DO - YOU - SPEAK - ENG-LISH...
August 19, 2004 10:19 AM Subscribe
It's our language, not yours.
So, you were born in an English-speaking country founded by the English, speak English, have a degree in English, write and publish in English, have lived in England for years, and would like to become an English citizen? Sorry, you failed our English test to determine whether you have workable English, so you can't be English.