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That whooshing sound must be the point of this site going by, far overhead.
posted by Malor at 10:00 PM on July 16, 2007


I give up. Are there answers somewhere?
posted by roll truck roll at 10:02 PM on July 16, 2007


??
posted by scheptech at 10:04 PM on July 16, 2007


Meh
posted by Samuel Farrow at 10:05 PM on July 16, 2007


Get the hell off our site.

But seriously loq: wtf is this?
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 10:06 PM on July 16, 2007


I'm impressed. Someone must have spent a lot of time making that UTTER SHIT.
posted by IronLizard at 10:07 PM on July 16, 2007 [3 favorites]


loquacious

dude

man

brah

Everyone knows I'm in over my head
Over my head
posted by The Deej at 10:07 PM on July 16, 2007 [1 favorite]


Actually some of it is gold.


[Palatal Express Employee] - Hello, thank you for calling the Palatal Express on Sherbrooke Street, how may I help you?

[Chris] - Oh hi there, do you take orders over the phone?

[PEE] - Do you mean phone orders?

[Chris] - Uh... yes.

[PEE] - Yes.

posted by Samuel Farrow at 10:07 PM on July 16, 2007 [1 favorite]


Get Your Own Motherfucking Blog You Fucking Fuck Wad?
posted by IronLizard at 10:08 PM on July 16, 2007


You know, this is sort of weirdly compelling in it's crappiness. It's like 1995 cross-bred with unchecked misanthropy.
posted by cortex at 10:09 PM on July 16, 2007 [1 favorite]


Uhm... I don't get it.

"Get the hell off our internet."

...Ah. So I see. Who's this "our" you speak of?

"Get the hell off our internet."

Yeah. Hum.. Off "our" meds are we?

"Get the hell off our internet."

Broken record much?

"Get the hell -"

Heard you the first time and it was just as pointless then. Thank you, drive thru.
posted by ZachsMind at 10:09 PM on July 16, 2007


Internet, the final frontier.
posted by anticlock at 10:09 PM on July 16, 2007


There a few gems.
posted by IronLizard at 10:11 PM on July 16, 2007


This was pretty funny. I'm going to do this.
posted by strawberryviagra at 10:12 PM on July 16, 2007 [5 favorites]


GYOMFBYFFW

Indeed.
posted by dhammond at 10:13 PM on July 16, 2007


This makes me hear the Le Tigre song in my head over and over again. Destroy the right wing!
posted by stavrogin at 10:18 PM on July 16, 2007


EEEAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
AAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! AAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!
KILLKILLKILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

(thud)
posted by metasonix at 10:19 PM on July 16, 2007


In the wrong hands, things like this can be dangerous.
posted by 517 at 10:21 PM on July 16, 2007


looks like somebody's still sore about being banned from geocities
posted by TrialByMedia at 10:21 PM on July 16, 2007 [2 favorites]


Very fun. Thought provoking and stylish. Thank you for being a part of my internet.

elementary
school paper lines, pencil
still lies unsharpened.

(a haiku for SIFTI)
posted by spaceproject at 10:25 PM on July 16, 2007


I'm not sure what thoughts this was supposed to provoke. I nominate the following: "Okay. And?"
posted by zerolives at 10:38 PM on July 16, 2007


If MetaFilter were run by and for cats, it might look something like that.
posted by lekvar at 10:56 PM on July 16, 2007 [9 favorites]


I'm trying very hard to imagine that the reason I don't get this is that I'm too stupid to get it. It's very possible, I'm not very smart. So assuming that I'm not very smart, can you please explain what I'm supposed to be getting from this? Because I don't like being the dumb guy in the room who's not in on the joke.
posted by shmegegge at 11:02 PM on July 16, 2007


Is this one of them 'no soap radio' deals?
posted by Tacodog at 11:10 PM on July 16, 2007


Is there a name for something that didn't make it to the meme stage? No enough cats, I suppose.
posted by strangeleftydoublethink at 11:17 PM on July 16, 2007


As an aspiring member to the NON-EXISTANT MeFi cabal, I say this post is teh awesomezzz.

