 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


How Green Was My Oldboy
posted by knuckle tattoos at 11:56 AM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Fried Green Inferno
posted by Existential Dread at 11:58 AM on May 25, 2016


Steel Magnolia
posted by colex at 12:00 PM on May 25, 2016


Oldboys Don't Cry
posted by prize bull octorok at 12:02 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Less Than Zero Dark Thirty
Zero Darkman Thirty
Zero Dark Thirtysomething


I like how that seemed to peter out at the end there (even though it didn't actually).
posted by Greg_Ace at 12:02 PM on May 25, 2016


Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song of the South
posted by Timmoy Daen at 12:05 PM on May 25, 2016


Jackie Brownton Abbey
posted by cortex at 12:06 PM on May 25, 2016 [7 favorites]


which I would watch the SHIT out of
posted by cortex at 12:06 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Superbad Boys II
posted by figurant at 12:07 PM on May 25, 2016


Sweet Sweetback's Baadboooys II
posted by figurant at 12:08 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Gone in Sixty Seconds with the Wind
posted by Atom Eyes at 12:12 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Oldboy Meets World

Grandma's Oldboy

Midnight Oldboy

posted by Existential Dread at 12:14 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Smilla's Sense of Snowpiercer
posted by Atom Eyes at 12:15 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Dirty Dancer in the Dark
posted by Timmoy Daen at 12:18 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Passion of the Anti-Christ
posted by Timmoy Daen at 12:18 PM on May 25, 2016


Snowpiercer Falling on Cedars
posted by Existential Dread at 12:19 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are: Dead and Loving It
posted by nonasuch at 12:25 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


A Charlie Brown Bunny
posted by lefty lucky cat at 12:26 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Scott Pilgrim vs. Predator
posted by glonous keming at 12:26 PM on May 25, 2016


that was in reply to Sorry to be a Debbie Downer

My objection was not to the blog itself, but to various comments upthread.
posted by Fleebnork at 12:27 PM on May 25, 2016


In The Dead Heat of the Night
posted by Existential Dread at 12:27 PM on May 25, 2016


Oh man

A Jackie Brown Christmas
posted by Existential Dread at 12:29 PM on May 25, 2016 [8 favorites]


A Bridge Too Fargo
posted by knuckle tattoos at 12:29 PM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


Battlefield Potemkin starring John Travolta
posted by glonous keming at 12:34 PM on May 25, 2016


Tommy Oldboy
posted by cortex at 12:34 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


What About Babadook?
posted by prize bull octorok at 12:34 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Air Force One Awakens
posted by cortex at 12:35 PM on May 25, 2016


From the Brunching Shuttlecocks:

Tron With the Wind
Tron-Hur
Tron Side Story

Aside: Google is still the best search engine, but its searches seem much worse these days than they were in the old days of the internet. For example, I knew exactly what I was searching for, which was the old Brunching Shuttlecocks page "Cinematron," and entered it into Google to find out exactly what its address was, and the whole first page was full of unlikely nonsense results, the first one a Russian YouTube video with a description in Cyrillic. Well done Google, I thought you were collecting information on all of us to help determine what we're searching for, so of course I'd be looking for a video in a language I don't speak!

My point is -- "cinematron" is a specific enough thing that Google should have taken me right there as the first result, but instead I had to clarify by adding "brunching" to it to get in the ballpark. Is Google penalizing Brunching Shuttlecocks in their search results in these days? It's an important site of the early internet, it shouldn't be buried in search results!
posted by JHarris at 12:36 PM on May 25, 2016


Boogie Night of the Hunter
posted by cortex at 12:37 PM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


A West Side Christmas Story
posted by cortex at 12:38 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Man in the White Stripes
posted by Artw at 12:39 PM on May 25, 2016


They Live and They Let Die
posted by lefty lucky cat at 12:40 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Almost Human Centipede
posted by Existential Dread at 12:43 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


A West Side Christmas Story

Maria,
I've just sung an Ave Mariaaaa....
posted by Greg_Ace at 12:46 PM on May 25, 2016


Singin' in the Rain Man
posted by cortex at 12:47 PM on May 25, 2016


Where have aaaaaall the Oldboys goooooonne oooooooooo
posted by Existential Dread at 12:48 PM on May 25, 2016


This Oldboy's Life
posted by cortex at 12:50 PM on May 25, 2016


Galaxy Quest Side Story
posted by prize bull octorok at 12:51 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Captain Planet of the Apes
posted by Existential Dread at 12:52 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Salem's Sandlot
posted by Timmoy Daen at 12:53 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


All of you still here at the bottom of this silly-ass thread are my siblings now.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 12:54 PM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


Moonrise Kingdom and Moonrise Dumber
posted by lefty lucky cat at 12:54 PM on May 25, 2016


American History X-Men: Apocalypse Now You See Me 2
posted by Timmoy Daen at 12:54 PM on May 25, 2016


Galaxy Quest Side Story: How Fred Kwan Lost His Groove
posted by Greg_Ace at 12:55 PM on May 25, 2016


Captain Planet of the Apes

He'd have to get a new suit - the original arms are now too short and the legs are too long.
posted by Greg_Ace at 12:56 PM on May 25, 2016


Scanners of Green Gables
posted by cortex at 12:57 PM on May 25, 2016 [7 favorites]


Ann of Green Cable Guy
posted by Existential Dread at 12:58 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Grumpy Oldboy Men
posted by Timmoy Daen at 12:59 PM on May 25, 2016


They Shoot Oldboys, Don't They?
posted by lefty lucky cat at 12:59 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Kidd Videodrome
posted by DirtyOldTown at 1:00 PM on May 25, 2016


Anne of Green Acres
posted by Greg_Ace at 1:00 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Mad Max: Beyond Videodrome
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:01 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Serpent and the Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer
posted by DirtyOldTown at 1:02 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


No Country for Grumpy Old Men
posted by Greg_Ace at 1:02 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Needful Swamp Thing
posted by Existential Dread at 1:02 PM on May 25, 2016


The Garbage Pail Kids Are All Right
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:05 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Animaniac Cop
posted by DirtyOldTown at 1:08 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Super Mario World War Z
posted by kyleg at 1:09 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Golden Axe Cop
posted by Existential Dread at 1:11 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Timecop
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:11 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Kismetroid
posted by prize bull octorok at 1:11 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Neverending Toy Story

Toy Story 2: Toys in the City

Toy Story 3: The Search for Spock

posted by nonasuch at 1:18 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


A River Runs Through Steven King's It
posted by kyleg at 1:20 PM on May 25, 2016 [8 favorites]


The Upstream Color Purple
posted by cortex at 1:22 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


To Kill a Mockingjay Part 2
posted by cortex at 1:22 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Best Exotic Marigold Hostel
posted by prize bull octorok at 1:23 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Manos: The Hands of Fatal Attraction
posted by Existential Dread at 1:24 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Butch Cassidy and the Karate Kid
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:24 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Masters of Sex of the Universe
posted by cortex at 1:24 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Hot Shots Part Deux the Right Thing
posted by cortex at 1:25 PM on May 25, 2016 [6 favorites]


Better Call Solomon Grundy
posted by DirtyOldTown at 1:25 PM on May 25, 2016


David Cronenberg's Crash Bandicoot
posted by knuckle tattoos at 1:27 PM on May 25, 2016 [7 favorites]


Assault on Precinct 13 Going on 30
posted by Existential Dread at 1:27 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Up In The Airheads
posted by Existential Dread at 1:28 PM on May 25, 2016


Next Freaky Friday
posted by cortex at 1:28 PM on May 25, 2016


Rashomonchichi
posted by prize bull octorok at 1:29 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Clifford the Thin Red Line
posted by cortex at 1:30 PM on May 25, 2016 [8 favorites]


Thelma & Luis Guzmán
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:30 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


The Neverending Police Story
posted by Existential Dread at 1:31 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


We Need To Talk About Kevin Sorbo
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:31 PM on May 25, 2016 [6 favorites]


RoboCop and a Half
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:32 PM on May 25, 2016


Snowden in Little Tokyo
posted by sapagan at 1:33 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Finnegan's Awakenings
posted by cortex at 1:33 PM on May 25, 2016


Conan the Gozerian

I would watch the shit out of that
posted by Existential Dread at 1:33 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Hotel Rwanda for Dogs
posted by DirtyOldTown at 1:34 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Gang That Couldn't Stop, or: My Mom Will Shoot Straight
posted by prize bull octorok at 1:34 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Million Dollar Muppet Baby
posted by cortex at 1:34 PM on May 25, 2016 [7 favorites]


Run Lolita Run
posted by Greg_Ace at 1:35 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


1000 comments!
posted by Existential Dread at 1:37 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


John Carpenter's That Thing You Do
posted by cortex at 1:37 PM on May 25, 2016 [6 favorites]


Neon Genesisterhood of the Traveling Pants
posted by prize bull octorok at 1:38 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


there'll be plenty of time for counting
when the punnin's done
posted by cortex at 1:38 PM on May 25, 2016


A Mighty Rear Window
posted by Greg_Ace at 1:39 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Little Handmermaid's Tail
posted by cortex at 1:39 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Snakes on Airplane!
posted by sylvanshine at 1:40 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Easy Ghost Rider
posted by cortex at 1:40 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


A Fish Called Gandhi
posted by DirtyOldTown at 1:42 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Better Off Dead Alive
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:43 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Clash of the Titanics
posted by DirtyOldTown at 1:46 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


The Spy Kids Who Loved Me
posted by cortex at 1:47 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Easy Ghost Rider

Pale Easy Rider
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:41 AM on May 25

Special Double Bill!
posted by Greg_Ace at 1:48 PM on May 25, 2016


Heaven's Gates of Heaven

That one involves a graveyard for dogs dressed as cowboys.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 1:48 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Ace Ventura: True Detective
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:48 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Devil's Backbone Thugs-n-Harmony
posted by cortex at 1:49 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me, Myself, and Irene
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:49 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Caligula Doesn't Live Here Anymore
posted by DirtyOldTown at 1:50 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Adventures of Shark Oldboy and Lava Girl
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:50 PM on May 25, 2016


An American Beowulf in London
posted by cortex at 1:51 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Brave New Wayne's World
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:52 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Herbie the Love Guru
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:53 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


What's New, Pussycat? Kill! Kill!
posted by DirtyOldTown at 1:53 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Annie Get Your Gundam
posted by cortex at 1:53 PM on May 25, 2016 [6 favorites]


Around the World in 28 Days Later
posted by cortex at 1:58 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Seinfeld of Dreams
posted by cortex at 1:58 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Dirty Grandpa Harry
posted by sylvanshine at 1:58 PM on May 25, 2016


Satyricon Air
posted by prize bull octorok at 2:00 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


A Clockwork Orange Is the New Black
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:01 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Nine and a Half Weeks of the Condor
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:03 PM on May 25, 2016


This all reminds me of the time I tweeted "Ringu Starr" and my friend responded "Ju-On Lennon"
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:04 PM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


Fifty Shades of Grey Gardens
posted by Spathe Cadet at 2:05 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


George Harris-oni?
posted by cortex at 2:06 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Beneath the Valley of the Ultron-Vixens
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 2:06 PM on May 25, 2016


Attack of the Ichi the Killer Tomatoes!
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:07 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


A Nightmare on Sesame Street
posted by cortex at 2:10 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Avengers: Age of Innocence
posted by thecaddy at 2:11 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Malcom X in the Middle
posted by sylvanshine at 2:12 PM on May 25, 2016 [9 favorites]


Untamed Newhart
posted by lefty lucky cat at 2:12 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Newhart Girl (♫ Who's that girl . . . ? It's Bob! ♪)
posted by Spathe Cadet at 2:15 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Baby Got Backdraft
posted by Existential Dread at 2:15 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


And the Band Played Ong-bak
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 2:16 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Pumpkinhead of State
posted by Existential Dread at 2:18 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Annie Hall of the Mountain King
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:20 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Even Cowgirls Get the Blues Hammer
posted by lefty lucky cat at 2:22 PM on May 25, 2016


Varsity Blue Velvet
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:22 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Brazoolander
posted by grumpybear69 at 2:23 PM on May 25, 2016


Benny and Ju-On
posted by cortex at 2:23 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Married to the Mobile Suit Gundam
posted by cortex at 2:23 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Fright Night Lights
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:24 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


32 Martin Short Films About Glenn Gould
posted by sylvanshine at 2:25 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Welcome to the Dollhouse Party
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:25 PM on May 25, 2016


American Beauty and the Beast
posted by cortex at 2:26 PM on May 25, 2016


Longtime Prairie Home Companion
posted by lefty lucky cat at 2:26 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Goodfellas Burger
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:26 PM on May 25, 2016


How Stella Got Her Groot Back
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:27 PM on May 25, 2016 [7 favorites]


The Gundams of Navarone

I don't really even know anything about Gundam but it turns out it's really easy to work in there
posted by cortex at 2:28 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Happy Gilmore Girls
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:28 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Pachelbel's Cannonball Run
posted by cortex at 2:28 PM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


Osmosis Jones's Diary
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:30 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Death Becomes Herbie
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:31 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Hudson Hawk Down
posted by lefty lucky cat at 2:32 PM on May 25, 2016


Harvey Birdman, Or (The Unexpected Ignorance of an Attorney at Law)
posted by Existential Dread at 2:32 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Kiss Kiss Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
posted by knuckle tattoos at 2:33 PM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


Friday Night Twilights
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:34 PM on May 25, 2016


Flying Leatherfaces
posted by Existential Dread at 2:35 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


The English Patient Who Went Up a Sugar Hill and Came Down a Witch Mountain
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:36 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


RuPaul's Drag Death Race 2000
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:37 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Brave Little Toast in the Shell
posted by knuckle tattoos at 2:37 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


The Exorcister Act
posted by cortex at 2:38 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Maximum Headroom
posted by sylvanshine at 2:38 PM on May 25, 2016


Sky Captain and the Edge of Tomorrow
posted by cortex at 2:40 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Cool Running Man
posted by Existential Dread at 2:40 PM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


The Beverly Hillbillies Have Eyes
posted by lefty lucky cat at 2:41 PM on May 25, 2016 [7 favorites]


Kafka's The Xenomorphosis
posted by Existential Dread at 2:41 PM on May 25, 2016


Anacondastasia
posted by knuckle tattoos at 2:42 PM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


Beany and Cecil B. Demented
posted by kewb at 2:42 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Night of the Living Daylights
posted by knuckle tattoos at 2:43 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Maltese Vulcan
posted by cortex at 2:46 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Meet Me in St. Elmo's Fire
posted by lefty lucky cat at 2:47 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Sleepless in Seabiscuit
posted by cortex at 2:49 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Get the Big Lebowski's Shorts
(The Pelican's Big Shorts)
posted by sylvanshine at 2:52 PM on May 25, 2016


