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Twist up a joint before you drive
August 16, 2000 10:11 AM   Subscribe

Twist up a joint before you drive It could save your life
posted by snakey (7 comments total)

 
why, oh why, couldn't i have been a test subject here?
posted by sugarfish at 10:33 AM on August 16, 2000


This really doesn't suprise me... Pot doesn't fuck with your perception like alcohol does... What suprises me is that a government-funded anti-drug program is actually admitting they're wrong...
posted by Bane at 11:11 AM on August 16, 2000


Oh if only Bill Hicks were still here...
posted by deckard at 1:52 PM on August 16, 2000


All they needed to do was ask. Of course pot makes you a better driver. You're not only more cautious (possibly because you're paranoid, or just more observant), but more focused on the task, and the speed limit suddenly seems like it is just about fast enough, thank you very much.

Sober I cruise the freeways at 70 mph, weaving through traffic. High, I stay in my lane and shake my head at people going over 55.

I'm so glad science has decided to back up potheads, who've been saying as much for years.
posted by Awol at 2:00 PM on August 16, 2000


Spider mentioned this in one of his books. It was a hoot.

I loved "A cannabis specially imported from America".

What's *that* supposed to mean?
posted by baylink at 2:42 PM on August 16, 2000


Now they need to do further tests on professional occupations, such as airline pilots, surgeons, and nuclear-power plant operators. If more of our politicians were stoned there would probably be a lot less military conflict.


posted by PaperCut at 4:45 PM on August 16, 2000


{Lobbyist, opening suitcase full of cash} We are very interested in legislation which would permit clearcutting the National Forests...
{Politician, inhaling deeply} Nah, I got enough money, man...
posted by quonsar at 5:06 PM on August 16, 2000


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