Say No To Usurpers

September 25, 2004 12:32 PM

Welcome to the INFORMATION-CYBER-WAR.Tired of the same old "song & dance" from the "Democrats" & "Republicans"? Glen Glidden knows how you feel. That's why he started "the most dangerous show on public access cable television." He takes on City Hall, revealing that most elected officials in Minnesota suburbs are usurpers, illegally occupying their position. He exposes the truth about November's election: it's Clown vs. Clown. And he's a Rammstein fan (why not?). Take a look, but remember: the truth may hurt.
posted by punishinglemur (9 comments total)

well. this changes everything.
posted by quonsar at 1:19 PM on September 25, 2004

The truth hurts not nearly as much as his web page design.
posted by fungible at 2:10 PM on September 25, 2004

All I know is I'm voting Clown Party in 2004: Plastic Balloon Animals For All!
posted by boaz at 2:26 PM on September 25, 2004

That web page design makes baby Jeebus cry.
posted by clevershark at 2:52 PM on September 25, 2004

"No conspiracy theories[; just real conspiracies!]"

Sounds kinda like: "No beer allowed; but Krusty Brand Alcohol-Enriched Malt Beverage is fine!"

Dangerous... yeah, it gave me a headache reading the pages, and now it's giving me aggitta that I wasted three minutes reading it. I need a beer to calm my stomache.
posted by lodurr at 4:23 PM on September 25, 2004

but Krusty Brand Alcohol-Enriched Malt Beverage is fine!

Mmmm.... I don't mind the taste!
posted by ao4047 at 4:59 PM on September 25, 2004

I never knew Mounds View was such a hotbed of malfeasance.

Next they'll be telling me there's no such thing as mermaids.
posted by gimonca at 5:31 PM on September 25, 2004

I'm sad that the neo-conservative page seems pretty factual, but no one's going to take it seriously in the given format.
posted by mikeh at 6:11 PM on September 25, 2004

Wow.
What a blatant rip off of the charismatic Alex Jones at INFOWARS.COM .

You may remember Alex as the angry guy screaming into a bullhorn driving down congress avenue in Waking Life.
posted by Espoo2 at 7:28 PM on September 25, 2004