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August 12, 2006 3:39 PM   Subscribe

Darth Vader Owns his Wife (You Tube)
posted by Turtles all the way down (64 comments total)

 
Clever. He'll have that memory to keep him warm during the next two cold, sexless years he spends on the couch.
posted by lekvar at 3:46 PM on August 12, 2006


He should have told her to take Lorraine Baines to the dance or else he'd melt her brain.
posted by Servo5678 at 3:46 PM on August 12, 2006


Painfully stupid.
posted by mrnutty at 3:46 PM on August 12, 2006


That lightsaber is TOTALLY FAKE. Erm.
posted by weretable and the undead chairs at 3:47 PM on August 12, 2006


2 AM...in the morning?
posted by stenseng at 3:48 PM on August 12, 2006


I'm on record as describing this as the worst of the web.


Sub-fark even.
posted by stenseng at 3:49 PM on August 12, 2006


That's the only lightsaber getting played with in that house.

Ba-doom-boom-chish! Thank you very much, I'm here all week, please try the veal...
posted by klaatu at 3:51 PM on August 12, 2006


YouTube?
posted by bunglin jones at 3:53 PM on August 12, 2006


stenseng; agreed. Turtles, for shame.
posted by jonson at 3:54 PM on August 12, 2006


Google Video != YouTube
posted by aaronetc at 3:56 PM on August 12, 2006


This makes me sad.
posted by TwelveTwo at 3:59 PM on August 12, 2006


I thought this video wa funny..

when I saw it two years ago. Now, not so much.
posted by SirOmega at 4:00 PM on August 12, 2006


All setup and no payoff.
posted by delmoi at 4:01 PM on August 12, 2006


oh well. here's a bull humping a midget.
posted by weretable and the undead chairs at 4:02 PM on August 12, 2006


Google Video != YouTube, only in an autistic sense. Wish the resolution had been a little better, the lady more obviously pretty and the video of something else.
posted by econous at 4:06 PM on August 12, 2006


and there is always this. (NSFW)

and this. (safe)
posted by weretable and the undead chairs at 4:15 PM on August 12, 2006


These are not the quality links you are looking for.
posted by vagabond at 4:19 PM on August 12, 2006 [2 favorites]


man in darth vader suit mistaken for escaped mental patient by wife, shot dead ...
posted by pyramid termite at 4:33 PM on August 12, 2006


George Washington
posted by delmoi at 4:35 PM on August 12, 2006


old man vloggging.
posted by delmoi at 4:41 PM on August 12, 2006


There's a 2am in the morning now?

The video is slightly amusing.
posted by Effigy2000 at 4:42 PM on August 12, 2006


.
posted by owhydididoit at 4:42 PM on August 12, 2006


;)
posted by owhydididoit at 4:42 PM on August 12, 2006


boxman
posted by delmoi at 4:44 PM on August 12, 2006


Damn...something tells me I'm not making the top three today.

(Sorry for the YouTube/Google Video screwup).
posted by Turtles all the way down at 4:46 PM on August 12, 2006


Human League - The Lebanon
posted by delmoi at 4:47 PM on August 12, 2006


I watched the whole video without realizing it was google vid and not youtube.
posted by delmoi at 4:50 PM on August 12, 2006


not funny..

would have been funny if she had shot the idiot!

THEN I would have laughed!
posted by HuronBob at 4:51 PM on August 12, 2006


would have been funny if she had shot the idiot!

Bull fucking shit, dude. Everybody knows that wife shot first.
posted by Ryvar at 5:05 PM on August 12, 2006


"Tonight is the night that you die"? That's... not cool.
posted by Justinian at 5:06 PM on August 12, 2006


I rank this video as my funny video of the week (angry german kid vs. numa numa kid).
posted by SirOmega at 5:06 PM on August 12, 2006


I thought this video wa funny..

when I saw it two years ago. Now, not so much.
posted by SirOmega at 4:00 PM PST on August 12 [+] [!]


What he said.
posted by nonmerci at 5:13 PM on August 12, 2006


Might have been funny if she had said "Tyrone.. is it Wednesday already... is the hedge clipped?" Then I would of laughed.
posted by econous at 5:14 PM on August 12, 2006


Did you really just say "would of"? Cretin!
posted by jonson at 5:16 PM on August 12, 2006


Hmm. Nice imitation of a psychopath in a Darth Vader mask.
posted by washburn at 5:27 PM on August 12, 2006


I sometimes wonder why guys like that are married when I can't even get a date.
posted by blue_beetle at 5:34 PM on August 12, 2006


I sometimes wonder why guys like that are married when I can't even get a date.

A-men. Its been two years since I've been on a date, but some dork in a Vader mask scares the crap out of his wife.
posted by SirOmega at 5:37 PM on August 12, 2006


Most inappropriate use of the *funny* tag. Evar.
posted by UbuRoivas at 5:38 PM on August 12, 2006


Of course he didn't "say" it, jonson. He typed it...

