Grape Haiku

November 6, 2004 7:45 PM

Grape Haiku
posted by mr_crash_davis (31 comments total)

Tape haiku
posted by iconomy at 7:49 PM on November 6, 2004

Ape haiku.

:::holds his nose:::
posted by rushmc at 8:04 PM on November 6, 2004

Snape Haiku
posted by John Kenneth Fisher at 8:06 PM on November 6, 2004

Tape Haiku
posted by anathema at 8:10 PM on November 6, 2004

Um, yeah, sorry about that, iconomy.
posted by anathema at 8:13 PM on November 6, 2004

I cut up some grapes
I took out all of the seeds
My daughter ate them
posted by kozad at 8:17 PM on November 6, 2004

Mr. Crash Davis
Posted a new Haiku link
Minus the creepy.

:-)
posted by John Kenneth Fisher at 8:21 PM on November 6, 2004

Rapier haiku:

the blade of the sword
is two-sided, and it is sharp
it's good for dueling
posted by iconomy at 8:24 PM on November 6, 2004

Metafilter Comment Haiku:

To be blunt they put
their thingy where poop comes out
Sonserae once said
posted by limitedpie at 8:26 PM on November 6, 2004

Grape Hi-C
posted by yhbc at 8:27 PM on November 6, 2004

God love the blue. Very clever, all.
posted by Turtles all the way down at 8:35 PM on November 6, 2004

Well, I still don't understand your ever-inscrutable motivation for the previous one, MCD, but I've also realized that I simpy don't care. More wine!>
posted by soyjoy at 8:48 PM on November 6, 2004

Lake Haiku
posted by jazon at 8:58 PM on November 6, 2004

Rape haiku.

Not that kind, duh.
posted by rushmc at 8:59 PM on November 6, 2004

If I wasn't so damned lazy I'd find a link to a haiku about a crepe and then I'd tie it into the pancakes meme and I'd be king for a minute.

But instead I'll just talk about it.
posted by The God Complex at 9:06 PM on November 6, 2004

How dare you post that!
Oh wait wrong thread don't mind me
Go about your lives
posted by zaack at 9:21 PM on November 6, 2004

Rake Haiku
posted by euphorb at 10:09 PM on November 6, 2004

What's purple and commutes?
posted by weston at 12:40 AM on November 7, 2004

your winter scarf
covers the back of your neck
a tartan snowfield
posted by seanyboy at 1:31 AM on November 7, 2004

his baby blanket
red, billows when he flys
kryptonian sky
posted by seanyboy at 1:34 AM on November 7, 2004

too poor for curtains
old sheet blocks out the summer
the barking dogs, next door.
posted by seanyboy at 1:37 AM on November 7, 2004

seanyboy: "nape haiku", "cape haiku", "drape haiku".

Now, what do I win?
posted by taz at 4:28 AM on November 7, 2004

m_c_d, it is obvious that this post is terribly insensitive to people (including myself) who were abused by Welch's Grape Jelly in their youth. (And the jelly glasses! Oh, the inhumanity!!)

I hope that mathowie, once he regains consciousness, will delete this distasteful and high-carb post. If not, I'll get over it.
posted by wendell at 10:29 AM on November 7, 2004

posted by seanyboy at 10:59 AM on November 7, 2004

What? It doesn't have my name on it?
posted by taz at 1:23 PM on November 7, 2004

An abelian grape.

What's light purple and commutes?
posted by fvw at 1:26 PM on November 7, 2004

What's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice?
posted by kenko at 6:12 PM on November 7, 2004

Zorn's lemon.

What's yellow, normed, and complete?

(MetaFilter math geeks unite!)
posted by fvw at 6:45 PM on November 7, 2004

Light purple and commutes was an Abelian semigrape by the way.

yes, not funny, I know.
posted by fvw at 6:47 PM on November 7, 2004

Grape Upon
posted by terrapin at 9:52 AM on November 8, 2004

A Bananach space.

(Stopping now. Promise.)
posted by fvw at 1:03 PM on November 8, 2004