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September 30, 2007 6:55 AM   RSS feed for this thread Subscribe

No, I'm sorry, it does. There are some arguments that never end. John or Paul? "Another thing coming" or "Another think coming?" But none has the staying power of "Is 0.999999...., with the 9s repeating forever, equal to 1?" A high school math teacher takes on all doubters. Round 2. Round 3. Refutations of some popular "They're not equal" arguments. Refutations, round 2. You don't have to a mathematician to get in on the fun: .99999=1 discussed on a conspiracy theory website, an Ayn Rand website (where it is accused to violating the "law of identity"), and a World of Warcraft forum. But never, as far as I can tell, on MetaFilter.
posted by escabeche (256 comments total) 24 users marked this as a favorite

Neither exist.
posted by Henry C. Mabuse at 7:03 AM on September 30, 2007


This "controversy" annoys me to no end. Under the reals, yes. Under some other number systems which include infitesimals, no. Hooray!
posted by Arturus at 7:05 AM on September 30, 2007 [7 favorites]


NERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSS!
posted by kittens for breakfast at 7:07 AM on September 30, 2007 [1 favorite]


"Another think coming"? What?
posted by washburn at 7:10 AM on September 30, 2007


JOHN.
THINK.
NOT EQUAL.

there, see? all you had to do was ask.
posted by quonsar at 7:10 AM on September 30, 2007


"Another think coming"? What?

it's very simple basic grammar.
"if you think x, you've got another think coming."

if you think it's "thing", you've got another think coming. "thing" in that sentence doesn't even make a whit of sense. you may as well say "toast" or "cheese" or "fencepost", for all intensive porpoises.
posted by quonsar at 7:15 AM on September 30, 2007 [4 favorites]


think? really? how does that even make sense?
posted by milestogo at 7:16 AM on September 30, 2007


"thing" in that sentence doesn't even make a whit of sense

saying "thing" means, "if [that is the thing] that you think [you are going to be getting], you've got another thing coming!"
posted by milestogo at 7:17 AM on September 30, 2007


I'm pretty sure that if you read the first references in print you'll see that the phrase originated as "another think coming." But whenever my parents used to say this to me as a kid I heard it as thing.
posted by Turtles all the way down at 7:18 AM on September 30, 2007


it's very simple basic grammar.
"if you think x, you've got another think coming."


quonsar is correct. "You've got another think coming" is the equivalent of "think again."
posted by amyms at 7:19 AM on September 30, 2007


.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
posted by Falconetti at 7:19 AM on September 30, 2007 [11 favorites]


and yes, .99999...=1

1/3 + 1/3 + 1/3 = 1 is the simplest way for me to see it.
posted by milestogo at 7:20 AM on September 30, 2007 [4 favorites]


an Ayn Rand website (where it is accused to violating the "law of identity")
That link's a little disappointing. It's just a guy asking if it violates that "law", and a bunch of other people answering in typical ways (the typically right ways and the typically wrong ways).

I was hoping for "The government is behind this plot to make us think that .9999... is equal to 1. The IRS uses it in its calculations to steal even more of our money. One more benefit of an unbridled free market (as if we needed any more!) would be that this despotic and obvious violation of the Law of Identity would cease almost immediately."
posted by Flunkie at 7:20 AM on September 30, 2007 [4 favorites]


watt quonsar said.
posted by pompomtom at 7:21 AM on September 30, 2007


this problem is like a plane on a conveyor belt
posted by bhnyc at 7:22 AM on September 30, 2007 [3 favorites]


Watch out, quonsar, there's this huge think right behind you!
posted by sour cream at 7:23 AM on September 30, 2007 [2 favorites]


Under the reals, yes. Under some other number systems which include infitesimals, no.

Jesus, no. Even in nonstandard analysis, where you're messing around with infinitesimals, this infernal thing is equal to 1.

This isn't a deep mathematical fact - it is an unfortunate artifact of the decimal representation system, when you allow repeating representations. Any number with a "terminating" representation can also be represented with repeating 9's. Just take the rightmost nonzero digit, subtract 1, and drop on those fun repeating 9's.

Example: 1230 = 1229.9r

.9r and 1 are both standard real numbers. In nonstandard analysis, the difference between them can't be an infinitesimal, because the difference between any two real numbers is a real number, still. Infinitesimals are a huge red herring.
posted by TypographicalError at 7:23 AM on September 30, 2007 [5 favorites]


think? really? how does that even make sense?

It's a deliberate grammatical error, intended to be humorous.
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 7:24 AM on September 30, 2007


"another think coming" is just utterly retarded, nearly as bad as "for all intensive purposes". since when is think used as a noun by adults? plus a "k" just before a hard "c", that's just ugly in the mouth.
posted by nicolas léonard sadi carnot at 7:25 AM on September 30, 2007 [2 favorites]


My parents used to use that on me all the time. "If you think you can get away with that, young man, you've got another think coming!"

And it's "for all intents and purposes", not "intensive purposes". :)
posted by Malor at 7:26 AM on September 30, 2007


"another think coming" is just utterly retarded, nearly as bad as "for all intensive purposes".
Hmmmm? "You've got another think coming" has a clear meaning, regardless of whether you think it's grammatical or not. And that clear meaning matches the phrase's actual usage in context.

What does "another thing coming" mean? How does it match with usage?
since when is think used as a noun by adults?
Since (at least) the early 19th Century, according to the OED.

I'm not saying it wasn't used as a noun before that - I'm just saying that their example usages as a noun date back to 1835.
plus a "k" just before a hard "c", that's just ugly in the mouth.
Which is exactly why a lot of people think it's "thing".
posted by Flunkie at 7:31 AM on September 30, 2007 [2 favorites]


Language Log on the think/thing debate.
posted by monju_bosatsu at 7:32 AM on September 30, 2007


Wow, I feel like I put two really virulent bacteria together in a Petri dish and now I'm seeing which one is truly stronger. Good work, "thing vs. think."
posted by escabeche at 7:33 AM on September 30, 2007 [2 favorites]


No, the simplest way is:

1 - .99999999.... = .00000000... = 0

Therefore 1 + 0 = .99999999.......

Therefore 1 = .9999999......
posted by DU at 7:34 AM on September 30, 2007


In fact, I just happened to notice that one of the subentries for "think" as a noun in the OED actually is "to have another think coming: to be greatly mistaken."

Example usage listed there goes back to 1937. Here's one such example in the OED:
Any design consultant who thinks he is going to get British Leyland right by himself on his own has got another think coming.


Explain to me how "Any design consultant who thinks (such-and-such) has got another thing coming" makes more sense.
posted by Flunkie at 7:35 AM on September 30, 2007


If you define 0.999... as 1-(1/Infinity) then this all comes down to what you think the result of 1/Infinity is.

If you think dividing a number into infinite pieces results in no quantity, then 0.999... == 1. If you think you end up with infinitely many pieces then 0.999... <> 0.
posted by public at 7:36 AM on September 30, 2007


What the hell is happening on metafilter today? Revenge of the bad high school education?


