Dull Blogging

March 28, 2003 9:04 PM

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posted by brownpau (19 comments total)

This post doesn't do much for me. I don't know why I'm bothering to comment. Maybe I'll think of something to say later. Or not.
posted by hairyeyeball at 10:03 PM on March 28, 2003

I'm going to post a link to this post on my blog. Then I'm going to make some dinner.
posted by erebora at 10:10 PM on March 28, 2003

I just can't muster up the energy to formulate an opinion on this post. It's not like I had anything better to do anyway, what with thinking about the color taupe.
posted by hama7 at 11:02 PM on March 28, 2003

Nothing seems worth bothering with. I can't be bothered with anything recently. Whatever. I just don't have anything to say right now, but eh.
posted by MiguelCardoso at 4:05 AM on March 29, 2003

I found this neat 'Rate My Monkey' site, and ...oh, why bother? My life is meaningless, but at least I have nice hair. Please leave a comment.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 5:07 AM on March 29, 2003

I thought "irony" was dead.
posted by paddbear at 5:23 AM on March 29, 2003

Feeling pretty hungry. Might go for a walk to the supermarket to get some food.
posted by plep at 5:34 AM on March 29, 2003

While I was typing this comment, I noticed that I felt vaguely uncomfortable in my sitting position. I shifted a little bit to my right, and that felt much better, so I comtinued to type this comment.
posted by iconomy at 5:45 AM on March 29, 2003

Great! i did want to make a bot do this for me but i never got around to it.......
posted by dabitch at 6:13 AM on March 29, 2003

Human beings are obsolete!
posted by tommasz at 6:37 AM on March 29, 2003

i just tasted my cup of tea, it was warmer than i had wished it to be, so i put it back on the table.
posted by sgt.serenity at 6:43 AM on March 29, 2003

It's a little too early in the morning to be awake. I might go back to sleep. Or maybe I won't. Meh.
posted by PWA_BadBoy at 6:47 AM on March 29, 2003

Think I'll post these as fpp's.
No one will notice, and they'll argue.
7-11 Assistant Managership, here I come!!
posted by effer27 at 7:28 AM on March 29, 2003

I was going to write about how this post insulted me as a blogger, but then I realized that nobody would read it, because nobody cares enough about me. So then I had some cereal instead, which made me feel slightly better. Also, my toes hurt.
posted by UKnowForKids at 9:18 AM on March 29, 2003

I just don't have anything to say right now, but eh.
posted by MiguelCardoso

I thought "irony" was dead.
posted by paddbear

Posts of the millennium, right there.
posted by Vidiot at 10:59 AM on March 29, 2003

I depressed the 'down' arrow on my keyboard. This allowed me to finish reading the comments attached to this post. Completing this, I clicked the 'back' button on the browser, returning me to the front page. I then chose to click on a link to an interesting news story about Iraq.
posted by wildeep at 11:50 AM on March 29, 2003

I spent a really long time trying to think up something suitable to post. But I couldn't think of anything.
posted by onlyconnect at 1:54 PM on March 29, 2003

I walked to the supermarket to get some bread, cottage cheese and Pepsi Blue (because Mrs. Wendell likes it, sigh). The big Fox News billboard ridiculed me as a 'tree hugger' because I didn't use the car.
posted by wendell at 2:53 PM on March 29, 2003

Here is a real one.
posted by JohnR at 2:58 PM on March 29, 2003