April 18, 2002

7:50 PM

"i met ben affleck today. he's the title role in a movie we'll be shooting called gigli. i'm sure you'll hear about it sooner or later... but anyway, this affleck character - he's a pompous asshole. i have tremendous respect for him, don't get me wrong, but there's nothing wrong with this kid that a good ass kicking won't fix." Does this blog belong to the REAL Christopher Walken? I tried reading it with Walken's accent in my head but I still can't tell...
posted by timyang (11 comments total)

This was posted to Fark a month or so ago, and I think they proved decisively that it was not actually Christopher Walken's journal, but rather someone abusing his name and identity.

Speaking of: Anyone remember that fake Brad Pitt blog with all the funny stories? I think it was a Diaryland page. I used to love that.
posted by Karl at 7:53 PM on April 18, 2002

And if it was Christopher Walken, I'm sure he wouldn't have disabled the live journal bouncing kitty heads.
posted by RJ Reynolds at 7:56 PM on April 18, 2002

my money says that if christopher walken had a weblog, it would be on blogspot.
posted by rebeccablood at 7:59 PM on April 18, 2002

"Whah?" (scratches head) Whah?
posted by clavdivs at 9:03 PM on April 18, 2002

Tremendous respect? Well, I guess to suck that badly takes some kind of skill, and one could respect that...
posted by holycola at 9:32 PM on April 18, 2002

"I'm bloggen ... Christopher bloggen ...."
posted by dhartung at 9:39 PM on April 18, 2002

BradPitt.dairyland turned into DickBlow.diaryland.com and then Buscemi.diaryland.com and now it's UncleBob.diaryland.com. Or something like that.
posted by iconomy at 10:01 PM on April 18, 2002

You got it Holycola -- I can't imagine anyone having respect for that punk.
posted by jragon at 10:19 PM on April 18, 2002

I know who it is... and no, it's not The Walken.
posted by insomnia_lj at 4:38 AM on April 19, 2002

I thought it was odd that Christopher Walken has no idea that he isn't really Sicilian. He played a Sicilian in "True Romance", but he's actually German and Scottish. Someone should tell him.
posted by iconomy at 5:10 AM on April 19, 2002

The BradPitt DL was funny for a while, but it became obvious that the Uncle Bob guy didn't really have that much talent. The UB diary is his actual diary. It is a pretty tiring read.

Basically, BP was a journal of shock value. The joke wears off after the first couple of entries.

Older Entries of BradPitt.diaryland.com
posted by lampshade at 6:13 AM on April 19, 2002