.99999...=1

Don't focus on the 9's and the 1. The most important part of this is the "...".
posted by Pastabagel at 7:38 AM on September 30, 2007 [3 favorites]


Also, I had no idea there was a thing vs think controversy. How is it even a question that "thing" could be right? I mean...duh.
posted by DU at 7:40 AM on September 30, 2007


Merriam-Webster also has "think" as a noun, and also explicitly gives "another think coming" as an example.
posted by Flunkie at 7:42 AM on September 30, 2007


Good work, monju, but there's a newer LL post that has cites (with images of the actual newspaper stories) of "another think" from 1897 and 1898. You "think makes no sense!" people just aren't getting it. You're letting the fact that you learned the alternate form first cloud your understanding. And the process of making verbs and nouns out of each other is ancient and natural in English.
posted by languagehat at 7:45 AM on September 30, 2007 [3 favorites]


And of course 0.99999.... = 1. Didn't any of you unbelievers ever take a math course?
posted by languagehat at 7:45 AM on September 30, 2007


Okay, so then if zero can be equal to .000000000000..., is positive number x divided by zero = infinity?
posted by billysumday at 7:46 AM on September 30, 2007


Okay, so then if zero can be equal to .000000000000..., is positive number x divided by zero = infinity?

Yes.
posted by public at 7:49 AM on September 30, 2007 [1 favorite]


The WoW link is my favorite:

"There are two theories that math doctors use it is x=1 and true factor numbers. "

Wooo math doctors! *high-five escabeche with my true factor numbers*

Also, things like this:

If you define 0.999... as 1-(1/Infinity)

make about as much sense as saying "If you define 0.999... to be a smallish not-quite-ripe avocado, then this all comes down to what the best recipe for guacamole is." The answer is, nobody defines it to mean that, because that wouldn be silly.
posted by gleuschk at 7:50 AM on September 30, 2007 [4 favorites]


Okay, so then if zero can be equal to .000000000000..., is positive number x divided by zero = infinity?

Yes.


Really? Awesome. Then why is it taught as x/0 = zero?
posted by billysumday at 7:52 AM on September 30, 2007


Er, would.
posted by gleuschk at 7:52 AM on September 30, 2007


Okay, so then if zero can be equal to .000000000000..., is positive number x divided by zero = infinity?
No. Positive number x divided by zero is undefined.

The limit of a constant positive number x divided by positive number y, as y approaches zero, is infinite. But "x over zero" itself is not defined.
posted by Flunkie at 7:53 AM on September 30, 2007


Really? Awesome. Then why is it taught as x/0 = zero?
Whoever taught you this has another think coming.
posted by Flunkie at 7:54 AM on September 30, 2007 [16 favorites]


...

What is the sound of one hand waving dismissively?

...
posted by The Card Cheat at 7:57 AM on September 30, 2007 [2 favorites]


on think vs thing, it doesn't really matter which is the first usage, or which makes more objective sense - for mine is an aesthetic objection! "another think coming" is simply abominable. anyone who uses that form may as well be hooting and screeching like a barbary ape. i won't stand for it. i simply WON'T.
posted by nicolas léonard sadi carnot at 7:59 AM on September 30, 2007 [10 favorites]


Okay, so then if zero can be equal to .000000000000...

I'm not sure what this is supposed to say.

is positive number x divided by zero = infinity?

No. Division by zero just can't be given a sensible interpretation if you want the rules of arithmetic to continue to work.

Really? Awesome. Then why is it taught as x/0 = zero?

If you were taught this, you should ask for your money back.
posted by gleuschk at 7:59 AM on September 30, 2007 [5 favorites]


e^(i * pi) = -0.99999....
posted by neuron at 8:00 AM on September 30, 2007 [6 favorites]


on think vs thing, it doesn't really matter which is the first usage, or which makes more objective sense - for mine is an aesthetic objection!
Sure, now that your complaints about first usage ("since when is think used as a noun") and making objective sense ("it's as bad as 'for all intensive purposes'") have been shot down, yours is an aesthetic objection.
posted by Flunkie at 8:02 AM on September 30, 2007


If you were taught this, you should ask for your money back.

If I were to assemble the ways in which the state of Indiana deprived me of a proper education, I'd have 1-.9999999... time for anything else.
posted by billysumday at 8:02 AM on September 30, 2007 [1 favorite]


Explain to me how "Any design consultant who thinks (such-and-such) has got another thing coming" makes more sense.

Well, the "thing" coming is a realization, or a bad surprise or etc.. Heck, it could be a "think" if you think "think" can be used as a noun.

Also, one can have "another thing coming" even if one initially believes, or supposes or hopes, or etc., since using "thing" dispenses with the kind of past-its-expiration-date joke of using think as a noun.

Interestingly (well maybe...), these expressions don't seem to mean quite the same thing, since "another thing" tends to focus on the consequences that will force rethinking, while "another think" seems to suggest either that the thinker is in some humorous sense owed a rethinking, or simply that this person is likely to at some point rethink their position.
posted by washburn at 8:04 AM on September 30, 2007 [1 favorite]


TypographicalError: I didn't say that all number systems with infitesimals have .9r != 1, I said that some such systems existed. I was thinking in particular of the surreal numbers. The key is that if the number system you're working with is an extension rather than an alternative to the reals, then .9r = 1 will hold, because .9r and 1 continue to be valid reals, and all you've got is some extra things in there. Under the surreal numbers, as well as some other systems I'm less familar with, I'm sure, .9r and 1 are not real numbers, because there are no real numbers within the system. They exist entirely outside of the Reals.

So, I guess the inifitesimal is a bit of a red herring, in that it's not really the fundamental difference which makes it work, but it is a key part of the real-alternatives which makes it work. Wikipedia has a section of their article which talks about systems where .9r = 1 breaks, although it's not the best written.
posted by Arturus at 8:05 AM on September 30, 2007


make about as much sense as saying "If you define 0.999... to be a smallish not-quite-ripe avocado, then this all comes down to what the best recipe for guacamole is." The answer is, nobody defines it to mean that, because that wouldn be silly.

Why is it silly? Because it contradicts another rule of maths? Dividing numbers by Infinity is a perfectly sensible thing to do.

What is x/Inf? Some infinitely small quantity.

1/Inf < 2/Inf though.
posted by public at 8:05 AM on September 30, 2007


An esthetic objection is fine—I'm all for people using language in ways they find esthetically appealing. As long as you don't object to other people using language in ways they find esthetically appealing, of course.
posted by languagehat at 8:06 AM on September 30, 2007 [1 favorite]


A lot of confusion would go away if the arguement were prefaced by saying that 0.999... = 1, by definition - not by universal decree. They have equivalence within a defined number sysytem, if you want to define another number system, that's cool too. I really must get around to that one of these days.
posted by MetaMonkey at 8:06 AM on September 30, 2007


Well, the "thing" coming is a realization, or a bad surprise or etc.
And what other is the "another" in "another thing" referring to?
"another think" seems to suggest either that the thinker is in some humorous sense owed a rethinking
No, that's not true. It means that the thinker's thought is egregiously wrong.
posted by Flunkie at 8:07 AM on September 30, 2007


those are both aesthetic arguments! think as a noun sounds childish and "for all intensive purposes" crude; childishness and crudity uglify language; qeddy qed qed.
posted by nicolas léonard sadi carnot at 8:10 AM on September 30, 2007


How does "intensive purposes" sound "crude"?
posted by Flunkie at 8:13 AM on September 30, 2007


There's some trick where you can map it to an asymptotic function where the value at 1 is undefined and show that it exposes a contradiction in the notation system. That's all it is though, a bug in the way numbers are represented (double-naming) not a real mathematical paradox. Nothing to see here people, move along...

