If at first you don't secede...
January 29, 2005 8:54 PM Subscribe
Those OLD states are totally 2004.
I should wait until Thursday,
but: If you're fed up with the idea of living in America OR Canada, consider moving to The State of Jefferson,
a county on the Cali/Oregon border with big dreams and a kickass flag.
Of course, they haven't seceded yet,
but when they do, it's only going to be a matter of time before we can all live in the utopian Republic of Cascadia,
where, as Jefferson residents, we'll run on Metric Time and help strengthen Cascadia's southern border against Californian incursions.
And hey! Public radio!
posted by dougunderscorenelso (20 comments total)
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