Searching for Hope? Purpose? Relief?

November 22, 2004 10:22 AM

Searching for Hope? Purpose? Relief?Well then, look no further my friends - Bob Saget will save your soul! In my goal to share my love for Bob Saget with the rest of the world, I have taken it upon myself to amass the largest collection of pictures to ever chronicle the life of our great Saviour. So please, browse through our website and prepare yourself for a journey into the vast depths of Bob's heart. Remember, Bob loves you, and he wishes for you to join us on the spiritual path to enlightenment.

Don't know about you - but I'm convinced.
posted by mattr (25 comments total)

Saved by someone who sucks dick for coke?
posted by kyle at 10:28 AM on November 22, 2004

I'm not feeling Bob's love in the "bird flipping" photo.
posted by Crackerbelly at 10:33 AM on November 22, 2004

I...uh...wow.
posted by PossumCowboy at 10:47 AM on November 22, 2004

I'd just like to say - for the record - that I think ironic websites celebrating washed up sitcom stars are going to really take off.

You heard it here first, folks.
posted by billysumday at 10:49 AM on November 22, 2004

Can i change my username now?
posted by HuronBob at 10:52 AM on November 22, 2004

The only thing I ever found funny about Saget was his dual persona... on television, he was like a more animated Mr. Rogers, but his standup was some really foul stuff (as far as language and content). I don't mind curse words or anything, but I was really sort of set back with how much he used them.

My humble, heartfelt greetings to Mefi, btw (daily lurker for several years)... I became legit this weekend.
posted by grimcity at 10:57 AM on November 22, 2004

i bet the olsen twins have some stories to tell...
posted by quonsar at 11:00 AM on November 22, 2004

It's the icon at the bottom that does it for me. I forsee a whole line of jack-in-the-boxes with unpleasant surprises in them. I want the Rush Limbaugh one.
posted by dougunderscorenelso at 11:00 AM on November 22, 2004

I'm only familiar with his TV work - and I can't even imagine him swearing. He was just so clean cut it was gross.
posted by orange swan at 11:03 AM on November 22, 2004

How interesting, this site says Saget is Satan.
posted by jefbla at 11:11 AM on November 22, 2004

Bob Saget is...about the most uninteresting person I can possibly imagine. And, apparently, another false prophet for our media-saturated age.
posted by baphomet at 11:12 AM on November 22, 2004

My favorite Saget story.
posted by MrMoonPie at 11:29 AM on November 22, 2004

*makes stupid jokey website about goofy 80s sitcom celebrity*

This crap is getting old.
posted by xmutex at 11:37 AM on November 22, 2004

Now I don't know WHO to worship?

possibly nsfw links (dependent on varying religious beliefs and/or graphic language)
posted by mic stand at 11:42 AM on November 22, 2004

Keep in mind that although Bob Saget's stand-up work is dirty, it is still not funny.
posted by Jart at 11:48 AM on November 22, 2004

"Bob" loves you.
posted by Faint of Butt at 12:06 PM on November 22, 2004

The guy has seen the Olsen twins topless. A decade or two too early though...
posted by icontemplate at 12:24 PM on November 22, 2004

Ah, ya beat me to it, FoB. (Which just goes to show my total and complete grasp of slack...)

Praise Bob, from whom all slackness flows.
posted by dejah420 at 12:26 PM on November 22, 2004

Huh. So very 1998, no?
posted by jokeefe at 12:56 PM on November 22, 2004

it's hard to be like jesus and giving up bacon ain't gonna happen, but somehow attaining saget a violent, vulgar, sexually addicted stand-up comic seems powerfully within my grasp.

and oddly appealing...
posted by three blind mice at 1:27 PM on November 22, 2004

*twitch*
I don't know any of his stand-up work, but there were too many episodes of Full House and America's Funniest Home Videos in my childhood to ever think positively of that man.
posted by hopeless romantique at 1:43 PM on November 22, 2004

errr, what orange swan said.
posted by hopeless romantique at 1:47 PM on November 22, 2004

Hey, hey, Bob Saget. I want to have butt sex with you.
posted by Mikey-San at 6:57 PM on November 22, 2004

Before you dismiss Bob Saget entirely, check out the hilarious episode of Jamie Kennedy's show where Kennedy posed as a sleazy Hollywood tour guide showing people through Bob Saget's house.
posted by RavinDave at 10:52 PM on November 22, 2004

Bob Saget went to my school.

So did Hall & Oates. And Ted Bundy.
posted by deafmute at 11:01 PM on November 22, 2004