…and baby makes "Boo!"
October 26, 2017 3:00 PM   Subscribe

 
Paging Mrs. Pterodactyl
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 3:01 PM on October 26, 2017 [1 favorite]


Oh good, Baby in a Powerloader is covered.
posted by Artw at 3:17 PM on October 26, 2017 [3 favorites]


A surprising number of parents want to eat their baby.
posted by justsomebodythatyouusedtoknow at 3:23 PM on October 26, 2017 [2 favorites]


pregnant zombie is one of the grossest things I ever heard, jesus christ
posted by clockzero at 3:31 PM on October 26, 2017


^^^ Then my work here is done. Happy Halloween!
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 3:43 PM on October 26, 2017 [6 favorites]


When my kid was 1 year old, I did the next-stage version of Pregnant Zombie: Zombie Dad With Baby/Snack In Carrier. I put fake blood all over her little beanie and everything.

It remains the greatest thing I've ever done. We shuffle-walked up and down the main street of my neighborhood and got the dirtiest looks from other parents!
posted by gurple at 3:50 PM on October 26, 2017 [17 favorites]


A friend of mine, very pregnant, went as a zombie to a Halloween party once. The whole evening she was just drinking and smoking like a fiend, and if anyone suggested she cut back a bit because of the baby, she got incredibly belligerent. A lot of people were legit concerned about the health of her kid.

Of course, she wasn't actually pregnant. Best costume ever.
posted by phooky at 4:09 PM on October 26, 2017 [8 favorites]


I was thinking the "Hodor" parent-with-baby one was going to be the parent as Hodor and the baby as Bran. Come on, it's RIGHT THERE.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 4:49 PM on October 26, 2017 [2 favorites]


Nobody is talking about Tauntaun and Luke because it was the best by such a huge margin that it's not even worth mentioning, right?
posted by bonobothegreat at 4:53 PM on October 26, 2017 [7 favorites]


And I thought that baby smelled bad on the outside.
posted by ActingTheGoat at 4:56 PM on October 26, 2017 [6 favorites]


My former neighbour shaved his head and went out with his newborn as Dr. Evil and Mini-me.
posted by transient at 5:03 PM on October 26, 2017 [3 favorites]


My sister had a baby this summer, and as soon as I saw my bald brother-in-law holding his child I demanded that they dress up as each other for Halloween.

It is happening and I can't wait to see how they do the tiny beard.
posted by doift at 6:14 PM on October 26, 2017 [7 favorites]


I swear to you, if Secret Service and President Baby come to my door this year, with the added flourish of orange pancake makeup, a windswept toupee, and an iPhone open to Twitter I will dump the entire bowl into their bag and pay for the kid’s college education.
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 6:27 PM on October 26, 2017 [6 favorites]


Equal. Time. For. Pets.
posted by NorthernLite at 8:01 PM on October 26, 2017 [2 favorites]


My favorite costume at Gen Con this year was the pregnant woman wearing a T-shirt with the Death Star over the belly and the caption "That's no moon."
posted by Halloween Jack at 8:02 PM on October 26, 2017 [2 favorites]


Dressing up babies for Halloween is one of the highlights of having one!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 8:08 PM on October 26, 2017


I doubt that many of these babies consented to being dressed up to take part in these things, if any at all!
posted by Metro Gnome at 9:17 PM on October 26, 2017 [1 favorite]


pregnant zombie is one of the grossest things I ever heard

Umm, probably shouldn't watch Peter Jackson's Dead Alive then
posted by Start with Dessert at 10:44 PM on October 26, 2017 [1 favorite]


I've added 'awesome Halloween costumes' to my list of reasons why I would like to have children. It's now 957-3 against the idea, but maybe 'have children' can gain some more ground.
posted by jacquilynne at 11:33 AM on October 27, 2017 [1 favorite]


phooky, that is some A+++ trolling. tbh I’d probably be horrified if I saw it, but it’s also amazing and brilliant on multiple levels. /impressed
posted by insectosaurus at 4:17 PM on October 27, 2017


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