Q: I thank the prime minister for not getting his wunderchufs in a tumnoodle as I prostoglicate (good humored chuckles from the Tories). My constituency is made up almost entirely of old people, all of whom naturally suffer from terribly bad constipation. (asserting grumbles from the Tories, dissenting grumbles from Labour, forcing questioner to raise his voice) And I should like to know what he intends to do about it! (roaring approval and hear-hears from the Tories).
A: Well [jerky pause] as you know [jerky pause] this problem [short jerky pause] is a concern for many. Now, what I'm not going to [ very short jerky pause] say to you is that this problem will go away on its own. Indeed [pause] , what I'm not going to do is stand here and say [jerk] like others might [jerk] that this is not a problem at all. What I will tell you is that a special committee has been -- uh -- set up [pause] to -- uh -- study [jerky pause] this problem and has found that the [pause] (in anticipation, the Tories begin their dissenting grumbles) solution is the increase (louder grumbles, forcing an increase in volume) of stewed fruit availability to our older population. Now this is something we have been pushing for many years, and just last year our [jerky pause] stewed fruit -- uh -- [pause] production increased by 45%. So I [short jerky pause] hardly see [pause] why the honored sir from Crowtingspittleshire has - uh - any [pause] complaint at all (cheers from Labour).
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