JewTube

August 1, 2007 11:58 AM

JewTube. It's exactly what it sounds like.
posted by jeremy b (59 comments total)

You have a drink named Murray?
posted by sidereal at 12:01 PM on August 1, 2007

When I laugh at something on the site, I'm going to take a video of the milk shooting out of my nose and post it to SpewTube. I'll post a link here when it's up.
posted by DU at 12:06 PM on August 1, 2007

vakakta.
posted by ninjew at 12:18 PM on August 1, 2007 [1 favorite]

Does everyone really need to self-segregate themselves into ghettos? I'm pretty sure YouTube lets Jews contribute, and all these "[[popular site]] version for [[whoever]]"s just seem to minimize the interactions that lead to understanding.
posted by John Kenneth Fisher at 12:19 PM on August 1, 2007

Needs more Jews.
posted by boo_radley at 12:20 PM on August 1, 2007

As someone who gets no exposure to Jewish culture or people and whatnot (barring Seinfeld, I guess?), this as a welcome addition.

Sure, you could just have a channel in YouTube, but JewTube is a fricking priceless domain name.
posted by eurasian at 12:23 PM on August 1, 2007

I'm going to take a video of the milk shooting out of my nose and post it to SpewTube.

I think someone already has that idea.
posted by Armitage Shanks at 12:26 PM on August 1, 2007

First jew get the money, then jew get the power, then jew get the tubes?
posted by hoverboards don't work on water at 12:31 PM on August 1, 2007 [1 favorite]

Wake me up when BlueTube goes online.

dedicated to Blue Man Group homages? pornography? Blue Man Group homage pornography? YOU (er, BLUE) decide!
posted by davejay at 12:34 PM on August 1, 2007

I watch PewTube when I miss Sunday mass.
posted by kuujjuarapik at 12:38 PM on August 1, 2007

I'm going to take a video of the milk shooting out of my nose and post it to SpewTube.

As long as you keep the meat in the other nostril, you're golden.
posted by Falconetti at 12:45 PM on August 1, 2007 [3 favorites]

The domain was originally owned by a Palestinian.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 12:46 PM on August 1, 2007 [4 favorites]

It's exactly what it sounds like

I was expecting a tube made out of Jewish people.
posted by ORthey at 12:47 PM on August 1, 2007

The revolution will not be televised.


It will be on CoupTube!
posted by Terminal Verbosity at 12:48 PM on August 1, 2007 [6 favorites]

Can't we all just go back to watching the good ol' traditional BoobTube?
posted by adamms222 at 12:58 PM on August 1, 2007

I can hardly wait for the All-Flintstones YabbaDabbaDooTube

(thank you, I'll be here all week)
posted by briank at 12:59 PM on August 1, 2007

Another single-link JewTube post. Sigh.
posted by Western Infidels at 1:04 PM on August 1, 2007 [1 favorite]

I've been showing people my JewTube for years, and so far nobody has complained.
posted by Astro Zombie at 1:06 PM on August 1, 2007 [2 favorites]

They have. A Borat. Section.
posted by shmegegge at 1:06 PM on August 1, 2007 [2 favorites]

LOLJESUS
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 1:10 PM on August 1, 2007

I went right to the babe classfication--movie stars..lovely chicks.
posted by Postroad at 1:18 PM on August 1, 2007

www.lootube.com

Ooooooh, the possibilities.
posted by googly at 1:27 PM on August 1, 2007

JewTube. It's exactly what it sounds like.

It's a big pipe full of Hassids?

Have not yet clicked link
posted by Pollomacho at 1:32 PM on August 1, 2007

113 videos does not a portal make. Even if it is all Jew, 24/7.
posted by Meatbomb at 1:33 PM on August 1, 2007

A Borat section but nary a bris? A shanda fur die goy!
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 1:33 PM on August 1, 2007

As someone who gets no exposure to Jewish culture or people and whatnot (barring Seinfeld, I guess?), this as a welcome addition.

BUT CERTAINLY YOU WATCH OUR HOLLYWOOD MOVIES, YES?

YIEDEL DIEDEL DIEDEL
posted by Sticherbeast at 1:36 PM on August 1, 2007 [2 favorites]

I like to watch videos of people paddling around on canoetube.
posted by M.C. Lo-Carb! at 1:36 PM on August 1, 2007

I'm just glad there's no pootube.


And 3... 2... 1...


Now there is.


*shit*
posted by stenseng at 1:43 PM on August 1, 2007

Looking for a good goulash? StewTube!

Foot fetish? ShoeTube!

Find out if trees make a sound when they fall in the forest with YewTube!

Stick it or sniff it on GlueTube!

Got a harpy girlfriend? Post her to ShrewTube!