You've Got Maleficent
posted by cortex at 2:54 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Wait, how did we miss Adventure Timecop

Also The Copland before Timecop
posted by Existential Dread at 2:54 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Point Breakfast at Tiffany's
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:54 PM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


A Slap Shot In the Dark
posted by Existential Dread at 2:56 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Touch of Evil Dead
posted by Existential Dread at 2:58 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Sorcerer's Celebrity Apprentice
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:58 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Stephen King's The Stand by Me
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:59 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Stand and Deliverance
posted by Existential Dread at 3:00 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love La Bamba
posted by Timmoy Daen at 3:02 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Shark Tank Girl
posted by cortex at 3:02 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Rushmore Hour
posted by cortex at 3:03 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


A view to kill a mockingbird
posted by Existential Dread at 3:06 PM on May 25, 2016


Brokeback to the Future
posted by cortex at 3:07 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


From Russia, Withnail and I
posted by cortex at 3:09 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Sin City of Angels
posted by Existential Dread at 3:09 PM on May 25, 2016


The Girl with the "Enter the Dragon" Tattoo
posted by Timmoy Daen at 3:09 PM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


The Pelican Brief History of Time
posted by cortex at 3:09 PM on May 25, 2016


A Brief History of Timecop
posted by Existential Dread at 3:11 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Predatora! Tora! Tora!
posted by cortex at 3:11 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Doctor Who's the Boss?
posted by Timmoy Daen at 3:11 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Deep Double Impact (or is it Double Deep Impact)
posted by Existential Dread at 3:11 PM on May 25, 2016


Time, the Timecop of the Heart
posted by lefty lucky cat at 3:12 PM on May 25, 2016


The A-Team America: World Police
posted by Timmoy Daen at 3:12 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Airbeowulf
posted by cortex at 3:12 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Captain America: Hidden Tiger
posted by Artw at 3:13 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


David Timecopperfield
posted by lefty lucky cat at 3:13 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Incredible Hulkamania
posted by cortex at 3:13 PM on May 25, 2016


On Deadly Groundhog Day
posted by Existential Dread at 3:14 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Final Fantasy VII: Pee-wee's Big Advent Children
posted by cortex at 3:14 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Bird on a the Wire
posted by cortex at 3:15 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Over the Top Gun
or
Over the Top Secret!
posted by Timmoy Daen at 3:15 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Rome Holiday
posted by Artw at 3:15 PM on May 25, 2016


Six Feet by Northwest
posted by Artw at 3:16 PM on May 25, 2016


Brokeback to the Future

"Where we're going, I wish I could quit wheels!"
posted by Greg_Ace at 3:16 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


A Better The Day After Tomorrow
posted by Timmoy Daen at 3:17 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


My Four Big Fat Greek Wedding Crashers and a Funeral
posted by sylvanshine at 3:17 PM on May 25, 2016


Peter Pan's Labyrinth
posted by cortex at 3:17 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Time Traveler's (wait for it) Copwife
posted by lefty lucky cat at 3:18 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Helloldboy
posted by Timmoy Daen at 3:18 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Above the Law and Order
posted by Existential Dread at 3:19 PM on May 25, 2016


Hell Old II the Boy Army
posted by Artw at 3:20 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


My Big Fat Green Inferno
posted by Existential Dread at 3:21 PM on May 25, 2016


Innerspaceballs of Fury
posted by sylvanshine at 3:21 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Shreknado
posted by cortex at 3:22 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Fuck, I Just Realized I'm Leaving Work Late Because I've Been Sitting Here Trying To Think of Punny Titles: The Movie
posted by Timmoy Daen at 3:22 PM on May 25, 2016 [6 favorites]


Porky's Revenge of the Sith
posted by Timmoy Daen at 3:24 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


About a(n) Oldboy
posted by Existential Dread at 3:24 PM on May 25, 2016


Super 8 Mile
posted by cortex at 3:25 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


My Bloody Valentimecop
posted by cortex at 3:26 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country for Old Men
posted by Existential Dread at 3:27 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Once Upon a Timecop in America
posted by cortex at 3:28 PM on May 25, 2016


Leon: The Professional Mall Cop
edit: oh ffs
Leon: The Professional Timecop
posted by sylvanshine at 3:28 PM on May 25, 2016


Timecop Bandits
posted by cortex at 3:28 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Fast Timecops at Ridgemont High
posted by cortex at 3:29 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Hot Tub Timecop Machine
posted by cortex at 3:30 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


It's a Time, Time, Time, Time, Cop
posted by lefty lucky cat at 3:30 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Trailer Park Oldboys
posted by sylvanshine at 3:30 PM on May 25, 2016


Timecop Me Up! Timecop Me Down!
posted by lefty lucky cat at 3:31 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Crimson Timecop
posted by cortex at 3:31 PM on May 25, 2016


Sometimecops a Great Notion
posted by cortex at 3:32 PM on May 25, 2016


The Jerky Oldboys
posted by cortex at 3:33 PM on May 25, 2016


One Tree Hamburger Hill of This Boy's Life
posted by rhizome at 3:33 PM on May 25, 2016


The Last Oldboy Scout
posted by cortex at 3:33 PM on May 25, 2016


Dogtown and Z-Oldboys
posted by cortex at 3:34 PM on May 25, 2016


The Hardy Oldboys
posted by cortex at 3:35 PM on May 25, 2016


Julien Donkey-oldboy
posted by cortex at 3:36 PM on May 25, 2016


Mr. Showgirls with Bob & David
posted by Timmoy Daen at 3:37 PM on May 25, 2016 [5 favorites]


The Indian in the Timecopboard
posted by prize bull octorok at 3:37 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Mary Timecoppins
posted by cortex at 3:38 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Timecopeye the Sailor Man
posted by cortex at 3:39 PM on May 25, 2016


Once Upon a Timecop in the West
posted by Timmoy Daen at 3:39 PM on May 25, 2016


RoboTimecop
posted by Timmoy Daen at 3:40 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Timecoppers of Eldritch
posted by prize bull octorok at 3:41 PM on May 25, 2016


Mr. Timecopper's Penguins
posted by cortex at 3:41 PM on May 25, 2016


OldJoy
posted by prize bull octorok at 3:43 PM on May 25, 2016


Timecop or My Mom Will Shoot
posted by cortex at 3:43 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Seems Like Oldboy Timecops
posted by lefty lucky cat at 3:44 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


She's the Last Man Standing
posted by Greg_Ace at 3:44 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Can't Oldboy Me Love
posted by cortex at 3:44 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Wet Hot American Summer of Sam
posted by Timmoy Daen at 3:46 PM on May 25, 2016


Arachnopholdboy
posted by cortex at 3:46 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Throldboy Momma from the Train
posted by cortex at 3:47 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Greatest Story Ever Toldboy
posted by cortex at 3:48 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


On Oldboy Pond
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 3:48 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Goldboy Diggers of 1933
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 3:49 PM on May 25, 2016


The 40-Year-Oldboy Virgin
posted by cortex at 3:51 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Torch Song Trilogy of Terror
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 3:51 PM on May 25, 2016


GoldboyenEye
posted by cortex at 3:51 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Saturday Night Cabin Fever
posted by Timmoy Daen at 3:51 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Spy Who Came in from the Oldboy
posted by cortex at 3:52 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Timecop, The Oldboy, and The Right Stuff
posted by prize bull octorok at 3:52 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Beverly Hills Timecop
posted by cortex at 3:53 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly's Oldboy
posted by Timmoy Daen at 3:53 PM on May 25, 2016


Sex and the City Slickers 2: The Legend of Oldboy's Curlies
posted by sylvanshine at 3:55 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


Fallout Oldboy
posted by cortex at 3:56 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


No Country For Oldboys
posted by kyleg at 3:57 PM on May 25, 2016


Timecoperation: Dumbo Drop
posted by Timmoy Daen at 3:57 PM on May 25, 2016


Thirty Seconds Over Tokyo Story


OK, I feel a bit bad about that one.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 3:57 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Timecop Dead Fred
posted by cortex at 3:58 PM on May 25, 2016


Late Springtime for Hitler
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 3:59 PM on May 25, 2016


Ghost Dad Busters
posted by Timmoy Daen at 3:59 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Oldboy in the Striped Pajamas
posted by Timmoy Daen at 4:02 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


An American in Paris, Texas
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 4:07 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Amazon Women on the Moonraker
posted by Timmoy Daen at 4:11 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Dammit, of course I posted a double this far down. Disregard my earlier post.

The Oldboys and Girls Club
posted by kyleg at 4:17 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Four Rooms
posted by kyleg at 4:25 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Un Chat Ballou
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 4:34 PM on May 25, 2016


The Talented Mr. Belvedere
posted by Spathe Cadet at 4:39 PM on May 25, 2016 [6 favorites]


This Is Spinal Timecop
posted by Timmoy Daen at 4:42 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


We Need to Talk About 7th Heaven
posted by kyleg at 5:08 PM on May 25, 2016


Super Mario + Juliet
posted by Spathe Cadet at 5:10 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


oh my god you're all still in this thread
posted by poffin boffin at 5:12 PM on May 25, 2016 [7 favorites]


That's not even a joke poffin boffin
posted by Elementary Penguin at 5:38 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


It is, but the joke's on us.
posted by Greg_Ace at 5:42 PM on May 25, 2016


Eek! The Cat People

On preview: Hi, poffin boffin!
posted by Songdog at 7:02 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Dancer in the Dark City
posted by Pronoiac at 7:35 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Dr. No Exit
posted by Mchelly at 7:37 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Good, the Bad, and the Coyote Ugly Duckling
posted by Pronoiac at 8:20 PM on May 25, 2016


Ducktales of Two Cities
posted by Pronoiac at 8:22 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Super Mario Brothers, Where Art Thou
posted by Pronoiac at 8:29 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Metallica: Some Kind of Monsters, Inc
posted by Timmoy Daen at 8:35 PM on May 25, 2016


Blues Brothers is the Warmest Color
posted by Pronoiac at 8:36 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Oliver Twister
posted by Pronoiac at 8:49 PM on May 25, 2016


Tinker Tailor Soldier Spice World
posted by lefty lucky cat at 9:00 PM on May 25, 2016 [13 favorites]


I Love You, Mandingo
posted by Pronoiac at 9:00 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Fawlty Towers in Our Stars
posted by cortex at 9:16 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Drag Me to Helvetica
posted by Pronoiac at 9:39 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


A Justice League of Their Own
- or -
A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen of Their Own?
posted by Pronoiac at 9:45 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


20,000 Leagues of Extraordinary Gentlemen
posted by rhizome at 9:50 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


The Lost Oldboys
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:07 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


An American Idiot in London
posted by Pronoiac at 10:07 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Ilsa, Teen Wolf of the SS
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:08 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


The Crimson Peak Mob
posted by Artw at 10:09 PM on May 25, 2016


Saving Private Idaho
posted by cortex at 10:09 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


Once Upon A Time In the West, Reanimator
posted by Artw at 10:14 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


G.I. Jane Eyre
G.I. Joe Dirt
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:14 PM on May 25, 2016


Freebie and Mr. Bean
posted by rhizome at 10:24 PM on May 25, 2016


Better Off Evil Dead
posted by Pronoiac at 10:28 PM on May 25, 2016


The Stuart Little Grindhouse in Texas
posted by glonous keming at 10:30 PM on May 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Fantastic Mr. Firefox - "think in Russian!"
The Fantastic Mr. Star Fox - "do a barrel roll!"
posted by Pronoiac at 10:40 PM on May 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Tropic of Thunder
posted by rhizome at 10:42 PM on May 25, 2016


Alien 3's Company
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:43 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Halo 2: Pretty Chief Machine
posted by Artw at 10:43 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Wind That Shakes the Clown
posted by rhizome at 10:44 PM on May 25, 2016 [6 favorites]


Welcome Back, Harry Potter
posted by Pronoiac at 10:48 PM on May 25, 2016 [4 favorites]


On reflection: Starfire Fox - "think 'barrel roll' in Russian"
posted by Pronoiac at 10:50 PM on May 25, 2016 [1 favorite]


Get Carter of Ass to Mars
posted by Artw at 10:53 PM on May 25, 2016


Sling Blade Runner
posted by Pronoiac at 10:59 PM on May 25, 2016


Immortan Joe Young Adult
posted by sapagan at 12:24 AM on May 26, 2016


Mighty Immortan Joe Young
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 4:16 AM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Duke of Ron Burgundy
posted by Timmoy Daen at 5:48 AM on May 26, 2016


Potato
posted by Mchelly at 6:10 AM on May 26, 2016


Manos: The Hands That Rocks The Cradle
posted by Existential Dread at 6:21 AM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Throw Mommy Dearest from the Training Day
posted by Existential Dread at 6:30 AM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


Don't Look Now Who's Talking
posted by Timmoy Daen at 6:31 AM on May 26, 2016


The Man in the Howl's Moving Castle
posted by Timmoy Daen at 6:33 AM on May 26, 2016


Dead Man's Party of Five
posted by Existential Dread at 6:51 AM on May 26, 2016


Point Breaking Point
posted by Existential Dread at 6:55 AM on May 26, 2016 [3 favorites]


Y Tu Mamá from the Train
posted by lefty lucky cat at 7:12 AM on May 26, 2016 [6 favorites]


Johnny B. Mnemonic
posted by Existential Dread at 7:28 AM on May 26, 2016 [4 favorites]


The Bad News Bears Sleep Well
posted by lefty lucky cat at 7:44 AM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


The King & I Am Trying to Break Your Heart
posted by kyleg at 7:50 AM on May 26, 2016


Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Riki-Oh
posted by Existential Dread at 8:25 AM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Jurashomonji
posted by lefty lucky cat at 8:27 AM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


what the hell people
posted by Drexen at 8:37 AM on May 26, 2016


You're a Good Timecop, Charlie Brown
posted by lefty lucky cat at 8:44 AM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


Riki-Oh Cristina Barcelona
posted by Existential Dread at 8:45 AM on May 26, 2016


How To Train Your Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
posted by Timmoy Daen at 8:48 AM on May 26, 2016 [7 favorites]


Onibabadook
posted by Timmoy Daen at 8:50 AM on May 26, 2016


In the Still of the Right Stuff
posted by cortex at 8:51 AM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Red Dawn of the Dead
posted by Timmoy Daen at 8:53 AM on May 26, 2016


Just Another Day of the Dead
posted by Existential Dread at 8:55 AM on May 26, 2016


Judgement at Norbitberg
posted by lefty lucky cat at 8:56 AM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Passion of the Pisschrist
posted by Existential Dread at 8:57 AM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


That one's a mixed-media installation
posted by Existential Dread at 8:58 AM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


Batman v Superman: Dawn of the Dead

That's the Zach Snyder remake of Dawn of the Dead, of course.
posted by Timmoy Daen at 9:02 AM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Judgement Night of the Living Dead
posted by Timmoy Daen at 9:03 AM on May 26, 2016


