Vulva Original

March 3, 2006 8:44 AM

Not safe for work: "Vulva Original: Authentically natural vaginal flavour." (Flash interface; much gratuitous nudity.)
posted by Gator (31 comments total)

Quite possibly an idea whose slime has cum.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 8:50 AM on March 3, 2006 [1 favorite]

So riechmichund.com means smellmeand.com?
posted by soundofsuburbia at 8:51 AM on March 3, 2006

"VULVA Original beguiles the senses with the scent of a real vagina"
posted by puke & cry at 8:53 AM on March 3, 2006 [1 favorite]

I was hoping it was a sports drink.
posted by alms at 8:55 AM on March 3, 2006

Now I can feel free to market my idea: Nut musk.
posted by Astro Zombie at 8:59 AM on March 3, 2006

We're talking Vulva p.s. I've been saving this link forever.
posted by drezdn at 9:01 AM on March 3, 2006

Wait - didn't I see this in Boomerang? with Grace Jones?
posted by LondonYank at 9:01 AM on March 3, 2006

This post stinks.
posted by Gamblor at 9:10 AM on March 3, 2006

Pepsi Pink?
posted by scottymac at 9:11 AM on March 3, 2006

I wonder if this woman's shop will carry this?
posted by mosk at 9:13 AM on March 3, 2006

While you're at it, why not stock up on some of this too!
posted by Shfishp at 9:19 AM on March 3, 2006

Man's standing in an elevator.

Beautiful woman gets in. Smiles at man.

Man leans over and asks, "Hey, can I smell your pussy?"

Woman is shocked and says, "Of course not!"

Man shrugs. "Must be your feet, then."
posted by ColdChef at 9:30 AM on March 3, 2006

We're talking Vulva p.s. I've been saving this link forever.

I thought I'd seen it all, until I saw a Vagina buying groceries.
posted by BobFrapples at 9:31 AM on March 3, 2006

So, much like sex lines, this is going to be a number of middle-age to elderly women getting moist.
Right?

Lip-smacking.
posted by NinjaPirate at 9:58 AM on March 3, 2006

tag line: fresh for the girl with the not-so-fresh feeling
posted by madamjujujive at 10:07 AM on March 3, 2006

You know, I'm really trying to think of a social situation that would actually benefit from the added scent of pussy...
posted by mkultra at 10:23 AM on March 3, 2006

This would go great with my bottle of Essence de Scrotum.
posted by null terminated at 10:53 AM on March 3, 2006

In Soviet Russia, the vagina smells you.
posted by OhPuhLeez at 11:02 AM on March 3, 2006

You know, I'm really trying to think of a social situation that would actually benefit from the added scent of pussy...

A cat shelter adoption fair?
posted by davejay at 11:11 AM on March 3, 2006

This is it. Capitalism has now jumped the shark.

Everyone file out to the right and take a hoe and shovel with you.
posted by Ynoxas at 11:26 AM on March 3, 2006

I could have sworn I'd seen vulva on metafilter before.
posted by dazed_one at 11:52 AM on March 3, 2006

Vulva Blue
posted by Thorzdad at 11:58 AM on March 3, 2006

Blue? I think there's an antibiotic that can clear that up.
posted by PurplePorpoise at 12:16 PM on March 3, 2006

no two smell alike.
posted by 3.2.3 at 1:09 PM on March 3, 2006

Homer:ohhh...vulva!
posted by sluglicker at 3:03 PM on March 3, 2006

I don't see what the big deal is. I think you're all a bunch of pussies.
posted by stenseng at 8:35 PM on March 3, 2006

Aqua Vulva
posted by kindall at 10:15 PM on March 3, 2006

yipers
posted by pwedza at 1:07 AM on March 4, 2006

"Smell me 'and" !? Shocking pun; have they no taste?
posted by polyglot at 5:23 AM on March 4, 2006

I generally find that once the stacked blondes have taken off everything but the strapped-to-the-knees stilleto heels, I don't particularly need any additional "sensual enhancements"
posted by nanojath at 12:06 AM on March 5, 2006

sensual "accelerators" rather.
posted by nanojath at 12:07 AM on March 5, 2006