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posted by cortex (63 comments total) 34 users marked this as a favorite
 
TIL Emma Watson is in a bunch of wierd films.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 3:24 PM on July 10


A lot of these read like Japanese t-shirts with English slogans, which is to say I love them.
posted by The Card Cheat at 3:25 PM on July 10 [5 favorites]


Well, *what* would you consequence? A question as old as the ages themselves.
posted by NoMich at 3:39 PM on July 10 [1 favorite]


Some brilliant stuff here. Like,

catchline: "To stay the movie"

title: "DON'T STAY"
posted by Metro Gnome at 3:39 PM on July 10 [8 favorites]




Room: Portal Is the Horse.

I am sold!
posted by GenjiandProust at 3:45 PM on July 10 [5 favorites]


Story By The Book starring Aiden Quinn & Lemmy
posted by Room 641-A at 3:46 PM on July 10 [3 favorites]


In the Mystery
Sex, Action, Christmas

A film by Kenneth Branagh....
posted by GenjiandProust at 3:55 PM on July 10 [3 favorites]


One of the movie posters I got starred Mark Rylance and RZA. I'd buy THAT for a dollar!
posted by AlonzoMosleyFBI at 4:00 PM on July 10 [2 favorites]


I can picture a lot of dudes coming out disappointed from "a story of serfing".
posted by Wolfdog at 4:24 PM on July 10 [5 favorites]


Ryan Gosling

SEX FILMED

"Sometimes she forgot it consequence"
posted by Beardman at 4:37 PM on July 10 [5 favorites]


They should have held out for a screening of "Now Every Man Plenty", Wolfdog.
posted by sysinfo at 4:41 PM on July 10 [2 favorites]


I can't tell you how fast I'd go see a movie with Linda Cardellini, Bob Newhart, and Alyson Hannigan but only because I'm unable to do "close to speed of light" math on a Monday evening.
posted by MCMikeNamara at 4:42 PM on July 10 [5 favorites]


I look forward to the Tim Rice soundtrack for this cheerful Miyazaki movie.
posted by Lyn Never at 4:47 PM on July 10 [2 favorites]


WRESTLERHOUSE starring Martin Landau was one of the later Joel episodes of MST3k.
posted by Countess Elena at 4:50 PM on July 10 [6 favorites]


The Answer for Now
 A Series of the Power

The unbelievable true story of Colin Maclaurin.
posted by Wolfdog at 4:53 PM on July 10


The legend is each other.

I look forward to the day when first, these bots can auto-script write, and then eventually just CG whole movies. I would watch this damn movie right now.
posted by curious nu at 4:54 PM on July 10 [2 favorites]


Love this.
posted by vrakatar at 4:54 PM on July 10


TIL Emma Watson is in a bunch of wierd films.

And somehow not the ones Nic Cage is writing in his spare time.
posted by Copronymus at 4:56 PM on July 10 [1 favorite]


I look forward to the day when first, these bots can auto-script write, and then eventually just CG whole movies. I would watch this damn movie right now.

AI is way ahead of you
posted by runcibleshaw at 5:06 PM on July 10 [3 favorites]


I don't know what algorithm is doing this, but it's perilously close to my teenage self's non-AI when I was writing short stories - terrible, terrible short stories - caused by a surfeit of 50s and 60s SF collections.

But I would see The Love Cops Of This Gun Train.

(incidentally, the page does a weird thing when I browser zoom - the graphic actually gets smaller. If I zoom out, it gets bigger. The button does the opposite. Huh?)
posted by Devonian at 5:10 PM on July 10 [4 favorites]


The Sexy!
Starring Eric Idle
posted by briank at 5:24 PM on July 10 [4 favorites]


Adventures in work: The first film about Evil. Picture of people riding elephant.

Yep. Checks out.
posted by SecretAgentSockpuppet at 5:25 PM on July 10 [2 favorites]


Pretty good, but I want to see an AI that can generate Carnival Posters.
posted by Sunburnt at 5:28 PM on July 10 [1 favorite]


Searching for one
A riding movie that we want to die



Way to discourage viewers....
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:31 PM on July 10


Cool stuff!

It's probably too topical to make for a super-strong gag, but I think it'd be interesting to apply these techniques to automatically generating variations on the weirdly composed/composited Spider-Man: Homecoming poster.
posted by mhum at 5:33 PM on July 10


The Dance No One

Don't discover her life. Just don't.
posted by Gaz Errant at 5:48 PM on July 10 [5 favorites]


Wow
and
Yikes
posted by chococat at 5:59 PM on July 10 [2 favorites]


It can get dark.
I like it.
posted by doctornemo at 6:35 PM on July 10 [3 favorites]


Picture of Emilia Clarke, who isn't listed in the credits.
"TERROR:
The undairon streaws."

I don't think it can do better than that.
posted by Mister Moofoo at 6:49 PM on July 10


What would you do to gave you?