EAGERLY AWAITING POINTS ON MY MEFI CABAL CLUB CARD
posted by slogger at 11:24 PM on July 16, 2007


oh dear god, this is a slow day. maybe there's something interesting in the deleted posts...?
posted by UbuRoivas at 11:34 PM on July 16, 2007


meme attempt

/fail
posted by zardoz at 11:52 PM on July 16, 2007


"I have no feet. Or mouth. Or sense of self concept."

And there's nothing wrong with that.
posted by homunculus at 12:09 AM on July 17, 2007


But ... your internet is so comfortable.
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 12:19 AM on July 17, 2007


I'm scared and slightly confused.

I also peed my pants a little.
posted by liquorice at 12:51 AM on July 17, 2007 [2 favorites]


Seriously, where's the funny/interesting part?
posted by From Bklyn at 1:20 AM on July 17, 2007


Remember the time when people like this were limited to AOL, because the software was just too hard for them to figure out how to get onto the internet?

I miss those days.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 1:54 AM on July 17, 2007


Strawberryviagra - that's by
David Shrigley.
posted by tiny crocodile at 2:23 AM on July 17, 2007


If MetaFilter were run by and for cats, it might look something like that.

Does everything have to be about cats around here?
posted by knapah at 2:46 AM on July 17, 2007


I'm going to pretend to understand this so I seem cool.
posted by humblepigeon at 3:20 AM on July 17, 2007


If I may venture, it seems as if Super Internet Fun Time is a posting vehicle for some friends or associates with much more time than sense, who post things they find on the net or invent themselves (drawings, proposed languages) that they think are humorous, but are rarely are more than mildly amusing and often pointless and devoid of anything that's funny outside their circle.

That is to say, if you are one of their club, you giggle uncontrollably at a picture of a man in an Ottawa Senators ball cap with the caption: Hey Buddee!. The rest of us just click away and never go back.
posted by beelzbubba at 3:51 AM on July 17, 2007


Don't get it. Not surprised.
posted by MarshallPoe at 4:29 AM on July 17, 2007


Nice try, thanks for playing.
posted by furtive at 4:56 AM on July 17, 2007


rubbish.
posted by snap_dragon at 5:01 AM on July 17, 2007


This is where Pokey the Penguin breaks the Fourth Wall and shoots us, right?
posted by Smart Dalek at 5:25 AM on July 17, 2007


Or the fifth wall and shoots the author, preferably, yes.
posted by ~ at 5:47 AM on July 17, 2007


Thanks tiny-crocodile.

.... but.. nothing's happened yet ....
posted by strawberryviagra at 5:53 AM on July 17, 2007


I'm going to stare at my shoes for a little bit.

It'll make just as much sense.
posted by sephira at 6:02 AM on July 17, 2007


Is this a spoof of a much funnier site?
posted by psmealey at 6:03 AM on July 17, 2007


Rest of the Web?
posted by JaredSeth at 6:25 AM on July 17, 2007 [2 favorites]


I'm touching your internet! *touches with pointer finger*
posted by everichon at 6:46 AM on July 17, 2007


I haven't figured this site out. I think that's cause there's not exactly anything to figure out. And that's OK. Not everything needs to be figured out. And this is just the kind of site that might come in very handy someday, in some unforeseen and as yet unforseeable confluence of circumstances. You never know.

Really. You never know.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 6:47 AM on July 17, 2007


Even though this is a shit post (sorry, loquacious, but it just is), I've favorited it.

Everybody favorite this post. Let's start a new ironic trend.
posted by humblepigeon at 6:48 AM on July 17, 2007


Does everything have to be about cats around here?

