I searched and searched but I still suspect this is a double.

October 19, 2004 8:32 AM

I have no idea how these people got their scissors jammed into their crotches, or why.
posted by kenko (14 comments total)

Site is far too slow to actually read anything of interest...
posted by Orange Goblin at 8:42 AM on October 19, 2004

Saves you the trouble of discovering how potently unfunny the gag is.
posted by squirrel at 8:50 AM on October 19, 2004

I like to jam a pair of scissors into my crotch repeatedly. Is that wrong?
No, of course not! Although authority figures would deny it and, indeed, try to discourage such activity, a recent survey has shown that fully 95% of the world's population does it on a regular basis! In fact, it's probably those who DON'T do it that you should be worried about!
posted by brownpau at 8:57 AM on October 19, 2004

Wow. I remember laughing at this back in '95.

I was 12.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 9:05 AM on October 19, 2004

via TungstenChef? (this post gave me meta-deja-vu)
posted by shoepal at 9:08 AM on October 19, 2004

If this is the "best of the web", no wonder NewsFilter is so popular nowadays.
posted by mischief at 9:23 AM on October 19, 2004

Well, I'd never seen it and apparently it hasn't been posted before. (I didn't read enough of the asexuality thread to see TungstenChef's link.)
posted by kenko at 9:39 AM on October 19, 2004

I could swear I've seen this here. Was it Fark? Is this Fark?
posted by soyjoy at 10:14 AM on October 19, 2004

I think Pretty_Generic pegged the year exactly.

Now, can we please have some "Ate my balls" links as a chaser? Squirrel Hazing? The Exploding Whale? National Midgit Resistance? David Hasselhoff is the Antichrist? Dysfunctional Family Circus?
posted by naxosaxur at 10:28 AM on October 19, 2004

Naxosaxur, the DFC was linked just a few days ago, by Johnny Assay.
posted by kenko at 10:48 AM on October 19, 2004

Geez not everyone was super '1337 enough to have seen this back in 1995 [1]. Almost anything is better than another nitpick bush bash.

[1] I, of course, remember the Septmember that Never Ended but kenko may not. '95 is so long ago there is a measureable population on the 'Net who weren't even born in '95. Now if you'll excuse me I feel the need to take the porche for a drive and let the snow blow thru my hair.
posted by Mitheral at 12:13 PM on October 19, 2004

the DFC was linked just a few days ago

yes, and that was old and dull too. your point?
posted by bob sarabia at 12:48 PM on October 19, 2004

I will never tire of the exploding whale.
posted by undecided at 2:52 PM on October 19, 2004

Almost anything is better than another nitpick bush bash.

The key word is almost.
posted by sic at 3:24 PM on October 19, 2004