Withnail & I Am Weasel
posted by sapagan at 9:04 AM on May 26, 2016


Nothing Compares Teenwolf Too You
posted by cortex at 9:04 AM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


Dark Soul Train
posted by prize bull octorok at 9:04 AM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Warhammer 40K-PAX
posted by cortex at 9:06 AM on May 26, 2016 [3 favorites]


Teenage Mutant 3 Ninjas Turtles
posted by Timmoy Daen at 9:09 AM on May 26, 2016


Charlie Wilson's Warhammer 40k
posted by Existential Dread at 9:11 AM on May 26, 2016


The Monster Squad Couple
posted by cortex at 9:11 AM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Hereafter
posted by lefty lucky cat at 9:14 AM on May 26, 2016


Dr. Feelgood Will Hunting
posted by Timmoy Daen at 9:18 AM on May 26, 2016


Dumb and Dumber To the Wonder
posted by sapagan at 9:18 AM on May 26, 2016


Death Becomes Herbert West, Re-Animator
posted by Existential Dread at 9:19 AM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Honeymoonlighting
posted by cortex at 9:20 AM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Classical Gaslighting
posted by Existential Dread at 9:20 AM on May 26, 2016


A Moon Shaped Deadpool
posted by sylvanshine at 9:21 AM on May 26, 2016


Total Recall of Cthulhu
posted by Timmoy Daen at 9:22 AM on May 26, 2016


Like Waterworld for Chocolateworld
posted by lefty lucky cat at 9:22 AM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Gamera of Thrones
posted by Timmoy Daen at 9:23 AM on May 26, 2016 [4 favorites]


Herbert West: Re-Animaniacs
posted by Existential Dread at 9:25 AM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


House on the Prairie
posted by sylvanshine at 9:27 AM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Waiting for Godot Arena
posted by prize bull octorok at 9:27 AM on May 26, 2016


Fat Herbert West and the Cosby Kids, Re-Animators
posted by lefty lucky cat at 9:27 AM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Brigadune
posted by knuckle tattoos at 9:28 AM on May 26, 2016 [12 favorites]


Xanadu the Right Thing
posted by Timmoy Daen at 9:52 AM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


Maury Povvitch
posted by cortex at 9:55 AM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


It's Always The Empire of the Sun in Philadelphia
posted by cortex at 9:55 AM on May 26, 2016


Ghidorah the Explorer
posted by Existential Dread at 10:04 AM on May 26, 2016 [3 favorites]


From Russia With Love Boat
posted by sylvanshine at 10:12 AM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


Fleetwood Mac & Me
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:16 AM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Everybody Loves Ray Romano's Macaroni Grill
posted by Existential Dread at 10:19 AM on May 26, 2016 [3 favorites]


Fleetwood Mac and Mutley
posted by prize bull octorok at 10:21 AM on May 26, 2016


Oliver Twister
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:21 AM on May 26, 2016


Sherlock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:28 AM on May 26, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Lawnmower Man Who Fell To Earth
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:31 AM on May 26, 2016


Ocean's Ele7en
posted by cortex at 10:36 AM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


Beauty and The Beastmaster
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:51 AM on May 26, 2016


Escape from New York To VVitch Mountain
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:56 AM on May 26, 2016 [4 favorites]


Simon & Simon & Garfunkel
posted by sylvanshine at 11:02 AM on May 26, 2016 [5 favorites]


My Bloody Blue Valentine
posted by Timmoy Daen at 11:05 AM on May 26, 2016


Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenfurter
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:23 AM on May 26, 2016


You're a Good Man, Charlotte Bronte
posted by cortex at 11:43 AM on May 26, 2016 [6 favorites]


Goodnight, Moonraker
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:53 AM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


James and the Giant C.H.U.D.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:54 AM on May 26, 2016 [3 favorites]


The 5000 Feathers of Mr. T
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:56 AM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
posted by cortex at 11:57 AM on May 26, 2016 [10 favorites]


One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Velvet
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:57 AM on May 26, 2016 [12 favorites]


Blueberries for Salò
posted by prize bull octorok at 12:00 PM on May 26, 2016


RuPaul's Drag Me to Hell
posted by DirtyOldTown at 12:06 PM on May 26, 2016 [6 favorites]


Old Yeller Submarine
posted by DirtyOldTown at 12:08 PM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


My Own Private Benjamin
posted by DirtyOldTown at 12:12 PM on May 26, 2016 [3 favorites]


We Bought a Zoolander
posted by DirtyOldTown at 12:13 PM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


Fast, Cheap, and Out of Africa
posted by DirtyOldTown at 12:16 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


what's eating gilbert & sullivan's the pirates of penzance
posted by poffin boffin at 12:16 PM on May 26, 2016


The Naked Lunch Back at Notre Dame
posted by sapagan at 12:25 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Wet Hot American History X
posted by cortex at 12:27 PM on May 26, 2016 [8 favorites]


Debbie Does Dallas Buyers Club
posted by Timmoy Daen at 12:35 PM on May 26, 2016 [3 favorites]


Are You There God It's Mac and Me, Margaret
posted by yellowbinder at 12:35 PM on May 26, 2016 [4 favorites]


For a Fistful of Delores Claiborne
posted by cortex at 12:40 PM on May 26, 2016 [5 favorites]


My Darling ClemenTimeCop
posted by DirtyOldTown at 12:44 PM on May 26, 2016


Annie Hall and Oates
posted by Mchelly at 12:50 PM on May 26, 2016


It's the Great Pumpkin, Foxy Brown
posted by DirtyOldTown at 12:52 PM on May 26, 2016 [4 favorites]


Don't Trust the B in The Number 23
posted by prize bull octorok at 12:52 PM on May 26, 2016


Sense & Serendipity
posted by knuckle tattoos at 12:55 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Don't Tell Mr. Mom the Babysitter's Dead
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:06 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


How Stanley Got His Groove Back
posted by rhizome at 1:12 PM on May 26, 2016


I Know What You Scooby Did Last Summer
posted by lefty lucky cat at 1:15 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Existential Dread, I only now noticed that yesterday morning you posted "The Lost Oldboys" in this thread, and without checking I posted the very same thing this morning. In these highly divisive times, forgiveness and understanding can be difficult to come by, but I hope that you can one day -- not today, not tomorrow, but someday -- find it in your deepest heart of hearts to forgive me for this gravest of errors.
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:21 PM on May 26, 2016 [6 favorites]


Warhammer 40 000 Year Old Virgin
posted by sapagan at 1:21 PM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


To Numberwang Foo
posted by cortex at 1:21 PM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


The New Scooby and Scrappy-Doom that Came to Sarnath Show
posted by prize bull octorok at 1:22 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Conan O'Brien Can't Stop or My Mom Will Shoot
posted by DirtyOldTown at 1:35 PM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


Sherlock Holmes and the Hound of the Basketball Diaries
posted by DirtyOldTown at 1:37 PM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Wizard of Zardoz
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:39 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Oh wait, I completely forgot that's in the damn movie and where the name comes from. Fuck me.
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:41 PM on May 26, 2016 [5 favorites]


Return of the Living Dead to Oz
posted by DirtyOldTown at 1:46 PM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


Zardoldboz
posted by Artw at 1:49 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Alien Antz Farm
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:52 PM on May 26, 2016


How Highlander
posted by prize bull octorok at 1:52 PM on May 26, 2016


Highlander Fidelity
posted by cortex at 1:53 PM on May 26, 2016


The Highlander Befoldboy Timecop
posted by cortex at 1:53 PM on May 26, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Right Eyes Wide Stuff
posted by prize bull octorok at 1:54 PM on May 26, 2016


Jane Eyre Bud
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:55 PM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


Inspector SpaceTimeCop
posted by DirtyOldTown at 1:56 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


RuPaul's Dragnet
posted by Existential Dread at 1:57 PM on May 26, 2016 [5 favorites]


Herbie Does Dallas
posted by Existential Dread at 1:57 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Last RuPaul's Dragon
posted by DirtyOldTown at 1:58 PM on May 26, 2016


Everything That Rises Must Con-Air
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:01 PM on May 26, 2016


Crikey, note to self: must finally watch The Right Stuff, Timecop, and Oldboy to fully savor this thread. I'm sure it'll compound the synchronicity.
posted by colex at 2:03 PM on May 26, 2016 [4 favorites]


How to F.I.S.T. a Guy in 10 Days
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:03 PM on May 26, 2016 [3 favorites]


Crocodile Dundeep Impact
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:04 PM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


Borat: Cultural Learnings of Narnia for Make Benefit Glorious Wardrobe of Lion
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:05 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Elvis and Nixon: Up in Smoke
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:10 PM on May 26, 2016


Kill Bill Nye the Science Guy, vols 1 & 2
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:10 PM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


Austin Powers: The Spy Who Framed Roger Rabbit
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:10 PM on May 26, 2016 [3 favorites]


You Can't Do That on TerrorVision
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:12 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Boratatouille
posted by cortex at 2:12 PM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


Bill and Ted's Poseidon Adventure
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:12 PM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


Ladyhudsonhawke
posted by cortex at 2:13 PM on May 26, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Great Muppet Cape Fear
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:14 PM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


Warhammer P90X
posted by colex at 2:14 PM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


Frozen/Nixon
posted by rhizome at 2:14 PM on May 26, 2016 [8 favorites]


Sleepaway Space Camp
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:15 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


I Never Promised You a Rose Garden of Good and Evil
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:16 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Third Man and a Baby
posted by colex at 2:17 PM on May 26, 2016 [9 favorites]


Look Who's Talking to Dinner?
Look Who's Talking of Virginia Woolf?


the goal is for these to be horrible, right?
posted by colex at 2:20 PM on May 26, 2016


Guess Who's Coming to Spit Upon Your Grave?
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:22 PM on May 26, 2016 [5 favorites]


Sky Captain and the World According to Garp
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:24 PM on May 26, 2016 [3 favorites]


Big Trouble in Little Chinatown
posted by colex at 2:25 PM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


Mad Mentos
posted by cortex at 2:27 PM on May 26, 2016


The Two Jakes and the Fatman
posted by colex at 2:28 PM on May 26, 2016


I Spit on Your Grave of the Fireflies
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:28 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Lock, Stock, and Two Smokeys and the Bandit
posted by cortex at 2:28 PM on May 26, 2016 [4 favorites]


the goal is for these to be horrible, right?
How dare you insult my craft.

Now where was I? Ah yes:
Strange Brewniversal Soldier
posted by knuckle tattoos at 2:30 PM on May 26, 2016 [5 favorites]


Logan's Cannonball Run
posted by colex at 2:30 PM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Killing Fields of Dreams
posted by colex at 2:32 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Sir Mix-A-Sandlot
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:36 PM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


To Wong FUBAR, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 2:39 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Above the Lawrence of Arabia

posted by colex at 2:40 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Muriel's Wedding Crashers
posted by colex at 2:41 PM on May 26, 2016


The Mouse and the Motorcycle Diaries
posted by lefty lucky cat at 2:45 PM on May 26, 2016


Hellraising Arizona
posted by colex at 2:46 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Swiss Family Robbin' Sin City
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:53 PM on May 26, 2016


The Fisher King Ralph
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:53 PM on May 26, 2016


Hobo with a Shogun
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:55 PM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


Romper Stomp! The Musical
posted by colex at 3:01 PM on May 26, 2016


Cabaretta
posted by colex at 3:03 PM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


Godspeed You! Black Emperor's New Groove
posted by Timmoy Daen at 3:05 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Puff the Magic Red Dragon
posted by Timmoy Daen at 3:07 PM on May 26, 2016


Sweet Sweetback's Sssss!
posted by colex at 3:07 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


HR PuffnRightStuff
posted by colex at 3:08 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Children of Men in Tights
posted by colex at 3:09 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Mulholland Drive Angry
posted by Timmoy Daen at 3:11 PM on May 26, 2016


Fantomas the Tank Engine
posted by colex at 3:11 PM on May 26, 2016 [4 favorites]


Prince of Tideland
posted by colex at 3:12 PM on May 26, 2016


Gallipolice Academy
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 3:14 PM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


Twelve Angry White Men Can't Jump
Kon Rikki Tikki Tavi
posted by Westringia F. at 3:18 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


For PBS members...
21 Sesame Street
Black Hawk Downton Abbey
Picnic at School House Rock
posted by Westringia F. at 3:19 PM on May 26, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Lair of the White Oleander
posted by prize bull octorok at 3:19 PM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


Drama nerd version...
Hard Day's Journey Into Night (or Long Day's Journey Into Knight Rider?)
Look Back Into The Future
My Little Equus
posted by Westringia F. at 3:20 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Alexander Nevskyfall
posted by prize bull octorok at 3:22 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Strictly BASEketballroom
posted by Timmoy Daen at 3:22 PM on May 26, 2016


The Bicycle Thief of Baghdad
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 3:24 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


On the Beach Blanket Bingo
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 3:28 PM on May 26, 2016 [3 favorites]


Well that one's gonna give me nightmares.
posted by Westringia F. at 3:32 PM on May 26, 2016


Gidget vs. Mothra
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 3:38 PM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


His Girl Friday the 13th
posted by Westringia F. at 3:56 PM on May 26, 2016 [4 favorites]


The Importance of Being There
posted by Greg_Ace at 3:57 PM on May 26, 2016 [5 favorites]


We Need to Talk About Krampus
posted by Artw at 3:59 PM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


Troll 2 Fast 2 Furious
posted by Existential Dread at 4:11 PM on May 26, 2016 [3 favorites]


Coolio Hand Luke
posted by Timmoy Daen at 4:17 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Looney Platoons
posted by Timmoy Daen at 4:24 PM on May 26, 2016 [4 favorites]


That movie was a clear Stripes ripoff...
posted by Greg_Ace at 4:29 PM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


Rocky V for Vendetta
posted by prize bull octorok at 4:39 PM on May 26, 2016 [6 favorites]


Well that one's gonna give me nightmares.


