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Well, if there is a tooth fairy....
April 24, 2001 3:45 PM   Subscribe

Well, if there is a tooth fairy.... Doesn't it just make sense that there might be a fairy for some of our other bodily functions?
posted by kristin (8 comments total)

There's nothing like subtle humor.
posted by mgtrott at 4:40 PM on April 24, 2001

Holy crap.
posted by davidmsc at 5:14 PM on April 24, 2001

Heh, I like that "stars" javascript. Very cute ... in disturbingly-overdone sort of way.
posted by Potsy at 5:28 PM on April 24, 2001

i'm sure that doodie believes in the stool fairy.
posted by heather at 5:30 PM on April 24, 2001

I teetered more with glee about what they do with the corn and peanuts...

What do you do with the peanuts and corn kernels?

How do you think they make Cracker Jacks?
posted by dincognito at 6:06 PM on April 24, 2001

I've never looked at the tooth fairy the same way after reading Terry Pratchett's Hogfather. Wow.
posted by Ravagin at 6:44 PM on April 24, 2001

reminds me in spirit of the (sadly, apparently now defunct), Toilet Tea Leaves.
posted by DiplomaticImmunity at 7:32 PM on April 24, 2001

Like collecting billions of small sharp teeth is any worse than collecting soft smelly poop. I liked the stars but would have prefered brown smears. I also appreciated someone doing this in Java instead of pushing CometCursor spyware on me.
posted by skallas at 8:51 PM on April 24, 2001

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