Bad hairday? DoTube!

etc.
posted by sharpener at 1:46 PM on August 1, 2007

Ali G vs. Noam Chomsky was almost too painful to watch... but worth it, ultimately. He manages to hang on to his dignity... barely.
posted by Squid Voltaire at 1:48 PM on August 1, 2007

How about a stoner version called DoobTube?
posted by Afroblanco at 1:50 PM on August 1, 2007

...complain about the proliferation of tubes at BooTube.
posted by flashboy at 1:51 PM on August 1, 2007

Does everyone really need to self-segregate themselves into ghettos?

*cough*
posted by dhartung at 1:52 PM on August 1, 2007 [1 favorite]

Heh..
posted by c13 at 1:56 PM on August 1, 2007

Is this a fake, or a joke? I see no privacy policy, FAQ, about page, or any of the usual Web-site requisites...

Oh, there it is. Duh. Just click on the JewTube link in the player...

vSocial, powered by vCONNECT, is a social networking for video platform that enables content owners, site operators and online marketing organizations to custom brand, target, virally distribute and monetize their message via video.

This looks like a proof-of-concept designed to sell a social-networking/marketing company. I would doubt it is committed to becoming a Jewish video portal, but we shall see.
posted by mrgrimm at 1:58 PM on August 1, 2007

puns != actual humor.
posted by signal at 2:05 PM on August 1, 2007

puns != actual humor.

You know, if I had an extra $5, I'd make a Piers Anthony sock puppet and go to town on this.
posted by Sticherbeast at 2:08 PM on August 1, 2007

They have. A Borat. Section.

So will this website be used by Jews to repeat their attack of 9/11?
posted by phaedon at 2:29 PM on August 1, 2007

Meh. Feh.
posted by rob511 at 2:42 PM on August 1, 2007

Why are these tubes different from all other tubes?
posted by Poolio at 2:45 PM on August 1, 2007

JewTube begins and ends, for me, with Feed Me Bubbe.

previously
posted by joseph_elmhurst at 2:47 PM on August 1, 2007

I was afraid Jew Tube was going to be a euphemism for what they remove at a bris.
posted by BrotherCaine at 2:49 PM on August 1, 2007

"The internet isn't a goyim dump truck, it's a series of Jew tubes" - Theodore Stevenburgs
posted by PostIronyIsNotaMyth at 2:58 PM on August 1, 2007

DU : I'm going to take a video of the milk shooting out of my nose and post it to SpewTube.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that if you create a site where people can post their own videos, and you call it 'SpewTube', it's going to pretty quickly transition away from milk coming out of people's noses...

Though I suppose there are fetishes for pretty much everything else.
posted by quin at 3:03 PM on August 1, 2007

For videos of being eaten: GrueTube
posted by LionIndex at 3:12 PM on August 1, 2007

Blue Man Group homage pornography?
Kinky. [.wav; NOT HEDY LEMARRIST]
posted by kirkaracha at 3:14 PM on August 1, 2007

Where's the full-frontal Jewdity?

(w/apologies to Sarah Silverman)
posted by krinklyfig at 3:16 PM on August 1, 2007

Where's the full-frontal Jewdity?

I though the whole 'hole in the sheet' business was designed to avoid that?
posted by PeterMcDermott at 3:57 PM on August 1, 2007

On the other hand, when you're sick of Angles and Saxons, you can watch JuteTube.
posted by i_am_joe's_spleen at 3:59 PM on August 1, 2007

This could be x-posted to Jewtube and croontube.

Tubeless, but in the same category:

Harry sings Hava

Johnny does Kol Nidre!
posted by ericbop at 3:59 PM on August 1, 2007

These jews, always about the monetizing of the message.
posted by Joakim Ziegler at 4:09 PM on August 1, 2007

It's full of..........er........Jews...
posted by Joeforking at 4:10 PM on August 1, 2007

It's a series of Jews.
posted by Tube at 4:18 PM on August 1, 2007

Huh, they do the javascript URL change thing so you can get permalinks without changing pages.
posted by delmoi at 4:50 PM on August 1, 2007

I liked the video with the Jews.
posted by zardoz at 5:00 PM on August 1, 2007

I should post my decision to read this thread to RueTube.
posted by phooky at 6:01 PM on August 1, 2007

If there's no image on the screen, but it's just completely dark, that's when you're likely to be eaten by a GrueTube.
posted by Joakim Ziegler at 6:05 PM on August 1, 2007 [1 favorite]

Oy, gevalt.
posted by Target Practice at 8:49 PM on August 1, 2007

Let's not go giving people any ideas of making a MewTube to post videos of their cats. Their LOLcats.
posted by Lush at 9:26 PM on August 1, 2007 [1 favorite]