Yeah, Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello were pretty terrifying, weren't they.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 4:39 PM on May 26, 2016


Escape From New Jack City
posted by colex at 4:45 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope Floats
posted by prize bull octorok at 4:54 PM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


A Prairie Homega Manpanion
posted by colex at 5:06 PM on May 26, 2016 [4 favorites]


Soylent Green Mile
posted by colex at 5:08 PM on May 26, 2016


Dog Day Afternewsies
posted by knuckle tattoos at 5:30 PM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


Mickey Maus
posted by Timmoy Daen at 5:30 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Lost in Transformers
posted by prize bull octorok at 5:34 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Flowers in the Gattaca
posted by colex at 5:47 PM on May 26, 2016 [5 favorites]


The Curious Case of Ben Hur
posted by colex at 6:00 PM on May 26, 2016


Indiana Jones and the Temple Grandin
posted by prize bull octorok at 6:04 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Doctor Zhivargo
posted by knuckle tattoos at 6:09 PM on May 26, 2016


Ben-Herbie the Love Bug: A Tale of the Christ
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 6:15 PM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


Bram Stoker's Daria
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 6:40 PM on May 26, 2016 [3 favorites]


Strangers with Candyman
posted by Timmoy Daen at 6:47 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Desperately Seeking Syriana
posted by colex at 6:48 PM on May 26, 2016


A Talking Catwoman!?!
posted by Timmoy Daen at 6:50 PM on May 26, 2016


Falling Downton Abbey
posted by colex at 6:59 PM on May 26, 2016


Jesus Christ Supercop
posted by knuckle tattoos at 6:59 PM on May 26, 2016 [4 favorites]


Puss in das Boot
posted by cortex at 7:00 PM on May 26, 2016


Suddenly Superman
posted by Existential Dread at 7:01 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Joe Dirt and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
posted by colex at 7:01 PM on May 26, 2016


A Murphy Brown Christmas
posted by Existential Dread at 7:02 PM on May 26, 2016


The Phantom of the Oprah
posted by cortex at 7:03 PM on May 26, 2016 [6 favorites]


Uncle Buckaroo Banzai
or
Buckaroo Banzai in the Fifth Element
posted by colex at 7:09 PM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


Dune, Where's My Car
posted by cortex at 7:11 PM on May 26, 2016 [10 favorites]


Krull Models
posted by Timmoy Daen at 7:15 PM on May 26, 2016


High FiDelta Force
posted by Existential Dread at 7:16 PM on May 26, 2016 [2 favorites]


Bring It Ong-bak
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 7:16 PM on May 26, 2016


Delta Forrest Gump
posted by Existential Dread at 7:17 PM on May 26, 2016


The Crimson Riverdance
posted by Existential Dread at 7:32 PM on May 26, 2016


Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragnet
posted by Existential Dread at 7:50 PM on May 26, 2016 [4 favorites]


One and Two Thr3e I am Number Four Five The Ridiculous Six Se7en 8½ Nine 10
posted by Artw at 7:52 PM on May 26, 2016


Kate & Leopoldboy
posted by knuckle tattoos at 9:01 PM on May 26, 2016 [3 favorites]


Dante's Crimson Peak
posted by cortex at 9:10 PM on May 26, 2016


Goodburger Hill
posted by Existential Dread at 9:18 PM on May 26, 2016 [1 favorite]


Stuart Little Nicky
posted by Existential Dread at 9:20 PM on May 26, 2016


Cyberbully Durham
posted by prize bull octorok at 9:23 PM on May 26, 2016


soooo many movies...
posted by Greg_Ace at 9:33 PM on May 26, 2016


Tinker Tailor Soldier the Spawning
posted by Existential Dread at 6:57 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Mamma Mia! Dearest
posted by cortex at 7:44 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Paint Your Wagonball Z
posted by knuckle tattoos at 8:31 AM on May 27, 2016 [5 favorites]


Oh Captain! Sky Captain!
posted by Existential Dread at 8:34 AM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


Reality Cenobites
posted by Existential Dread at 8:55 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Spawn Who Loved Me
posted by Existential Dread at 9:01 AM on May 27, 2016


The Quick and the Ghost Dad
posted by cortex at 9:01 AM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


Free Willard
posted by knuckle tattoos at 9:07 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Like Open Water for Chocolat
posted by Existential Dread at 9:11 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Ali G Indahouse of Flying Daggers
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:14 AM on May 27, 2016


The Cannonball Run Lola Run
posted by ZeusHumms at 9:14 AM on May 27, 2016


Yo Gabba Gamera!
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:14 AM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


Band of Blues Brothers Grimm
posted by ZeusHumms at 9:15 AM on May 27, 2016


Extremely Loud and Incredibly Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:17 AM on May 27, 2016 [6 favorites]


Cloudy with a Chance of Melancholia
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:18 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


J.-Lolita
posted by sylvanshine at 9:19 AM on May 27, 2016


Cloudy with a Chance of Meatlejuice
posted by knuckle tattoos at 9:20 AM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


Basket Casablanca
posted by Existential Dread at 9:21 AM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


Raiders of the Lost Army of Darkness
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:22 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Diary of a Wimpy Kickboxer
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:28 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


You Got Survivor
posted by Existential Dread at 9:28 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Raise the Green Lantern
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:29 AM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


Judge Existential Dread
tee hee
posted by sylvanshine at 9:29 AM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


Kickboxing Helena
posted by Existential Dread at 9:29 AM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


Nothing But Tribbles
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:32 AM on May 27, 2016


Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, and Bloodsucking Freaks
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:37 AM on May 27, 2016


Beastmaster of the Southern Wild
posted by Existential Dread at 9:41 AM on May 27, 2016


This thread is everything. I'm buying property here and I'm going to build a home, right around the 1600 comment range. Nothing too fancy, just three bedrooms, two baths. Maybe a yard out back for my dogs, OldBoy and The Right Stuff.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:41 AM on May 27, 2016 [11 favorites]


Cloudy with a Chance of Midnight Meat Train
posted by Existential Dread at 9:43 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Midnight Meat Train the Fockers
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:44 AM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Teletubbies
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:46 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight Rider
posted by Existential Dread at 9:47 AM on May 27, 2016


Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Mechagodzilla* (*But Were Afraid to Destroy All Monsters)
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:50 AM on May 27, 2016


The Dangerous Lives of Altered Beast
posted by Existential Dread at 9:52 AM on May 27, 2016


In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale: Fievel Goes West
posted by prize bull octorok at 9:54 AM on May 27, 2016


Inside Monkey Xanadu
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:55 AM on May 27, 2016


Throw Machete from the Train
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:56 AM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


Justin Bieber: Masculine/Feminine
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:58 AM on May 27, 2016


The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lawnmower Man
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:02 AM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


Fievel Easy Pieces
posted by cortex at 10:07 AM on May 27, 2016


The Bloodborne Identity
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:11 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Subspecies-y Pieces
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:11 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


JFK-9
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:12 AM on May 27, 2016


Five Easy Species
posted by Existential Dread at 10:12 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Tina Turner & Hooch
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:12 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Leonard Part Sixteen Candles
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:13 AM on May 27, 2016


Sixteen Candles Cove
posted by prize bull octorok at 10:14 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


holy shit
posted by prize bull octorok at 10:14 AM on May 27, 2016


Any Which Way But Love, Actually

also works as a statement of romcom preferences
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:15 AM on May 27, 2016


Howard's End the Duck
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:15 AM on May 27, 2016


1500 comments!
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:16 AM on May 27, 2016


Man of La Mothra
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:17 AM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


12 Angry Monkeys
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:18 AM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


Marley & Megalon
posted by prize bull octorok at 10:18 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Justin Bieber: Masculine/Feminine

Justin/Justina
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:19 AM on May 27, 2016


Man on Firestarter
posted by Existential Dread at 10:19 AM on May 27, 2016


That Darn Candyman!
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:19 AM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


Homeward Bound, but the Bound is like the Wachowskis' Bound
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:19 AM on May 27, 2016


The Red Shoe Princess Diaries
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:20 AM on May 27, 2016


The Muppet Treasure Island of Doctor Moreau
posted by metaBugs at 10:20 AM on May 27, 2016


10 Things I Hate About The Human Centipede
posted by metaBugs at 10:21 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


On Golden Lethal Weapond
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:21 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Best Exotic Marigold Hostel
posted by metaBugs at 10:22 AM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


Plan 9 from Out of Africa
posted by prize bull octorok at 10:23 AM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


Harry Potter and the Chamber of Serpico
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:23 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Harry Potter and the Deadly House on Sorority Row
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:24 AM on May 27, 2016


Mega Shark versus Giant Octopussy
posted by metaBugs at 10:25 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Dog Day After Earth
posted by prize bull octorok at 10:26 AM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


Into the Wild Hogs
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:27 AM on May 27, 2016


Clash of the Titanic
posted by Existential Dread at 10:27 AM on May 27, 2016


The Turner and Hooch Diaries
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:32 AM on May 27, 2016


Mechagodzilmore Girls
posted by prize bull octorok at 10:33 AM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Shaggy Dogme 95
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:34 AM on May 27, 2016


Pray for the Wyld Stallyns
posted by prize bull octorok at 10:35 AM on May 27, 2016


Beastmasters of the Southern Wild
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:36 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


The V for Vendetta Monologues
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:37 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Beasts of TV Nation
posted by prize bull octorok at 10:38 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Girl, You Know It's True Detective
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:39 AM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


UHF, Me and Dupree
posted by prize bull octorok at 10:40 AM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


Cheech & Chong & Rick Astley: Never Gonna Give You Up in Smoke
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:41 AM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


He's Just Not That into Yor: The Hunter from the Future
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:43 AM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


Yor a Good Hunter from the Future, Charlie Brown
posted by prize bull octorok at 10:45 AM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


How to Train Yor Hunter from the Future
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:46 AM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


Home Alone 2: Lost in New Yor, the Hunter from the Future
posted by prize bull octorok at 10:48 AM on May 27, 2016


How to Train Your Dragon Tattoo
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:51 AM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


Yor, the Hunter from the Future, Has Got Mail
posted by cortex at 10:51 AM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


Back to Yor, the Hunter from the Future
posted by cortex at 10:52 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


How I Met Yor, the Hunter from the Future
posted by prize bull octorok at 10:53 AM on May 27, 2016 [4 favorites]


Good Will Yor, the Hunter
posted by cortex at 10:54 AM on May 27, 2016 [4 favorites]


Eeyore: The Hunter from the Future's Gloomy Day
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:54 AM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


Yor, the Hunter from the Future, Mine & Ours
posted by prize bull octorok at 10:55 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


10 Things I Hate About Yor, the Hunter from the Future
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:56 AM on May 27, 2016 [5 favorites]


For Yor, the Hunter from the Future's Eyes Only
posted by prize bull octorok at 10:57 AM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


For a Few Dollars Yor, the Hunter from the Future
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:58 AM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


Annie, Get Yor, the Hunter from the Future
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:58 AM on May 27, 2016 [6 favorites]


Tinker Tailyor, the Hunter from the Future Soldier Spy
posted by Timmoy Daen at 11:00 AM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


Hustle and Flowers for Algernon
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:01 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Hustle and Flowers in the Attic
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:02 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Fresh Artist Formerly Known As Prince of Bel-Air
posted by Timmoy Daen at 11:03 AM on May 27, 2016


The Fresh Prince of Con-Air
posted by Existential Dread at 11:04 AM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


Men in Black Things I Hate about You
posted by lefty lucky cat at 11:05 AM on May 27, 2016


The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Herbie, the Love Bug
posted by Existential Dread at 11:06 AM on May 27, 2016


The Lives of The Others
posted by Existential Dread at 11:06 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Herbie the Andromeda Strain
posted by lefty lucky cat at 11:06 AM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Once and Future Hunter
posted by cortex at 11:07 AM on May 27, 2016


I Spit On Yor, The Hunter From The Future
posted by Existential Dread at 11:07 AM on May 27, 2016 [4 favorites]


guys i can't stop giggling at my desk

how does this thread keep getting better
posted by Existential Dread at 11:08 AM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


Eat, Pray, They Live
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:08 AM on May 27, 2016 [8 favorites]


Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Yor, the Hunter from the Future in the Hood
posted by prize bull octorok at 11:10 AM on May 27, 2016 [4 favorites]


The Joy Luck Fight Club
posted by Timmoy Daen at 11:12 AM on May 27, 2016 [5 favorites]


Yor, The Hunter From The Future Next
posted by Existential Dread at 11:12 AM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Heart is a Lonely Hunter from the Future
posted by prize bull octorok at 11:14 AM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


Balls of Fury Road
posted by Existential Dread at 11:17 AM on May 27, 2016


South Pacific Rim
posted by Timmoy Daen at 11:19 AM on May 27, 2016


Tropic Thunderball
posted by Existential Dread at 11:20 AM on May 27, 2016


Rock n Roll High School of Rock
posted by Timmoy Daen at 11:21 AM on May 27, 2016 [4 favorites]


The Chronicles of Riddick Van Patten
posted by Timmoy Daen at 11:23 AM on May 27, 2016


Das Booty Call
posted by Existential Dread at 11:24 AM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Parent Deathtrap
posted by Timmoy Daen at 11:26 AM on May 27, 2016


Best in Showgirls
posted by Timmoy Daen at 11:27 AM on May 27, 2016


Yor Got Served
posted by cortex at 11:28 AM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


Bridget Jones' Terabithia
posted by lefty lucky cat at 11:31 AM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


The 40-Year-Old VirGingerclown
posted by Existential Dread at 11:31 AM on May 27, 2016


Yor: The Hunter from the Future Can't Hurry Herbie, the Love Bug
posted by lefty lucky cat at 11:33 AM on May 27, 2016


The Day the Clown Stood Still
posted by Existential Dread at 11:33 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Futuramarcord
posted by prize bull octorok at 11:37 AM on May 27, 2016


Doctor Who, Medicine Woman
posted by Timmoy Daen at 11:37 AM on May 27, 2016 [4 favorites]


Dr. Giggles, Medicine Woman
posted by Existential Dread at 11:39 AM on May 27, 2016 [5 favorites]


The Marmadukes of Hazzard
posted by Timmoy Daen at 11:39 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Peggy Sue Got Served
posted by lefty lucky cat at 11:40 AM on May 27, 2016 [4 favorites]


Dr. Quinncy, M.E.dicine Woman
posted by knuckle tattoos at 11:41 AM on May 27, 2016


Star Wars Episode I: The Phantasm Menace
posted by Timmoy Daen at 11:41 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Masque of the Red Deathrace 2000
posted by Existential Dread at 11:41 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


That Thing Yor, The Hunter From The Future, Do
posted by Existential Dread at 11:42 AM on May 27, 2016 [4 favorites]


The Shawshank Reloaded
posted by Existential Dread at 11:44 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Yora, the Explorer from the Future
posted by prize bull octorok at 11:46 AM on May 27, 2016 [5 favorites]


He's Just Not That Interstellar
posted by sylvanshine at 11:47 AM on May 27, 2016 [7 favorites]


He's Just Not That Into the Mountains of Madness
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:48 AM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


Yorca, The Killer Whale from the Future
posted by colex at 11:55 AM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


I'm Gonna Git Yor, the Sucka from the Future
posted by prize bull octorok at 11:57 AM on May 27, 2016 [4 favorites]


He's Just Not That Into the Wild Wild West
posted by knuckle tattoos at 11:58 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


My Gunga Dinner With Andre
posted by Existential Dread at 11:59 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Free Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
posted by DirtyOldTown at 12:05 PM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Ayer: The Hunter from the Day Before
posted by lefty lucky cat at 12:05 PM on May 27, 2016