I remember getting into an argument with some guy on a forum about this ages ago. He didn't believe it was real, and his only argument was to repeat

"No! 0.99999.... doesn't equal 1, it's 0.99999....! TWO DIFFERENT THINGS ALTOGETHER!!!"

over and over and over.

I thought I'd serendipitously stumbled on a Turing Test for humans.
posted by L.P. Hatecraft at 8:16 AM on September 30, 2007 [1 favorite]


well, what the fuck is an intensive purpose? it's crude in its flabby imprecision.
posted by nicolas léonard sadi carnot at 8:17 AM on September 30, 2007


Let us not forget the important work of Downing, Halford, and Tipton in 1982.

If you think I'll sit around while you chip away my brain
Listen I ain't foolin' and you'd better think again
Out there is a fortune waitin' to be had
You think I'll let it go you're mad
You got another thing comin'
.
posted by Remy at 8:17 AM on September 30, 2007 [5 favorites]


MetaMonkey more or less has it above, by the way. Here's the point:

Neither 0.99999.... nor 1 is a number. They are strings of characters. Obviously, they are not the same string of characters.

Over the centuries, mathematicians have developed a systematic way of assigning numerical values to strings of characters. It is not the only way of doing this you can imagine. For instance, you could decide "all strings of characters have the value 0." But this would not be very useful. The standard system of assigning values to strings of characters, on the other hand, has proven to be extremely useful. It conforms with our geometric intuition in many ways, it makes the process of adding and multiplying the values of two strings of characters relatively easy, etc. In this standard system, 0.99999.... is assigned the same value as 1. And the customary use of the equals sign in mathematics is to denote "these two strings of characters have equal values under the standard system of assignments," not "these two strings of characters are the same string of characters." So that, for instance, 1/2 = 0.5 is unobjectionable.

To sum up: If you ask "What IS 0.99999...." you have asked a question whose only reasonable answer is "a string of 11 characters." If you ask "What is the real number assigned to 0.99999.... by the standard system," then the answer is "1", or , more pedantically, "the same real number which is assigned to the string "1"."

Also, it is "think." But over the years I've become more tolerant on this matter to the point that I no longer ruin family dinners over it.
posted by escabeche at 8:18 AM on September 30, 2007 [11 favorites]


Also, positive x / 0 = +Inf and negative x / 0 = -Inf.
posted by public at 8:18 AM on September 30, 2007


I learned it as "you've got another thing coming", and I've been assuming that the "think" version was something created/encouraged by hasty internets typists. I'm fairly certain that I've never written it, and until recently, I've not seen it written often.

("Thing" makes perfect sense to me - it's generic and faintly menacing: think of some 40s gangster movie where a bad guy says to someone "You got away with it this time, but if you think you're gonna keep stealing from Mr. Big, you got another thing coming." "Thing", here, can be anything - a bullet, a beating, a pair of cement shoes and a cold lake. "Think" would be way wrong - is the henchman telling this other person that they should go away and think about what they've done? Not menacing at all, that.)

The "think" version just seems weird to me. Fortunately, I've managed to avoid writing it for a few decades now, so it won't be too hard to keep not writing it. I'll flinch when I see it written though, as I have in the past. And in this thread.

It's a mute point. *rimshot*
posted by rtha at 8:18 AM on September 30, 2007 [6 favorites]


Really? Awesome. Then why is it taught as x/0 = zero?
posted by billysumday


It's not. As any fule kno, x/0 is equal to null.

(No, not really. I know it's ridiculous, it's just a gag and an opportunity to use a Molesworth-ism :) )
posted by kaemaril at 8:20 AM on September 30, 2007


I'm with DU. I'm surprised that there is any controversy over the "another think coming" phrase. "I've always heard it wrong and don't feel like pronouncing the two words correctly" isn't really a compelling counterargument.

In fact, I always assumed that Judas Priest's "Another Thing Coming" was a witless wang reference. But it might actually be a whole different kind of stupid. That's worth noting, at least.
posted by ibmcginty at 8:20 AM on September 30, 2007


well, what the fuck is an intensive purpose? it's crude in its flabby imprecision.
That's not aesthetics. That's usage. You just said, a moment ago, you didn't care about whether it "makes objective sense" or not.

You're complaining about the sound of a "k" followed closely by the sound of a hard "c", remember.
posted by Flunkie at 8:20 AM on September 30, 2007


rtha - exactly what i wanted to say, but with far less spluttering.
posted by nicolas léonard sadi carnot at 8:21 AM on September 30, 2007


quonsar writes 'if you think it's "thing", you've got another think coming. "thing" in that sentence doesn't even make a whit of sense. '

I can see by the links that there's a genuine dispute about this. However, if I hadn't read them, I'd have said exactly the opposite.

Replace 'think' with 'believe' as they are functionally equivalent here. If you believe X, you've got another believe coming? That certainly makes no sense -- to me at least. It's like it mixes up two different tenses in the same sentence. To be grammatically correct, surely the expression would have to be 'If you think X, you've got another thought coming'

Whereas 'thing' being referred to is a fact, a belief, a concept, whatever. If you think X, you've got another thing coming (to set you straight about this subject). That makes much more sense to me. But I've never used either expression, so I don't have a dog in this fight.

As for the .9999 = 1 -- I've no idea. I never took a maths class.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 8:21 AM on September 30, 2007 [2 favorites]


Also, it would be cool if there were ASCII characters for each of the numerals 0-9 but with a dot over them, so you could represent recurring digits properly. What would be even more awesome would be if floating point numbers could actually store recurring digits properly, so you never end up with 0.999999... instead of 1 when you're doing convoluted spreadsheet calculations with accumulating round-off errors.
posted by L.P. Hatecraft at 8:21 AM on September 30, 2007


Dear Internet. If you don't understand mathematics, shut the hell up.
posted by Nelson at 8:21 AM on September 30, 2007 [5 favorites]


you don't think a usage seeming "crude" is an aesthetic complaint? there's more to the aesthetics of language than just phonics, though that's certainly important.
posted by nicolas léonard sadi carnot at 8:23 AM on September 30, 2007


you don't think a usage seeming "crude" is an aesthetic complaint?
In the sense that "k followed by c sounds bad" is an aesthetic complaint? No, certainly not.

Especially when you're additionally saying (in the "k-c" case that you're trying to compare your complaint to) that you don't care about objective meaning.
posted by Flunkie at 8:26 AM on September 30, 2007


Fucking prescriptivists.
posted by spaceman_spiff at 8:27 AM on September 30, 2007 [2 favorites]


To be grammatically correct, surely the expression would have to be 'If you think X, you've got another thought coming'
Except, as noted several times in this thread and elsewhere, "think" has been used as a noun for hundreds of years at least.

And, please. "You've got another think coming" is an informal figure of speech. Such things are often grammatically quirky, and it's silly to pretend otherwise.
posted by Flunkie at 8:29 AM on September 30, 2007


Oh, and the k-c thing only matters if you ignore the way spoken English doesn't put stops between words.
posted by spaceman_spiff at 8:31 AM on September 30, 2007


i guess the idea that i have is that any complaint that's consequent to a violation of some subjective sense of "right" is going to be aesthetic in nature. is that acceptable?

in this case we have the "crudity" of "for all intensive purposes" offending against my sense of how language hangs together. i'm not sure what to call that, exactly - my internal grammar? - but it's certainly a subjective basis, and so my complaint must be aesthetic, right?
posted by nicolas léonard sadi carnot at 8:35 AM on September 30, 2007


At times like this, I usually turn to the lyrics of Judas Priest songs for answers. Their 1982 hit "You've Got Another Thing Comin'" clearly illustrates that it's "thing" and not "think." And their unreleased acoustic number ".999... ≠ 1 You Crazy Bitch" settles the other big controversy in this thread.
posted by goatdog at 8:38 AM on September 30, 2007 [6 favorites]


in this case we have the "crudity" of "for all intensive purposes" offending against my sense of how language hangs together.
No, it offended your sense of objective meaning ("what the fuck is an intensive purpose?", you asked, when pressed to state how the phrase was aesthetically crude).

