man that was completely awesome. exterminate all rational thought!
MOTTOMOTTO ZENZEN KANKEI NAI DAKARA!!! posted by joeblough at 12:57 AM on April 12, 2007
The harangue slows down a bit, but the closing lines ("I myself will be terrified.") and gestures make it all worthwhile. posted by zippy at 1:09 AM on April 12, 2007
Japan. Still. Freaks. Me. Out. Must. Visit. posted by srboisvert at 1:39 AM on April 12, 2007
Japan gets all the good political entertainment while we're stuck with "Waffle man", "Chimpy McFlightsuit", and "Lockbox."
This is the kind of campaign reform we need. Put half-cocked anarchist wingnuts on national TV, guys with only enough sanity to be afraid of themselves. If I have to put up with months and months of campaigning, I want to laugh at it!
Oh, and props on him (and Japan) for giving the finger on national TV, without censorship blurs. Did it really air that way? posted by Saydur at 1:46 AM on April 12, 2007
This did make my inner demon smile… a little nervously. This man should be put in charge of the Axis of Evil’s secret underground North Korean doomsday-virus R&D facility at once! I appreciate the youtube poster taking the time to add that “When he is not absorbed in his path to overthrow and destroy the nation of Japan,” he works as a busker. posted by misteraitch at 1:47 AM on April 12, 2007
I found myself all during the last half of that waiting for a Japanese version of Superman crashing through the roof at the cry of "Luthor you must be stopped!".
This is political theatre at its finest! Might be worth mentioning, though, that this YouTube poster's comments concerning Toyama's affiliation with something called the "Kyushu Fascist Party" cannot be independently corroborated. Nowhere does the word "fascist", nor any reference to something called the "Kyushu Fascist Party" appear in anything I've been able to find from Toyama himself. posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:18 AM on April 12, 2007
Well, at least he's honest about his feelings... posted by qcubed at 5:43 AM on April 12, 2007
"The crime is life, the sentence is death!" posted by slimepuppy at 6:26 AM on April 12, 2007
So he was a left-wing anarchist and now a revolutionary fascist?
Also, something else, if you consider Japan's extremely collectivist culture, this guy doesn't really come off so bad. He is just pissed off and isn't going to take it anymore. posted by Gnostic Novelist at 7:06 AM on April 12, 2007 [1 favorite has favorites]
Seriously, though - what minority is he talking about? The bald? The insane? The nihilistic?
And did anybody else notice that he flicks us off at the end?
Aaah Japan. A bastion of cultural otherness you are. posted by Afroblanco at 7:21 AM on April 12, 2007
This dude would make an awesome supervillain.
That's his whole point, man! He's a supervillain!
Seriously, though - what minority is he talking about?
Now that's yer characteristic Japanese vagueness. You're sorta supposed to know, but, you don't really, and neither does he, exactly, and so the social contract is fulfilled! posted by flapjax at midnite at 7:27 AM on April 12, 2007
Unfortunately, when villains win, they tend not to be of the amusing comic book type. posted by Makoto at 7:31 AM on April 12, 2007
Definitely, Makoto. Ishihara is a total drag. posted by flapjax at midnite at 7:38 AM on April 12, 2007
Metafilter: Gentlemen! I despise each and every one of you. posted by arcticwoman at 7:45 AM on April 12, 2007
So basically the guy's sayin' that unless you happen to think like the majority, your vote doesn't count. The only way to win the game is not to play - or just take your bat and glove and go home (OR blow up the baseball diamond). Hell, I been saying that for years, but no one listens to me either! And I never got fifteen thousand votes for anything! Maybe Japan is more democratic than America, or maybe America is just better at silencing idiots like myself and little mister dumbo ears.
Hey, I love'm like a brother. He's got style. Needs to work on his posture tho. And his fashion taste is so 1983. posted by ZachsMind at 7:46 AM on April 12, 2007
this guy is pretty much Ishihara in drag.
I was waiting for the "are there any queers in the theatre tonight. . ." to start posted by Heywood Mogroot at 7:50 AM on April 12, 2007
This guy should be Britains replacement fro Tony Blair. You'd be fucked then, Iran and/or world (UK included). posted by Artw at 7:51 AM on April 12, 2007
"You're probably wondering why I'm in the election. That would be a long story."
...so you may want to get some snacks. posted by 235w103 at 8:07 AM on April 12, 2007
He called on his followers to rebel against the nation. Isn't that illegal in just about all countries? posted by Citizen Premier at 8:24 AM on April 12, 2007
The man is a genius:
"Toyama, the Kyushu-based activist who calls himself a fascist, set up "shop"--a cardboard box on which to sit--in front of Tokyo's Koenji Station one recent evening. He also had several cans of beer in a plastic bag.
Addressing 20 or so passersby, Toyama said: "Let's start the drinking session as usual. But under the election law, I'm afraid I can't treat you. Please buy alcoholic drinks yourselves at a kiosk or a convenience store nearby."