All My Children of the President's Men
posted by knuckle tattoos at 12:11 PM on May 27, 2016


The Day After All Tomorrow's Parties
posted by DirtyOldTown at 12:15 PM on May 27, 2016


Up Close and Personal Encounters of the Third Kind
posted by sylvanshine at 12:20 PM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Muppets Wizard of Gore
posted by DirtyOldTown at 12:21 PM on May 27, 2016


Ghosts Can't Muppet
posted by lefty lucky cat at 12:22 PM on May 27, 2016


Woody "Hellion" Allen's It Is Fine! Everything Is Fine. Everyone Says I Love You.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 12:22 PM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Exit Through the Gift Shop of Horrors
posted by DirtyOldTown at 12:23 PM on May 27, 2016


The Best Little Yor, the House from the Future in Texas
posted by prize bull octorok at 12:26 PM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


Foster the People's Court
posted by cortex at 12:26 PM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


Meghan Trainyor, "Dear Future Hunter"
posted by prize bull octorok at 12:28 PM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Ali: Fear Eats the Solarbabies
posted by DirtyOldTown at 12:30 PM on May 27, 2016


Solarisky Business
posted by cortex at 12:33 PM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


World's Greatest Ghost Dad
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:07 PM on May 27, 2016


One Hour Phototoro
posted by cortex at 1:09 PM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


Hot Tub The Time Machine by HG Wells
posted by colex at 1:12 PM on May 27, 2016


Fire in the Sky: The Buddy Holly Story
posted by DirtyOldTown at 1:15 PM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


Sweet Valley of the Dolls High
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:27 PM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


Twins Peaks
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:27 PM on May 27, 2016


Children of a Lesser Gom Jabbar
posted by Existential Dread at 1:28 PM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Twin Speak, Memory
posted by prize bull octorok at 1:29 PM on May 27, 2016


Ice Pirates of the Caribbean
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:29 PM on May 27, 2016


Hot Tub Time Machete
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:30 PM on May 27, 2016 [7 favorites]


Every Which Way But Spoorloos
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:32 PM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Yojimbojack Horseman
posted by cortex at 1:40 PM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


Rashomonsters, Inc
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:43 PM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Attack on Titanic
posted by Existential Dread at 1:47 PM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


Home Alone 3: Shut Up, Little Man!
posted by DirtyOldTown at 1:48 PM on May 27, 2016


The Godfather Part III, Robot
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:49 PM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Birth of a Final Destination
posted by Existential Dread at 1:50 PM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


Indecentennial Proposal Man
posted by cortex at 1:52 PM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Station Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
posted by Existential Dread at 1:52 PM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Benny & Henry & June
posted by lefty lucky cat at 1:52 PM on May 27, 2016


LMFAO Brother, Where Art Thou?
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:52 PM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


Paris, Texas Chainsaw Massacre
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:54 PM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Ridiculous Six Million Dollar Man
posted by Existential Dread at 1:54 PM on May 27, 2016


The Land Before Sunrise
posted by cortex at 1:56 PM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Rosemary's Muppet Babies
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:58 PM on May 27, 2016 [5 favorites]


United 93 Ninjas Kick Back
posted by DirtyOldTown at 1:58 PM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Chronicles of Riddickulous Six Days Seven Nights at Freddy Got Fingered
posted by prize bull octorok at 1:59 PM on May 27, 2016


Oh Heavenly Dog Is Real
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:01 PM on May 27, 2016


Terminator Awesome Show, Great Job!
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:02 PM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


Terminatyor, the Hunter from the Future I guess he is, huh
posted by prize bull octorok at 2:04 PM on May 27, 2016 [4 favorites]


The Silent Spring Break of Rachel Carson
posted by lefty lucky cat at 2:04 PM on May 27, 2016


Bloodsportrait of the Artist as a Young Man
posted by cortex at 2:05 PM on May 27, 2016 [4 favorites]


Spies Like Prometheus
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:05 PM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


John Bosom Buddies at the End
posted by cortex at 2:06 PM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Portrait of the Artist As an Oldboy
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:06 PM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


Mickey Mouse Clubhouse of Sand and Fog
posted by prize bull octorok at 2:07 PM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Snakes on Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:07 PM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


Sanjuroldboy
posted by cortex at 2:08 PM on May 27, 2016


Gorillas in the Mister Bean
posted by colex at 2:08 PM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


Birdman, Yor, The Hunter From The Future
posted by Existential Dread at 2:09 PM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


Stop, Yor, My Mom Will Shoot
posted by cortex at 2:10 PM on May 27, 2016 [4 favorites]


Yor, a Future Dollars More
posted by cortex at 2:11 PM on May 27, 2016 [5 favorites]


Slaughterhouse Party of 5
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:12 PM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Gangs of New Yor, The Hunter From The Future
posted by Existential Dread at 2:12 PM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Last Oldboy Scout
posted by colex at 2:13 PM on May 27, 2016


What to Expect When Yor, the Hunter from the Future is Expecting
posted by prize bull octorok at 2:14 PM on May 27, 2016 [6 favorites]


P.S. I Love Yor, The Hunter From The Future
posted by Existential Dread at 2:15 PM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


Unfaithfully Yor: The Hunter From the Future's
posted by lefty lucky cat at 2:15 PM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Things to Do in Denver When Yor, the Hunter from the Future is Dead
posted by prize bull octorok at 2:17 PM on May 27, 2016 [4 favorites]


This Is Where I Leave Yor, The Hunter From The Future
posted by Existential Dread at 2:18 PM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


Curb Yor, the Hunter from the Future's Enthusiasm
posted by prize bull octorok at 2:20 PM on May 27, 2016 [7 favorites]


Mad About Yor, the Hunter from the Future
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:20 PM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


Yor, the Duck Hunt from the Future
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:23 PM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


A Timecop to Kill
posted by Existential Dread at 2:23 PM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Lethal Weapon X
posted by colex at 2:24 PM on May 27, 2016


Yor, Deerhunter From The Future
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 2:25 PM on May 27, 2016 [5 favorites]


Jo Jo Dancer, Yor: The Hunter from the Future is Calling
posted by lefty lucky cat at 2:26 PM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Life of American Pie
posted by Existential Dread at 2:31 PM on May 27, 2016


Yor! MTV Raps from the Future
posted by prize bull octorok at 2:35 PM on May 27, 2016 [4 favorites]


Space Raptor Butt Invasion of the Body Snatchers
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:41 PM on May 27, 2016


Pounded in the Butt by Yor, The Hunter From The Future
posted by Existential Dread at 2:44 PM on May 27, 2016 [6 favorites]


The Decline of Sid Meier's Civilization
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:47 PM on May 27, 2016 [5 favorites]


Smashmouth Pumpkins
posted by Timmoy Daen at 2:49 PM on May 27, 2016


Boyoncé's Lemonold
posted by Artw at 2:51 PM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Amadeus Ex
posted by colex at 3:22 PM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


Fallout and Loathing in New Vegas
posted by Timmoy Daen at 3:24 PM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


Charles in Charge of the Light Brigade
posted by Timmoy Daen at 3:25 PM on May 27, 2016 [6 favorites]


Mr. Magyorium's Hunter From The Future Emporium
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 3:51 PM on May 27, 2016 [4 favorites]


Mobile Suit Gundam: Charo's Counterattack
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 3:52 PM on May 27, 2016


Warhamilton 40K
posted by knuckle tattoos at 3:56 PM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Babe: Pig in the Dark City
posted by Timmoy Daen at 4:00 PM on May 27, 2016


Catch Me If You Can-Can
posted by sylvanshine at 4:36 PM on May 27, 2016


Two Girls One Knight of Cups
drops mic
posted by sylvanshine at 4:41 PM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


Suddenly Slenderman
posted by Existential Dread at 4:42 PM on May 27, 2016 [7 favorites]


Desperately Seeking Ant-Man
posted by cortex at 4:59 PM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Santa Sangre Clause
posted by sylvanshine at 5:06 PM on May 27, 2016 [4 favorites]


Benji the Hunted from the Future
posted by prize bull octorok at 5:15 PM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


NYPD Blow
posted by Existential Dread at 6:39 PM on May 27, 2016


The Harder They Come to Frogtown
posted by DirtyOldTown at 6:44 PM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


I Come in Pete's Dragon
posted by DirtyOldTown at 6:46 PM on May 27, 2016 [4 favorites]


Blow is the Warmest Color
posted by Existential Dread at 6:51 PM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Enemy of the Station Agent
posted by Existential Dread at 6:55 PM on May 27, 2016


D.C. Cabaret
posted by rhizome at 7:02 PM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Swiss Family Batman & Robinson
posted by rhizome at 7:03 PM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


A Scanner Darko
Mobile Suit Gundam Wing Commander
Raiders of the Lost in Translation
13 Ghostwriters
The Real Ghostwriters
Call of Duty: Ghostwriter
Point Breaking Bad
The Rocky IV Picture Show
The Adventures of Rocky Horror Picture Show and Bullwinkle
My Little Pony: The End of Flutter Valley of the Dolls
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Mike XXL
Mother of The Princess Bride
Father of the Corpse Bride
Mother of the Bride of Chucky
Million Dollar Babylon 5
Million Dollar Baby-Sitters Club
Maid in The Manhattan Project
The Manchurian Candid Camera
Dawn of Ghost Dad
Ghost Dad Poets Society
Evil Ghost Dad II
Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Ghost Dad
Bojamiroquai Horseman
The Lost Skeleton of the Exquisite Cadaver

posted by limeonaire at 7:13 PM on May 27, 2016 [7 favorites]


30 Rock Picture Show
posted by limeonaire at 7:23 PM on May 27, 2016


The King and I, Robot
I Dream of Jeannie, Robot
I Do, I Do, I Do, Robot
Honey, I Atlas Shrugged the Kids
Splash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back
Star Wars: Episode V: Cortex Strikes Back

posted by limeonaire at 7:32 PM on May 27, 2016 [4 favorites]


The Wolf of Wall Street Sharks
Where the Street Sharks Have No Name
21 Jump Street Sharks
42nd Street Sharks
Step Up 2: The Street Sharks
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street Sharks
Street Shark Dreams
Ghosts of Fear Street Sharks

posted by limeonaire at 7:43 PM on May 27, 2016


I don't care if anyone else is doing this anymore, this is still making me laugh.
posted by limeonaire at 7:45 PM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


Left Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!
posted by limeonaire at 7:48 PM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


Sharknadon't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead
posted by colex at 7:49 PM on May 27, 2016 [4 favorites]


The Eagle vs. Shark has Landed
Eagle vs. Sharknado
Eagle vs. Left Shark
The Nightmare Before the Grinch Stole Christmas
National Lampoon’s Nightmare Before Christmas
The 40-Year-Old Virgin Suicides

posted by limeonaire at 8:00 PM on May 27, 2016


The Bling Ringu
posted by colex at 8:05 PM on May 27, 2016 [4 favorites]


The Truth About Cats and Dogville
posted by cortex at 8:05 PM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Darkwing Duck Commander
Samurai Pizza and the Pussycats
Must Love Reservoir Dogs

posted by limeonaire at 8:06 PM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Pleasantville Horror
Pleasantville II: The Possession
Pleasantville Death House
Pleasantville 3-D

posted by limeonaire at 8:07 PM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Elizabethtown: The Golden Age
Enemy of the Garden State
Altered Garden States
Heart of the Ghost and the Darkness
Ghost in the Shell: The Dark Knight Arises
Star Trek Into Darkwing Duck

posted by limeonaire at 8:16 PM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Ooo, there are more
posted by limeonaire at 8:28 PM on May 27, 2016


The 10
posted by rhizome at 10:45 PM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Warriyors, the Hunters from the Future
posted by Timmoy Daen at 6:12 AM on May 28, 2016 [2 favorites]


No Man's Skyrim
posted by Timmoy Daen at 6:14 AM on May 28, 2016


Salo, or 90210 Days of Sodom
posted by Timmoy Daen at 6:16 AM on May 28, 2016 [3 favorites]


Salo, or Happy Days of Sodom
posted by Timmoy Daen at 6:17 AM on May 28, 2016


Salo, or 120 Days of Sodom DeLuise
posted by Timmoy Daen at 6:19 AM on May 28, 2016


Mork and the Mindy Project
posted by colex at 7:17 AM on May 28, 2016 [7 favorites]


Salo, or the 120 Days of the Condor
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 8:20 AM on May 28, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Crow: City of Angels the Outfield
posted by Timmoy Daen at 8:40 AM on May 28, 2016


Les Amants du Pontypool
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 8:46 AM on May 28, 2016 [2 favorites]


It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (the Tom Hanks one)
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 8:47 AM on May 28, 2016 [4 favorites]


Irreversible Durham
posted by rhizome at 9:56 AM on May 28, 2016 [1 favorite]


Enter the Voldboy
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:04 AM on May 28, 2016 [1 favorite]


The 36th Chamber of Salo, or the 120 Days of Shaolin
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 10:20 AM on May 28, 2016 [2 favorites]


Absalom, Absalo! or the 120 Days of Faulkner
posted by colex at 12:55 PM on May 28, 2016


Point Breaking the Waves
posted by DirtyOldTown at 1:02 PM on May 28, 2016


Not my best submission, but I am drunk at the airport, so grade that shit on a curve, ok?
posted by DirtyOldTown at 1:03 PM on May 28, 2016 [4 favorites]


Fiddler on the Roots
posted by DirtyOldTown at 1:04 PM on May 28, 2016 [6 favorites]


Follow That Bird, except it's got Forrest Whitaker and it's about Charlie Parker and doing heroin. But still has Muppets.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 1:11 PM on May 28, 2016 [6 favorites]


A Mo' Better Tomorrow
posted by DirtyOldTown at 1:11 PM on May 28, 2016 [1 favorite]


Coal Miner's Daughters of the Dust
posted by DirtyOldTown at 1:13 PM on May 28, 2016 [1 favorite]


Brewster McCloudy with a Chance of M.A.S.H.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 1:17 PM on May 28, 2016


When a Man Loves A Human Centipede
posted by DirtyOldTown at 1:26 PM on May 28, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Greatest American Human Centipede
posted by DirtyOldTown at 1:37 PM on May 28, 2016 [1 favorite]


Doomins
posted by Artw at 1:42 PM on May 28, 2016


Mad Max: Fury Road to Perdition
posted by cortex at 12:11 AM on May 29, 2016 [1 favorite]


Gosford Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
posted by Timmoy Daen at 7:34 AM on May 29, 2016 [1 favorite]


Coneheads the Barbarians
posted by Timmoy Daen at 8:04 AM on May 29, 2016 [2 favorites]


So I Married an Axe Body Spray
posted by colex at 9:46 AM on May 29, 2016 [10 favorites]