Contradicting your claim that, in the other example that you're trying to compare this "aesthetic objection" to, you didn't care about whether or not it made objective sense - you only cared about its aesthetics.

By which you meant, in that case, the fact that a k followed by a hard c is "just ugly in the mouth".

Get your story straight.
posted by Flunkie at 8:41 AM on September 30, 2007


For god's sake, why is it so hard to accept that "think" can function as a noun, i.e., "session of thinking"? In this colloquial usage, it's analogous to "cry," which we generally use as a verb but can be a noun, as in "I'm going to sit down and have myself a good cry [session of crying] over that."
posted by FelliniBlank at 8:42 AM on September 30, 2007


At times like this, I usually turn to the lyrics of Judas Priest songs for answers. Their 1982 hit "You've Got Another Thing Comin'" clearly illustrates that it's "thing" and not "think." And their unreleased acoustic number ".999... ≠ 1 You Crazy Bitch" settles the other big controversy in this thread.
Well, you might think that if you were a neophyte, but upon closer inspection, if you play ".999... ≠ 1 You Crazy Bitch" backwards, you will hear that:
It's "think", not "thing", we were making a scathing commentary on mishearings in langauge. And we were lying about the .9 repeating thing. Kill yourself! Kill yourself!

posted by Flunkie at 8:44 AM on September 30, 2007


PeterMcDermott: As is natural for humans, you've justified the version you learned and are comfortable with by ex post facto rationalizations. It is possible to break out of one's preconceptions and review an issue based on new information (such as the fact that the think version is attested earlier and makes sense in a way you hadn't thought of), but I realize it's difficult.
posted by languagehat at 8:44 AM on September 30, 2007


I have a few thinks on the think/thing controversy but I'm sure that I will have more thinks to think about. The main think that I would like to express though is that "another think coming" is a very stupid phrase. I can accept that it was used first, I just think it's stupid.

Explain to me how "Any design consultant who thinks (such-and-such) has got another thing coming" makes more sense.

How about: If you expect to get this (such-and-such) thing, you've got another thing coming.

Oh, and .999... = 1. There is no controversy here, only confusion.
posted by effwerd at 8:46 AM on September 30, 2007 [2 favorites]


I didn't even know there was a thing/think controversy - I had just always assumed typo whenever I saw think. After reading all the arguments, I think that I have to admit that I am wrong. Although I like the sound of thing better, and can justify it's use in much the same way others earlier in the thread have, think seems like it is the "right" word in the phrase. What this means is that since I won't be able to let myself say the wrong one anymore, but really really dislike the right one, I'll just have to cut the whole phrase out of my vocabulary.
posted by arcticwoman at 8:48 AM on September 30, 2007 [3 favorites]


I have a few thinks on the think/thing controversy but I'm sure that I will have more thinks to think about. The main think that I would like to express though is that "another think coming" is a very stupid phrase. I can accept that it was used first, I just think it's stupid.

Do you really not grasp that it's because it's not the version you learned that it sounds "stupid" to you? Can't you see that if you had learned it the way you had learned the other, that it would sound fine to you?
posted by languagehat at 8:49 AM on September 30, 2007


here's my vote for 'thing' and the gangsterish menace it affords.
posted by grubby at 8:50 AM on September 30, 2007 [1 favorite]


Mathematical theoreticals, that's where I'm a viking!
posted by Uther Bentrazor at 8:50 AM on September 30, 2007 [5 favorites]


How about: If you expect to get this (such-and-such) thing, you've got another thing coming.
You've retrofitted the sentence in an attempt to support your view, replacing "if you think" with "if you expect to get this thing".

The phrase isn't simply used in "if you think you're going to get such-and-such" cases. It's also used, for example, as "Young man, if you think I'm not aware of what you did last night, you've got another think coming."
posted by Flunkie at 8:51 AM on September 30, 2007


Man I just lost all respect for Quonsar. Another "think" coming? srsly? If someone said that to me I would punch them in the face.

And for the record, it is "She knows just what it takes to make a crow blush." NOT "And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush" in the song Bette Davis Eyes.
posted by vronsky at 8:53 AM on September 30, 2007


Metafilter: another fencepost coming.
posted by notyou at 8:54 AM on September 30, 2007


I have never seen or heard "another think coming" until this thread.

This is baffling to me.
posted by Arturus at 8:55 AM on September 30, 2007


since when is think used as a noun by adults?

You need to have a bit of a think about that.
posted by jennydiski at 8:57 AM on September 30, 2007 [1 favorite]


that's not my sense of "objective meaning"! it's my fondness for precision, for elegant and efficient language. it's unquantifiable! subjective! a basis for aesthetic argument, not logical debate!

TO CLARIFY: when i brought up "objective meaning" far upthread, what i meant was that in deciding between "think" and "thing", it's possible to determine from the context of the phrase's deployment which is the more apt usage, and further, that i didn't give a fuck which it was.
posted by nicolas léonard sadi carnot at 8:57 AM on September 30, 2007


Oh, and it's completely idiomatic either way. Both sorts of rationalizations seem post hoc to me.
posted by Arturus at 8:57 AM on September 30, 2007


Sure.
posted by Flunkie at 8:58 AM on September 30, 2007


excellent point, jenny. i stand humbled and corrected.
posted by nicolas léonard sadi carnot at 8:58 AM on September 30, 2007


It's "another thing coming" because it sounds better! Since when do words need to make sense?
posted by wsp at 8:58 AM on September 30, 2007


Arcturus: Apologies for being snappy. Infinitesimals are often brought up in this argument in a very handwavy way that makes me see red. But you are correct.
posted by TypographicalError at 8:59 AM on September 30, 2007


Metafilter: a whole different kind of stupid.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 8:59 AM on September 30, 2007 [2 favorites]


LanguageHat: I wasn't trying to justify it as there's clearly loads of precedents/precedence for the 'think' version -- even though it didn't make any instinctive sense to me. To be honest, I wasn't even aware that there was an issue about it until today. I was just trying to explain to quonsar why the version I'm familiar with makes sense to those of us who have heard it that way. In fact, my own interpretation of it seems almost identical to rtha's, so I'm obviously not alone in making sense out of it in this manner.

Seeing it as an arcane version of 'think again' though, removed any lingering doubts I might have had about the issue.

So. Precedents or precedence in this context? Or either?
posted by PeterMcDermott at 9:04 AM on September 30, 2007


Of course, while I agree that 0.99999r = 1, I think it's a good thing HRH The Queen has never read this. I dread to think of her saying "0.9999 recurring agrees with this mathematics fellow" :)

Also, I've always heard "to all intents and purposes" instead of "to all intensive purposes" and "another thing coming" instead of "another think coming". But I'm a crazy Brit, you know :)
posted by kaemaril at 9:06 AM on September 30, 2007


Replace 'think' with 'believe' as they are functionally equivalent here.

