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Dog toy or marital aid? Take the test. You insert, you decide.
(NSFW unless you work at a kennel. Or a sex-toy shop. Via a friend.)
posted by trondant (21 comments total)

 
You successfully identified 13 out of 14 items.
You may be trusted with my dog.
Cute.
posted by dg at 9:42 PM on June 23, 2004


If you actually have a dog, it's not difficult. I got 1 wrong on the first test and perfect on the second. Neat idea, though.
posted by dobbs at 9:46 PM on June 23, 2004


Classic, thanks!
posted by carter at 10:01 PM on June 23, 2004


Bah, Triumph did it better. (Sadly, the full clip doesn't seem to be available online. Damn you censors!)
posted by Sinner at 10:09 PM on June 23, 2004


Anyway, who is to say that any of those items could not fill a role as either? It really only depends on your imagination.
posted by dg at 10:10 PM on June 23, 2004


Anyway, who is to say that any of those items could not fill a role as either? It really only depends on your imagination.

...and how patient and forgiving your dog is...
posted by spacewrench at 10:44 PM on June 23, 2004


You successfully identified 1 out of 14 items.
You are not allowed near my dog.
Hooo boy.
posted by DyRE at 11:04 PM on June 23, 2004


Anyway, who is to say that any of those items could not fill a role as either? It really only depends on your imagination.

They have restraining orders to protect dogs right?
posted by phyrewerx at 11:05 PM on June 23, 2004


Missed 1 on both rounds....I'm a sad person
posted by jeblis at 11:15 PM on June 23, 2004


Some dog chew toys are apparently made from dried bull penises.

Make of that what you will.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 11:55 PM on June 23, 2004


If you actually have a dog, it's not difficult.

I don't have a dog, yet I only missed one. What does that mean?...nevermind.
posted by wsg at 1:02 AM on June 24, 2004


I'm not good.
posted by ed\26h at 1:25 AM on June 24, 2004


They need a follow-up game: fanny juice or dog slobber.
posted by Blue Stone at 5:56 AM on June 24, 2004


Blue Stone!!!
posted by shoepal at 7:37 AM on June 24, 2004


100% on the first try. i'm an amazing and interesting person
posted by bob sarabia at 10:38 AM on June 24, 2004


Missed one on the second round. Anyone know how the heck your supposed to use this double ball thing as a "marital aid" ? Link to a page selling them would be fine.

Anyway, who is to say that any of those items could not fill a role as either? It really only depends on your imagination.

I've discovered that many can also be used for baby toys as long as the inlaws aren't around.
posted by Mitheral at 10:42 AM on June 24, 2004


Anyone know how the heck your supposed to use this double ball thing as a "marital aid" ?

well really, any of those things could be a "marital aid". it just depends on what you can fit in there.
posted by bob sarabia at 10:46 AM on June 24, 2004


Actually I suspect the double ball thing is a dealie you roll along the skin (probably the back) and otherwise knead with. Not all sex toys involve squishing stuff into orifices.
posted by kavasa at 12:05 PM on June 24, 2004


many can also be used for baby toys

Heh.... being a dog family who frequently has friends over with kids, I can attest that I've never met a baby who didn't like a good squeaky toy.

Anyway, i missed one on each test.

And I liked that a dozen roses is considered a marital aid -- genius!
posted by spilon at 8:37 PM on June 24, 2004


Anyone know how the heck your supposed to use this double ball thing as a "marital aid" ?

It's a tongue ring.
posted by katieinshoes at 7:47 AM on June 25, 2004


You successfully identified 1 out of 14 items.
You are not allowed near my dog.


Shouldn't that be "You are not allowed near my marital aids"?
posted by kindall at 8:42 AM on June 25, 2004


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