Dr. Do Little Miss Sunshine
posted by sylvanshine at 2:25 PM on May 29, 2016


Finding Remo Williams
posted by sylvanshine at 2:27 PM on May 29, 2016


Updogs Go To Heaven
posted by Artw at 2:56 PM on May 29, 2016 [2 favorites]


Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson?
posted by cortex at 3:26 PM on May 29, 2016 [1 favorite]


Batman v Whitman: This Day Before Dawn I Ascended a Hill
posted by cortex at 3:28 PM on May 29, 2016


Regarding Henry David Thoreau
posted by cortex at 3:29 PM on May 29, 2016


Maya Angelou Who's Talking
posted by cortex at 3:30 PM on May 29, 2016 [5 favorites]


Dead Poes Society
posted by cortex at 3:31 PM on May 29, 2016


Dante Alighieri's Peak
posted by cortex at 3:34 PM on May 29, 2016


There's Something About Mary Shelley
posted by cortex at 3:34 PM on May 29, 2016 [3 favorites]


Zardoz Neale Hurston
posted by cortex at 3:35 PM on May 29, 2016


Robert Frost/Nixon
posted by cortex at 3:45 PM on May 29, 2016


William Carlito's Waylliams
posted by cortex at 3:45 PM on May 29, 2016 [1 favorite]


Frank Herbert the Love Bug
posted by cortex at 3:46 PM on May 29, 2016


The Jose Luis Borgias
posted by colex at 3:59 PM on May 29, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Three Jose Saramagos
posted by cortex at 4:13 PM on May 29, 2016


The Foundation Garment Trilogy
posted by ardgedee at 4:20 PM on May 29, 2016


Lord of the Ringu
posted by ardgedee at 4:21 PM on May 29, 2016


The League of Their Own Gentlemen
posted by ardgedee at 4:23 PM on May 29, 2016


Jonathan Lethem Right One In
posted by cortex at 4:25 PM on May 29, 2016 [1 favorite]


David Foster Wallace and Gromit
posted by sylvanshine at 4:30 PM on May 29, 2016 [4 favorites]


Kierkegaardians of the Galaxy
posted by cortex at 4:31 PM on May 29, 2016 [5 favorites]


The Seven Year Nietzche
posted by cortex at 4:32 PM on May 29, 2016 [3 favorites]


Solarishtar
posted by rhizome at 4:43 PM on May 29, 2016 [3 favorites]


What About Boba?
posted by cortex at 4:45 PM on May 29, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Last Seducksoup
posted by Mchelly at 5:29 PM on May 29, 2016 [5 favorites]


Paul Blart Mall Cop & 1/2
posted by rhizome at 9:25 PM on May 29, 2016 [1 favorite]


Immanuel Kant Hardly Wait
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:48 PM on May 29, 2016


John Locke, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:50 PM on May 29, 2016 [1 favorite]


* lock stock and batteries not included
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:51 PM on May 29, 2016 [4 favorites]


Martin Short Circuit
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:52 PM on May 29, 2016


Thomas Pynchon the Waterfront
posted by Timmoy Daen at 11:02 PM on May 29, 2016


The Left Heart of Darkness
posted by Timmoy Daen at 11:04 PM on May 29, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Deadpoolessed
posted by Artw at 11:04 PM on May 29, 2016 [2 favorites]


A Good Repo Man Is Hard To Find
posted by Timmoy Daen at 11:04 PM on May 29, 2016


Shusaku Endo's Silence of the Lambs
posted by Timmoy Daen at 11:15 PM on May 29, 2016


Saved by the Bell Jar
posted by Timmoy Daen at 11:25 PM on May 29, 2016 [2 favorites]


My Beautiful Lon Chaney Jr.
posted by rhizome at 2:08 AM on May 30, 2016


will.i.am Carlos Williams:

This is just to say
Hell yeah (hell yeah)
Say hell yeah (hell yeah)
And say hell yeah (hell yeah)
This is love, this is love, this is love

posted by taz at 3:42 AM on May 30, 2016 [5 favorites]


Thread over, taz wins
posted by Existential Dread at 7:29 AM on May 30, 2016


Real Women Have Big Ass Spiders
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:13 AM on May 30, 2016


Lars and the Real Women Who Have Curves
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:18 AM on May 30, 2016


Lars and the Real Ghoulies
posted by Existential Dread at 9:07 AM on May 30, 2016 [1 favorite]


1776: The Year of Living Dangerously
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:24 AM on May 30, 2016


Empire of the Sunn0))))))
posted by Existential Dread at 10:13 AM on May 30, 2016 [5 favorites]


The Winding Refns
posted by Artw at 10:16 AM on May 30, 2016 [1 favorite]


Touched by an Angel Of Death
posted by Existential Dread at 10:18 AM on May 30, 2016 [1 favorite]


Copacabannibal Corpse
posted by Existential Dread at 10:28 AM on May 30, 2016 [1 favorite]


Nine Inch Nail and I
posted by Artw at 10:31 AM on May 30, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Meat Beat Generation
posted by Artw at 10:33 AM on May 30, 2016


A Few Dollars Morbid Angel
posted by Existential Dread at 10:33 AM on May 30, 2016 [2 favorites]


Dude where's my Carcass
posted by Existential Dread at 10:35 AM on May 30, 2016 [4 favorites]


Christian Death Becomes Her
posted by colex at 10:46 AM on May 30, 2016 [3 favorites]


Memento Maury
posted by cortex at 10:55 AM on May 30, 2016 [2 favorites]


10 Things I Hate About Youthanasia
posted by Existential Dread at 11:02 AM on May 30, 2016 [1 favorite]


Totally Fucked Up but the Up is the cartoon one.
posted by rhizome at 11:11 AM on May 30, 2016 [1 favorite]


Dead Calm Me Maybe
posted by Existential Dread at 11:19 AM on May 30, 2016 [1 favorite]


God's Not Dead and No One Cares
posted by Artw at 11:44 AM on May 30, 2016 [2 favorites]


My whole existence is flawed
You
Get
Me closer to Godzilla
posted by Existential Dread at 11:49 AM on May 30, 2016 [3 favorites]


I Want to Flubber like an Animal
posted by Artw at 11:54 AM on May 30, 2016 [3 favorites]


Conan the Employee of the Month
posted by Existential Dread at 12:02 PM on May 30, 2016


Face/Offs of Death
posted by cortex at 12:06 PM on May 30, 2016 [1 favorite]


And the Bride Wore White Zombie
posted by Existential Dread at 12:30 PM on May 30, 2016 [1 favorite]


Cattle Decapitation on a Hot Tin Roof
posted by Timmoy Daen at 12:32 PM on May 30, 2016 [1 favorite]


Deicider House Rules
posted by Timmoy Daen at 12:32 PM on May 30, 2016 [2 favorites]


Dances with Wolves in the Throne Room
posted by Timmoy Daen at 12:33 PM on May 30, 2016 [2 favorites]


Burzum Like It Hot
posted by Timmoy Daen at 12:39 PM on May 30, 2016 [1 favorite]


What Dreams Mayhem Come
posted by Timmoy Daen at 12:41 PM on May 30, 2016 [1 favorite]


Deafheavenly Creatures
posted by Timmoy Daen at 12:45 PM on May 30, 2016


Rain Man of of La Mancha
What About Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice
Runaway Bride of Frankenstein
How Green Was My Valley of the Dolls
The Hateful Eight Men Out
Regarding Henry V (The king of England takes an arrow to the head and buys a puppy)
posted by tzikeh at 1:41 PM on May 30, 2016 [1 favorite]


One of mine made the sidebar! Woo!
posted by Greg_Ace at 2:28 PM on May 30, 2016 [3 favorites]


(It was hard to choose and I regret leaving anybody's off - there are too many good ones in this thread!)
posted by LobsterMitten at 2:56 PM on May 30, 2016 [1 favorite]


/Looks at sidebar, fistpumps
posted by Existential Dread at 3:53 PM on May 30, 2016 [2 favorites]


I lobbied for including all 1800 comments in the sidebar but someone thought that'd be "somewhat excessive" or whatever.

Donny Darkostar
posted by cortex at 4:37 PM on May 30, 2016 [4 favorites]


Funny or Die Hard

Get Shorty Circuit

Bringing Up Baby Geniuses (shudder)

The Madness of Curious George

Furious 7 Samurai

posted by GhostintheMachine at 5:20 PM on May 30, 2016 [1 favorite]


I don't know how MetaFilter works, what's the sidebar?

MetaFilter sings "Hey Man, Nice Shot"
posted by Timmoy Daen at 5:21 PM on May 30, 2016


Twelve Angry Birds
posted by ardgedee at 5:31 PM on May 30, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Gods Must Be Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
posted by ardgedee at 5:33 PM on May 30, 2016 [2 favorites]


Enjoy the Silence of the Lambs
posted by Existential Dread at 5:40 PM on May 30, 2016 [5 favorites]


Eraserhead, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger
posted by ennui.bz at 6:15 PM on May 30, 2016 [1 favorite]


Born Free Willy
posted by Mchelly at 6:32 PM on May 30, 2016


The Last Action Heroshima Mon Amour
posted by Mchelly at 6:40 PM on May 30, 2016 [1 favorite]


Triumph of the Deal
posted by ennui.bz at 6:45 PM on May 30, 2016 [1 favorite]


Raging Crucible
posted by rhizome at 6:58 PM on May 30, 2016


Hungry Like the Wolf of Wall Street
posted by Existential Dread at 7:13 PM on May 30, 2016


Sleepaway Jesus Camp
posted by Existential Dread at 7:19 PM on May 30, 2016 [3 favorites]


High Planes, Trains, and Automobiles Drifter
posted by rodlymight at 7:53 PM on May 30, 2016 [1 favorite]


Sister ActRaiser
posted by prize bull octorok at 7:56 PM on May 30, 2016 [1 favorite]


A Fistful of Dolemite (AKA Duck, you Sucka!)
posted by rodlymight at 7:56 PM on May 30, 2016 [2 favorites]


Black Snake Mona Lisa
posted by prize bull octorok at 8:00 PM on May 30, 2016 [2 favorites]


Ishtarzan
posted by Mchelly at 8:09 PM on May 30, 2016


[IshtarXanadu About Nothing]
posted by Mchelly at 8:10 PM on May 30, 2016


Any Bloody Sunday
posted by rodlymight at 8:13 PM on May 30, 2016 [1 favorite]


Three Men and in Little China
posted by rodlymight at 8:43 PM on May 30, 2016


The Crookshanks Redemption
posted by Confess, Fletch at 8:49 PM on May 30, 2016


Werner the Hedgehog
posted by rodlymight at 8:50 PM on May 30, 2016 [2 favorites]


32 Short Films About Glengarry Glen Ross
posted by cortex at 10:42 PM on May 30, 2016 [1 favorite]


I'm Gonna Git You Hudsucka Proxy
posted by cortex at 10:43 PM on May 30, 2016 [6 favorites]


Shortbus Circuit
posted by cortex at 10:44 PM on May 30, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Neverending L.A. Story
posted by cortex at 10:45 PM on May 30, 2016 [4 favorites]


My Life as a Reservoir Dog
posted by Miss Otis' Egrets at 11:33 PM on May 30, 2016


A Simple Plan 9 From Outer Space
Antichristmas Story
Little House of 1000 Corpses
Stop Making Sense and Sensibility
12 Angry Men and a Baby
Baby's Day Out of Africa
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice & Me and You and Everyone We Know
Darby O'Gill and the Little People Under the Stairs
Must Love Man Bites Dog
The Mirror Has Two Faces of Death
I Spit on Your Grave of the Fireflies
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 11:38 PM on May 30, 2016 [4 favorites]


Antiques Road-Showgirls
The Blair Witch Project Runway
Zero Dark Thirty Rock
posted by Garm at 7:59 AM on May 31, 2016 [2 favorites]


Woo hoo, I made the sidebar too! This gives me the courage to post onward towards the mashup event horizon (the moment when the time necessary to search previous posts for redundancy is long enough that someone posits the new mashup you intended).

Towards that goal,

Tetsuo, the Iron Man of La Mancha
posted by colex at 8:16 AM on May 31, 2016 [2 favorites]


A Series of Unfortunate Event Horizons
posted by cortex at 8:24 AM on May 31, 2016 [7 favorites]


Jurassic Gosford Park
posted by cortex at 8:25 AM on May 31, 2016 [2 favorites]


Orange is the New Black Hole
posted by colex at 8:29 AM on May 31, 2016


Lady in the Waterworld
posted by cortex at 8:29 AM on May 31, 2016


Freddy vs. Jason and the Argonauts
posted by cortex at 8:31 AM on May 31, 2016 [2 favorites]


Xena: Warrior Prince of Tides
posted by cortex at 8:31 AM on May 31, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Fisher King Kong
posted by cortex at 8:33 AM on May 31, 2016


I Am Sitting In Tommy Wiseau's The Room
posted by cortex at 8:34 AM on May 31, 2016


Pluto Nash Bridges
posted by Mchelly at 9:35 AM on May 31, 2016 [1 favorite]


Legal Spread Eagle Beagle

that one's for Melvins fans
posted by Existential Dread at 9:39 AM on May 31, 2016


Seventh Heavent Horizon
posted by Existential Dread at 9:41 AM on May 31, 2016


HamilTombstone
posted by Existential Dread at 9:52 AM on May 31, 2016


UnforAnyGiven Sunday
posted by colex at 9:54 AM on May 31, 2016


The Unforgiving Tree
posted by Existential Dread at 10:00 AM on May 31, 2016 [4 favorites]


Being John Blairowitch
posted by cortex at 10:13 AM on May 31, 2016 [2 favorites]


Girls Gone Wild With the Wind
posted by sylvanshine at 10:14 AM on May 31, 2016 [2 favorites]


Cormac McCarthy's Road Trip
posted by sylvanshine at 10:20 AM on May 31, 2016 [1 favorite]


Tin Cup in the Air
posted by cortex at 10:22 AM on May 31, 2016 [1 favorite]


All the President's Pretty Horses
posted by sylvanshine at 10:23 AM on May 31, 2016


Ten Little Indiana Joneses
posted by cortex at 10:25 AM on May 31, 2016


Brad Pitt and William Shakespeare: Ocean's 12th Night
posted by wenestvedt at 10:49 AM on May 31, 2016 [1 favorite]


We Were Soldiers Once… And Young Frankenstein
posted by wenestvedt at 10:50 AM on May 31, 2016 [2 favorites]


Babe: A Pig in the Sin City
posted by wenestvedt at 10:52 AM on May 31, 2016 [1 favorite]


Shining Timecop Station
posted by cortex at 10:53 AM on May 31, 2016


So Mr. Sixswitch and I have a game we invented, called 'Thing'. No supplies needed, 2 or more players, you can play almost anywhere!

You're working together to say Things. It's easier to explain by example. (If you're a programmer, it's basically co-op Markov chains.)

