GODKILLER

April 2, 2008 9:28 PM

"1 Crunchwrap Supreme + 1 OCTO-MAC + 20 or so Taco Bell Fire Sauce packets + Taco Bell Cheese Sauce + Bacos + Garfield's Macaroni & Beef + A splash of Jim Beam + Approximately 2 cups of salsa = GODKILLER, for why else would it exist but to kill God?"

Look at the photos first and then watch the video, perfect for that late night sleep deprived crawl of the internet. Featured on another favorite podcast of mine "The BEST DAMN PODCAST EVER".

posted by Del Far (64 comments total)

I thought it was going to be a food review...I was naïve, and now my mind will bear the scars forever.
posted by jedicus at 9:32 PM on April 2

I love that you thought it would be a food review from a FPP description like that.
posted by Del Far at 9:34 PM on April 2

this is just vile.
posted by leotrotsky at 9:43 PM on April 2

Kuaooaoaoauuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeioouuuooooo!!!
posted by Burhanistan at 9:43 PM on April 2

Although, this makes the bacon boobs thing look like high concept art.
posted by Burhanistan at 9:44 PM on April 2 [1 favorite]

Oi! Even if I wasn't vegan I think this would still make me wanna hurl.
posted by brain at 9:46 PM on April 2

That is pretty fucking disturbing. The beard doesn't help at all.

Although, honestly, I'm not sure what's worse -- if he had actually eaten that abomination or what he, um, ended up doing.
posted by spiderskull at 9:51 PM on April 2

reminded me too much of tubgirl
posted by jeffmik at 9:54 PM on April 2 [2 favorites]

Also, for your entertainment, I'd like to dramatize my personal reaction:

"Hm, that's kinda gross."
"A.. what? A blender? This is going to get weird."
"What the hell?"
"Oh, that's just disgusting. And what's with his beard?"
"Soap? Lysol? Bible?"
"What the fuck?"
"Aw, WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK? To hell with this, I'm leaving the Internet."
posted by spiderskull at 9:55 PM on April 2 [13 favorites]

it must've been an adventure to pick that shit out of his eyebrow.
posted by sswiller at 9:57 PM on April 2 [1 favorite]

I have a hard time believing they got a final product so smooth and consistent from a shitty little blender like that. There were no chunks! I metaphorically see pixels.
posted by Tesseractive at 9:57 PM on April 2

Missing tag: Batshitinsane.

Please feel free to use it on... whatever the fuck this is.

Is it a diet aid? I don't think I'm going to eat anything for a week.
posted by loquacious at 9:57 PM on April 2 [1 favorite]

Missing tag: Batshitinsane.

Please feel free to use it on... whatever the fuck this is.

Duly added along with Catshitinsane.
posted by Del Far at 10:02 PM on April 2

LSD is a hell of a drug.
posted by trondant at 10:20 PM on April 2

LSD is a hell of a drug.

Where do you get that from?
posted by Burhanistan at 10:23 PM on April 2

This guy I know. Why?
posted by trondant at 10:24 PM on April 2 [4 favorites]

LSD doesn't make people do that sort of thing unless it's a TV movie.
posted by Burhanistan at 10:25 PM on April 2

Plus, not that this is worth debating, but look at the pupils there. No dilation. Don't be besmirching LSD like that.
posted by Burhanistan at 10:27 PM on April 2

Yes, but ... the Bassomatic! (Sorry, there's a commercial you have to endure before the clip.)

Also: that video was very entertaining in an absurdist way.

Also.1: My son, inspired by the triple stacker at BK, asked the drive thru guy if they could make a ten-stacker, and the drive-thru attendant informed us that many people have asked for something similar, maybe not ten, but definitely 4+. And that they can do, but it's hard to wrap.
posted by not_on_display at 10:29 PM on April 2

^Burhanistanihanistan, stopop fucking-g-g with the screen colorsssss.
posted by not_on_display at 10:30 PM on April 2

Bacos are good.
posted by zardoz at 10:34 PM on April 2

This is exactly like the bacon boob bra post, but with a blended meat bra over man boobs.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 10:37 PM on April 2

The bear in the tub sounded like a colicy baby. eeeep.
posted by Space Coyote at 10:37 PM on April 2 [1 favorite]

All this EXTREEM FOOD idiocy lately just makes me want to fucking nuke America and get it over with.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 10:38 PM on April 2 [8 favorites]

Wow, it was just so much food that he had no choice but to spread it all over his body.
posted by Matt Oneiros at 10:40 PM on April 2 [1 favorite]

what

what the fuck is this

why did you do this.
posted by dismas at 10:41 PM on April 2 [4 favorites]

they really should have cropped those pics, by a largish margin.
posted by dawson at 10:41 PM on April 2

Doesn't he know that an appalling number of people are starving in Afri...oh fuggit, what stavros said.

If nothing else illustrates the need for a night mod, this and the bacobra are it.
posted by nevercalm at 10:44 PM on April 2

You're probably right about the pupils, but I've watched people drop and liquor up, and you can talk some of those people into damn near anything.
posted by trondant at 10:50 PM on April 2

The whiskey and shit-looking substance makes me think this might be an oblique GG Allin homage.
posted by jammer at 10:53 PM on April 2 [2 favorites]

It's like tubgirl reversed.

