Celebrity Nudity Database

January 29, 2003 8:58 AM

Celebrity Nudity Database[via Anil] I'm not usually one to accredit websites to the whim of the Almighty, but in this case, one has to wonder. The site bills itself as "the most comprehensive reference for celebrity nudity on the Internet" with "reviews of over 12,000 nude scenes -- updated daily". This is work-safe; it's not porn.
posted by jdroth (11 comments total)

I'm worried now. Since this is obviously the peak of Western Civilization, things can only go downhill from here.
posted by jonmc at 9:19 AM on January 29, 2003

You know, I saw a book with this concept at the bar this past weekend. Can't remember the title, unfortunately.

Interesting concept sure to please teenage boys and settle bar bets.
posted by me3dia at 9:28 AM on January 29, 2003

i'm going to have to disagree w/ jdroth and say that this is NOT safe for work -- i certainly wouldn't venture there if i was at work....

however, i will have to admit that i have used this site more than once to really determine if a B-movie was worth watching...
posted by ruwan at 9:29 AM on January 29, 2003

From this I learned something I already knew -- that Julia Sawalha has done no nude scenes. That didn't stop a couple of people from posting info about scenes where she was wearing a low-cut dress or a one-piece swimsuit.
Very disappointing. Why did she have any reviews at all? These guys have low standards regarding what a "nude" scene is.
posted by CrunchyFrog at 10:35 AM on January 29, 2003

As far as the NSFW statement... the content might be free of nudity, but some of the banner ads might be more than a little risque.
posted by crunchland at 10:58 AM on January 29, 2003

The book...The Bare Facts Video Guide.
posted by perorate at 11:23 AM on January 29, 2003

That's the one! Thanks, perorate.
posted by me3dia at 12:06 PM on January 29, 2003

And I wonder how often it's really updated, it says "New in Theatres : Star Wars : Ep II"

Weird.
posted by psychotic_venom at 1:22 PM on January 29, 2003

#3 of top movie searches is Blue Lagoon. What do you suppose that indicates?
posted by HTuttle at 11:08 PM on January 29, 2003

There's also Mr. Skin. The guy who invented the site is on WEEI's (Boston) Dennis & Callahan show once in a while. Listeners call in and try to stump him with an actress, but 99.999% of the time he can tell you which movie, when in the film and how much skin the actress shows.
posted by MediaMan at 7:21 AM on January 30, 2003

What do you suppose that indicates?

That we still love watching Christoper Atkins masturbate and Brooke Shields menstruate?
posted by WolfDaddy at 4:33 PM on January 30, 2003