Player 1: "Thing... police." [saying 'thing' followed by any word starts the game]
2: "Man." [forming 'policeman', which passes the game's only rule: Is it a Thing?]
1: "Eater." ['maneater', deffo a Thing by way of being a word, as well as a song]
2: "Y." ['eatery', totes a thing and a nifty parsimonious play]
1: "MCA" [YMCA]
2: "Where have you been? Stuck like sardines in a tin. So kick off your flippers put on your swim fins — cuz when it comes to quarries I'm known to swim." [a song is a Thing, a verse from a song is also a Thing]
1: "...ming in grease." ['swimming in grease', clichés are of course a Thing]

The goal is snappy answers, repartée-style. The game ends when you're bored, or loop back on a Thing you already said.

This thread feels a lot like playing Thing.
posted by sixswitch at 11:12 AM on May 31, 2016 [2 favorites]


that wouldn't die!
posted by sylvanshine at 11:31 AM on May 31, 2016


Another day?
posted by cortex at 11:39 AM on May 31, 2016 [1 favorite]


Oh lordy no, I just saw this in the sideblog. I have a compulsive tic with this kind of pun, if I start I won't be able to stop for weeks. A few years ago Coudal Partners had a contest like this (mashing up books + bands, lots & lots of good ones listed here) and I could not stop thinking of them for months. MONTHS. It's like an earworm that displaces my entire brain.

Backing away slowly...
posted by miles per flower at 11:49 AM on May 31, 2016 [2 favorites]


Beat Street Pray Love
The Howling to Get Ahead in Advertising
The Eyes of Laura the Martian
Must Love Lords of Dogtown
Catwoman Ballou
Confessions of a Dangerous Minesweeper
Hellraise High the Roofbeam, Carpenters
The Return of Martin Guerre of the Jedi
The Wicker Manchurian Candidate
Something Wild Strawberries
The Seven Samurai Am Curious (Yellow)
The Seven Samurai Am Curious (Blue)


goddamn it
posted by miles per flower at 11:57 AM on May 31, 2016 [3 favorites]


Breaker Morantz
Moonraker Morant
Serial Mother Night
The Rocky
Medium Cool Runnings
Faster Pussycat, Killdozer!
The Incredibles Hulk
The 39 Stepford Wives
On Golden Anaconda

posted by miles per flower at 12:42 PM on May 31, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Next Fist of the North Food Network Star
posted by prize bull octorok at 12:50 PM on May 31, 2016 [2 favorites]


One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us!
posted by Existential Dread at 12:50 PM on May 31, 2016 [3 favorites]


Deepwater Event Horizon
posted by Existential Dread at 12:53 PM on May 31, 2016


Fifty Shades of Gilbert Grape
posted by Existential Dread at 12:54 PM on May 31, 2016 [1 favorite]


Eyes Without A Face/Off
posted by Existential Dread at 12:55 PM on May 31, 2016 [4 favorites]


Restrepo Man
posted by prize bull octorok at 12:57 PM on May 31, 2016 [6 favorites]


No Country for Old Yeller
posted by Existential Dread at 1:02 PM on May 31, 2016 [3 favorites]


A Heartbreaking Social Network of Staggering Genius
posted by Spathe Cadet at 1:06 PM on May 31, 2016 [2 favorites]


H.U.D.
His Girl Another Friday
The Quick and the Dead Presidents
Forever Young Guns
The Thin Blue Punchline
Grey Gardens: The Legend of Tarzan
Slingblade Runner
Deer Hunter White People
The Player Cake

posted by miles per flower at 1:08 PM on May 31, 2016


Captain Phillips & Tennille
posted by prize bull octorok at 1:11 PM on May 31, 2016 [1 favorite]


Frog and Toad Let the Right One In
posted by Spathe Cadet at 1:12 PM on May 31, 2016 [5 favorites]


Perfect Strangelove
posted by prize bull octorok at 1:14 PM on May 31, 2016 [1 favorite]


Goodnight Platoon
posted by Spathe Cadet at 1:16 PM on May 31, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Frog and Toad Margaret
posted by prize bull octorok at 1:24 PM on May 31, 2016 [3 favorites]


Pippi Longmire

Dick and Janie's Got A Gun
Dick and Jane the Virgin
posted by Spathe Cadet at 1:27 PM on May 31, 2016


The Human Staind
posted by cortex at 1:27 PM on May 31, 2016


Margin Krull
Strangers on a Mystery Train
The Beastmaster & Margarita
The Primer of Miss Jean Brodie
In the Heat of the Knight’s Tale
Robert A. Heinlein’s The Muppet Masters
The Hateful THX 1138
The Brotherhood from Another Planet of the Wolf

posted by miles per flower at 1:27 PM on May 31, 2016


Nickelback to the Future
posted by cortex at 1:27 PM on May 31, 2016 [1 favorite]


Shakes the Insane Clown Posse
posted by cortex at 1:28 PM on May 31, 2016 [1 favorite]


Slipknot Without My Daughter
posted by cortex at 1:40 PM on May 31, 2016 [4 favorites]


Say Any Which Way You Can
Every Which Way But Lucy
The Good, the Bad, and the Coyote Ugly
Dunston Checks into the Wild
Pete’s Dragonslayer
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sex, Lies, and Videotape

posted by miles per flower at 1:43 PM on May 31, 2016


Almost Fabulous
Absolutely Famous

posted by miles per flower at 1:43 PM on May 31, 2016


Spirited Castaway
The Man With the Golden Army of Darkness
Across the Universal Soldier
Breakin’ the Waves

posted by miles per flower at 1:56 PM on May 31, 2016


Linkin Parker Lewis Can't Lose
posted by cortex at 2:02 PM on May 31, 2016 [1 favorite]


Cronenberg's Crash Test Dummies
posted by Existential Dread at 3:26 PM on May 31, 2016 [2 favorites]


featuring the song Godzilla Shuffled His Feet
posted by Existential Dread at 3:27 PM on May 31, 2016 [1 favorite]


Including the hit radio track Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmmbop
posted by cortex at 4:18 PM on May 31, 2016 [1 favorite]


a song some say was written by the Cenobites themselves, and unleashed on the world as a most decadent punishment
posted by Existential Dread at 4:28 PM on May 31, 2016 [1 favorite]


Smooth like Butterball
posted by miles per flower at 6:11 PM on May 31, 2016


The Moulin Purge
This Film Is Not Yet Raiders of the Lost Ark
The League of Ordinary People
Graffiti Bridge of Spies
The Return of the King Ralph
Conan the Barbarella
Schindler's Lisztomania
Throne of Bloodhoney
Daveheart
My Neighbor Serpico
Far from the Madding Crowd and Incredibly Close
Clan of the Bad News Cave Bears

posted by miles per flower at 6:23 PM on May 31, 2016 [2 favorites]


Chatterer Hot Tin Roof
Pin's Head Revisited
Engineer Dark
Single White Female Cenobite
posted by Artw at 6:33 PM on May 31, 2016 [2 favorites]


An Unfortunate Series of Event Horizons
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 6:34 PM on May 31, 2016 [2 favorites]


Leviathan but it's that big Rubks cube thing instead of a fish monster/impending doomed Russianness.
posted by Artw at 6:38 PM on May 31, 2016


Extremely Loud and Incredibly Closer to the Heart


Closer to the HE-AAAART!
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 6:39 PM on May 31, 2016


Carry On Doctor Channard
Camera head - basically eraser head except instead of having weird hair he's the worst Cenobite.
posted by Artw at 6:41 PM on May 31, 2016 [1 favorite]


Same Thing But With CD Head He May Actually Be Worse
posted by Artw at 6:44 PM on May 31, 2016 [1 favorite]


Spirit of the Radio Flyer
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 6:48 PM on May 31, 2016


Casa Blankman
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 7:31 PM on May 31, 2016


Le Big Eye in Le Bowfinger Sky
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 7:43 PM on May 31, 2016 [1 favorite]


Schindler's Listicle
posted by cortex at 8:35 PM on May 31, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Life Aquatic with Steve Holt

Steve Holt!
posted by Existential Dread at 9:01 PM on May 31, 2016 [5 favorites]


Ender's freemium Game
posted by Existential Dread at 9:08 PM on May 31, 2016 [1 favorite]


Steve Holt and Catch Fire
posted by Existential Dread at 9:23 PM on May 31, 2016 [2 favorites]


it's got me... it's finally got me...

The Neverender's Game Story
Orange Is the New Redshirts
Perry Mason and the Case of Rice-a-Roni the San Francisco Treat
Battlestar Yo Gabba Gabba
One Night in Bangor, Maine
Monty Python's Flying Wallendas
Kylo Ren Faire (or Kylo Rent)

and I can't believe nobody's done
Doctor Who's on First
Who Framed Roger Ebert
Curious George of the Jungle
posted by oneswellfoop at 9:26 PM on May 31, 2016 [6 favorites]


Orange is the New Zealand All Blacks
posted by Existential Dread at 9:35 PM on May 31, 2016


(I searched and while finding Ender's Game of Thrones, The Most Dangerous Game of Thrones and Gamera of Thrones, did NOT see...)
The Hunger Games of Thrones
The Crying Game of Thrones
Match Game of Thrones
Reindeer Games of Thrones
The Imitation Game of Thrones
Gamestop of Thrones
posted by oneswellfoop at 1:37 AM on June 1, 2016 [1 favorite]


21 Grams of Thrones
posted by rhizome at 2:23 AM on June 1, 2016 [2 favorites]


Better Call Saul of Cthulhu
Better Call Saul of Duty
Better Call Saul of the Wild
Better Homes and Gardens Call Saul
Better Off Dead Call Saul
posted by oneswellfoop at 2:44 AM on June 1, 2016


The Christopher Walken Dead
The Walker, Texas Ranger Dead
The Walking Tall Dead
The Walking on Sunshine Dead
The Walking With Dinosaurs Dead
Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Walking Dead
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Walking Dead
Drop Walking Dead Fred
Walking Deadpool
(and from the Department of Redundancy Department...) Dead Man Walking Dead
posted by oneswellfoop at 2:55 AM on June 1, 2016


Gold Diggers of 1984
The Parent Trapped in the Closet
Men Who Stare at Das Boot
Mr. Bean Streets
Down by Jaws
Raise the Red Leprechaun
Dude, Where’s my Fargo?
It’s a Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad Lieutenant
The Cabinet of Dr. T and The Women
Pennies from Se7en
Liquid Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
The Magnificent Amistads

posted by miles per flower at 7:01 AM on June 1, 2016 [2 favorites]


Life Is Pootie Tang (La Vita è Pootie Tang)
(I’m Gonna) Sine Your Pitty on the Runny Kind of Monster
The Brown Bunny Brasco
House of Wax Headroom
I Wake Up Field of Screaming
Quantum of Mr. Holland’s Opus
Soylent Night, Deadly Night

posted by miles per flower at 7:03 AM on June 1, 2016 [2 favorites]


La Grande Bouffe-dapest Hotel
posted by colex at 9:04 AM on June 1, 2016


Miracle on 34th Streets of Rage
posted by Timmoy Daen at 10:56 AM on June 1, 2016 [1 favorite]


Auntie Mame of Thrones
posted by prize bull octorok at 11:05 AM on June 1, 2016


The Soundgarden of Music
posted by Timmoy Daen at 11:06 AM on June 1, 2016 [2 favorites]


Nirvana Karenina
posted by Timmoy Daen at 11:07 AM on June 1, 2016 [1 favorite]


Mudhoney, I Shrunk the Kids
posted by Timmoy Daen at 11:08 AM on June 1, 2016 [1 favorite]


Attack the New Kids on the Block
posted by Timmoy Daen at 11:39 AM on June 1, 2016 [4 favorites]


1996: A Space Jam Odyssey
posted by Kabanos at 12:03 PM on June 1, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Thin Red Dwarf
posted by Kabanos at 12:07 PM on June 1, 2016 [2 favorites]


Backstreet Oldboys
posted by prize bull octorok at 1:03 PM on June 1, 2016 [3 favorites]


NIN'Sync
posted by Timmoy Daen at 1:14 PM on June 1, 2016 [2 favorites]


Pretty in Pink Floyd
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 2:55 PM on June 1, 2016 [1 favorite]


Moody Blues Clues
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 3:31 PM on June 1, 2016 [6 favorites]


[Full Metal Jacket] + [English Patient] + [Breakfast Club] =

Full English Breakfast
posted by Miss Otis' Egrets at 3:50 PM on June 1, 2016 [7 favorites]


Procul Hairspray
Commissioner Gordon Lightfoot
Supply Side Economics and the Bunnymen
Emerson, Veronica Lake and Palmer
Pearl Jamiroquoi
posted by oneswellfoop at 3:57 PM on June 1, 2016 [1 favorite]


A listicle of The 100 Best Band Names of All Time has a subsection of 10 already-existing 'pop culture mashup' band names that you WISH were truer to their names: 1. JFKFC, 2. Camper Van Beethoven, 3. Kathleen Turner Overdrive, 4. Mary Tyler Morphine, 5. John Cougar Concentration Camp, 6. Gringo Star, 7. The Lee Harvey Keitel Band, 8. Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head, 9. Propagandhi, 10. Gnarls Barkley.
posted by oneswellfoop at 4:04 PM on June 1, 2016 [1 favorite]


What, no Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza?
posted by Existential Dread at 4:33 PM on June 1, 2016


Slayer-Kinney
and/or
Sleater-Kinney Rogers
posted by Timmoy Daen at 5:05 PM on June 1, 2016 [1 favorite]


It doesn't quite fit the mold, but this is as good a place as any: I always wanted to start a Podcast called DARPA and Greg. In which Darma DARPA is now basically a murderous pre-SkyNet AI android, and Greg is her hostage/beard. It's Welcome to Night Vale via Terminator: Judgement Day.