Nope. Believe already has a noun version: belief. "If you believe X, you've got another belief coming" works about as well as think, and lots better than thing.

posted by Kirth Gerson at 9:09 AM on September 30, 2007


Sleep! That's where I'm a Vikink!
posted by Flashman at 9:09 AM on September 30, 2007


If you wanted the expression to be more normal, you'd say, "If you think X, you've got another thought coming." That's pretty boring, though.
posted by Kirth Gerson at 9:13 AM on September 30, 2007


Speaking of math, was it René Descartes who said, "I thing, therefore I am"?
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 9:14 AM on September 30, 2007


RALPH WAS A REAL VIKING
posted by papakwanz at 9:16 AM on September 30, 2007


damn it flashman
posted by papakwanz at 9:17 AM on September 30, 2007


Man. Is this Pedant Weekend at Metafilter or something?

"Welcome to all our treasured pedant members. We've set up a few threads for you to participate in, so just sit back, relax, and nitpick the weekend away."
posted by A dead Quaker at 9:18 AM on September 30, 2007 [2 favorites]


plate of beans people... plate... of... beans.
posted by joeblough at 9:19 AM on September 30, 2007


A dead Quaker, as I explained in the other pedantry thread that I know about, I'm really just pedantic in the face of incorrect wannabe-pedantry.

If someone wants to say "you've got another thing coming", that's actually fine with me, and I won't complain one bit.

When, however, someone starts claiming that "you've got another thing coming" is correct, and that "you've got another think coming" is incorrect, that's when I start complaining.

Anyway, regarding "we've set up a few threads for you to participate in", I'm embarrassed to admit that I am interested. I know of this one and the "Pedants; or, you're doing it wrong" thread. Are there actually others?
posted by Flunkie at 9:23 AM on September 30, 2007


To those who prefer the low nutrition of simply mouth feel, you've got another thin coming.
posted by stirfry at 9:24 AM on September 30, 2007


"If you believe X, you've got another belief coming" works about as well as think, and lots better than thing.

My point was that the noun version of think isn't think, it's thought. Nobody says 'a think just popped into my head'.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 9:26 AM on September 30, 2007


So, besides in the phrase "another think coming" how often is think used as a noun anyway? As for anyone criticism the post-hoc explanation of how "another thing coming" makes sense: just because it's post-hoc doesn't change the fact that it also makes sense. And given that using 'think' as a noun seems quaint and old-fashioned I'll use the modern version in my day-to-day life(read: practically never because it's a dumb phrase anyway) while letting other people use whichever tired version they prefer.
posted by Green With You at 9:26 AM on September 30, 2007


To those who prefer the low nutrition of simply mouth feel, you've got another thin coming.
You've got another think, um, ing. Yes, that's it, you've got another thinking.
posted by Flunkie at 9:27 AM on September 30, 2007


Do you really not grasp that it's because it's not the version you learned that it sounds "stupid" to you?

I think "think" sounds stupid, and that is the way I learned it. So I avoid this idiom altogether. (On the other hand, I think "thing" sounds stupid also.)
posted by enn at 9:28 AM on September 30, 2007


Yikes. "Another think coming," "Intents and purposes," and you hold "tenets" NOT "tenants".

As far as invented phrases, spelling, and usage I'll totally land on the descriptivist side. These aren't mis-spellings or new inventions from usage however, they are simply the wrong word based on a mis-hearing or inaccurate transcript.

It's as plain as the difference between "your" and "you're" or "it's" and "its". One does not substitute for the other in text. The issue is that we rationalizing humans are excellent at building backstories as to why something must be true, even when it isn't. (Harder to do with "your" and "you're", but people try.)
posted by abulafa at 9:32 AM on September 30, 2007 [1 favorite]


Oh and I also blame Judas Priest for this controversy.
posted by abulafa at 9:33 AM on September 30, 2007


escabeche: "Here's the point: Neither 0.99999.... nor 1 is a number. They are strings of characters. Obviously, they are not the same string of characters."

Well, I guess I do buy that this is a way out, but I don't think I agree that it's the point. Let's call it the semiotic solution: drawing a distinction between the sign and the signified.

Here's why the semiotic solution is not completely satisfying to me: When it comes right down to it, I'm not all that sure that (the numbers signified by) 9 × 10-200 and 9 × 10-201 are different in any useful sense. (Note for later: there's plenty of wiggle room in that word 'useful'.) Given that the number of atoms in the universe is (let's say, roughly) 1081 and Planck's constant is roughly 10-34, I just don't think I understand what it means for two quantities to differ by 10-116, much less 10-200.

So if we're going to posit that there are, out there, "things" called numbers, which we're describing with these strings of numerals, I've got to admit that I don't see how it's possible for any two of those things to differ by that small an amount. This argument, seems to me, leads irrevocably to a floating-point picture of the numerical universe, where there is in fact a unique smallest positive number, and anything of smaller absolute value is necessarily zero.

This renders the original problem, of evaluating 0.9999..., pretty much moot -- that ellipsis there is just holding space for 115 or so nines, not infinitely many.

So what kind of argument would hold water? I think (have thought for a long time now) that the only sensible solution has got to be a language-game interpretation, or some variant. Mathematics is a (collection of) game(s) played with symbols; like any game worth playing, there are rules. You may change the rules if you wish, but you must admit that by doing so you are now playing a different game. If everyone around you agrees on the game you're all playing, and you start spouting about infinitesimals and 1/∞, you're not winning the game; you're trying to play a different one, and looking a little foolish.

The best games are the ones whose rules don't contradict each other. ("If hit by a pitch, you may take your base; but first you are out and the other team gets two runs" would lead to a less-interesting version of baseball.) Deciding that we want to be able to do arithmetic is a perfectly good basis for the rulebook. Then, we could add whatever rules we wanted, as long as they made the game playable and we all agreed on them. One of the settled-on rules in the game of elementary mathematics is that the sum of an infinite series is the limit of its partial sums. From this, there's just nowhere else to go but 0.99999...=1.

Calling them "rules" opens you up to accusations of elitism, so perhaps you'd like to call them axioms instead. Sounds more neutral. Plus, they do differ from the usual common-language things we call rules. The main difference is that they're changeable by fiat. Nearly as important, though, is that if you don't know what rules you're playing by, you're not really playing. Ninety-nine point nine (nine nine har har) percent of the confusion about the 0.99999... problem arises from ignorance about rules that are even more basic than infinite series: What does it mean to say two numbers are equal? What does "and then keep going forever" mean? If two things are equal, and I perform the same operation on them, are the two results equal? If you're anything less than completely explicit about the answers to any of these, you're going to end up with a puddle of goo instead of mathematics.
posted by gleuschk at 9:34 AM on September 30, 2007 [6 favorites]


Green With You:
So, besides in the phrase "another think coming" how often is think used as a noun anyway?
Not often. But, so? And anyway, sometimes. From the OED:
Back to your post:
As for anyone criticism the post-hoc explanation of how "another thing coming" makes sense: just because it's post-hoc doesn't change the fact that it also makes sense.
First: I didn't say it didn't make sense. I asked for how it made more sense. I asked this of people who were saying things like "'another think coming' is utterly retarded".

Second, it makes sense in some situations in which the phrase is used. Specifically, in cases like "if you think you are going to get such-and-such" or "if you think such-and-such will result".

