All empty calories, all the time.

November 13, 2003 12:24 PM

It's all about the Fun Food. Today's posts seem so damn serious, I want a Deluxe Apple Hacker as well as a Humidified Pretzel Merchandiser Super King Ultimate Funnel Cake Fryer is going on my porch. Party starts at midnight.
posted by jeremias (7 comments total)

And then we can boil our underwear! You know what Samsung means!
posted by Stan Chin at 12:55 PM on November 13, 2003

a Humidified Pretzel Merchandiser Super King Ultimate Funnel Cake Fryer is going on my porch.

Feel my skills, donkey donkey donkey, donkey donkey.
posted by donth at 1:08 PM on November 13, 2003

This was fun, thanks! I've been wanting to spend about $10K to add an amusement park/church bazaar theme to my apartment, and now I know how to do it!
posted by onlyconnect at 2:49 PM on November 13, 2003

This is the unit they all choose. No operator fatigue with this one - unless counting money is hard work!

oh ho ho! delicious!
posted by mcsweetie at 3:10 PM on November 13, 2003

And don't forget, that Funnel Cake Fryer can be used to deep-fry almost anything. Mars Bars, anyone?

You know what Samsung means!
I dunno, Crimson Chin, "Green Eggs and Ham" set to music?

A thread like this only becomes legitimized when it gets a comment from a user with a handle like "mcsweetie"...

Dangit, my blood sugar went up 30 points since I started reading his post...
posted by wendell at 3:15 PM on November 13, 2003

elephant ears > funnel cakes
posted by rushmc at 3:49 PM on November 13, 2003

What could be more fun than entering THE LOBSTER ZONE.
posted by euphorb at 8:13 PM on November 13, 2003