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I'm not fat, that's my beer belly
December 1, 2005 12:53 PM   Subscribe

The Beerbelly A removable spare tire that serves a stealth beverage.
posted by ColdChef (22 comments total)

 
With a stadium pal and one of these, you'd *NEVER* have to leave your seat!
posted by devbrain at 1:06 PM on December 1, 2005


Classy.
posted by fixedgear at 1:29 PM on December 1, 2005


What's this "In stock soon" crap? I was about to take care of everyone on my Christmas shopping list.
posted by team lowkey at 1:30 PM on December 1, 2005


Those of us who already have a natural one are shit outta luck, I take it.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 2:04 PM on December 1, 2005


And if you ran the Stadium Pal right back into the Beerbelly you'd never have to refill it. If you were drinking Budweiser you probably wouldn't even notice a difference in taste.
posted by Jawn at 2:06 PM on December 1, 2005


If I hang this the other way around, can I succesfully lurch into the stadium like a drunken hunchback?
posted by Rothko at 2:08 PM on December 1, 2005


I love the way the animation on the left ends with "Score!" with a chick.
posted by countzen at 2:20 PM on December 1, 2005


It must be tricky to keep the beer cold without freezing your (real) belly.
posted by brain_drain at 2:26 PM on December 1, 2005


A review from devbrain's link to StadiumPal:

just wanted to tell you thank you for offering a product that is capable of so many wonderful things. My name is Steven and I am a driver for United Parcel Service in Michigan. Having an occupation that requires speed and always on the run, can cause problem with having to pause to use the restroom. There has actually been a couple drivers from my center who have lost their jobs for urinating in bottles in their truck! Now that I have my stadium pal there is no more delay or inconvenience for constantly stopping to use the bathroom. It was a little unusual getting used to, but now I find myself urinating right during delivering packages or conversating with people. What people don't know won't bother them!!!!!!! I am always on time and no more bathroom worry. Thank you Stadium Pal.........
posted by nitsuj at 2:29 PM on December 1, 2005


Funny, I've done this with the camelback in my daypack/school backpack. Nothing like a little alcohol to make those 1000 person chemistry lectures more tolerable.
posted by Derive the Hamiltonian of... at 2:36 PM on December 1, 2005


david sedaris did a funny bit on the stadium pal... excerpt here
posted by jcruelty at 2:41 PM on December 1, 2005


I may live in England, but I'm an American and I like my beer cold. At least its truth in advertising. Good for terrorists too.

Do you think the stadium pal has an overflow valve? I can imagine a group of kids running around kicking shins which looked bloated.
posted by jeffburdges at 3:13 PM on December 1, 2005


Hmmm, would look kinda weird sticking your foot in the urinal to empty the stadium pal though.
posted by parallax7d at 3:17 PM on December 1, 2005


mmm, warm beer.
posted by 3.2.3 at 3:22 PM on December 1, 2005


Because there was a female staring longingly at the gentleman using the Beer Belly and a sign behind her blonde head saying "SCORE!" I will now purchase said item in expectations of a mind blowing blowjob from a blond bimbo.
posted by Dean Keaton at 4:04 PM on December 1, 2005


I'm naming my first-born Stealth Beverage.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 4:56 PM on December 1, 2005


Stealth Beverage Wonderchicken is too hippie.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 5:19 PM on December 1, 2005


But with just a touch of whiskey-soaked Rat Packery, I hope.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 5:24 PM on December 1, 2005


re: stadium pal. What if you get so used to "going" whenever you want, that you forget that you're NOT wearing it?
posted by blue_beetle at 5:36 PM on December 1, 2005


Oi! Armstrong! NO!!!
posted by nomis at 7:23 PM on December 1, 2005


david sedaris did a funny bit on the stadium pal... excerpt here
posted by jcruelty


I laughed out loud at that excerpt. Funniest thing I've read in a long time.
posted by leftcoastbob at 8:31 AM on December 2, 2005


I laughed out loud at that excerpt.

Me too. I just choked on my saliva, I was laughing so hard.


==Genius Moment==

Two smaller beer bellies:
Beer Breasts! Now your wife or girlfriend can bring her own beer!
posted by Jon-o at 10:15 AM on December 2, 2005


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