I dunno - what did gave you ever do to me?
posted by Greg_Ace at 6:52 PM on July 10 [1 favorite]


A film by Bille August
[poster of some '60s romance with like fountains and stuff]
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Jason Statham
Keenen Ivory Wayans

LET IT...
Revenge Is People


Okay maybe it can beat undairon streaws.
posted by Mister Moofoo at 6:56 PM on July 10 [6 favorites]


THE ACTION
Would You Desire?
posted by Mister Moofoo at 6:58 PM on July 10


POLICE
Be better out of black.


O_O
posted by bigendian at 7:10 PM on July 10 [3 favorites]


"Aw, C'mon Tony," his agent said, "It's one night."
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 7:38 PM on July 10 [5 favorites]


THE CALON BUNE QUEST
A new day in reality

Starring Peter Coyote, John Simm, and Carmen Maura (!)

A Paul Bartel Film (!!)

(With a picture of a scary looking clown with an American flag face and cape!!!)
posted by Room 641-A at 7:45 PM on July 10 [1 favorite]


THE HORN

(Picture of a guy sitting on a log in the woods with his feet in a creek.)

Some pirates found the ultimate man.

Starring Leonardo DiCaprio
posted by pernoctalian at 7:55 PM on July 10 [3 favorites]


The Lover.
Heaven Loves Everything.
(Blurry background of naked people making out)

...not kidding no lie.
posted by aramaic at 8:02 PM on July 10


I might could see Barratres: A Adventure of Love.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 8:18 PM on July 10


Ahahah! What a random image to pull. It must be from a Battletech novel; I immediately recognized the Federated Commonwealth flag.
posted by curious nu at 8:26 PM on July 10 [1 favorite]


[creepy statues]

They Like It Captured

SEX DAY

M Night Shyamalan
posted by obiwanwasabi at 9:47 PM on July 10 [4 favorites]


[creepy statues]

They Like It Captured

SEX DAY

M Night Shyamalan


No, John, you are the sex day.
posted by Samizdata at 10:00 PM on July 10 [5 favorites]


Dirty Terror
posted by OrangeGloves at 10:23 PM on July 10 [8 favorites]


Right so this is AI generated how exactly?

People are just slapping 'AI' on any old bullshit to get on the bandwagon.
posted by GallonOfAlan at 2:08 AM on July 11


It's about as AI as Eliza, but who cares it's so much fun. Who wouldn't want to see a movie about a haunted doll starring Adam Sandler and Bill Murray. Bill can show him how to be actually funny, in a grim horror story.
posted by adept256 at 3:01 AM on July 11 [1 favorite]


Homala Janui Elve: They had a thriller to push...
posted by prismatic7 at 5:32 AM on July 11


Who says you can't do a popular summer film about the history of science?
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:43 AM on July 11


Peter Jackson working on a new angle with The Destruction House: Sex Survivor
posted by Constant Reader at 5:44 AM on July 11 [1 favorite]


This seems quite plausible....
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:51 AM on July 11




Right so this is AI generated how exactly?

There was more detail in the projects post, but the titles and taglines are generated by a recurrent neural network trained on a dataset of thousands of movie titles and taglines, the rest are just templates with some random number generators to do things like picking colors, fonts and actors. It's just for fun, I honestly don't know that much about AI.
posted by OrangeGloves at 6:15 AM on July 11 [5 favorites]


DOG FOREVER: The Love Story of the Truth!

Sounds about right.
posted by blue_beetle at 7:11 AM on July 11 [1 favorite]


BOSSAN: A Soul Were More Than Murder. Written by Nicolas Cage, which explains a lot.
posted by Cironian at 8:08 AM on July 11




I think I need a poster print of Doctor Creature: What Would You Say the Truth?
posted by Pater Aletheias at 8:48 AM on July 11 [1 favorite]


curious nu: What a random image to pull. It must be from a Battletech novel...

That would appear to be the cover of Michael Stackpole's Bred For War.
posted by hanov3r at 8:59 AM on July 11


I'm sitting at my desk guffawing and tearing up at these (I had to stop at "It's one night" because someone checked in to see what the commotion was (my door is closed so really it was bad))

This is the best part of living in the future.
posted by Fig at 10:35 AM on July 11 [2 favorites]


I would totally see A Girl of Crime, a lonely deep international western.
posted by 912 Greens at 1:29 PM on July 11




The RZA and Sean Penn can do absolutely zero wrong.
posted by FatherDagon at 2:02 PM on July 12 [1 favorite]


Eugenio Derbez

BEFORE NO CAMPON
Everyone's mad that kill

Yes. Indeed.
~~~

It's the horror of his color.

Hollywood Collection

Intrigued by the catch line, confused by the rest. I'm sold!
~~~

THE CHOP-CLOTH CYSCRIPTION
A story of one special power.

BOOM!
~~~
James Franco

THE BLOOD REAL
It takes a party of forever
posted by filthy light thief at 2:28 PM on July 12 [2 favorites]


Last one ... for now!

Between nothing is a comedy-again

THE MIND
A film by
Ang Lee
posted by filthy light thief at 2:29 PM on July 12 [1 favorite]


This looks SO GOOD and SO BAD at the same time, 100% would watch Kubrick's discovered last film.

Road
to the pussy!


'The Exciting Hell' directed by Michael Bay is another movie I'd seriously watch
posted by Fig at 7:15 PM on July 12 [2 favorites]


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