Unicorns!

August 19, 2006 3:11 PM

Unicorns, unicorns, unicorns, unicorns, unicorns, unicorns, unicorns (last three NSFW)
posted by fatbobsmith (23 comments total)

Yes, the last link is a double, but I figured we needed as much unicorn as possible after this.
posted by fatbobsmith at 3:12 PM on August 19, 2006

Not sure if these unicorns have the magical, mythical power to chase that.
posted by moonbird at 3:15 PM on August 19, 2006

I would just like to say that I was very amused by this part of that Wikipedia article:

In an episode of The Simpsons, the unicorn is seen trying to sneak Eve (played by Marge) back in the Garden of Eden and dies in the process, angering God (Ned Flanders) enough to banish her from the garden.

Wikipedia: the world's foremost resource for how things relate to The Simpsons.
posted by reklaw at 3:16 PM on August 19, 2006

I'm afraid you missed the greatest unicorn book.
posted by piratebowling at 3:21 PM on August 19, 2006

Unicorn Power!
posted by Rubber Soul at 3:30 PM on August 19, 2006

posted by bob sarabia at 3:36 PM on August 19, 2006

that second to last link is actually not safe for all of humanity.
posted by bob sarabia at 3:40 PM on August 19, 2006

Hmmm ...

"Oh, well, I guess a virgin goddess can join an orgy if she wants to... she's only putting her own fingers in, and Clinton showed us that mouths, fingers, vibrators, cigars, and presidential aides don't count.

"Oh, sorry, was that cynical?"

How did we get from erotic unicorns to Tonight Show monologue jokes so quickly?
posted by krinklyfig at 3:42 PM on August 19, 2006

Wow, in all the time spent as a girl with a whomp of My Little Ponies, I never thought until now, that the Unicorn was a big flaming phallic symbol and that's why we all liked them.
posted by pieoverdone at 3:43 PM on August 19, 2006

On a more serious note, it sucks to be an animal in a circus.
posted by intermod at 3:49 PM on August 19, 2006

It's possible that the unicorn in the video link (third from last) is actually not a unicorn at all.
posted by found missing at 3:51 PM on August 19, 2006

From further exploration of that second to last link ...

"at least dogs never quote the bible at me"
posted by krinklyfig at 3:54 PM on August 19, 2006

Unicorns LA
posted by sourwookie at 4:00 PM on August 19, 2006

Fifth link is to an ebaumsworld ripoff - PLONK
posted by sidereal at 4:19 PM on August 19, 2006

I think I need one of those shirts.
posted by OverlappingElvis at 4:24 PM on August 19, 2006

Don't forget CocoRosie's Noah's Ark album cover.
posted by premiumpolar at 4:30 PM on August 19, 2006

Unicorn Power
posted by MrLint at 4:32 PM on August 19, 2006

I saw the second to last link, and I think overall I would have rather seen a monkey eat his own jizz.
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 5:20 PM on August 19, 2006

uniporn.
posted by loquacious at 5:24 PM on August 19, 2006

This should be featured back to back with the gay unicorn animation. Strap-on horns indeed.
posted by adipocere at 5:33 PM on August 19, 2006

The Unicorns!
posted by brad! at 7:54 PM on August 19, 2006

I have the unicorn shirt! But in blue. It's from Threadless.com
posted by Windigo at 1:36 AM on August 20, 2006

The Unicorn Tapestries.
posted by nickyskye at 10:04 AM on August 20, 2006