Tea. Noises occurring from the drinking of. Especially slurping.

November 23, 2018 11:26 AM

If you face Christopher Nolan, then ... drinking tea ... can be annoying ... if you choose to slurp ... loudly ... and relax afterwards ... though do it gently else consequences ... because this is how you do it ... as this way is unconvincing ... even if it is apparently an art ... and this guy is more convincing ... and she aims for the back of her mouth ... but this is how The Master does it ... though this sounds like tea entering the wrong end.
posted by Wordshore (17 comments total)

What the hell
posted by seanmpuckett at 11:27 AM on November 23, 2018 [5 favorites]

I approve of this post.
posted by Fizz at 11:29 AM on November 23, 2018 [9 favorites]

Thanks! I needed something to wash's Fizz's post down with.
posted by Navelgazer at 11:31 AM on November 23, 2018 [9 favorites]

Fizz and Wordshore have clearly been replaced by their evil twins. Mods, please send the Rescue Team to rescue them before Johnny Wallflower succumbs as well! We could end up with an all-evil front page!
posted by GenjiandProust at 11:38 AM on November 23, 2018 [10 favorites]

Has anyone seen Fizz and Wordshore in the same room together? If so, what kind of eating and drinking sounds were they making?
posted by Midnight Skulker at 11:51 AM on November 23, 2018 [7 favorites]

Both these posts give me anxiety, just being aware that stuff exists. Need to leave the room now.
posted by sammyo at 11:58 AM on November 23, 2018 [2 favorites]

Fizz and Wordshore

Put the names together like that and they sound like a pair of spaniels, being taken for a walk by an eccentric but terrifying woman in tweeds who is waving a walking stick in your face.
posted by Grangousier at 11:59 AM on November 23, 2018 [19 favorites]

what is this

oh i see

who put the acid in the trifle?
posted by lalochezia at 12:03 PM on November 23, 2018 [2 favorites]

I’m a 5 without clicking anything

misophonia scale
posted by wellred at 12:11 PM on November 23, 2018 [4 favorites]

This is utterly unconscionable. Is today just going to be posts about noises of humans consuming things? Obviously, there IS a cabal, and the Spaniel Twins are both a part of it!
posted by hippybear at 12:21 PM on November 23, 2018 [4 favorites]

Could be worse. Could be posts about the noises of things consuming humans.

Merry Cthulumas
posted by Grangousier at 12:37 PM on November 23, 2018 [8 favorites]

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE TODAY.
posted by Major Matt Mason Dixon at 2:21 PM on November 23, 2018 [6 favorites]

[wrong thread, deleted]
posted by hippybear at 2:22 PM on November 23, 2018 [2 favorites]

Fizz and Wordshore

Put the names together like that and they sound like a pair of spaniels, being taken for a walk by an eccentric but terrifying woman in tweeds who is waving a walking stick in your face.


Or a British comedy act from 1973.
posted by darkstar at 2:56 PM on November 23, 2018 [6 favorites]

I like to listen to BBC radio's "In Our Time". However, you can hear Melvyn Bragg slurping his tea throughout the broadcast, and it drives me crazy.
posted by acrasis at 4:11 PM on November 23, 2018 [3 favorites]

DO NOT MOCK MELVYN BRAGG’S TEA DRINKING, YOU HEATHEN!
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:31 PM on November 23, 2018 [2 favorites]

MetaFilter: There may be unwanted sexual arousal.
posted by glonous keming at 8:23 PM on November 23, 2018 [2 favorites]