Cure for Cancer: 72 hours of sex!

February 2, 2004 8:29 PM

Cure for Cancer: 72 hours of sex! A leading tantric sex guru who says he has counseled Whitney Houston, Princess Diana and Michael Jackson claims he "heals" women of terminal diseases such as cancer by sleeping with them -- 2,000 of them in 40 years, and his wife doesn't mind.  
posted by Slagman (14 comments total)

"People think I do this for pleasure. But I am not in this for the sex," he says, indignantly. "I sleep with women that other men would rather die than touch. They are middle-aged, often overweight and the least desirable, one was 25 stone and cross-eyed." [Times of India]
posted by Slagman at 8:29 PM on February 2, 2004

yeah. I got your cure for cancer right here! (gestures towards crotch)
posted by graventy at 8:37 PM on February 2, 2004

I wonder how many men he has helped cure cancer in. After all, he's not in it for the sex.
posted by lasm at 9:16 PM on February 2, 2004

very intriguing subject, but god, i could barely get anything out of that article. is it translated at all, or just terrible feature writing?
posted by oog at 9:26 PM on February 2, 2004

I think it's an English language paper, but crap. Though one has to wonder if that's a problem with the profile subject.
posted by Slagman at 9:41 PM on February 2, 2004

" he has counseled Whitney Houston, Princess Diana and Michael Jackson". So his claim to legitimacy is that he goes after rich creepy freaks? Maybe he should call Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake and offer to "cure" them of terminal tedium.
posted by arse_hat at 12:33 AM on February 3, 2004

72 hours of lovemaking? An idea just in time for Valentine's Day.
posted by VulcanMike at 7:45 AM on February 3, 2004

The Scam of a Lifetime!
posted by BobFrapples at 9:14 AM on February 3, 2004

Sounds like one tired dude.
posted by stbalbach at 10:48 AM on February 3, 2004

and his wife doesn't mind.

If your husband could cure cancer through sex would you mind? He CAN CURE CANCER for Christ's sake! Sure its unorthodox, but I mean he's saving lives people!
posted by Pollomacho at 11:20 AM on February 3, 2004

Ugh. Just... ugh.
posted by precocious at 12:21 PM on February 3, 2004

"Thank you, come again!" /apu
posted by SPrintF at 6:25 PM on February 3, 2004

anyone have a link for a photo of this couple?
posted by mert at 6:25 PM on February 3, 2004

Nice work if you can get it!
posted by owen at 2:09 PM on February 4, 2004