set includes one jar of vaseline

January 17, 2006 10:11 AM

Having a filthy mind, I'm able to come up with several non-medical uses for the Digital Rectal Examination Simulator. However, when I noticed that the company selling the device was Japanese, I realized that the intended use is most likely as a way to hone your skills away from the arcade for the video game Boon-Ga Boon-Ga.
posted by jonson (24 comments total)

Hilarious! Cheers.
posted by Rothko at 10:22 AM on January 17, 2006

Life-like rectal palpable to 7cm depth

I guess its not for export, jonson.
posted by StickyCarpet at 10:22 AM on January 17, 2006

Hahaha; Do you think that game'll be ported to the US market? I'd like to take a "crack" at the gold digger.
posted by AllesKlar at 10:24 AM on January 17, 2006

Rectum? Damn near killed um!
posted by keswick at 10:24 AM on January 17, 2006

Alternate game title: "Pack-Man"
posted by Shfishp at 10:28 AM on January 17, 2006

It probably really doesn't matter much at this point, but Boong Ga Boong Ga was actually developed by Koreans, not the Japanese. Yeah, pet peeve.

(For the curious, here's the original English flyer, and the the best poo and hand costumes ever created!)
posted by cabel at 10:28 AM on January 17, 2006

hehe...that was great. so weird and entertaining. thanks
posted by nickerbocker at 10:29 AM on January 17, 2006

Kancho!
posted by loquacious at 10:31 AM on January 17, 2006

Life-like rectal palpable to 7cm depth

true, 7cm depth does put the kibosh on one of the uses...
posted by jonson at 10:40 AM on January 17, 2006

I haven't laughed out loud at a picture like this in at least three days!
posted by furtive at 10:46 AM on January 17, 2006

And here I thought I had seen it all when it came to messed up japanese video games. I mean, really [wmv].

Hrm. Anyone have a video of Boon-Ga Boon-Ga?
posted by redbeard at 10:51 AM on January 17, 2006

I'd like to buy this hollow it out and use it as a jello mold. Then at parties, I'll be able to offer people a Piece Of Ass.
posted by jonmc at 11:07 AM on January 17, 2006

Video!? Does anyone have Mame ROM of that baby?
posted by JeffK at 11:09 AM on January 17, 2006

I'm gonna stuck with manual rectal examination stimulators.
posted by Astro Zombie at 11:33 AM on January 17, 2006

For a thoroughly interesting evening, I'm sure you could combine the ...rump with both video and audio for the full sensurround experience. Links are NSFW.
posted by Zack_Replica at 11:57 AM on January 17, 2006

that comes with a detachable, er, nut sack?
posted by psmealey at 11:58 AM on January 17, 2006

no, just detachable polyps.
posted by NationalKato at 12:47 PM on January 17, 2006

Boonga boonga is actually an ass-slapping game, rather than an ass-raping game. It's one of those great modern myths, y'know.
posted by hoverboards don't work on water at 1:10 PM on January 17, 2006

Not to be confused with the pocket-sized Colorectal Polyp Model.
posted by MaxVonCretin at 1:33 PM on January 17, 2006

Odd Japanese video games aside, I suddenly feel that my proctologist is underpaid!
posted by wavespy at 1:35 PM on January 17, 2006

"I guess its not for export, jonson."

I got it!
posted by Suparnova at 2:44 PM on January 17, 2006

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posted by alms at 3:21 PM on January 17, 2006

I like how the literature claims Boon-ga Boon-ga as a "spanking" game. Maybe that's the term they use.

Mental note: do not use the word "spanking" while in Japan.
posted by clevershark at 5:59 PM on January 17, 2006

I thought nothing of this for about a day & 1/2 until I realized that it said “Simulator.”

Huh.
posted by Smedleyman at 10:06 AM on January 18, 2006