I have found that my carbon footprint is half what the average family in the UK is. I will offset your carbon emissions by transferring my carbon debit to you by certificate for one year. If the bidding goes over $10,000 I will salvage my SUV and buy a vehicle that is more planet friendly. Good luck!
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