"I Got Mixed Up With Some Dungeons and Dragons Bitches"
January 25, 2007 4:07 PM   Subscribe

A Day in the Life (nsfw, youtube, two minutes of your life you can't have back)
posted by bardic (41 comments total) 3 users marked this as a favorite
 
About right.
posted by soundofsuburbia at 4:13 PM on January 25, 2007


Dumb. And sad.
posted by parm=serial at 4:13 PM on January 25, 2007


Two words: Bitch tits
posted by i_am_a_Jedi at 4:14 PM on January 25, 2007 [1 favorite]


awesome
posted by Flashman at 4:15 PM on January 25, 2007


Reminds of "The Simpsons" episode where Lisa becomes president. She's asking how the country ended up in such a poor state of affairs and Millhouse, one of her advisors, says something like, "Well, the previous administration invested in the children as our future. Big mistake!"
posted by JPowers at 4:15 PM on January 25, 2007


22 seconds.
posted by facetious at 4:21 PM on January 25, 2007


wgat
posted by boo_radley at 4:26 PM on January 25, 2007


That's dreadful. What a waste of time.
posted by lupus_yonderboy at 4:36 PM on January 25, 2007


You got collegehumor.com in my metafilter! You got metafilter on my collegehumor.com!
posted by doublesix at 4:44 PM on January 25, 2007


Here we have an example of a dude who takes to heart that whole idea of "creating reality."
posted by cgc373 at 4:46 PM on January 25, 2007


Children are precious.

Though. He did raise an interesting an unintended point: What DO leprechauns do all day?

Not exercise apparently. But what else? Now I'm curious.

posted by tkchrist at 4:46 PM on January 25, 2007


Children shouldn't be allowed to do meth.
posted by Brak at 4:46 PM on January 25, 2007 [1 favorite]


Every time I'm on a plane or train I swear I end up next to that kid's older brother.
posted by suki at 4:53 PM on January 25, 2007


That child is as comfortable with his swears as I am with derogatory comments about his weight.
posted by sleevener at 5:03 PM on January 25, 2007


Sometimes I REALLY don't miss childhood. Watching that video was one of those times.
posted by miss lynnster at 5:06 PM on January 25, 2007


I'm just glad the camera didn't pan down to show his cut off leg that was sewed back on. I hate running away from dragons. They're punk ass mofo's.
posted by Skygazer at 5:15 PM on January 25, 2007


Insane Clown Posse: The Early Years.
posted by Lentrohamsanin at 5:21 PM on January 25, 2007


Kids saying fuck is funny.

I am not being sarcastic.
posted by ottereroticist at 5:25 PM on January 25, 2007


I saw too much of that kid's underwear. I wonder how long it's been since he saw it. Judging by the mid-video soda break, I'd say it's been a while.
posted by emelenjr at 5:27 PM on January 25, 2007


Through some lightening fast mouse clicking, I managed to get 1:57 minutes of my life back!
I could write a song with this regained time!
Call someone I care about and tell them I love them!
Start washing the pile of dishes that I swear have started moving of their own accord!
I feel so free and full of potential!!!

*Clicks Post Comment, tabs over to My Comments, hits F5 for four minutes*
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 5:27 PM on January 25, 2007 [1 favorite]


The best part is how pacing and talking at a moderately high volume for a minute was so taxing on his system that he has to stop and take a drink, gasping for air all the while. If that kid had to play a game of tag he'd have a coronary.
posted by Kwine at 6:05 PM on January 25, 2007


5 comments already about this kid's size. JESUS CHRIST STOP ALREADY.
posted by wemayfreeze at 6:26 PM on January 25, 2007


HE'S NOT FAT! HE'S JUST FULL OF CRAZY! STOP MOCKING HIM!
posted by Astro Zombie at 6:38 PM on January 25, 2007 [1 favorite]


Reminds me of my quiet, introverted 12yo nephew.

And that makes this very funny to me.
posted by LordSludge at 6:45 PM on January 25, 2007


According to the comments by the YT poster, it's his brother, he's actually sixteen, but doesn't look it due to a hormone imbalance caused by a tumor. The necklace isn't a D&D prop, it's a medical alert.

Anyway, I thought this Andy Milonakis stuff was done to death a few years ago?
posted by dhartung at 6:49 PM on January 25, 2007


It still doesn't explain why he's in his underpants.
posted by Astro Zombie at 6:55 PM on January 25, 2007


"5 comments already about this kid's size. JESUS CHRIST STOP ALREADY."

I count 2, maybe 2 and a half. i_am_a_jedi's comment is one. emelenjr is two. tkchrist's comment is about how he apparently doesn't exercise, which is both a reasonable conclusion given the evidence and a different (though related) issue from his "size," as you put it. But I'll be charitable and spot you the half. sleevener says that he/she is as comfortable with comments about his weight as the kid is with cursing, which is to say, not very comfortable. sleevener is with you.
And then there's my comment, which is about how the kid appears to be in terrible, terrible shape, based on the gasping and the rest break. I've known big kids who were fantastic athletes, and even some big kids who could really run fast. This kid is struggling after an extremely moderate amount of activity, at an age when he should be able to bounce off the walls all day long. My use of "the best part" was ironic; it's actually the worst; it is pitiable. Unless he has some kind of debiliatating disease, it is in fact shameful, for some combination of the kid, his parents, and his culture. I stand behind my comment.
posted by Kwine at 6:56 PM on January 25, 2007


On non-preview: he apparently has a debilitating disease. I retract my comments. I hope he gets outstanding medical care and lives a full and happy life.
posted by Kwine at 6:58 PM on January 25, 2007


And crazy pills.
posted by Astro Zombie at 7:11 PM on January 25, 2007


There has to be some value in the fact that drunken teenage pathos is now available for anyone to watch. I am at a loss to precisely articulate what that value is, but it's got to be there.

Wait... what?
posted by jimfl at 7:14 PM on January 25, 2007


Well, now we know who play Cartman in the live-action South Park movie.
posted by fandango_matt at 7:58 PM on January 25, 2007 [1 favorite]


Little dude's been watching some Trailer Park Boys, if you ask me.
posted by bicyclefish at 8:04 PM on January 25, 2007


It's hard out there for a pimp.
posted by obloquy at 8:14 PM on January 25, 2007


you guys are just jealous because he's so articulate and intelligent
posted by pyramid termite at 8:49 PM on January 25, 2007


While watching that I could not remember if I have ever before thought swearing to be quite so.... lame, I guess.
posted by gspm at 8:50 PM on January 25, 2007


What DO leprechauns do all day?

They make shoes.
posted by notmydesk at 8:54 PM on January 25, 2007


I thought they stole underpants. Or was that gnomes?
posted by MrMustard at 11:12 PM on January 25, 2007


Somebody's gonna get their mouth washed out with soap.
posted by chillmost at 12:06 AM on January 26, 2007


did you see the tags on the youtube video? wtf?!
will not propagate
posted by hypersloth at 2:59 AM on January 26, 2007


Fuck, that was fucking sweet. Let see all you skinny motherfuckers take off your shirts and do some tube time.
posted by Bovine Love at 9:25 AM on January 26, 2007


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posted by grobstein at 5:12 PM on January 26, 2007


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