Greg's Best Friend: Hey DARPA, what's wrong with Greg? I can hear him barking. Is he all right?
DARPA: Greg's fine, honey. Greg's just fine. Where are you?
Greg's Best Friend: [hangs up the phone] Greg is dead. Let's go.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 5:26 PM on June 1, 2016 [8 favorites]


I am also pretty fond of Death Ray Davies, & I saw a band called the Chomsky Gnomes, which maybe is so bad it comes out the other side
posted by miles per flower at 5:35 PM on June 1, 2016


noted comicker (from Dinosaur Comics to Adventure Time to Squirrel Girl) Ryan North has a dog with his own blog named Noam Chompsky.

that noted,
Dinah Shore Comics
Adventure Time Warner
Squirrel Girl Scout Cookies
posted by oneswellfoop at 5:43 PM on June 1, 2016 [1 favorite]


Xanadu the Right Thing
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:48 PM on June 1, 2016


Skeeball Space Program
posted by Existential Dread at 9:09 AM on June 2, 2016


American Pie Sniper
posted by Kabanos at 9:36 AM on June 2, 2016


American Girl Sniper

that's a badass female lead I would watch
posted by Existential Dread at 10:02 AM on June 2, 2016 [1 favorite]


Kathleen Turner Overdrive

It's been almost two decades and I still wish they had gone with "Lana Turner Overdrive" instead.
posted by thecaddy at 10:35 AM on June 2, 2016 [1 favorite]


no country for old goodfellas
500 days of memento
posted by metafus at 11:58 AM on June 2, 2016


Dallas Buyers Fight Club

Unbreakable Hurt Locker

Gravity Up in the Air

Let The Right Slumdog Millionaire In
posted by metafus at 12:18 PM on June 2, 2016


Lost Boys of Summer
posted by wildblueyonder at 12:30 PM on June 2, 2016


Mad Men Beyond Thunderdome
posted by JHarris at 2:03 PM on June 2, 2016 [2 favorites]


Gone With the Wind in 60 Seconds
posted by Miss Otis' Egrets at 3:22 PM on June 2, 2016 [1 favorite]


Doctor Wholittle
posted by Miss Otis' Egrets at 3:25 PM on June 2, 2016 [2 favorites]


A Fish Called Rwanda
posted by a halcyon day at 3:43 PM on June 2, 2016 [3 favorites]


Fantastic Beasts of the Southern Wild
The Cremaster and Margarita
posted by a halcyon day at 3:47 PM on June 2, 2016


It doesn't quite fit the mold, but this is as good a place as any: I always wanted to start a Podcast called DARPA and Greg.

Mine is cooking and 90s pop culture, Harissa Explains It All.
posted by a halcyon day at 4:05 PM on June 2, 2016


My Nickelodeon-inspired cooking podcast would be The Adventures of Meat and Meat
posted by oneswellfoop at 5:25 PM on June 2, 2016 [2 favorites]


Legends of the Hidden Tempeh
posted by prize bull octorok at 5:31 PM on June 2, 2016 [1 favorite]


You mustn't miss my annual milk-tea party, Boba Fête
posted by a halcyon day at 5:53 PM on June 2, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Cremaster Psycho
posted by rhizome at 7:02 PM on June 2, 2016 [1 favorite]


American Grahappyfeeti
posted by cortex at 10:10 PM on June 2, 2016


I totally missed the Five Easy Pieces part.
posted by rhizome at 12:55 AM on June 3, 2016


Sex in the City of Lost Children
posted by rorgy at 7:15 AM on June 3, 2016


Avatar: The Last Airbud
posted by rorgy at 7:15 AM on June 3, 2016 [5 favorites]


Beauty and the Beast Wars
posted by rorgy at 7:16 AM on June 3, 2016


Blue Velvet is the Warmest Color
posted by rorgy at 7:18 AM on June 3, 2016


Rashomon: Destiny Deoxys
posted by rorgy at 7:24 AM on June 3, 2016


The Shawshank Repo Man

i'm done now

that's a lie

posted by rorgy at 7:26 AM on June 3, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Talented Fantastic Mr Fox Ripley

( an animated thriller )
posted by metafus at 9:30 AM on June 3, 2016 [1 favorite]


But wait, there's more! new thread
posted by Existential Dread at 4:09 PM on June 3, 2016


Rihanna Ardent?

Ayn Randy Quaid?

Umberto Ecco the Dolphin??

Bend it Like Michel Houellebecqem???
posted by fucker at 2:39 PM on June 4, 2016 [1 favorite]


Neon Dennysis Evangelion
Cowboy IHOP
HoJo's Bizarre Adventure
posted by knuckle tattoos at 3:20 PM on June 4, 2016 [2 favorites]


Bennigan's Wake
posted by poffin boffin at 4:52 PM on June 4, 2016 [2 favorites]


Midnight in the Olive Garden of Good and Evil
posted by poffin boffin at 4:53 PM on June 4, 2016 [3 favorites]


The Hunt for Red Lobster

Dredd Lobster (Similarly... The Raid: Red Lobster)

Outback Grindhouse
posted by fucker at 6:38 PM on June 4, 2016 [3 favorites]


In the Name of the Burger King

Ruby Tuesdays with Morrie

New Jack in the Box City

posted by Existential Dread at 7:05 PM on June 4, 2016 [1 favorite]


Burger King of Queens
The Hardees Boys
Wendy's and the Plasmatics

posted by ardgedee at 7:25 PM on June 4, 2016 [1 favorite]


Die Hardee's

Bride of Chuck E Cheese

posted by Existential Dread at 7:30 PM on June 4, 2016


Harold and Maude Go to White Castle
posted by fucker at 7:33 PM on June 4, 2016 [5 favorites]


T.G.I.Friday the 13th's

Les Sizzlérables
posted by poffin boffin at 7:38 PM on June 4, 2016 [7 favorites]


Hometown Buffalo 66

Where the Wild Things Arby's
posted by Existential Dread at 7:53 PM on June 4, 2016


Hardee's 8
posted by rhizome at 11:04 PM on June 4, 2016


Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Cracker Barrels

Ben & Jerry Maguire's

The Fuddrucker Proxy
posted by poffin boffin at 2:59 PM on June 5, 2016 [7 favorites]


An Australian mutant named "Outbrick Shithouse" is one of my proudest additions to the Judge Dredd universe, if that helps any.
posted by Artw at 4:08 PM on June 5, 2016


The Chik Fil-A Delphi Experiment
Kung Fu Panda Express
P.F. Changeling
The Big Chili's

posted by ardgedee at 6:00 PM on June 5, 2016 [2 favorites]


Mac & Me... oh wait. fuck.
posted by ardgedee at 6:00 PM on June 5, 2016


Starbucks, which is Katee Sackhof and Dirk Benedict teamed up to fight crime.
posted by Artw at 6:25 PM on June 5, 2016


An idea for a pilot: a cross between Jaws and The Facts of Life. It's called The Jaws of Life and is basically just 23 minutes of a great white tearing off chunks of what appears to be Natalie.
posted by dgaicun at 2:15 AM on June 6, 2016 [2 favorites]


Taco Bell, Book and Candle

not italicized because the resulting mashup is a restaurant, not a movie

Chi-Raq-Potle

that one's a movie
posted by prize bull octorok at 9:39 AM on June 6, 2016 [1 favorite]


Applebee Movie
posted by cortex at 9:44 AM on June 6, 2016 [2 favorites]


I'm At The Combination Pizza Hut and Taken 2
posted by cortex at 9:45 AM on June 6, 2016 [4 favorites]


CHiPotles
posted by sylvanshine at 10:04 AM on June 6, 2016 [1 favorite]


Chipotldboy
posted by prize bull octorok at 10:05 AM on June 6, 2016 [2 favorites]


An idea for a pilot: It's called Manson Family Matters featuring a lovable nerd name Charlie who sics drugged up death squads on the families of artists in byzantine attempts to start a race war. 'Did Iiiii do thaaaat?'
posted by dgaicun at 10:10 AM on June 6, 2016


too soon

but you're def going to want to check out this new police procedural Cagney & Gacy
posted by prize bull octorok at 10:14 AM on June 6, 2016 [2 favorites]


Is that the one NBC's running in the same time slot against CBS' The Bundy Bunch?
posted by cortex at 10:25 AM on June 6, 2016 [2 favorites]


wait sorry I was thinking of Dahmer and Greg
posted by cortex at 10:29 AM on June 6, 2016 [5 favorites]


That's on right after Suddenly Suradji
posted by prize bull octorok at 10:34 AM on June 6, 2016


Gein Pains

Oooohhh. As long as we gut each other...
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:36 AM on June 6, 2016 [1 favorite]


Subwayting to Exhale

Quizno Show

House of Carl's Jr.

posted by Existential Dread at 12:49 PM on June 6, 2016


Little Caesar and Cleopatra
Popeye John's
The Domino's Effect
posted by ardgedee at 5:22 PM on June 6, 2016 [1 favorite]


Gunfight at the Golden Corral
posted by lefty lucky cat at 9:17 AM on June 7, 2016 [3 favorites]


Charles Whitman in Charge
posted by lefty lucky cat at 9:18 AM on June 7, 2016 [1 favorite]


8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Werewolf
posted by lefty lucky cat at 9:21 AM on June 7, 2016 [1 favorite]


2001: A Killer Klowns from Outer Space Odyssey
posted by lefty lucky cat at 9:25 AM on June 7, 2016


2001 comments - clever!
posted by sylvanshine at 7:00 PM on June 7, 2016


About 20 years ago I did graphics production for a small New York company. One of the projects we worked on was to make new designs for T-shirts. Our client, apparently, had the license for some of the Looney Tunes characters. But they wanted something they could sell for the American football season. Our job: come up with ideas that combined the Looney Tunes characters and football and could then be imprinted on T-shirts and I don't know what all. We suggested things like Bug Bunny eating the football, Yosemite Sam shooting the football over the goal post, and, my favorite, the Tasmanian Devil running with the ball with the words "Tearing Up the Backfield." I knew almost nothing about American football but I knew the word "backfield" because I had seen the terrible Roseanne Barr movie Backfield in Motion. You'll be relieved to know that none of these terrible ideas seem to be available on Google Images.
posted by Mo Nickels at 11:44 AM on June 10, 2016 [1 favorite]


Hmm, I have one of these type of T-shirts, I guess. But it still amuses me: Rocket Raccoon and Groot as Calvin and Hobbes. Mainly because the dynamic did remind me of them, or rather less them directly, more one of Calvin's Sunday sci-fi fantasies.
posted by tavella at 1:12 PM on June 11, 2016


The Burger King and I
posted by Pronoiac at 10:17 PM on June 12, 2016


An idea for a pilot: It's called The Golden Shower Girls and it's about old women who like to get peed on.

Edit: My bad. Google tells me this already exists and actually stars Bea Arthur!
posted by dgaicun at 3:19 AM on June 13, 2016 [2 favorites]


Little House on the Predator
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:57 AM on June 13, 2016 [2 favorites]


The Last Arby's on the Left
posted by lefty lucky cat at 11:05 AM on June 13, 2016 [1 favorite]


In-N-Down-N-Out in Burgerly Hills
posted by cortex at 12:22 PM on June 13, 2016 [2 favorites]


Shakes the Shack
posted by lefty lucky cat at 2:31 PM on June 13, 2016


Dora the Expendable
posted by DirtyOldTown at 6:28 AM on June 14, 2016 [2 favorites]


Cave of Forgotten Dreamgirls
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:00 AM on June 14, 2016 [1 favorite]


The Enigma of Kasper's House Party
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:01 AM on June 14, 2016


The Holy Mountain Family Robinson
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:02 AM on June 14, 2016 [1 favorite]


Fury Road House
posted by boilermonster at 9:13 AM on June 14, 2016


Swiss Family Centipede
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:44 AM on June 14, 2016 [1 favorite]


Moominsummer Mouth of Madness
posted by Artw at 1:18 PM on June 14, 2016


Santa Song of the South
posted by rhizome at 5:21 PM on June 14, 2016


Least Weasels in Space
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 5:23 PM on June 14, 2016


Weasels Ripped My Crèche

Is this even two things? Whatever it is I like saying it.
posted by knuckle tattoos at 5:27 PM on June 14, 2016


Dreamgirl, Interrupted

Suckerpunch-Drunk Love

posted by Existential Dread at 8:13 PM on June 14, 2016


Wonder Showzen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
posted by Existential Dread at 8:14 PM on June 14, 2016 [3 favorites]


Razor Sedgwick
posted by rhizome at 11:42 PM on June 14, 2016 [1 favorite]


Roger and Me Talk Pretty One Day
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:32 AM on June 17, 2016 [1 favorite]


It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

Damn. Greg_Ace beat me to that one.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:33 AM on June 17, 2016


The Son-in-Law Also Rises
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:22 AM on June 17, 2016


Under the Bio-Dome
posted by Existential Dread at 10:05 AM on June 17, 2016


Encino Man on Fire
posted by Existential Dread at 10:09 AM on June 17, 2016


Finding Dorian Gray
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 10:38 AM on June 17, 2016


The League of Extra Ordinary People
posted by Existential Dread at 11:23 AM on June 17, 2016 [2 favorites]


Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band of Brothers
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:57 AM on June 17, 2016 [1 favorite]


Long Live the New Fletch
posted by Existential Dread at 1:37 PM on June 17, 2016 [3 favorites]


Orange Is The New Orphan Black
posted by ZeusHumms at 2:18 PM on June 17, 2016 [1 favorite]


Apocalypse Now That's What I Call Music! Vol. 126
posted by poffin boffin at 5:59 PM on June 17, 2016 [2 favorites]


Tubular Bellsraiser
posted by Artw at 8:10 PM on June 17, 2016 [2 favorites]


Dark Side of the Moon and it's Duncan Jone's Moon
posted by Artw at 8:11 PM on June 17, 2016


Exile on Elm Street
posted by DirtyOldTown at 6:01 AM on June 18, 2016


Let It Bee Movie
posted by ardgedee at 6:08 PM on June 18, 2016


The Final Cutdown
posted by Artw at 9:18 PM on June 18, 2016


Three Days of the L'Age d'Or
posted by rhizome at 12:43 AM on June 19, 2016


Wishmaster You Were Here
posted by Artw at 6:35 AM on June 19, 2016 [1 favorite]


Creepshowgirls
posted by Existential Dread at 7:21 AM on June 19, 2016 [1 favorite]


Star Trek: The Draughtsman's First Contract
posted by ardgedee at 7:24 AM on June 19, 2016


Marvel's Phantasm Four
posted by Artw at 7:30 AM on June 19, 2016 [1 favorite]


> Free Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Like Wonka World for Factory Girl.
posted by Dr. Eddie Evil at 8:25 AM on June 19, 2016 [2 favorites]


300 Days of Summer
posted by rhizome at 10:23 AM on June 19, 2016


300 and one Dalmation
posted by Artw at 10:32 AM on June 19, 2016 [1 favorite]


Three HunJudgeDredd
posted by Mchelly at 12:19 PM on June 20, 2016


A Midsummer Night of the Creeps
posted by Existential Dread at 12:30 PM on June 20, 2016


Lawrence of Arab Strap
The Admirable Dr. Phibes
Take Me To the River Kwai

posted by ardgedee at 1:34 PM on June 20, 2016


The Long Walking Dredd Home Alone Again
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 2:04 PM on June 20, 2016


Rear Windowlicker
posted by ardgedee at 3:17 PM on June 20, 2016 [1 favorite]


Captain America: Winter's Bone
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 3:20 PM on June 20, 2016 [3 favorites]


Dark Side of the Honeymooners
posted by ardgedee at 3:22 PM on June 20, 2016 [3 favorites]


Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice Don't Live Here Anymore
Donny & Rosemarie's Baby

posted by ardgedee at 3:29 PM on June 20, 2016


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