The way Chris Anderson has traditionally published is unsustainable in the face of new developments as outlined in this misleading neon info-graphic! (not pictured)†moar lulz
In the face of such a massive increase in critical attention towards my trite editorial, the way I have traditionally published cannot continue. Each new dalliance I put on the cover of Wired is now savaged for it's idiocy by domain experts before it even appears on newsstands!
How am I supposed to get an advance on the book version of my pop-science pablum if I'm not showered with uncritical adulation? How am I going to debut on the NYT bestseller list in four months if I'm already discredited?
Clearly, I need to develop a new kind of† Chris Anderson. A totally new model of exerting my bloviations on the world. I need to find a way to publish to smaller, more sycophantic audiences in private at first; gradually sowing my trite theories into the public discourse so that they are not so easily mocked for what they are.
I need to explore the depths of his my own long tail‡ — I needs to expose my genius to my social graph‡ first. Publishing straight to the cover of Wired exposes my ideas to public ridicule by practicing experts — if I could limit my audience initially to self-facilitating media nodes 9:02 like myself, I might be able to ride a wave of sycophancy right over any criticism!
I, Chris Anderson, hereby usher in a new age of post-pop-science! Jared Diamond and Malcom Gladwell don't stand a chance against my cunning insights into this world of post-hype I herald!
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In any case, large-scale data mining to find correlations has been is a basic tool of science and social science for a long time, take a look at empiricism, and even the standard scientific experiment as an example. This serves as grist for the mill of theory, but does not replace it. Think of one of the famous early examples of data mining in social sciences, Durkheim's study of suicide - the statistical correlations are moderately interesting, the theory endures.
posted by blahblahblah at 6:44 PM on July 21, 2008