And this

This is exactly like the bacon boob bra post, but with a blended meat bra over man boobs.

I thought he looked "underexercised" a bit, yes.

In Burhanistan's link, are there hairs growing out of the tip of his nose?
posted by Locative at 11:00 PM on April 2 [1 favorite]

Godkiller Will Kill Us All!!! (dot com)
posted by wendell at 11:07 PM on April 2 [1 favorite]

ENH. Either smear and sit at the table like a big boy or sit in the tub and eat in shame. You no can has both ways, creepy crappy angel eraserhead.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 11:20 PM on April 2 [1 favorite]

I think the Internet may be exerting an unhealthy influence on our culture.
posted by contraption at 11:20 PM on April 2 [3 favorites]

my eyes my goddamn eyes
posted by ambulance blues at 11:20 PM on April 2

I think Bluto needs some professional help.
posted by dirigibleman at 11:26 PM on April 2

based on the comments: not clicking
posted by amyms at 11:28 PM on April 2

Guess which link I am not clicking on? (Wow. I feel kinda like a grown-up.)
posted by maxwelton at 11:31 PM on April 2

Man, I thought watching the video would shed some light on why he did that but no, it was far more disturbing than the pictures.
posted by puke & cry at 11:35 PM on April 2

Sorry. I refuse to look at anything that involves anyone doing anything in a bathtub on the internet.
posted by Dave Faris at 11:59 PM on April 2 [4 favorites]

Relatedly (and much less gross).
posted by dirigibleman at 12:09 AM on April 3

First ten seconds was very entertaining and totally worth it. Unfortunately. . .
posted by my homunculus is drowning at 12:22 AM on April 3

ah yes, a serious case of wanttobeanetcelebritybuthasnotalentorcreativitywhatsoeveritis. Worst infection I've ever seen.
posted by Parannoyed at 12:23 AM on April 3 [3 favorites]

God is dead. Marx is dead. And I'm not feeling too well myself.
posted by PostIronyIsNotaMyth at 12:56 AM on April 3 [1 favorite]

I think I went to high school with this guy.

I think we all did.
posted by naju at 1:01 AM on April 3

In Burhanistan's link, are there hairs growing out of the tip of his nose?

Have you been filming me Burhanistan? You should have warned me, I try to pluck my nosestache before appearing on TV.
posted by Meatbomb at 1:47 AM on April 3

Did anyone else notice that the creator/tub-boy has hair on his nose? Not near his nose. Not growing out of his nostrils. He has hair growing out of the external surface of his nose.
posted by Pollomacho at 4:10 AM on April 3

This presentation reminded me of a real-life Achewood comic strip.

Beef! I was watching some show on the Food network and I just got hell of inspired! Get your camera!

LATER

man I can hear like 20 mothers lamenting about starving children somewhere

etc

Further, This photo cemented that notion, for if Ray and Beef were real, this is probably what they'd look like as humans.
posted by Uther Bentrazor at 5:05 AM on April 3 [1 favorite]

Yield to my skills
posted by voltairemodern at 5:40 AM on April 3

Internet license: REVOKED.

The matching shirts were a nice touch... I think.
posted by absalom at 5:51 AM on April 3

That garfield macaroni and beef looks nasty!!!!
posted by saxamo at 6:41 AM on April 3

I just threw up, hard.
posted by infinitywaltz at 7:09 AM on April 3

What's a baco?
posted by thebellafonte at 8:47 AM on April 3

Human beings are such strange animals...
posted by rooftop secrets at 9:51 AM on April 3

Hmm, the beard kinda inspires me:

[Leonidas voice] Ready your Godkiller and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!

Where "hell" is a bathroom with a drunk weird guy smearing food all over himself.
posted by quin at 9:58 AM on April 3

Oh gees, I know what a Baco is. Shit. For some reason I was reading it like it was pronounced "bawk-o", like some sort of burger taco.
posted by thebellafonte at 10:21 AM on April 3

"I think the Internet may be exerting an unhealthy influence on our culture."

I suggest this be added to the dropdown for flagging posts.
posted by Ragma at 11:17 AM on April 3

Now, I don't expect anyone to get the reference from outside Western Canada... but this guy looks like Stampede Wrestler "The Cuban Assasin".

Ah the Cuban Assassin and the Great Gama.....
posted by Deep Dish at 12:02 PM on April 3

and this is why you should elect me student body president!
posted by CeruleanZero at 12:31 PM on April 3

Missing tag: Batshitinsane.

I suggest "Burgeoroisie."
posted by weston at 12:55 PM on April 3

The food choice is so arbitrary and the blending so unnecessary. If you're going to do a gross-out, just grab any random shit, don't even bother going through a couple drive-thrus. If you're going to do a deathy meal, then at least create something.
posted by mikeh at 2:08 PM on April 3

I mean, I could illustrate the story of how I ate chinese food, a quarter of a pizza, and a large chocolate shake during the course of an evening in college, and blended it to show what my stomach contents likely were, but that would at least portray the endpoint of a story. This is... just a bunch of random shit.
posted by mikeh at 2:09 PM on April 3

Why would you put yourself through this?
posted by Mastercheddaar at 7:00 AM on April 4

Waste of food; waste of five minutes of my life.
posted by dmt at 5:16 AM on April 29