I'm surprised it didn't say "wood've" ...which, is the word I wood've used and will use from here on out...
posted by HuronBob at 5:38 PM on August 12, 2006


*waits until hubby's out to work*

"so this light sabre ... it vibrates?"
posted by pyramid termite at 6:01 PM on August 12, 2006


I actually thought it was really funny.
posted by premiumpolar at 6:01 PM on August 12, 2006


Many people have English as a second language and make elementary errors. You are simply being aggressive jonson. Well done, perhaps if you can maintain your anger you might mock me and call me some more names. Unfortunately English is my first and only language, I'm just crap at it, not even dyslexic and only barley capable of thought. Grow up, mature, be all you can be you mong.
posted by econous at 6:05 PM on August 12, 2006


That guy has a million dollars and is built like a brick shithouse, or there is no justice in the world.

Because if an average dude can pull that off and stay married...

...and blue_beetle, siromega, and I all can't get dates...

There's something wrong.
posted by ®@ at 6:10 PM on August 12, 2006


For all of you whining about not getting dates and who don't get why this guy is married, take a hint. Women love to be woken up like this at 2 am in the morning; it totally turns them on. Seriously, weren't you paying attention in Sex Ed?
posted by allen.spaulding at 6:16 PM on August 12, 2006


Spaulding has it. They totally had awesome make-up sex after the camera went off.
posted by oddman at 6:46 PM on August 12, 2006


I think that this guy might have problems. He has no consideration for his wife, No respect. That is just wrong. This guy is definitely not an example, hope they don't have kids.
posted by friendly1 at 7:30 PM on August 12, 2006


Shit sandwich.
posted by dbiedny at 7:30 PM on August 12, 2006


You people are all terrorists.
posted by weretable and the undead chairs at 7:32 PM on August 12, 2006


I'm just /.../ barley capable of thought.

That's very impressive for barley.
posted by martinrebas at 7:45 PM on August 12, 2006


-1 vote for Lucas and his Star Wars garbage
-1 vote for idiot making dopey video, using Lucas toys
-1 vote for same idiot posting dopey video to Google
-1 vote for Turtles making it an FPP

+1 vote for half asleep woman capping dopey idiot's disguised intruder ass next time he pulls something similar.

Turtle, you're gettin' off light.
posted by paulsc at 8:25 PM on August 12, 2006


+ 300 cool points to weretable and the undead chairs.
posted by geekhorde at 8:28 PM on August 12, 2006


So since I'm not married, should I be breaking into womens homes in the middle of the night and doing this? Would that get me anywhere?
posted by blue_beetle at 8:35 PM on August 12, 2006


I was waiting for her to grab the light saber and shove it up his ass to the hilt while he used is Darth Vader voice to describe the experience. . . . Now *that* would be funny.
posted by mk1gti at 8:47 PM on August 12, 2006


blue_beetle, there's only one way to find out! Keep us posted!
posted by Justinian at 10:29 PM on August 12, 2006


She should have kicked him in the balls.
posted by wsg at 12:54 AM on August 13, 2006


Would that get me anywhere?

Jail. You'll get a date really quick there.
posted by SirOmega at 1:30 AM on August 13, 2006


Is this some kind of experiment in self-imposed chastity? I mean, he's never going to get laid again. Idiot.
posted by nlindstrom at 2:07 AM on August 13, 2006


Wow. All the people concerned with the husband's sex life. Who cares? The video is funny in the way that slightly sadistic exhibitions (i.e. no one physically hurt) can be but you don't get much more than that for your entertainment dollar.

Thinking about the whole situation with a little bit more depth, something seems to be a bit out of balance in the scene we see. From the audio, it sounds like both parties are giggling once she runs out of the room. The distortion might be tricking me.

Another telling detail is that though she does recognize her husband, she stays well away from him. She seems unsure whether he is going to continue his pursuit and/or what he will do next. The bird she gives him is done without flourish or awkwardness. She knows how tell someone to "fuck off" with just her hands, suggesting she has experience with inconsiderate and offensive people just as her husband seems to be in the video.

Those of you complaining about not being able to get a date while this guy is married perhaps could use some perspective. No one deserves affection for being considerate to others. Romance is not a meritocracy, for crying out loud.

If you want to go on a date, get yourself the energy to make some friends or, heck, take your chances on that new-fangled online dating I hear everyone talking about.
posted by mistersquid at 3:58 AM on August 13, 2006


I know there are female Star Wars fans out there, but I can't imagine any of them... or any female out there at all... being actually scared of Darth Vader and a lightsaber. So as far as prank execution goes, this one was a winner. She bought it big time.

The video is a bit long for the joke, but it all paid off when, after causing his wife to bolt from the bed, he thumps the lightsaber down on the mattress. *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* It's so goofy and fake that it's hysterical.
posted by brianvan at 7:24 AM on August 13, 2006




And the countdown to the divorce begins....
posted by fluffycreature at 7:26 AM on August 13, 2006


ObviousFilter: It took sixty posts to say how stupid this was.

We are pathetic.
posted by tkchrist at 9:08 AM on August 13, 2006


tkchrist : "ObviousFilter: It took sixty posts to say how stupid this was."

Nah, only three:

Comment #3, by mrnutty : "Painfully stupid."

After that it was all supplemental review.
posted by Bugbread at 10:13 AM on August 13, 2006


Romance is not a meritocracy

Well-said, mistersquid.
posted by apis mellifera at 10:48 AM on August 13, 2006


These are not the quality links you are looking for.
posted by vagabond



rofl!
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