Just What The Asinine Ordered

July 18, 2005 7:43 PM

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ALL historical evils stem from the failure to accept and be governed by the law of electro-temporal-time compensation.
They altered the Sphinx to conceal the truth about the law of electro-temporal-time compensation. the Club of Rome and their accomplices, David Rockefeller and Henry Kissinger, are systematically suppressing knowledge of the SECRET of Nature’s law of electro-atomic inequality.
the UNIVERSAL HARMONIC CONSTANT is 7.2304852305381. only from this value can one calculate the TRUE ORBITS OF THE PLANETS.
End wars, sexual frustration, etc. — adopt Holy Spirit field science now!
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posted by Edible Energy (15 comments total)

*hums, hovers*
posted by quonsar at 7:55 PM on July 18, 2005

eVil Clown Generator is clearly a favorite.
posted by Hanover Phist at 8:17 PM on July 18, 2005

I suppose you're expectin' the posse to be ridin' up, eh, q ?

Wait, I hear hoofbeats...

They certainly could use a Spell Check generator...
posted by y2karl at 8:31 PM on July 18, 2005

electro-temporal-time compensation

I love it.
posted by nervousfritz at 9:00 PM on July 18, 2005

What a downer, no automatic MeFi comment generators, guess I'll just have to write myself.

Love the Automatic complaint generator.

Hmm, wonder what would happen if you fed a number of generators each other's input.

Great post.
posted by sien at 9:00 PM on July 18, 2005

near dupe
posted by MonkeySaltedNuts at 9:21 PM on July 18, 2005

A fucking Dungeon Generator. Hell yes.
posted by brheavy at 9:28 PM on July 18, 2005

So THAT's how the TimeCube guy came up with that amazingly annoying drivel!
posted by Balisong at 9:29 PM on July 18, 2005

So THAT's how the TimeCube guy came up with that amazingly annoying drivel!
posted by Balisong at 9:29 PM on July 18, 2005

Damn you J-run!
posted by Balisong at 9:29 PM on July 18, 2005

The "Letters to Santa" generator was my favorite. I was giggling out loud to myself.
posted by Jon-o at 9:51 PM on July 18, 2005

Yo, What about The Generator Blog by The Presurfer?...
posted by growabrain at 10:04 PM on July 18, 2005

Timecube came before all of this. All others are knocks off! Time cube four times time creation all one! Four days in one day! All cubes in one time, four time, time cube time!
posted by blacklite at 11:03 PM on July 18, 2005

DILUTE! DILUTE! OK!
posted by hal9k at 11:43 PM on July 18, 2005

self-link: car club name generator
posted by mcsweetie at 10:14 AM on July 19, 2005