Toyama has followed the same routine since the campaign kicked off on March 22" (Asahi) posted by aramaic at 8:36 AM on April 12, 2007
Also, I love that his call to OBLITERATE THE NATION is followed by "to be completely honest..." posted by dreamsign at 9:33 AM on April 12, 2007
via greasepig's link, he says he took the ferry from Kyushu to Tokyo. heh. OK, so he's a pretty well-adjusted dude in reality. I'm living in a country where both Jesse The Body Venturi and the Terminator can be elected Governor, so more power to him. posted by Heywood Mogroot at 9:41 AM on April 12, 2007
"You're probably wondering why I'm in the elections ... there are 2 types of posters, be sure to read both."
Japanese might be my favorite language to hear batshitinsane in. posted by EatTheWeak at 10:31 AM on April 12, 2007
Ishihara, 2006: "Roppongi is now virtually a foreign neighborhood. Africans — I don't mean African-Americans — who don't speak English are there doing who knows what. This is leading to new forms of crime such as car theft. We should be letting in people who are intelligent."
An impassioned plea for minority rule. I think he's correct that his platform will win the majority vote. posted by found missing at 12:47 PM on April 12, 2007
armagewrites"Yeah, the election's over. Timing is everything."
Dude. The election's just a festival for the majority. It doesn't matter if you contact him before or after the election. posted by mr_roboto at 12:58 PM on April 12, 2007 [2 favorites has favorites]
Was much of what he said really wrong though? I agree that his nihilistic 'solution' of destruction is a bit much, but his assessment seems fairly good, even if it is overwhelmed by rhetorical flushes.
Now if you live comfortably, have few worries, have children, and have a static day-to-day life, then of course you have a vested interest in the status-quo as many sensible people.
It's like having a plate of food on the table, but not liking the food. Adding salt and pepper doesn't help. However, becoming a 100 percent Breatharian is extreme. posted by Gnostic Novelist at 1:10 PM on April 12, 2007
I like that he's begging people to call him--before or after the election, inside or outside of Tokyo, of age or underage. I find it sort of endearing. I mean, he obviously needs a new crew to help him annihilate everything, but maybe, after the government has been overthrown and the majority reduced to a state of perpetual terror, he just wants to have some friends to hang with. Even would-be supervillains get lonely sometimes. posted by thivaia at 2:23 PM on April 12, 2007
I love his Yojimbo head-shake at the end. posted by redteam at 2:26 PM on April 12, 2007
ioesf: Racist comments from certain Japanese politicians notwithstanding, vagueness is a defining characteristic of Japanese communication of all sorts. If by pointing to Ishihara's comment and then back to mine you mean to say that the "vagueness" observation is unfounded, I'd answer that statements like Ishihara's are the exception that proves the rule. And, as I said earlier, Ishihara is a total drag. I'm really bummed that he just won another election. posted by flapjax at midnite at 3:27 PM on April 12, 2007
And don't misunderstand me, by "exception that proves the rule" I'm not suggesting there aren't other politicians likely to make clear, bold, assertive (and/or stupid) statements. But they are anomalies in a society where being so clearly outsoken and, well, non-vague is against the norm. posted by flapjax at midnite at 3:35 PM on April 12, 2007
I'd pay money to see Toyama Koichi stand in for Steve Jobs at the next Macworld. posted by zippy at 3:52 PM on April 12, 2007 [1 favorite has favorites]
me I think he's been reading too much rand and thinks he's a japanese galt at the radio station all over again. oy vey, as they say back home in india. posted by infini at 4:02 PM on April 12, 2007
I can't decide if I'm amused or disturbed by his ability to yell and rant angrily (to the point that CAPSLOCK MUST BE USED in the subtitles) while having no real change in facial expression. posted by CKmtl at 5:16 PM on April 12, 2007
YOJIMBO RULES!
His attitude is ultimately just sour grapes. Of course the majority is going to win an election. Duh. Here's some other things he should have longwinded speeches about.
Water is wet. It is evil to be forced to bathe.
Fire burns. This we cannot abide.
Women have boobies and a vagina. What's that about?
Fear is scary.
Blue is a color. So is purple. Yellow is also a color. Colors suck. Black is alright though, because it goes with everything.
Pencils have lead and leave markings on paper. Therefore they must be eradicated.
Stemcell research is neato.
When you record yourself on video saying and doing stupid things, it gets seen by other people - potentially people all over the world will see how stupid you are. This makes them the enemy. They must be destroyed.
*makes random hand gestures and cocks head side to side* posted by ZachsMind at 7:21 PM on April 12, 2007
Japanese Lex Luthor, you may have lost the election, but you have won my heart. posted by kittens for breakfast at 8:29 PM on April 12, 2007
An impassioned plea for minority rule. I think he's correct that his platform will win the majority vote.
Well, it has worked for every political party since... ever.
Honestly? I'd vote for him. Gladly. How often do people really like who they vote for? At least this guy's honest, and pretty perceptive to boot. Elections are celebrations of the status quo.
Sure, he's crazy, and I'd be throwing my vote away. But at least I'd be throwing it in to a much nicer trash heap this time. posted by poweredbybeard at 11:53 PM on April 12, 2007 [1 favorite has favorites]
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