Just don’t think about how much I still weigh, or your boner will invert itself and go into your pelvis, meaning you will have gone and fucked yourself. I would hate for you to go fuck yourself, sir.
I don't know her motivation for the piece beyond serving as a you-go-girl rallying point
Tim Kaine is going to count to ten and if you cannot settle down by that point there will be consequences. You know this already.
TIM KAINE IS YOUR DAD BLOWING AN AIR HORN AT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION DESPITE WARNINGS
Not for the first time, I'm not sure whether I'm looking at an even or odd number of layers of sarcasm here.
I would like…that little tiny cleaver that is engraved with the words "Fuck Off".
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