These are not, however, the only situations in which the phrase is used. Again, an irate mother to her child: "Young man, if you think I'm not aware of what you did last night, you've got another think coming."
posted by Flunkie at 9:36 AM on September 30, 2007


PMD: Check your unabridged: a "think" is not the same thing as a "thought" -- it means "The act or an instance of deliberate or extended thinking; a meditation."

There really isn't another English word for the concept.
posted by lupus_yonderboy at 9:40 AM on September 30, 2007 [1 favorite]


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posted by you at 9:41 AM on September 30, 2007


lupus_yonderboy:
Check your unabridged: a "think" is not the same thing as a "thought" -- it means "The act or an instance of deliberate or extended thinking; a meditation."
Oxford English Dictionary, "think (noun)" definition 2a:
What one thinks about something; an opinion.

posted by Flunkie at 9:43 AM on September 30, 2007


as i remember from geometry class, where we studied proofs (which is actually LOGIC, but thats the way they do it here in the states), .999...=1 BUT 1.999... DoesNotEqual 2 and neither does 2.9999=3. and etc.
apparently it only works for .999...
go figure.
but i forget why, exactly.
posted by sexyrobot at 9:43 AM on September 30, 2007


Do you really not grasp that it's because it's not the version you learned that it sounds "stupid" to you? Can't you see that if you had learned it the way you had learned the other, that it would sound fine to you?

No, because I don't think it's stupid because of what I'm accustomed to, I think it's stupid because it uses "think" as a noun in such a ham-fisted attempt at being clever.
posted by effwerd at 9:45 AM on September 30, 2007 [1 favorite]


where we studied proofs (which is actually LOGIC, but thats the way they do it here in the states), .999...=1 BUT 1.999... DoesNotEqual 2 and neither does 2.9999=3. and etc.
apparently it only works for .999...
go figure.
but i forget why, exactly.
The reason that you forget why, exactly, is because it's completely false.

1.9999... is 2. 2.9999... is 3. 45.78252999... is 45.78253.

What is 1 + 0.999...?

It's 1.999....

But 0.999... is 1, so 1 + 0.999... is 1 + 1.

Which is 2.

So 1.9999... is 2.
posted by Flunkie at 9:49 AM on September 30, 2007 [1 favorite]


Check your unabridged.

Unabridged? Playboy's Party Jokes has always said "unabashed." What do bridges have to do with anything? That makes no sense to me.
posted by Turtles all the way down at 9:53 AM on September 30, 2007


All you lunatics who want it to be "another think coming," you better think (think) think about what you're trying to do to me.
Yeah, think (think, think), let your mind go, let yourself be free.
posted by vronsky at 9:53 AM on September 30, 2007


* Let's have a cigar and a quiet think.
* My own private think is that he will execute another voluntary.
* The cobbler..dispenses his ‘think’..to all comers on all subjects.


The last two of these are surely obsolete uses. I've never in my life heard the word 'think' used in this manner.

The first use though, also offered up by jennidiski upthread, I think is confusing to me because it appears to be describing an action, and as such, so you inevitably think of it as a verb rather than a verbal noun.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 9:56 AM on September 30, 2007


Oh, LanguageHat. Given the citations, I know, in my head, that you are right. But my heart says otherwise. I never heard "think" used in this expression until the last year or so. It's always been "thing" in my household.

The focus is on "thing" not the verb. You want/think/expect one THING; you're going to get another. Usually presented in a rather threatening way, I'd say.
posted by etaoin at 9:58 AM on September 30, 2007 [1 favorite]


Flunkie,

Anyway, regarding "we've set up a few threads for you to participate in", I'm embarrassed to admit that I am interested. I know of this one and the "Pedants; or, you're doing it wrong" thread. Are there actually others?

We've also got the airplane on a conveyer belt thread for physics-minded bean plate overthinkers.

Just to be clear, I don't have a problem with all this--it amuses me. It's like a freaking pedant honeypot here.
posted by A dead Quaker at 9:58 AM on September 30, 2007


The last two of these are surely obsolete uses. I've never in my life heard the word 'think' used in this manner.
Yes you have. You just thought the person was saying "thing".
posted by Flunkie at 9:58 AM on September 30, 2007 [1 favorite]


The focus is on "thing" not the verb. You want/think/expect one THING; you're going to get another.
Again, the phrase is most commonly used following "if you think".

Sometimes it's "if you think you'll get a thing".

Not always.

This argument of yours is common, but it's really just based on pretending that a specific usage of the phrase is the only usage of the phrase.
posted by Flunkie at 10:02 AM on September 30, 2007


A dead Quaker, thanks!
posted by Flunkie at 10:03 AM on September 30, 2007


Just because the current common saying isn't the original doesn't make it wrong.

The saying "Another think coming" is the original usage and makes sense perfect if 'think' is used as a noun. This is probably the only time in modern usage that 'think' is used as a noun and so even if someone says "think" many people here "thing" which isn't a problem because...

The saying "Another thing coming" is a newer usage and makes perfect sense. It is in common usage and even has a song named after it. Some people don't like it probably for the same reason they don't like it when people say "begs the question" instead of "raises the question".
posted by Green With You at 10:08 AM on September 30, 2007


Well, you know, if .999 and .999999 and 1 were the same as each other, there'd be no need for all three, would there?

So, no.
posted by paperpete at 10:09 AM on September 30, 2007


I missed Flunkie's reply on preview and concede that some people use the phrase "another think coming" in very specific situations that make more sense than "another thing coming".
posted by Green With You at 10:11 AM on September 30, 2007


If you, like me, are interested in wasting some time, you might have a look at the Googlebooks results for "another think coming." It takes off in the early twentieth century as a joke, and H.L. Menken cites it as an example of American linguistic resourcefulness in The American Language (1921).

Those who point out that "another think" precedes "another thing" as an idiomatic expression are right. In the early part twentieth century, the phrase was familiar as a humorous expression.

On the other hand, these early uses of "another think" are humorous and non-standard, and dependent on the fact that "another thing" would have been standard English.

The example seems to provide an instance where a humorous idiom arises as a witty variation of everyday speech, and then slowly changes into a somewhat more standard expression as either 1) the original joke loses its punch over time, 2) casual speakers fail to notice the joke, or 3) a new and perhaps ironic usage arises that refers to the ominous "thing" that's lurking in the wings and waiting to surprise some poor sucker unaware. This last sense is observable in some of the comments here.

Interesting to consider.
posted by washburn at 10:11 AM on September 30, 2007 [5 favorites]


Flunkie, I yield the point! I've gone from believing people who thought "think" was right were insane to just maybe, possibly, perhaps they have a point and I'll rethink my resistance to it.

I'll start listening more carefully. While we're at it, what about this debate?

Newsday cover story headline ignites grammar war


Newsday
So is it "a" or "an"?

Dozens of readers called and many others e-mailed Newsday to complain about Sunday's Page 1 headline, "How An LI Nursing Home Empire Got Its Way." The story detailed a dispute between 12 indicted nurses and their former employer.

Most of the concerned readers argued that the paper had violated proper English usage by placing "an" before a consonant.

Newsday's editors, who consistently put "an" before "LI" in headlines, called the usage proper. Editor John Mancini called it "commonly accepted newspaper style."
....

It turns out the dispute hinges on just what the mind's ear hears when reading "LI," the common abbreviation for Long Island.

