103 DISEASES CURABLE BY COW URINE

June 5, 2007 10:27 PM

Cow piss heals (a guide)
posted by bigmusic (29 comments total)

Surely this could have been "cow urine heals". Surely.
posted by cortex at 10:29 PM on June 5, 2007 [2 favorites]

Bovine micturition medicine (a reference).
posted by Krrrlson at 10:33 PM on June 5, 2007

96. FEMALE DISEASE

Finally, a cure!
posted by Jimbob at 10:34 PM on June 5, 2007 [2 favorites]

84. THIRST

Surely there are easier ways...
posted by Jimbob at 10:35 PM on June 5, 2007 [2 favorites]

45. INSANITY
posted by Krrrlson at 10:37 PM on June 5, 2007

Stop everything. This is timeless literature: "Amongst urines, cow urine is best."
posted by Krrrlson at 10:39 PM on June 5, 2007

But is it vegan?
posted by Jimbob at 10:40 PM on June 5, 2007 [1 favorite]

The only cure is more cowbell piss.
posted by pruner at 10:47 PM on June 5, 2007

Does cow piss cure dying goldfish?
posted by UbuRoivas at 10:57 PM on June 5, 2007

Gold has capability to cure diseases. Gold can counter all kinds of poisons, that is why it is used in teeth, ears, nose and finger as ornaments. So that food, air, water enters the body through mouth, eyes and nose enter after touching gold. Even to this extent that for maintaining personal hygiene the gold ring is put on left hand finger so even while washing anus gold comes into contact with body.
posted by UbuRoivas at 11:01 PM on June 5, 2007

Just by smelling bull's urine, infertile woman can conceive child.

I dunno about that, but I sure can tell bullshit when I smell it.
posted by UbuRoivas at 11:04 PM on June 5, 2007

Gaumutrasav (a fermented preparation from cow urine)

Oh, dear sweet Lord Krishna, make this stop!
posted by UbuRoivas at 11:08 PM on June 5, 2007

COW DUNG TOOTH POWDER
posted by UbuRoivas at 11:15 PM on June 5, 2007

104. COSPLAY
posted by katillathehun at 12:01 AM on June 6, 2007 [1 favorite]

This website is truly a reflection of how great the internet is, in that "it" keeps on pooling out of itself more amazing & different "things" from smaller & smaller corners of the unknown vast human culture & observations
posted by growabrain at 12:54 AM on June 6, 2007

We should avoid condemning cows to abattoirs; instead establish their life-long dignity in every village and in every house.

Despite the other wacky stuff on the linked page, I'm sure we can all agree on this sensible proposal.
posted by Meatbomb at 1:17 AM on June 6, 2007

3 What is cow? What is cow-urine?

That's quite the FAQ.
posted by Meatbomb at 1:18 AM on June 6, 2007

Retardos, #1, Forever.
posted by Eideteker at 3:51 AM on June 6, 2007

Cow piss heals. Absolute cow piss, heals absolutely.
posted by PenDevil at 5:00 AM on June 6, 2007 [1 favorite]

LOLKRISHNAS
posted by and hosted from Uranus at 5:48 AM on June 6, 2007

Now I wish I hadn't taken Bart Simpson's advice.
posted by srboisvert at 5:51 AM on June 6, 2007

To be ill is human. The cure, bovine.
posted by Zinger at 6:20 AM on June 6, 2007 [4 favorites]

In a calm voice a cow Nandini says to King Dilip "Na kevalam payasa prasutim - ve hi man kam dugham prasannam"
Trans : "Whenever I am pleased and happy I can fulfill all desires. Don't consider me to be just milk supplier"
posted by fidelity at 7:06 AM on June 6, 2007

Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: What is that?
Olga: Cow urine.
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: Cow urine?
Olga: Boiled down.
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: No, no. Don't put that filth on me. Water, clean water.
Olga: As you wish. Tomorrow the pus will run, and you'll have a fever.
[he lets her put it on]
posted by humboldt32 at 8:15 AM on June 6, 2007

Dammit, humoldt32, I was just looking at this post to see if I should go find that quote.
posted by malthas at 10:14 AM on June 6, 2007

One of my favorite quotes from one of my favorite movies.
posted by humboldt32 at 12:05 PM on June 6, 2007

no, no, no. This site has it all wrong. Cow urine can't cure anything half as good as Russian Urine.

http://www.englishrussia.com/?p=275

you can thank me in advance for informing you.
posted by munchingzombie at 5:24 PM on June 6, 2007

Re: Russian Urine. A friend of mine suffered a bad ankle sprain on a skiing holiday in Russia. Her host family were very particular that she treat it with urine. Theirs, not hers.
posted by eritain at 3:05 AM on June 7, 2007

Er. Topically, not internally.
posted by eritain at 3:16 AM on June 7, 2007