Made spider sense tingle.
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"What was Travolta thinking?" heh.
while not a movie, best two-word review for an album has got to be for Spinal Tap's Shark Sandwich:
"Shit Sandwich."
posted by modge at 3:17 PM on May 7, 2002
while not a movie, best two-word review for an album has got to be for Spinal Tap's Shark Sandwich:
"Shit Sandwich."
posted by modge at 3:17 PM on May 7, 2002
Once again, someone forgets to specify the background colour for us that don't default to white. Ugly.
But great otherwise.
posted by mkn at 3:29 PM on May 7, 2002
But great otherwise.
posted by mkn at 3:29 PM on May 7, 2002
Can't stop reviewing films.
Or talking this way.
Please shoot me now.
posted by grum@work at 3:31 PM on May 7, 2002
Or talking this way.
Please shoot me now.
posted by grum@work at 3:31 PM on May 7, 2002
aw, man -- for "Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back":
Please stop greenlighting Smith.
One joke five movies.
posted by n9 at 3:33 PM on May 7, 2002
Please stop greenlighting Smith.
One joke five movies.
posted by n9 at 3:33 PM on May 7, 2002
harlan ellison's tv review for the pilot of the partridge family was "Mary mother of God!"
posted by dobbs at 3:37 PM on May 7, 2002
posted by dobbs at 3:37 PM on May 7, 2002
Thanks, I prefer actual thought, commentary, and argument to glib blurbs.
posted by muckster at 3:51 PM on May 7, 2002
posted by muckster at 3:51 PM on May 7, 2002
Not me. This rocks.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 4:16 PM on May 7, 2002
posted by mr_crash_davis at 4:16 PM on May 7, 2002
muckster: You find thought, commentary, and argument funnier than glib blurbs? Man, that's just twisted.
posted by kindall at 4:31 PM on May 7, 2002
posted by kindall at 4:31 PM on May 7, 2002
"Good, cheesy at times."
Very accurate spiderman review.
More succint than owillis'.
Four words, life simpler.
(just teasin, o-dub, really)
posted by adampsyche at 4:52 PM on May 7, 2002
Very accurate spiderman review.
More succint than owillis'.
Four words, life simpler.
(just teasin, o-dub, really)
posted by adampsyche at 4:52 PM on May 7, 2002
Gotta remind you of the classic Dorothy Parker, yes?
"Tonstant weader fwowed up."
posted by Catch at 7:05 PM on May 7, 2002
"Tonstant weader fwowed up."
posted by Catch at 7:05 PM on May 7, 2002
I used to write haiku movie/album reviews for the school paper. You could've called them popular, for a school in which no one read the paper.
posted by noisemartyr at 8:48 PM on May 7, 2002
posted by noisemartyr at 8:48 PM on May 7, 2002
lots of continuity errors found in the spider-man flick.
but i don't care. if you went to the film to find mistakes, you wasted your money. whatever happened to suspension of disbelief?
posted by bwg at 9:16 PM on May 7, 2002
but i don't care. if you went to the film to find mistakes, you wasted your money. whatever happened to suspension of disbelief?
posted by bwg at 9:16 PM on May 7, 2002
Hey, I've got one for 20% of the people participating on that site:
"Four adjectives conveys dick."
posted by scarabic at 9:19 PM on May 7, 2002
"Four adjectives conveys dick."
posted by scarabic at 9:19 PM on May 7, 2002
scarabic: Quite possibly the finest four word review EVER.
posted by pedantic at 10:16 PM on May 7, 2002
posted by pedantic at 10:16 PM on May 7, 2002
whatever happened to suspension of disbelief?
Call 555-1234 to find out.
posted by HTuttle at 11:05 PM on May 7, 2002
Call 555-1234 to find out.
posted by HTuttle at 11:05 PM on May 7, 2002
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