"This is actually a usage point with two defensible positions," said Bryan Garner, author of "A Dictionary of Modern American Usage." Like the AP Stylebook, his writing manual states that a word's sound - rather than its first letter - controls which indefinite article it takes. Thus, we write "a European country," "a one-year term," "an FBI agent" and "an MBA degree."

"It's perfectly defensible to say 'an' if the view is that people would say 'LI,'" Garner said.

Not everyone reads "LI" the same way, however.

"But if the view is that most people are reading LI as 'Long Island,' and that's what they're supplying in their mind, then they're going to want the word 'a.'"

posted by etaoin at 10:14 AM on September 30, 2007


Okay (oll korrect), I'll do it:

Metafilter: A freaking pedant honeypot
posted by Turtles all the way down at 10:26 AM on September 30, 2007


I missed Flunkie's reply on preview and concede that some people use the phrase "another think coming" in very specific situations that make more sense than "another thing coming".
You've got that exactly backwards.

There are very specific situations in which "thing" makes sense.

"Think" makes sense in all situations.
posted by Flunkie at 10:28 AM on September 30, 2007


Except, as noted several times in this thread and elsewhere, "think" has been used as a noun for hundreds of years at least.

Does that mean that LOLCATS will become standart english in a century or so?
posted by Zemat at 10:38 AM on September 30, 2007


To me, "another think coming" sounds like a Pogo-style malapropism, not wrong, exactly, just particular to a dialect.

Of course, until this thread I would have casually assumed that .9r < 1 by an infinitely small amount. Again a particularity.
posted by wobh at 10:39 AM on September 30, 2007


lol @ "Another think coming".

That is truly the product of mental retardation.


It's as annoying as the people who say "anyways".
posted by wfc123 at 10:42 AM on September 30, 2007


There are very specific situations in which "thing" makes sense.

"Think" makes sense in all situations.


Funny enough, I think you've got it backwards. All thinks are things but not all things are thinks.
posted by effwerd at 10:47 AM on September 30, 2007 [2 favorites]


Funny enough, I think you've got it backwards. All thinks are things but not all things are thinks.
Did I say that all things are thinks?

I said that in all situations where the phrase in question is used, "think" makes sense.

"Thing" makes sense in some of those situations.
posted by Flunkie at 10:50 AM on September 30, 2007


The decimal expansion problem (if you think there is a problem) arises not only with all integers, but with all rational fractions whose denominators contain only factors of 2 and 5. For example, 1/5 = .2 = .1999999.... This is because 2 and 5 are the prime factors of the arbitrarily chosen base of our number system. If we choose 7 as our base, say, 1/5 loses its vestigal decimal tail, because it can now only be represented as a non-terminating decimal, and they are pinned instead only on fractions whose denominator is a power of 7, in addition to the integers.

So if you believe .9999... does not equal 1, you are forced also to believe that infinite numbers of these entities wink in and out of existence merely as we vary our choice of a base to represent numbers-- a highly unsatisfactory and counter-intuitive state of affairs, since we ordinarily take for granted that changing the base does not change the nature of numbers in any significant way, if at all.
posted by jamjam at 10:54 AM on September 30, 2007 [1 favorite]


1. I dunno... George?
2. THING! THING! THING! Christ, are you people playing some sort of a prank? OED and Websters mention this phrase explicitly when saying that "think" can be a noun? Maybe that's because that's the only time ever that anybody uses "think" as a noun, and the only reason they do that is because they misheard the phrase as a kid and kept repeating it the wrong way. You are incorrect. OED and Webster have capitulated in the greater fight, but not I.

...jesus christ... "I have another think coming..."

3. Seems like mathematically, due to our number system, .99999... = 1. Conceptually, they are infinitesimally different. We're discussing two different matters.
posted by Navelgazer at 10:54 AM on September 30, 2007


And ralph dreams of being a viking.
posted by Navelgazer at 10:54 AM on September 30, 2007


re: the think/thing controversy I don't think either one makes any sense if you analyse them so the whole thing over which is the correct one becomes a moot point, and if you think it does matter then you've got another thing coming.
posted by electricinca at 10:59 AM on September 30, 2007


Oh and 0.9 recurring does so equal 1.
posted by electricinca at 11:00 AM on September 30, 2007


I could care less about the whole thing.
posted by Opposite George at 11:01 AM on September 30, 2007


Man I just lost all respect for Quonsar. Another "think" coming?

for all intensive purposes, you are damaging my self of steam.
posted by quonsar at 11:02 AM on September 30, 2007 [4 favorites]


"My self of steam" is just superb; the best along that line I can remember seeing.
posted by jamjam at 11:09 AM on September 30, 2007


Did I say that all things are thinks?

No, what I'm saying is that if all thinks are things, then any instance where "think" can be correctly applied, "thing" can also be applied. The assertion that "think" is applicable in all cases (of the example) but "thing" only in some cases is backwards.
posted by effwerd at 11:10 AM on September 30, 2007


"My self of steam" is just superb

i saw it on a high school girls website in a spiel about "bitchiz" who pretend to be bi to attract guys. linked on blort a long time ago.
posted by quonsar at 11:12 AM on September 30, 2007


The simplest explanation of 0.999... = 1 that I found convincing was: If 0.999... is not equal to 1, then there must be an infinite number of real numbers between them.

But one cannot write, construct, or conceive of even one, of course.
posted by Western Infidels at 11:12 AM on September 30, 2007 [2 favorites]


Yikes (Part 2).

Just because you believe a phrase sounds "right" doesn't mean its history is moot. Archaic, sure, but then so is "tenets" in all but philosophical circles, but that doesn't allow "holding tenants" to replace "holding tenets" as in "believing things".

Oh and washburn, I don't think you were trying to be dishonest but the search you used to illustrate "another thing" loses the context. Change the search thusly and you will see exactly zero instances of the construct under discussion in the first few pages.

Of course, are you trying to illustrate that in the 80+ years since the first instance in 1835 this same debate took place and the smarty-pantses of the early 20th century seized on it or are you trying to say that it's always been a joke? I don't think I can buy that.

Oh and regarding the original post, jamjam ftw. Totally clear and compelling separation of representation versus value.
posted by abulafa at 11:21 AM on September 30, 2007


No, wfc123, *your* usage is the annoying one. Just because you think something is stupid doesn't mean it is.

Please note that the "think" partisans are using the actual history of usage of the phrase and logic to back up their position. The "think" partisans are saying "it doesn't sound right" and using a specific example that just happens to fit their position ("if you think you'll get this thing..."), when the phrase is used in many other ways as well for which "thing" makes no logical sense.

You can say whatever you like, they sound close enough that people probably won't notice anyway. But don't run around saying that people who understand the original meaning and how it came about are "retarded."
posted by lackutrol at 11:25 AM on September 30, 2007 [1 favorite]


vronsky: And for the record, it is "She knows just what it takes to make a crow blush." NOT "And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush" in the song Bette Davis Eyes.
I'm just going to assume you're trying to be funny, because it actually is "make a pro blush".


And it's "another thing coming". Washburn explains it best above. Yes, perhaps originally people made a play on "another thing coming" by punning "think"- but doesn't that suggest that "thing" was the true, original usage being punned on?

Flunkie's making this point unintentionally: the justification that "think" is some how a broader application is completely backwards, as effward points out repeatedly. "Thing" is a word in English that beautiful is a variable, allowing the speaker to use it as a placeholder for a usually context based object.

