Curiously, this post ties in rather nicely with madamjujujive's post about The Penis Project. posted by jdroth at 12:14 PM on April 13, 2006
Now onto the Breast Project to even it all out. posted by grubi at 12:16 PM on April 13, 2006
The one with the matadors checking out that guy's package with great concern is strangely touching. posted by jon_kill at 12:17 PM on April 13, 2006
There's always this [NSFW, fucking ouch] posted by Ryvar at 12:24 PM on April 13, 2006
Not enough matagoring, sez I.
But then again, there's never enough. posted by Alvy Ampersand at 12:34 PM on April 13, 2006
Alvy last night I was watching a news program on a Spanish language station (I don't speak spanish, but I have a deep appreciation for the under-clad buxom female anchors) and they had a puff piece on a child matador. One of the freakiest spectacles I've ever encountered. Along with that show Cero En Conducta which to a non-Spanish speaker is wonerfully surreeal. posted by jonmc at 12:41 PM on April 13, 2006
I didn't get that one, either, klangy. I studied it for several minutes trying to figure out what I was missing. posted by jdroth at 12:43 PM on April 13, 2006
What would sports be without the streakers? posted by NationalKato at 12:57 PM on April 13, 2006
Sports is an excuse for men to touch each other. posted by bardic at 12:58 PM on April 13, 2006
You know, though I agree with the assessment of the this ad, I think that Basketbawful guy is a little cock obsessed. It's like those tootsie roll commercials where everything they think they see becomes a tootsie roll except we're talking dicks rather than candy. posted by Pollomacho at 1:01 PM on April 13, 2006
The defense rests, your honor. posted by Ryvar at 1:23 PM on April 13, 2006
There's only so many "Haha his penis is hanging out!" pictures a guy can take. For me it's apparently 65 or so. How many of those are there? And after a certain point I began to question those who had made the effort to scan, upload, and propogate the spread of these pictures. I guess everybody has their hobbies. posted by kyleg at 1:24 PM on April 13, 2006
I don't get this one. In fact, I don't get a lot of 'em.
It's Tonya Harding doing community service. posted by Mayor Curley at 1:25 PM on April 13, 2006
Isn't it time for matadors to start adding a few extra stitches in the crotch of their pants? I mean, that's just bad tailoring. posted by NationalKato at 1:49 PM on April 13, 2006
Say what you will about Tonya Harding, she's got spunk. posted by Astro Zombie at 2:21 PM on April 13, 2006
Having your dick hanging out accidentally is one thing, but this guy (is that Kenny Rogers?) appears to wacking off. WTF? posted by psmealey at 3:06 PM on April 13, 2006
Either this is the only duplicate, or my brain only picks out the images it likes. posted by Shutter at 3:17 PM on April 13, 2006
psmealey; I think that's the first happy ending for the Yankees since 2000. posted by Nelson at 3:52 PM on April 13, 2006
do these guys not wear cups? jesus. posted by deafmute at 3:53 PM on April 13, 2006
jonmc, I saw a puff piece about the child matador on an English-speaking channel a few days ago. He doesn't deliver the death blow, which I found very disappointing. Any child can run in circles. How many can get a sword up to the hilt in a bull's neck in one clean shot? Heck, at the bullfights I went to, the adult matadors were sucking it up at that, too. Amateurs. posted by freetshirt at 4:14 PM on April 13, 2006
I can take a few dozen pasty white buttcheeks. I can stare at penis all day long. God help me, I can even take Tonya Harding. But those BROKEN LEG pictures! Gah! Anyone who thinks nudity is more damaging than violence ought to take a gander at this set. posted by LeeJay at 4:18 PM on April 13, 2006
Even odder than the 'penis hanging out' pictures are the ones of women's underwear in such sports as ice dancing where women's underwear is expected to show. posted by jacquilynne at 4:38 PM on April 13, 2006
At least one of these is not actually an athelete, but someone who poses in sports gear for an audience... (Although, last time I checked, he listed "athletic build" in his profile.) posted by crataegus at 1:59 AM on April 14, 2006
something tells me this could only have taken place in the 70's, and it's not the clothes and hair styles posted by funambulist at 7:09 AM on April 14, 2006
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