When is anything not about cats?
posted by saturnine at 6:50 AM on July 17, 2007


I think this is the plate of beans. We've found the plate of beans!
posted by everichon at 6:50 AM on July 17, 2007 [2 favorites]


slogger:
As an aspiring member to the NON-EXISTANT MeFi cabal, I say this post is teh awesomezzz.


Slogger, the proper vernacular is to abbreviate "There is No Mefi-Cabal". So, in effect, your sentence should have read "As an aspiring member to the MeFi cabal (TINMC)...".

This follows form with the proper reference to the anti-spam Lumber Cartel (TINLC).
posted by thanotopsis at 6:52 AM on July 17, 2007


Hey look everybody! Another stupid page on the Internet!!!!!!!
posted by c13 at 6:59 AM on July 17, 2007


Best of the Get off Our Web.
posted by Astro Zombie at 7:01 AM on July 17, 2007


It's found art, folks. It's magnificence in mundanity. It's a perfect artifact, a get-it-or-don't thing.

And there is no cabal.
posted by cortex at 7:06 AM on July 17, 2007


uhhh, get the hell off our mefi.
posted by bluesky43 at 7:25 AM on July 17, 2007


And there is no cabal.

Uh, yeah, whatever Mr. Cabal Lieutenant With Cabalicious Epaulettes.
posted by everichon at 7:27 AM on July 17, 2007


I have it from a Freemason friend of my cousin that those in the Mefi Cabal are issued secret Get The Hell Off Our Internet Decoder Specs which reveal Teh Funny.
posted by everichon at 7:29 AM on July 17, 2007


That was the awesomest thing I've seen in ages.

Now, who else wants mushrooms?
posted by mkultra at 8:02 AM on July 17, 2007


This would seem to be an appropriate time and venue to mention pancakes, vis-à-vis my liking thereof.
posted by herichon at 9:29 AM on July 17, 2007


All I have to say is: Yodel foot heckler brat that fish
posted by Debaser626 at 10:22 AM on July 17, 2007


I don't get it.
posted by Kadin2048 at 10:27 AM on July 17, 2007


You know, I don't get it either, but I've long suspected that loquacious is much more highly-evolved than I, so I'm just gonna trust him on this one.
posted by Atom Eyes at 10:42 AM on July 17, 2007


I didn't like this at all at first, but then I kept clicking, since anything is better than actually working at work.

After 15 minutes or so, it really grew on me.

Now I think it's fucking hilarious.
posted by solipsophistocracy at 10:51 AM on July 17, 2007


Correct me if I am wrong
posted by srboisvert at 11:31 AM on July 17, 2007 [1 favorite]


I kinda hope this is one of those Alternate Reality Games I've been hearing so much about.
posted by klangklangston at 12:10 PM on July 17, 2007


I did start laughing. Around page 8. I'm not sure exactly why.
posted by lampoil at 4:39 PM on July 17, 2007


It feels like Aqua Teen Hunger Force used to before I started to think it was funny. I'm not sure if my brain has to reach a certain threshold of humor to get this, too, or if in this case I'm wandering along an asymptote. I'll have to come back later and see. Or, I might just forget about this entirely. Time will tell.
posted by Tehanu at 5:44 PM on July 17, 2007


It seems wrong not to say "our Internets" now.
posted by taursir at 7:42 PM on July 17, 2007


Terrorist. Anyone who uses the internet is clearly someone who HATES LIBERTY. And if YOU use the internet then THEY have WON.
posted by oxford blue at 9:45 PM on July 17, 2007


this post is redeemed by david shrigley being mentioned in the comments
posted by sleep_walker at 11:53 PM on July 17, 2007


The only thing I know for sure is that those teenburgers tasted really good.

hah. some really funny stuff in here, but way too much cruft...
posted by mikw at 12:11 AM on July 18, 2007


Squeeze me?
posted by BigCreekBill at 6:39 AM on July 18, 2007


Too much stuff about Manitoba... brings back terrible memories.
posted by tehloki at 1:30 PM on July 18, 2007


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