Yes, in any phrase that's "If you think X, then you've got another think coming", think is a perfectly meaningful usage. But thing is also perfectly meaningful, and has the benefit that any sentence structured without the "If you think X" also works with thing- whereas think would not really work that well.

I can't believe even people like languagehat are getting this wrong, and how ironic in a thread originally about .999... = 1. Since .999... = 1 only is confusing if you mistake the sign for the underlying meaning or value, and don't understand that they are effectively describing the same thing through different notation... then I guess you'd be the kind of person who thinks language is about following rules, as opposed to ensuring communication. If anyone says "you've got another thing coming", there's no English language speaker who fails to get the meaning involved. Even if the phrase jars them because they graduated from the Beanplate College of Pedantry, these Thinkites understand that "you are mistaken in your belief of X, and are sure to be perhaps unpleasantly surprised when future occurrences demonstrate that your original belief was incorrect!" is what is being communicated. Whereas in 2007, using "another think coming" at this point might be so weird as to distract the listener from even focusing on your content.

Conclusion: using "another think coming" disrupts communication, while "another thing coming" ensures communication. QED.
posted by hincandenza at 11:36 AM on September 30, 2007 [4 favorites]


Whereas in 2007, using "another think coming" at this point might be so weird as to distract the listener from even focusing on your content.

I guess it might be. But what this thread, and every other thread on every other forum about this topic, amply proves is that there are lots of people for whom "another think coming" is the actual phrase. And lots of people for whom "another thing coming" is the actual phrase. It seems to be a roughly even split. And among each of these groups, lots of people who have gone their whole lives without realizing that not everyone else is saying the same thing they are.

But it seems to be an empirical fact that both usages are widely used, and that this has been the case for a long time. And that either one, used in conversation, is going to convey the desired message without creating confusion. Even though "another thing coming" sounds ridiculous and ungrammatical to me, I'm sure people have said it to me many times without disrupting our communication -- because I thought they were saying "another think"!
posted by escabeche at 11:47 AM on September 30, 2007


Oh, puh-huh-huh-leeze.

Yes, anytime you use a noun, you could have used "thing" instead. I'm not debating that.

But the actual argument that pro-"another thing coming" people make is that the "thing" referred to is "something that you expect to get".

This includes effwerd, who got into this by saying "If you expect to get this (such-and-such) thing, you've got another thing coming", and only later pulled out this silly "all nouns can be replaced by thing" argument after his original argument was shot down.

And why was it shot down? Because it ignores the fact that the phrase is used in situations about "thinking", and not just in situations about "thinking that you are going to get something".

But yeah, all nouns can be replaced by "thing". Fantastic. And true. And a flatly absurd attempt at framing the pro-"another thing coming" people's actual argument.
posted by Flunkie at 11:48 AM on September 30, 2007


abulafa, I'm not entirely sure what you're saying in your post; however one thing to keep in mind is that Google Books does a very poor and confusing job presenting and sorting bibliographic information. Items that appear on Google with a date in the 1800's are often really things that were printed much later, but appeared in journals that were established in the 1800's.

I think you might be citing some twentieth century uses of "another think coming" as nineteenth century examples; however, again, I'm not quite sure that I'm understanding everything you've written in your comment.
posted by washburn at 11:50 AM on September 30, 2007


hincandenza: ...in 2007, using "another think coming" at this point might be so weird as to distract the listener from even focusing on your content. Conclusion: using "another think coming" disrupts communication, while "another thing coming" ensures communication. QED.
I'd never heard of the "thing" variant of this phrase before today. I find it so weird that it distracts me from the content. I find that it disrupts communication. Whatever is more common today, whatever the true origin of the phrase, your argument only works if everyone is just like you. And we're not.
posted by Western Infidels at 11:52 AM on September 30, 2007


and soon, if i have my way, you'll burn for it.
posted by nicolas léonard sadi carnot at 11:54 AM on September 30, 2007


effwerd, what? You seem to be saying that because "think" is used as a noun in this case, "thing" can always be substituted for "think" and make sense. So any noun can always be replaced by "thing" and make sense? Yes, nouns are things. What of it?

Can we try working this out with some examples?

"Jim, if you think you're going to get away with stealing my stapler, you've got another ______ coming."

"Thing" in this instance would be what? A box of doughnuts? A punch in the face? Another stapler? A thought?

"Think" would just mean that he is going to have to change his opinion ("think," here) shortly.

"Jim, if you think that you just ate pork, you've got another _______ coming...in fact it was cat."

"Thing" here would be what? A vomiting session? A reluctant realization about the arbitrariness of his culinary choices? The need for Pepto Bismol?

"Think" would just mean that he is going to have to change his opinion ("think," here) shortly, in this case when he is told he has eaten cat's meat.

Are you "thing" people just saying that the speaker can never think of the correct word for what he is referring to?
posted by lackutrol at 12:03 PM on September 30, 2007 [3 favorites]


If you believe that, you need to re-think since you're wrong.
posted by stirfry at 12:04 PM on September 30, 2007


washburn: Your example search regarding "another thing" searched for exactly that phrase, which doesn't really capture the context of this discussion, "another thing coming", and when I corrected that part of your search the results that came back never mentioned the phrase in the context under discussion here, "another thing coming".

All I did was take your searches (1900-1930) and change them to (1800-1900), retaining "another think coming" and "another thing coming" respectively to illustrate that the exact phrase, in the context under discussion "another think coming" appears often in the 1800-1900 searches whereas "another thing coming" does not appear at all in the first several pages I looked through for the same timeframe.

If you're saying the mechanism Google Books uses to determine date of usage (as opposed to publication or origin) is in question, then why use it to illustrate your original point?

My conclusion is that while this same debate may have come up in your 1900-1930 timeframe, that doesn't mean that we can assume that the 80 years of usage (from the OED cite above) are washed away by the fact that it had even then grown to appear archaic or at least unfamiliar and therefore ridiculous.
posted by abulafa at 12:07 PM on September 30, 2007


Another think coming
@Common Errors in English, which I consider the authority on these sort of things.
posted by BlackLeotardFront at 12:11 PM on September 30, 2007 [1 favorite]


If you think that's the authority on these sort of things, you've got another think coming.
posted by RogerB at 12:18 PM on September 30, 2007


BlackLeotardFront, a snopes-style cite or history would go a long way to making me believe that Paul Brians didn't cut his research short around the 1930's as mentioned above.

On a cursory inspection, I can't find any other item in his list I specifically disagree with, though.
posted by abulafa at 12:22 PM on September 30, 2007


But yeah, all nouns can be replaced by "thing". Fantastic. And true. And a flatly absurd attempt at framing the pro-"another thing coming" people's actual argument.

I don't think this is getting across: I am not arguing in favor of "another thing coming." The counter-example I brought up was to show applicability of the phrase "another thing coming" as it can be applied to expressing the concept of "If you expect X, that may not be the case." I did not realize at the time that this was an argument exclusively regarding the applicability of "another think coming" as it applies to only those cases where "think" is the preceding verb in order to satisfy the historical precedents of the phrase.
posted by effwerd at 12:23 PM on September 30, 2007


You're arguing that (you were arguing that) if someone uses "expect to get something" instead "think you're going to get something", then "you've got another thing coming" makes sense but "you've got another think coming" does not?

What if they just use "expect" instead of "think"? No "you're going to get something" involved?
posted by Flunkie at 12:38 PM on September 30, 2007