Tycoon: "Oh boy my pills just arrived in the mail" [walks down winding staircase of multi-million dollar masion]. "Wow, 400 bottles, I can't wait to add FIVE FULL INCHES TO [MY] PENIS!"
*crunch crunch crunch* "Hey, y'know these penis pills taste kind of like Smarties". . . *crunch . . . crunch . . . . . . crunch * . . . "waaiittt a minute" . . .
[extreme overhead shot. shouting at sky] ". . . Damn you Jewish neo-Nazis and your crooked spam empires!!!"
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